These Retail Training Videos are very bad.

Подписаться 562 тыс.

Просмотров 494 тыс.

50% 1

Today we are going to take a look at some infamously cringe retail training videos. Will they be on The Front Line of greatness, or Game Crazy Bad?
❯ Follow us on social:
mws.media/
❯ Shop at mws.gg:
mws.gg/
❯ Check out our live streams:
/ @mws_live
❯ Twitter:
/ societyofmmm
❯ Instagram:
/ microwavesocietyofficial
❯ TikTok:
/ societyofmmm
#microwavesociety #trainingvideos #gamecrazy
❯ In this video:
Jude
/ judemws
/ judemws
Josiah
/ josiahmws
/ whotookjosiahmws
Bren
/ brendanmws
/ brenmws
A&P Grocery Store Training Video
• A&P Grocery Store Trai...
Game Crazy Training Video
• Game Crazy Training Vi...
How to Be an Effective Supermarket Checker: The Front Line 1965
• How to Be an Effective...
This video was edited by Josiah:
/ josiahmws
We get most of our music from:
www.epidemicsound.com/
Microwave Society is managed by Society Media, we make videos and this is our main channel.

Приколы

Опубликовано:

12 янв 2021

Ссылка:

Скачать:

Готовим ссылку...

Добавить в:

Мой плейлист

Посмотреть позже

Комментарии : 1,2 тыс.

@MicrowaveSociety 3 года назад

MERCH: Use code "STORE" for 10% off, one week only! mws.media/

@katielamborghini3551 3 года назад

❤️ Thank you guys for the new video! Even though we can’t see it yet, we appreciate all of the content you’ve given us this, and last year. ❤️

@JessePinkman923 3 года назад

I’m pickle Rick

@staciemohler4624 3 года назад

@janderson5492 3 года назад

Green

@joshuaq7594 3 года назад

pog

@fatherenricopucci4609 3 года назад

I never thought I would hear a woman named Zelda say the word "JIGGY" Thank you boys for once again opening my eyes to the history of society

@sheepeyoutube 3 года назад

The Banjo-Kazooie/Legend of Zelda crossover we didn’t ask for

@Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhgh 3 года назад

Ima hit the Jiggy

@jerryakatony5724 3 года назад

@@sheepeyoutube Is it bad I thought the same thing.

@forge4119 3 года назад

Every time someone says that word God gets a little closer to destroying mankind. How do you think we're in the situation we are in now?

@sheepeyoutube 3 года назад

@@forge4119 Guess God’s getting jiggy with the earth then

@eagleeye5189 2 года назад

I love how Zelda manages to perfectly encapsulate the "white woman who doesn't understand what slang is". She doesn't even try to pronounce anything in a casual way, she makes it super clear she's reading it off a script. The way she says "slinging the bling-bling to get that paper" sounds like she has no idea what she's actually saying but says it anyway.

@gayjayy Год назад

I was screaming every time she opened her mouth.

@dragonmaster3030 Год назад

@@gayjayy existential crisis initiated

@LunaMane Год назад

I pray to heavens that she's single/stayed single. She's the kind of dopey woman predatory men trick into signing an unfavorable prenuptial agreement.

@wolfiecafe4398 Год назад

I was only thinking of the fiction character when looking at this comment

@Klarpimier 11 месяцев назад

She reads it like Tucker Carlson Your kids will want to get “jiggy” with the “hizhouse” if Kamala Harris was President. That means premarital sex

@Zoditron 3 года назад

"we also don't want our shoppers to run an obstacle course" * Laughs in IKEA *

@tamozsenpai7896 3 года назад

*laughs in d class*

@johnwarren9151 3 года назад

* Laughs in Home Depot *

@TomOrSMTidk 2 года назад

IKEA: the maze runner sequel

@montymole2 10 месяцев назад

* laughs in SCP-3008 *

@jayzeo4767 3 года назад

As someone named Jude, Brendan staring at the camera and saying, "I love your produce department Jude," made me very uncomfortable

@connorleonard4047 3 года назад

I love your mangoes, Jude

@barbarawojtczak233 3 года назад

''Bananas''

@runawaygemm5397 2 года назад

B a n a n a s

@mcormier3934 2 года назад

Mungos

@connorbosley4431 2 года назад

As someone not named Jude, Brendan staring at the camera and saying, "i love your produce department jude" did not make me very uncomfortable.

@JNSStudios 3 года назад

Zelda Scott constantly using slang physically hurt me.

@AlabamaMemeBoi 3 года назад

made me want to commit toaster bath

@Dargonhuman 3 года назад

I grew up when that slang was popular and I still cringed every time she said anything. No one who wears casual business and does their makeup like that should ever speak in that manner.

@spectre9340 3 года назад

That triggered my fight or flight response 🤺🤺🤺

@jerryakatony5724 3 года назад

I’m in pain

@robertclifton7667 3 года назад

I had to slam my head into the wall multiple times to get over it

@tokiWren 3 года назад

Alternate title: dissing Kroger for 16 minutes

@RazorusR3X777 3 года назад

When they laughed in Kroger, I felt that, in my moobs.

@Icommittedarson 2 года назад

And 29 seconds

@big_sea Год назад

yes

@Pyropenguin0603 Год назад

Error 404

@LaskyLabs Год назад

I can't blame them at all.

@tainted_bread 3 года назад

"You heard it right, K-Dog. Gale is getting *E X T R E M E L Y* jiggy with it." One of the best quotes I've ever heard.

@5nightsatgengars830 25 дней назад

True😂

@LCCWPresents 23 дня назад

The only other place I’ve heard that phrase during my life time is the scooby doo movie in 2001.

@isaacandluxo5463 3 года назад

Warning: do not watch these videos before you go to sleep unless you want a dream about these three commentating on your life and laughing at all your terrible choices. *I ‘ M S P E A K I N G F R O M P E R S O N A L E X P E R I E N C E*

@Galaxy-Emu 3 года назад

O h

@pureracekarting6164 3 года назад

Wtf sounds like a a amazing dream

@definitelynotkraw 3 года назад

i want the microwave society men to commentate my life like an episode of Mystery Science Theater 3000

@Galaxy-Emu 3 года назад

@@definitelynotkraw Honestly that’d be awesome

@SherbYT 3 года назад

Too late where were you 2 hours ago

@SkkiterSkkater 3 года назад

They call it Microwave Society because it's a society in a microwave. They don't call it Oven Society because it's not a society in an oven.

@familiarbreakfast1892 3 года назад

microwave is short for microwave oven

@SkkiterSkkater 3 года назад

@Robo-su6vn 3 года назад

Why do we call it microwave but micro means small, and the microwave itself it huge

@ninyaninjabrifsanovichthes45 3 года назад

That's why they call it the Microwave Society, because it is society in a microwave.

@tacticaltwinkies3847 2 года назад

Duh, how else does the world rotate.

@highway2998 3 года назад

The fact that the video from 1965 had better transitions, and was less crunchy and about the same quality as the one from 2003, really says a lot about our society.

@haruhirogrimgar6047 3 года назад

U.S. infrastructure has been the oldest it has been since like the 40's. That means in both the private and public sector people are just not getting new equipment, fixing up the buildings, or making new training resources. Companies are generally not reinvesting into themselves and just buying back stocks, raising executive wages, and paying out shareholders. So basically the 3 least relevant things to a store's success. We do not have a single pallet jack that is not broken in some way at my (Kroger) store and exactly 2 electric jacks. 1 large one Older than me (22) and 1 small one that breaks literally once a week and started on fire 2 years ago after I used it. Oh and the baler is almost as old as the store itself so it is in its 50's at least (but it still works fine and never breaks so I am cool with it.)

@princecarmon5674 2 года назад

@@haruhirogrimgar6047 we maybe one of the only advance countries in world that sticks to the past and present at the same time

@lilignorance2179 2 года назад

OOOOHHHHH U SAID SOCIETY

@SnobbyBird_ Год назад

@@lilignorance2179 HE SAID THE THING

@Angsty_skeleton 6 месяцев назад

@@SnobbyBird_but hey, that’s just a society, A MICROWAVE SOCIETY! Aaaaaand cut

@rickyricardo2280 3 года назад

“I’m down here in the *HIZZOUSE* ... you know, the *H E E Z Y* “

@Curdled.milk1 3 года назад

H E E Z Y

@haceofspades7682 2 года назад

What does that even *mean?*

@SnobbyBird_ Год назад

“Oh no”

@NothingPossiblyQuestionMark 3 дня назад

@@haceofspades7682it kinda means a house

@KwaygonTV 3 года назад

“You heard it right K-Dog, Gail is getting extremely jiggy with it”

@exquisitecorpse__ 3 года назад

'*Vomits*'

@drizzlysquid1732 3 года назад

Cringe level: 100

@mariodelrio2387 3 года назад

Reminds me of the jiggies in banjo-kazooie

@amaterasu1222 3 года назад

@@drizzlysquid1732 Cringe Level: 110. It was bad enough that it broke the level barrier.

@drizzlysquid1732 3 года назад

@@amaterasu1222 it had reached legendary teir 1 lmao

@kairi7373 3 года назад

I step into the in-trance And grab my groceries Slinging the bling bling on that paper As the cashier starts the cash register And I leave with my crushed bread

@grahambarlos8641 2 года назад

Don't forget to go to the circular rack

@arson5385 Год назад

Poetry at its finest

@thecreator3145 3 месяца назад

and my ACME-brand anvil on top of such bread.

@alextidmore7036 3 года назад

That whole Game Crazy segment was just Steve Buscemi saying "How do you do, fellow kids" for five minutes

@brianahodnett 3 года назад

I'm still not sure how they did that fidget spinner trick but I think Josiah may be keeping Bren in his basement and has a sock chute to send him food from time to time.

@quinnsackewitz6921 3 года назад

But that’s just a theory... A HARDCORE GAMER THEORY

@spacedoggo6591 3 года назад

"Would you happen to have an alternative-" *_"N o."_* "guess i'll leave"

@daltondimmick5334 3 года назад

my ear legitimately started bleeding while zelda scott was talking. and i dont mean like "haha cringe talk" I Mean i felt legitimate liquids in my ear so i got a paper towel and wiped it and it was actual blood. no joke, she actually made my ears bleed. i have evidence.

@aristology6912 3 года назад

Woah it’s too bad that we can’t see it, right? Right???? Right?????

@Billiebustupfan1212 3 года назад

I hope that is a coincidence

@RobertEOSPEEDWAGON1 2 года назад

@@Billiebustupfan1212 that's probably worst cause now their ear has something wrong with it.

@jackfruit420 2 года назад

@@aristology6912 ok

@Capstone2266 2 года назад

Oh jeez... I didn't know that was actually possible

@alponts 3 года назад

imagine somebody trying to flex on you and they start off their sentence with "slinging the bling bling"

@jarrodedson5441 2 года назад

I would laugh and not take anything that person would say seriously

@smiller6986 Год назад

Clenches fists tenses muscles I just finished being jiggy with the ,ast guy

@cacomeatballmarinara2014 3 года назад

“0.00’ that’s how much *this* ad will make us” *ad doesn’t play*

@DT-ok6kv 3 года назад

I got one

@Lumiesfinetoo 3 года назад

it played for me but right before he said us

@Crimson.Creates 3 года назад

(Laughs in RU-vid Premium)

@thatoneidiotxav 3 года назад

@@Crimson.Creates (laughs in poor/adblocker) but it's mobile so you don't laugh

@JNSStudios 3 года назад

Well, I guess he was right. Can’t get money if there isn’t an ad...

@cirrusupdraft 3 года назад

I will have you know, The PS2 DVD remote is genuinely helpful when you’re watching movies since you don’t have to hit the triangle button to get access to the menu, And it’s stupidly funny to try to play games with it

@varsityreviews707 2 года назад

What games would even work?

@wieldylattice3015 Год назад

@@varsityreviews707 they all do. It's not a matter of compatibility, its a matter of whether you have the strength to try

@user-in1gv1uh2v Год назад

@@wieldylattice3015 How do you get it to work?

@wieldylattice3015 Год назад

@@user-in1gv1uh2v Mate I'm just shitposting I dunno, my advice would be to ask a RU-vid tutorial

@TheQuashingoftheTub 9 месяцев назад

I gotta try this Next time I have a working PS2. Rip my previous two

@pessimistprime6318 2 года назад

“The store shouldn’t be an obstacle course” Well stop having us stock crap when the store’s open so we don’t have to babysit customers over it 😂 😂

@montymole2 10 месяцев назад

as a customer i take offense to this, i'm the type of customer who gets annoyed when people leave shopping carts outside of the store and i'll go out of my way just to grab every single shopping cart and take them back inside and THEN i go inside to shop, and when i come back out and inevitably see even more shopping carts i once again go out of my own way to once more grab every single one of them and then i finally leave, and occasionally i find stuff where it's not meant to be and i will take it to the aisle it's supposed to be at lol

@TheQuashingoftheTub 9 месяцев назад

@@montymole2As a Customer and Retail worker I feel ALL of this. I will fix things that fellow customers messed up if I know where it goes. But it was a nightmare being front counter, and the only one who could clean tables, and being yelled at during rush by coworkers amd employees because I couldn't leave the register to clean the tables XD

@vodalelore6033 3 года назад

“You heard that right K-dog. Gale is getting extremely jiggy with it.” ~Zelda

@the_treypearson 3 года назад

I work at Kroger too. I will now practice these newly learned tactics to ensure that the shopping experience is the most adequate.

@gayjayy Год назад

"Can you check in the back?" was my least favourite question working retail (even if it was for 3 months in shitty management). Like, "Yeah, let me, the only cashier right now because our second is currently stocking the back shelves, go look through our back room that's full of unmarked rolltainers crammed next to each other for your tissues, all while leaving a line of 5 people." We were usually polite with "Sorry, our back room has a lot of inventory and we don't know which your item is on. Maybe come back later and we might have some stocked."

@ethandaub2117 3 года назад

You guys have to react to Shorts. The best Robert Rodriguez movie.

@playboy-music 3 года назад

it's epically epic

@jaimenunez4569 3 года назад

We must raid the discord so they can hear are plead

@thischannelwasamistake9403 3 года назад

Gives me some epic vietnam flashbacks

@peyton_walkerlol 3 года назад

Yes please

@KingsBard 3 года назад

Booger monster

@DParkerNunya 2 года назад

Zelda Scott isn't cringe because of the specific words she uses, because there was a time where those words weren't cringe. What's cringe is the way she says it, the emphasis she forces on them, and how many she uses in a single interaction. Even in a time period where the words weren't so cringe, she would still feel cringey.

@anth636 2 года назад

Imagine if the video was made in modern year and she said, "there is a sussy baka among us"

@spectre9340 3 года назад

Things that are not aesthetic: Zelda Scott saying slang words while wearing a pantsuit

@cruzgonzales746 3 года назад

I can’t believe these guys only have a couple thousand subs they should have like a million

@pureracekarting6164 3 года назад

True

@justaweirdguy376 3 года назад

They’re headed there, don’t worry

@fatherpoultry7271 3 года назад

Make sure you join their discord and chat with all the other epic gamers (and say hey to me in the server, i get lonely)

@getmeouttahere1209 3 года назад

Same with Aaron and Jo

@silverchord5790 3 года назад

Ikr

@galaxy_tripod0_0 3 года назад

"At least its not Tennessee where they call it a *buggy* " Florida, NC, SC, Virginia, and Georgia: *Are we a joke to you?*

@Xenowolf8 3 года назад

I’m from Tennessee and we call them shopping carts.

@muffingeneral7596 3 года назад

@@Xenowolf8 I'm from Eastern TN and we call it both. Though buggy seems to be an old term that we don't use often.

@raye48 3 года назад

Can confirm, I'm from SC and I call it a buggy.

@haruhirogrimgar6047 3 года назад

Yes. The only place that gets made fun of more than Az (and specifically Tucson for some reason) is Florida. And the political Georgia memes from this last cycle are fantastic.

@theandroidsentbycyberlife4399 3 года назад

I'm from Tennessee and we call them buggies

@Halden. 3 года назад

I live in NC and almost everyone I know calls shopping carts buggies.

@TrailblazerProductionsLLC 3 года назад

Odd. I also live in NC and I don't remember ever hearing that.

@danstrikker6465 3 года назад

The fuck?

@gavindillon1486 3 года назад

@@TrailblazerProductionsLLC "its an albany expression"

@TheIrkenEmpire420 3 года назад

@@gavindillon1486 You know, these shopping carts are quite similar to the ones they have at Wal-Mart.

@KaeganThornhillTheCyberRaven 3 года назад

If any thing you could call it a southern thing. But im sure it have spread all across the USA by now since that local slang have been around over 40 years.

@KwaygonTV 3 года назад

“You heard it here fellas, Ryan is slinging the bling-bling to get that paper” Best moment of the whole vid 9:39

@jarrodedson5441 2 года назад

Yes I agree

@smiller6986 Год назад

No best part is when hale got jiggy with it

@Ben-yz7sx 3 месяца назад

😂I can't breathe 😂

@SnaggleTurd 3 года назад

Babe, wake up, microwave society premiere is on.

@kanaka118446 2 года назад

Sneedclave

@cephaleaorion4888 2 года назад

cring enclave

@Ethan-pd4ny 3 года назад

"Ryan is slinging the bling bling to get that paper" this...this is beautiful

@SAMURXAI 3 года назад

My 6th sense is telling me that one of y’all worked at Kroger.

@idorandomthingsjpg 8 месяцев назад

🎉🎉

@ThatDudeWithBoobs 3 года назад

Having worked retail in three forms (food service, convenience store and entertainment) for almost ten years now, hearing these three laugh about training videos is strangely therapeutic.

@seid3366 3 года назад

7:39 *Chadtronic remix* “Whoa-Whoa, What do you mean what she could afford? You never asked that question!”

@boogurl4055 3 года назад

You guys should watch "Possibly in Michigan." This acid trip of a short film is free on RU-vid.

@topaz_talon 3 года назад

Yoooo that video is a banger

@boogurl4055 3 года назад

@@topaz_talon IT REALLY IS!

@Robyn-tr5pk 29 дней назад

Omg they so should

@CaineMedia 3 года назад

People still call shopping carts "buggys" in Tennessee. That's somewhat surprising to hear that nickname here. Good video, guys.

@MoonlightStatic 7 месяцев назад

We call them buggies in SC

@berylredburrow__8810 3 года назад

"I really like your produce section" I'll take 'Things never said by an actual human being' for 500.

@nerdysniper6194 3 года назад

I felt my soul die when the woman called Zelda said “jiggy”

@maritza8337 3 года назад

1:06 Speaking of ytp, there is actually a pretty funny ytp made from this training video called Eccentric Severe Tumors by DaThings (just wanted to mention!)

@thecartelfoundme 3 года назад

11:34 why do I see the word “fun” in this scene

@ilikecurry2345 3 года назад

I'm not the only one!!

@JNSStudios 3 года назад

Subliminal messaging

@OsmSkylandersCheats 3 года назад

Is Alpha-Beta Supermarket a sister location of Omega Mart?

@tomanders4746 3 года назад

There are enough instruments and tech for me and now I am convinced that Microwave Society has a band they’re not telling us about.

@twisteddemon1266 3 года назад

I can't wait to learn all about these bad retail training videos

@MKTB22 Год назад

8:52 “You heard that right, K-Dawg. Gale is getting extremely… *JIGGY WITH IT*

@zackerycrouch7277 3 года назад

I hope Josiah plays a sound effect

@ilikecurry2345 3 года назад

He did. He banged the keyboard.

@Lumiesfinetoo 3 года назад

i saw a good suggestion on one of the old vids, saying: "Minecraft: Story Mode. everyone takes turns making selections, hilarity ensues."

@charlottehobday4495 2 года назад

Man, they really should do that.

@tacocats2244 2 года назад

12:31 My Animal Crossing instincts acted up when he did that to the piano

@mightyexperiments6622 3 года назад

As a Kroger employee, I can 100% agree with that service desk bit lol

@Your_Local_Milk_Man 2 года назад

9:05 You could tell how uncomfortable the girl on the right is

@lonelyteapot858 3 года назад

14:01 I'm genuinely confused on how they did that

@sleepysnorlax254 3 года назад

the best part about starting in retail and watching those videos is the manager coming in and laughing of how much bs those videos are

@fatherpoultry7271 3 года назад

ngl that transition at 11:30 was smooth asf

@joaquinlavadenz9655 Год назад

10:58 why did that sound like the Roblox drinking sound effect

@CR1TIKAL_20 Год назад

At 8:46 if you listen to Josiah with subtitles on it says “how would you like to take home a game and *RIP IT TO FRANCE* ” I laughed even harder lol

@unclebubba7119 3 года назад

I automatically inhaled in unison with them at 8:57

@creativersestudios7876 3 года назад

*Leap Frog is the Best Console*

@creativersestudios7876 3 года назад

*I have two Leap Frogs, one was mine and the other one was my brother's.*

@toadjudgesyou1021 3 года назад

“Spongebob square pants the clam prix”

@blakebridges8989 3 года назад

I wonder if employees during the 90s found these training videos as cringe as we do today?

@wieldylattice3015 Год назад

*H E E Z Y*

@DEATH_NYA 3 года назад

0:50 at target crap like that happens often it so annoying

@tailsnascarfan93 3 года назад

4:56 Sonic Heroes getting some free advertising.

@gordieboi2340 Год назад

13:45 "Actually 30 cents in 1965 was the equivalent to 2 dollars and 50 cents" 🤓

@casperlee302 3 года назад

When you get put in timeout because you said poggers

@thefastsnake3015 3 года назад

7:11 i did, i used to watch movies on it because it has a DVD player

@SLAPNTZ_MCCOY 2 года назад

6:17 oh I got you ma’am, here’s 35 copies of Desert Bus

@anth636 2 года назад

11:38

@chenstormstout9456 3 года назад

Yes! Everyone needs to know those awfulness of working retail.

@ItsRocky_01 3 года назад

“Thats how much money we make from this AD-” **ad plays** what the fuck--

@kirbomatic1573 Год назад

"I am cold and full of rats" is my favorite sentence ever

@thonk6191 3 года назад

My parents have worked in grocery stores my whole life, can confirm they don't train people properly for the jobs they're given.

@haruhirogrimgar6047 3 года назад

Training is expensive so they avoid it but have an abysmal retention rate because of it. But hiring a new person and training is more expensive, it is a trash feedback loop. But I just adore that a bagger's first day on the job at my store goes like this: "Hey person who has been here for 3 years, show the new guy how to do carts." Then they are just told to start bagging and get no additional training.

@csensale Год назад

Worst in when you have to correct/enable the slacker

@horehoundbasedcandy8736 3 года назад

“We won’t come back to this store.” Complete bs! Everyone that I’ve ever had yell at me in retail, came back as soon as they needed something

@JellySLCB 3 года назад

Seeing the check made me feel unfathomable rage because I used to work at a grocery store where the check machines took literally two minutes to run and it was literal hell.

@weevilunderscore 3 года назад

I would've given that lady a gamecube for her son: its safe

@katielamborghini3551 3 года назад

I can’t wait for this. This is going to be hilarious! 😂

@firstguy2die 3 года назад

10:30 GAS POWERED STICK? NO! GAS POWERED REGISTER

@sawyerbaggett7616 3 года назад

I am from Tennessee and I can confirm and be proud of the fact that we do indeed call our shopping carts “buggys” 🤣

@christiannorton9400 3 года назад

"That's how much money *this ad* will make." `laughs in RU-vid Premium`

@jaythememester2002 3 месяца назад

'Laughs in Adblock'

@tainted_bread 3 года назад

**Cough** WeLl soMeBOdY's goT An iLLnEss.

@Ryan-ym4fx 3 года назад

Since I work at Kroger I can pretty much prove that they do that over the intercom.

@TheyHe_V 3 года назад

“Isn’t that just a rectangle” Why do I laugh at things like that, I laugh at the most random, and usually dark things. So I wouldn’t be surprised if I would laugh at it within 2 years

@TheQuashingoftheTub 9 месяцев назад

Zelda saying "We're getting Jiggy with it" is the extremely uneeded sequel to Banjo Kazooie: Jiggies of Time that NO ONE ASKED FOR.

@henny5985 3 года назад

Microwave society my little cousin showed Me you and now I can’t stop watching you guys you guys make my day thank you!

@suntzu9016 2 года назад

I like how they said the cashiers were on "the front lines" as the Vietnam War was going on lol

@valtheemokid4005 3 года назад

I need a video of someone completing Grand Theft Auto San Andreas with this remote 7:31

@user-oi2ef1fc9o 3 года назад

"Oh you don't have (cigarettes?), can you reccomend a different kind that tastes like (cigarettes?)" Me: "No. I don't smoke" "Can I buy half this carton of eggs?" Me: *Sighs...* No.

@haruhirogrimgar6047 3 года назад

"Can I just swap out eggs between two packs?" No, that is a health hazard and you are trying to mix 2 different brands and sizes of eggs.

@grahambarlos8641 2 года назад

Customer who has qlready scanned half their order at a self check out: Hey can I use cash here? Me standing next to a sign that says all self checks can't take any cash:aneurysm

@genericanimename6733 3 года назад

11:20 Holy shit that was a smooth transition

@haruhirogrimgar6047 3 года назад

I work at the Arizona equivilent of Kroger (owned by Kroger.) Our training for what to do with a spill was literally just an image of a stick figure standing still and staring at the spill until we can call someone to clean it up.

@cayden_pierik48 3 года назад

When he said, “Thats how much this ad will make us” I got an ad lol

@QJDWG 3 года назад

As someone who currently works at an Ohio Kroger (in the Clicklist department), I can confirm that all of the accusations made in this video are accurate.

@Yougotsblounchsked 3 года назад

2:57 - She has a serial killer smile

@theblackswordsman5039 3 года назад

The “Remember to subway in and hit that Taco Bell” line had me dying 😂

@samuelshock6292 3 года назад

0:28 No, they call it a “Service Center” because it’s not a “Service Counter” They don’t call it a “Service Counter” because it does not count services.

@user-li8hm1ru2s 3 года назад

5:11 WeLl exc𝕌𝕌𝕌 se mE 𝚙𝚛𝚒𝚗𝚌𝚎𝚜𝚜-

@cdgames69 3 года назад

5:40 This is a legit speedrun tactic

@misseli1 3 года назад

Zelda Scott's slangs work really well as ironic comedy. You could probably hear that sort of writing in The Onion.

@SaucyBoiYt 3 года назад

6:06 *Oh god Dark Lord Scary Man is at it again oh no*

@youke373 3 года назад

That entire GameCrazy video was the most r/fellowkids thing I have ever seen

@Claire-kr5ox 3 года назад

2:07 Octodad is QUAKING

@dystopyxrose 2 месяца назад

I love how Zelda Scott put 0 effort into delivering her lines as they were probably intended. I think if she hadn't said everything in that deadpan monotone it would've been much much worse. It very much gives "I'm here to collect a paycheck. I am reading these lines, collecting my money, and putting this experience in the mental vault."

@Cutie_MG 2 месяца назад

YES! As an 13 year old actress, i could do better lol

@sparco956 Год назад

"We don't want our customers to run an obstacle course" Meanwhile walmart just drops bins, pallets, bikes anywhere theres space. Some of their aisles lead directly into support beams lmaao