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Dave Thornton presents his second stand-up comedy special filmed at The Corner Hotel in Richmond, Melbourne.
Having a dubious contempt for non-coffee drinkers, a love of retirement, health scares and other topics that will hopefully be worth the payoff, check out a man who has dedicated far too much of his life to standing there and talking rubbish.
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12 ноя 2023

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@RobertPyneNaturePhotographer 7 месяцев назад

Supposed to be working but listening to you was so much better. Bloody hilarious.

@cameronbox2592 7 месяцев назад

Brilliant! Funniest man in Oz.. King Charles bit and Ottoman, Genius!

@TheCrawf28X15 6 месяцев назад

The little tags he throws in are amazing! 😂 either need a toilet or a drop chute😂😂😂

@dave_thorno 6 месяцев назад

It's not often you get kudos for the tags so thanks heaps!

@vixlittlestingnow 7 месяцев назад

Love it!! Also...my Mum to Dad, re my teenage brother, circa 1987... "VIIIIIC!! KNOCK HIIIIIM DOWWWWWN!" 🤬🤬🤬🤬 Which Vic refused to do.... until he pissed Vic off! 👌🏻👌🏻🤣

@miguelmako8582 7 месяцев назад

Bloody hilarious 🤙🏽💯

@joe_dombrowski 7 месяцев назад

“Cool bro. After my set I’m gunna sell some cars” I felt that so deeply 😂 😂 Great set

@dave_thorno 7 месяцев назад

Thanks for checking it out!

@veronikasebesta2401 7 месяцев назад

Love your work! 👌👌

@MinetteFarrar-ei8wv 6 месяцев назад

Getting them ready for jail! 😂 I agree !

@soozcueful 7 месяцев назад

Another great set Dave, thank you. Will listen to any and all of your waffle whenever it’s available 😀 cheers from the Maritimes, Canada

@dave_thorno 7 месяцев назад

Thanks for watching!

@qqsylarpp808 7 месяцев назад

Amazing show, Dave...really loved it! You know it's good when I'm watching it at home, by myself, and I just start applauding at the end...

@dave_thorno 7 месяцев назад

Legend! Thanks for that

@tyrannicpuppy 7 месяцев назад

The thing about the stomp massage is that it works. I used to get my little sister to walk along my back and legs after footy on the weekends. Worked a bloody treat. And was somehow less rough than the bloke the club paid to do the job. Helped that I was 17 and she was 5, so the weight difference was minimal. But it worked the kinks out of the muscle alright. That was superb. Last bit was so relatable even without kids.

@dave_thorno 7 месяцев назад

Nice!

@shydreamguyman4098 7 месяцев назад

My brother and i have a 4 year age difference . i'm younger and taller but i was half his weight and he used to get me to walk on his back .

@tyrannicpuppy 7 месяцев назад

@@shydreamguyman4098 Me and him have probably done some serious damage to our backs that we're just not old enough to notice yet, but damn if it didn't work at the time. I always felt great after. Really worked the muscles out.

@tanehowe6242 4 месяца назад

"Just a latte Sugar Dick" had me in friggin stitches. That's gonna be my new fav when the call goes out for coffee at work. 😂😂😂 So many gems in this set though.

@MinetteFarrar-ei8wv 7 месяцев назад

I went to a segregated catholic school growing up. 😔 Then when I turned 14 years old, my mother suddenly moved us to another state. I was thrown into public school and completely traumatized 😑 I LOVE catholic school jokes!😊😅

@ComedyComAu 7 месяцев назад

🙌😂 so good!

@aburnett83 7 месяцев назад

Amazing, never seen you before but was actually laughing out loud during a lot of the show

@dave_thorno 7 месяцев назад

Appreciate the comment, thanks for checking it out!

@InservioLetum 7 месяцев назад

The Ottoman joke is honestly the first creative and entirely new joke I've heard in what feels like thirty years. Most people that know what an ottoman is haven't any clue who the Ottomans were -- and vice versa -- but both people are usually about as funny as shopping for hemorrhoid cream. This man is just an awesome bloke.

@sheldondavis716 6 месяцев назад

I always assumed an ottoman was a Turkish fellow that you put your feet on

@user-if3nf3mf1s 7 месяцев назад

So good. 😂😂😂😂

@CaptainsChannel58 7 месяцев назад

Woohoo!!! Can't wait!!

@4WheelingInNSW 4 месяца назад

Saw you last week at Richmond Regent Theatre, very entertaining so thank you for coming out our way champ ! 👍👍 Very good and a Great night out … First a big Chinese feed over the road, making us fuller than Oprah’s undies, and then some side splitting laughter with you, what a combo ❤️👍👍

@dave_thorno 4 месяца назад

Legend! Thanks for coming out to The Regent. Much appreciated 🙌

@davideaston8314 4 месяца назад

Burnt water? That’s STEAM?! 🤷🏻‍♂️😂💀

@alycewalker1341 7 месяцев назад

Amazing work! Haven’t seen you before but your on my radar now.. needed a good laugh today. The ending is genius, i’m definitely using that..my son will back down reeeeal quick! 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

@dave_thorno 7 месяцев назад

Haha- use it all you want. I want to hear feedback on how it goes

@_RLP 6 месяцев назад

This dude's awesome. Hope to see more.

@dave_thorno 6 месяцев назад

Cheers, appreciate the message!

@sassymummaof2 4 месяца назад

This set was so damn funny! The story with your 2 girls in the bathroom, oh man, way too relatable 😂 Can't wait for your show at the Sydney Comedy Festival 😊

@dave_thorno 4 месяца назад

I know- the bathroom is story is all time 🤦 See you in Sydney!

@MinetteFarrar-ei8wv 6 месяцев назад

Yes, children need physical discipline. You're a great dad!❤

@amyf5521 7 месяцев назад

“Sugar dick” will definitely be included in my vocabulary from now on! 😂 Also, is “dam in my donut” a real saying? And if so, wtf?!? I’m American so I’m pretty well-versed and familiar with donuts but that one’s got me stumped.

@dave_thorno 7 месяцев назад

You can take home "Sugar Dick". I hope the saying takes off and flourishes. The saying you're looking for is 'take the Jam out of my Donut" thanks to my accent and me talking fast and mumbling it prob came out somewhat mangled but yes that's the phrase you're looking for

@amyf5521 7 месяцев назад

@@dave_thorno Oh that makes much more sense! Admittedly a small jump to make which is a bit embarrassing but in my defense, we call them jelly donuts. 😳

@douglasloy285 7 месяцев назад

Jam in my donut

@larryknowlton7094 7 месяцев назад

I'm pretty sure he said "jam" ...like jelly😊

@strykahcoin 3 месяца назад

Seen you at born to be funny LIVE last night and you have a new fan in me the facial expressions are next level so funny

@dave_thorno 3 месяца назад

Oh thanks for coming to the gig and checking out my stuff on the socials! Hopefully see you at a show sometime

@kerilaverty 7 месяцев назад

Great special! :)

@RobertPyneNaturePhotographer 7 месяцев назад

Yep, Prince Charles and Ottoman are comedy GOLD.

@joetorrey6922 4 месяца назад

Good stuff. Thank you. My 2nd listen.

@dave_thorno 4 месяца назад

Glad you enjoyed it- thanks for checking it out a second time legend

@GodiscomingBhappy 6 месяцев назад

the king Charles was so true and funny!! Funny throughout! enjoyed fully! Merry Xmas

@peachsncream5808 20 дней назад

Did you know that if you’re a congressman , insider trading is one of the legal perks of the job .🤫🤫

@malcolmmacallister6029 6 месяцев назад

So true about coffee ☕ 😅. Love your work

@dave_thorno 6 месяцев назад

Haha- thanks! Vive La Caffeine

@d.t.6072 6 месяцев назад

Not too many Aussies I heard other than Ozzyman, but this guy is hilarious. 😂

@dave_thorno 6 месяцев назад

Thanks for the comment! Admittedly Ozzyman get's all the shine but there's other Aussie comics out there. Check out Nick Cody's special if you want another great Aussie comic to watch

@kathleenbutler4602 7 месяцев назад

Absolute pisser!! Thank You for a Great laugh! Enjoying outside with a Jack&Coke solo,

@dave_thorno 7 месяцев назад

Thanks for watching legend!

@truerthanyouknow9456 7 месяцев назад

“stuffle” 😁

@dave_thorno 7 месяцев назад

Stuffle- the amalgam of 'Stuff' and 'All'. What I said was 'Stuff All' which is a cultural saying in Australia meaning to having nothing at all. It feels good to bring our rich and varied vocabulary to the world

@truerthanyouknow9456 7 месяцев назад

The world appreciates your efforts@@dave_thorno

@amyf5521 7 месяцев назад

@@dave_thorno “Amalgam”? Really? I don’t think you’re allowed to be hilarious, intelligent, and look like that. That doesn’t seem fair. 🤔 I hope you and Dr. Chris Brown are a$$holes in real life. The world needs balance! Or I need to move to Australia! (funny and animal-lover are easily the top two sexiest traits of a man)

@sheldondavis716 6 месяцев назад

I'm sharing this

@dave_thorno 5 месяцев назад

Thanks legend!

@cvarikos 4 месяца назад

Yeap ... yeap ... solid set Dave. It ain't easy keeping me interested for 50 mins ...... As far as top comics, I'd put that up against the likes of Brian Regan, Pete Correale, Jim Gaffigan. Even Seb Maniscalco's last special, this was just as tight. Carl Baron still is the GOAT but you're approaching that rarified air.

@shydreamguyman4098 7 месяцев назад

21:07 This could open a Old can of worms for my generation because i was born in 1965 so my childhood spanned 3 decades . i wasn't an adult till the mid 1980s . in my generation.... if a boy cried he'd get a reason to cry.

@sKitZoBonKa 7 месяцев назад

Flap up 😂🎉

@dave_thorno 6 месяцев назад

Haha- you can take that

@abigailjupiter374 7 месяцев назад

👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

@arianajessie420 7 месяцев назад

😂

@IIIIISIGIIIII 7 месяцев назад

I never will.-Nor would I allow it

@nikitmoore 7 месяцев назад

Baaahaha - you make me laugh! (In a good way)

@sKitZoBonKa 7 месяцев назад

Vape actually puts liquid into ya lungs 🎉

@OLDBChannel 6 месяцев назад

King Charles made me push subscribe 😂

@dave_thorno 6 месяцев назад

Haha- thanks!

@fleabaglane 6 месяцев назад

First time watching a show of him bbl to say if the show was thumps up / down

@mikeplantagenet2983 3 месяца назад

Great to see an Aussie here on RU-vid. I agree single gender schools (which I attended for a while) are sick minded crap. Later on, the lovely girls in my maths class taught me how to learn and also have fun in life.

@dave_thorno 3 месяца назад

Hey Mike- glad you enjoyed the special. Thanks for watching legend

@sKitZoBonKa 7 месяцев назад

Stampede

@dave_thorno 6 месяцев назад

It was my virgin Stampede (well after I witnessed Mufasas, still sticks with me to this day)

@shangrilai1990 7 месяцев назад

Was that a Peter Davey Toyota by any chance?

@dave_thorno 7 месяцев назад

No idea tbh

@timpenny5749 7 месяцев назад

Lost me!!!!😊

@danaevankaplan 6 месяцев назад

The comedian seems like a nice guy. However, I watched about 15 minutes and did not laugh once. Maybe Australian humour is different?

@Bppppppppppppp 2 месяца назад

This is unbearably bad

@treytrey6011 7 месяцев назад

Great set, but don't talk about grown-up-life to kids w/ cancer and don't talk about retirement to Americans. It is statistically unlikely and a little mean spirited. The knowledge that I will have to work for 50-60 years and then die on the streets after I can't slave anymore doesn't make me laugh. Keep up the good work, but skip the terminal cancer and the US labor/slave market.