Don’t do this to your house… 

It’s kinda weird seeing Josiah without a beard. It kinda reminds me of that scene for “The Santa Clause” where Scott Calvin shaved his beard and it immediately grows back

I literally almost exploded, I was not prepared for the sheer power of beardless Josiah

Josiah without beard isn't real, he can't hurt you. *Meanwhile this video:*

70% of comments: OMG Josiah has shaved!!! 30% of comments: Oh hey, Brendan has a new room now.

imagine there’s an apocalypse and all that’s left is these cursed houses

Idk why but the phrase “catgirl mansion” sounds both good and bad

Thanksgiving is just around the corner. Think the next movie you guys can watch next could be the 2013 animated film Free Birds? It's about two turkeys who travel back in time to stop the first Thanksgiving from happening to prevent turkey from becoming the main centerpiece of a Thanksgiving dinner.

Bruh Josiah without a beard looks like doctor nefario 💀

The shotgun rail is honestly kinda sick. Not for a house, but imagine that as an entrance to a restaurant or bar or something! I dig it!

13:07 i have a personal hate for these kinds of houses. when i was 2, my parents had taken me to go over to their friends house for their son’s birthday party. their friends had an extremely nice home. had a whole patio, double floor with 2 bathroom. but they just had one of *those* stupid unfinished doors on the top floor. (two stories high up, keep that in mind) everything was going fine at the party. i was sleeping in the living room while my parents were making themselves plates while talking with friends. during this party, they left *that* door open on the top floor unlocked. everyone’s having fun, talking and laughing, until all of a sudden, it gets dead quiet. im standing right on the edge of that doorway, only wearing a diaper and a dora the explorer shirt on. my mom told me that before anyone could even say or react to anything, my dad hopped over the counter, shoved multiple people out of the way and grabbed me. to this day i still find it confusing as to why people think it’s a good architectual idea to be living in a house with a door that leads to the abyss. but yeah… 11 years later, i find it terrifying to know that those kinds of doorway designs, which are hilarious, could’ve seriously injured me (or even worse) as a kid.

These 3 are now my comfort channel and the key to making me laugh. Great work on all your videos guys! Keep up the good content 👍

Fun fact: these guys are the epitome of modern comedy

Josiah is definitely giving me middle aged aunt vibes 😂

Josiah looks like he went back in time or found the fountain of youth he looks so much younger without the beard

7:35 "PLAY ME A SOnG YOU'RE THE PIAnI MAn!" insert the most violent fart you can imagine here

I have focal seizures in the shower occasionally, which results in things growing and shrinking in size and focus as my mind spaces out. That first shower would almost definitely kill me

3:17 Do you really enjoy that feeling of laying in bed and having the sneaking suspicion that you might be laying on your TV remote? Well do we have the chair for you!

9:45 the marble cinematic universe.

10:36 it looks like if the artist had a really bad acid trip and decided to paint while they were tripping balls

The most cursed thing in this video is beardless Josiah.

11:48 I guess someone decided it'd be fun to use the Panorama Mode on their Phone to take this Picture, looking at the Vent and the Cat above

This video earns the honor of having the most terror-instilling ending of any video you've ever uploaded.

I need all of MWS to shave their beards now. We need chin reveals for Bren and Jude too

12:54 Seeing this reminded me of something I saw when looking for houses. A townhouse I was viewing had a sliding glass door on the second floor that would lead out to a balcony. Except there was no balcony. It was a sliding glass door that led to nothing. On the second floor.

11:17 The legendary Golden MONKEY!

Guys, guys, calm down. Josiah only shaved his beard off because this video was meant to be cursed.

14:32 bro really put the "Farewell, good Hunter. May you find your worth in the waking world." in this damn kitchen lmao

The main reason for pedestal toilets is having the toilet above the sewer line 6:38 this one's probably in a basement or something

5:47 as a shotgun enjoyer, this both impresses me and makes me very sad.

12:01 that’s the toe couch

14:02 I paused and rewinded too many times just to read "we have been graced by this high pitched Jude"

The door that goes straight to the roof is something I’ve seen before. They said that there used to be a balcony but they removed it and just left the door. Weird huh?

5:09 In light of a more recent video: "They've gone to plaid!"

Josiah: We googled houses... Me: pretending to listen Me: B E A R D

The theme of this episode is “The architect wanted more shower-related injuries and deaths”

0:55 Oh god Scott, what is that

i'm being honest, the first time I saw beardless Josiah i honest to god thought 'that looks like it was edited on' THAT'S how unnatural that looked for me

2:46 istg that was a setting in a dream of mine

15:20 I've never been so hyped for something that I never wanted

11:15 As an instrument repair technician, that saxophone makes me very anxious. If it falls, not only will there be serious dentwork needing to be done, but the pads are gonna get moldy, given it falls in a full tub. And if you think you can just put it back on the display you're dead wrong cuz the mold will smell like absolute garbage.

I love how I got an AirBNB ad right after Jude said that the first place looked like a bed and breakfast.

Josiah failed no shave November

Josiah is the one that always tries to make something positive out of the insanity the crew sees, while everyone else is just slowly and painfully dying inside.

12:30 Personally, that reminds me of an Old Friends restaurant. Not sure if they’re everywhere or if they’re all the same, but the one I went to had tons of old stuff hanging from the ceiling. Miss their lemon ice cream

13:55 this looks like a backrooms level

13:13 For a second my dumbass thought it was a coffin

5:47 This is truly an American home.

1:45 The different shades of brown in that room reminds me of animal crossing furniture

Beardless Josiah looks like a landlord with beautiful flowing hair... I can dig it...

These are absolutely hilarious! I could watch these for hours lmao

High-pitched Jude, Spork Bren, Beardless Josiah... When together, their power is power.

*gasp* "YES! WOOOOO!" "MONKE!" I've lost track of how many times I've rewound that bit 😆

Seeing Josiah without his beard is cursed. It’s like Mario without his mustache.

YOU'VE DONE IT YOU'VE REACHED PEAK COMEDY

I almost skipped past the end card I had to immediately come back to the video to see what it said fully. I remember the FRED Movies... even the FRED TV show! (Yes, that existed)

It's over Anican I have the high grounds 6:21

The most cursed thing in this video is Josiahs missing beard The beard snatcher must've broke in

Please Josiah don't shave ever again

At 4:00 is no one going to talk about how someone, finally, used the goofy music from Goat Simulator?

Josiah seriously threw "No Shave November" out the window...

bren with a new room, josiah without a beard. Im scared

Bruh seeing clean shaving Josiah is cursed

The intro was so perfect, I've been giggling all day whenever I remember it

I feel like each time there’s a new video about these houses, we’re gonna have a new type of fabric to be everything.

I've been in big houses even for a week, they ain't considered cursed but they are insane, the house I was in for a week had upstairs 2 Bedrooms connected via a crawl space, there is a closet connecting one of the rooms to another seperate one AND outside that room a few feet, there is this Metal Slide built into the wall which at end is above the area below with Stairs and there's at side of Slide the wall crawl stairs but again the legit Mansion is insane.

Beardless Josiah is the most cursed thing I've ever seen

thanks for the design ideas, just added them to my new house and it looks amazing :)

13:00 Normally you see these doors that go to a 20 foot drop on houses where they planned to put in a deck but then decided not to. The problem is there is a regular slanted roof there so you couldn't put in a deck and they normally board it up after so people don't get home drunk and fall into the backyard looking for the bathroom.

Clean shaven Josiah is really messing with me… Awesome work on this!

Ahh Goat simulator music. I see you all are men of taste 10:00

i don't know why anyone would want glass cabinets, you miss the #1 perk of solid cabinets where you can cram everything in with 0 organization and no one knows

In 1:15 the ovens are different sizes and the metal square doesn't line up.

I love that every other comment is talking about josiah being beardless

Almost didn't notice Josiah's shave. It's a good look, yet I've always thought of your beards as your mark of the trio lol

Josiah looks like Lefty from Gravity Falls from how he never turns right throughout this whole video

Josiah without a beard is the most cursed thing in this video

14:20 I swear my grandma used to live in this house there's no way this isn't it lmao. Is this picture from Canada by any chance? Unless there's somehow more than one house with a whole street light in it.

1:39 imagine it leads to the second floor

Beardless Josiah is exactly the kind of blursed shit I need today

3:44 I like the use of the goat simulator music 😂

Anyone else terrified by Josiah's chin for absolutely no reason.

0:03 WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT DID YOU DO TO JOSIAH

13:00 The house number is on the top of the door XD

Love your shave Josiah!! ❤️

6:10 didn’t I do it for you lookin stairs

1:27 *fifty shades of brown*

I always end up watching these at 3am and trying not to giggle too loud

I think the only reason Josiah shaved his beard was because he wanted to play along with the "cursed" theme of the video.

12:46, neither, that's the spade.

This is exactly the kind of thing that I LOVE 4:26

6:25 i think i've seen that exact bathroom while at someone elses house before and it feels so weird

Everyone commenting on how Josiah without a beard is the most cursed thing in this video when 11:30 has me convinced the camera glitched when the picture was taken due to how *impossible* that range vent looks! The vent's an optical illusion! Actually, after taking a closer look at the veins/ribs/whatever they're called of the vent, I have no other possible explanation for why they seem to disappear into thin air other than a camera glitch.

Everyone is just taking about Josiah,s new look but not realising the new room

I thought front-facing Josiah was terrifying. But now we have another beast to fear.

So fun fact about second story doors that lead to nowhere. They were originally meant for if your front door gets covered in a snow storm you could still get out

13:05 reminds of of someones house i visited that literally just had a door on top floor that lead outside, no railing, no balcony , and was a pretty big size house, not apartment building size but high enough i probably could of died from

I have a Feeling Jude Will Laugh at some of the bizzare places on earth

Josiah looks incomplete without his beard

8:50 Mirror walls are a way to make a room feel bigger and/or less claustrophobic, so I'm assuming the mirror is there to help make that corner feel less caged in. Mind, it's definitely a "the solution is worse than the problem" kind of situation.

so about the whole "the people selling the house were so petty so they took shower curtain rod" thing. that actually happened to me when I moved into my room I have