30 Minutes of Chris Porter: A Man from Kansas - Stand Up Comedy 

"Ampersand sons" always kills me

Watch his specials. There is not enough of this man's work available. I hope he quotes me. More Porter.

He said “shape shifter” and my time as a sane human had expired, I don’t think I’ve ever laughed that loud ever in my life😭😂 it’s 3am and it woke my roommate up😭😂😂

Got introduced to Chris back in 2017 when we drove cross-country and I had the comedy station blasting the whole way while I was crying laughing! He definitely needs to be more mainstream.

I love Chris Porter. He makes me laugh every time, unlike some comedians. There is good comedians and terrible comedians. Chris Porter is definitely one of the greats.

Man's emotions bit was put in twice 😭😭

Chris has the inflection of an angry Jack Black. I love it!

This guy is ruff and funny. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Chris Porter for president

1:08 Brilliant observation. As far as I know first in media studies. Long 1:08 , “6 hour all day listening/watching” of repetitive (Fox esp.) “news”/opionionncauses people to overestimate what they know because they can anticipate and say what the “news” says frequently.

Dude's awesome!

I love stand up comedy! It's very difficult to find a good one these days!!I like this guy! I AM SUPER PROUD OF YOU CUZ YOU ARE NOT A STUPID COMEDIAN!! THANK YOU SIR!

Chris Porter should be huge.

I actually had the experience of meeting an old high school friend after 25 years. Back then she was artistic(she was in art school(uni) and was lead vocals in a group,as well as designing jewelry, making soaps etc.,open minded(or so i thought). My mind exploded after the first 5 minutes of our reunion,as she started talking about chem trails,lizard aliens etc. A waste of sexy(as she still looks beautiful).... I run and run ,like the beep beep in the cartoon...😊

“Shut the fuck up Dave“ might be my new ringtone😂😂😂

Love this!😂

One of the funniest ever. I first heard him on the Bob and Tom show. His Detroit Tigers and '& Sons' story is what got me hooked 😂

This guy is more on than I thought 😂

I’m laughing my ass off out loud!!!! Almost 2:00am and can’t sleep but I sure am laughing 😂 This dude is hilarious

Screaming!!! 😂😂😂

Google- Why did you search "The Sun is Bullshit?" Me- I meant the newspaper

I Love your stuff. I listen to it at least 3-4 times a day!!!!

Hey I ordered the mango habanero. So… ya. Good set.

Great timing , he was really funny

Oh. I love Chris.

He's one of the most underrated

😂 AWESOME!

Great set

You look good in that Paul Peirce jersey ...🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Porter is hilarious.

Too freakin hilarious set

Dang, I can laugh 😃 🎉🎉

How many people googled "the sun is not real"?

Mr pib of ketchup 😂

He is so underrated

He sounds like Jeff foxworthys little brother

The and son’s story is very KC. I live in NY, but I’m from Kansas and for decades, I have spent several weeks every summer visiting my sister in KC. Stuff like this happens all the time. Taylor Swift will fit right in.

some people actually think the sun isnt millions of miles away. They think its the same size of the moon. They also think the Earth is flat

Just once, I want Chris' sister to walk across stage, behind him, in her prom dress, unnoticed by him, and wiggle her fingers at the audience and smile once - maybe wink - then just vanish off the other side. It has to be spontaneous, though.

I learned 3 things here, He hates LA and his uncle Steve, .. but loves his grandma.

Well, to be fair, the “ball of fire” metaphor for the sun is oversimplified. It’s a basic way to explain it, but it’s not entirely accurate. Here’s a clearer explanation for kids: The Sun is an almost spherical oblate spheroid consisting of superheated plasma. It undergoes nuclear fusion at its core, not actual fire. Its dynamic surface has features like granules and supergranules, and it exhibits solar flares and prominences due to magnetic activity. The Sun’s poles have unique features like polar coronal holes and bright regions, influenced by its complex magnetic field. From the perspective of general relativity, the Sun's mass warps space-time, causing effects like frame-dragging. This makes its behavior more complex than just being an oblate spheroid. This more detailed understanding of the Sun often conflicts with simpler views, such as those held by some teachers. This mismatch reflects the Dunning-Kruger effect, where people with less knowledge may overestimate their understanding. Such differences highlight the limitations of simplified explanations and the need for deeper insights. Education often focuses on conformity rather than deep understanding. The labels "smart" and "stupid" are such simplified metaphors, and true intelligence emerges from relationships and collective knowledge. Even those labeled as "stupid" play crucial roles in society and in "your" intelligence. Smart individuals should recognize that intelligence is not about individual brilliance but about collective contributions and understanding. Education can help, but it often emphasizes memorization and conformity over critical thinking. Understanding this can help navigate educational and societal structures while appreciating the broader context of knowledge. You may be a high wave on the sea of society and history and intelligence, but a wave IS ALSO the sea.. And high waves are far and between and will suffer the occasional wedgy because of it.. Because you read this far, I assume you are a member or at least waiting in line, so welcome to the club of those who can recognise insight hidden in plain sight.. Ancient Members: Heraclitus (c. 535 - c. 475 BCE) Philosopher of constant change; posited that reality is in a state of flux and that change is the fundamental nature of the universe. Like the shape of the sun. Socrates (c. 470/469 - 399 BCE) Philosopher of ethical inquiry and the pursuit of knowledge through systematic questioning and dialogue. How to recognize insight. Plato (c. 428/427 - 348/347 BCE) Theorist of Forms or Ideas; argued that the material world is an imperfect reflection of immutable, abstract forms. Like the metaphors in which we think we live. Aristotle (384-322 BCE) Father of empiricism; established foundations of logic, ethics, and various sciences through systematic observation and classification. The best way to acquire insight, but like democracy, the best way... not a good way. It has its pitfalls, like tunnel-vision, which means you should always be critical, even of "scientific fact". Epictetus (c. 50 - 135 CE) Focused on personal resilience, control over one’s responses, and accepting what cannot be controlled. He was a teen once. Plotinus (c. 204/5 - 270 CE) Explored the metaphysical concept of the One and the process of emanation, emphasizing the relationship between the material and immaterial. Like the sea and the wave. Medieval and Renaissance Members: Thomas Aquinas (c. 1225 - 1274 CE) Integrated Aristotelian philosophy with Christian doctrine, influencing Western thought on ethics, metaphysics, and theology. Not to look for truth here, but to understand how your mind is warped. Giacomo Leopardi (1798 - 1837 CE) Known for his exploration of probability and existential themes, reflecting on the human condition and knowledge. Probability is a way of expressing the flux of Heraclitus and the oneness of Plotinus. Modern Thinkers Members: Richard Feynman (1918 - 1988 CE) Physicist known for his contributions to quantum mechanics and his engaging explanations. Teaches us how probability can bridge emergent domains. Noam Chomsky (b. 1928 CE) Linguist and cognitive scientist whose work touches on language and human thought. Teaches us about how our minds are always warped in some way. Carl Sagan (1934 - 1996 CE) Astronomer and science communicator known for making complex scientific concepts accessible. Good starting point for higher education beyond school. Daniel Kahneman (b. 1934 CE) Psychologist known for research on cognitive biases and decision-making. Again, mind warping; we are strange creatures. Jared Diamond (b. 1937 CE) Geographer whose work explores human societies from a historical and environmental perspective. Society warps our minds; understanding other environments helps reveal our biases. Howard Gardner (b. 1943 CE) Psychologist known for his theory of multiple intelligences, challenging traditional notions of intelligence. Start of emergence theory as applied to consciousness. Steven Pinker (b. 1954 CE) Cognitive psychologist and linguist known for his work on the mind and human nature. Explores how understanding the mind’s mechanics can reshape our understanding of human nature. Malcolm Gladwell (b. 1963 CE) Author known for exploring social science topics, including intelligence and expertise. Examines how social and cognitive factors influence success and expertise. Brene Brown (b. 1965 CE) Researcher on vulnerability, courage, and empathy, addressing the emotional aspects of human experience. Explores the emotional dimensions that shape human resilience and growth. Yuval Noah Harari (b. 1976 CE) Historian and author who examines broad themes in human history and intelligence, including technological and societal impacts. Looks at how societal and technological changes shape human understanding and intelligence. And now you... Good luck :)

I wish my bed wasn't flat. I've fallen off the edge more times than I care to mention.

First full 2.5 minutes is the premier of my fuckin province and it’s shit. It’s hilarious when it’s your friend Dave just sitting there not making the big decisions, it’s a nightmare when Dave is running the show.

Chris Porter my friends. Trained by the CIA and ready to gaslight you.

I googled the suns not real and the first site is from Ted Cruze lmmfao

How many people Googled that the Moon is made up of different gases?

Repeat it multiple jokes a few times stop watching halfway through the video cuz it just repeats

After too many pabstststst😅

He is so underrated!! He is a great comic

Good thing he ain't in Garden City. My mom and some other people be f@$%ing around being on bullshit one way or another. Regardless if there is no real who/what/when/where/why of stuff 😂

😂😂😂😂

I wouldn’t know if it could be said A.I. could remember the Sun ⛅️ it maybe knows about it because we have described it to it and it may run on its electric ⚡️

Dang it, cut the jokes off before the real punchline. The ending.

Full show on tubi.

Trump never knew that he was stupid.

I miss the good old days where he would wear bell bottoms

The worst thing ever is going to a cookout at someone's house you don't really know, .. and all they have is Huntz ketchup. .. and red hotdogs 🤨 🤢😳🫢... 🤮

Dave is correct about those chem trails

WHO WON THE BEER BONG GAME???????

you repeated a segment i think

I'm with Dave. Dumb people watch the news on TV. Smart people like Dave and I know more because we don't watch TV.

Aaron Rodgers and all flat-earthers.

Why TF is someone whistling like it's the wild wild west?? I guess the psycho bit didn't register?!

There's levels to everything, including intelligence. Some of the opinions you have lack critical thinking. Without any knowledge or research into a subject matter of your friend Dave, you get on stage and point your finger at other calling them dumb. Havard did a study on Atmospheric Aerosol Injection, maybe try doing something call checking yourself before you speak. That's what's lacking these days.

This guy doesn't get near enough credit as he deserves

Hunt's ketchup is perfectly acceptable.

I appreciate this man’s questioning of other people and their opinions. I really appreciate that but at the same time when he’s talking about Google, I get some of what he saying, but then on the other hand the parts that I don’t get I’m like bro you can’t just say that everything on Google is bullshit. It’s a search engine it’s not a everything is wrong engine, do you know what I mean? Was that simple enough for everybody in the room to understand I hope so because it’s like in other words I’m like bro who then is the correct one do I have to read it out of a book? Does it have to be on hard cover book for you to believe it, you know do I need to only believe whatever the overlords tell us know in all honest truth like the only thing that you need to take away from this is that like I appreciate you bro but at the same time you sound like you would suck Fauci’s Fingers

NOT YELLING ALMOST COMPLETELY BLIND CAPS HELP DONT ROUND EM UP JUST REMOVE ALL WARNING LABELS AND HANDOUT GOPROS LINKED TO 24/7 LIVE STREAM JUST SAYING

This man was funny AF, until he started dissing Havarti and Aoli.

Stanhope/Porter '24!

Stupid people don’t need Drugs or Alcohol hence why sometimes you befriend them..

Wow! He has no idea he's stupid. All the comments are obviously his siblings.

Trumpers in a nutshell , definitely wacko

Havarti is great, too much of an ignorant

This really did not age well. He is absolutely correct & the problem!

funny but a hipster hypocrite; i don't think those pants could cut off circulation any tighter, nor the faux camel toe 😂

Lol imagine thinking you’re smart because you’re on a stage holding a microphone 🤡🤡🤡

#NOTFUNNY

He copied the Cheesecake Factory and acting from big bang theory. I realized he collects all these small parts in everyone and collaborates it as his own. Many other examples in other videos. I liked him hilariously until I started looking into all these familiarities… unfortunate tsk tsk tsk..

The problem with his first joke is that Dave was 💯 correct. Just like Covid.

You are a very angry man. Try to talk in a store like this to see if anyone would laugh. 😅

To much cussing

He’s annoying 👎🏼 not cool

too much swear.............................................ing

Try to be funny without the vulgar words. Show us you have real talent.... if you have any.

absolute trash

So much bad language

Dave was right

Second Comment,…. I demand a Personal notice of when you tour I will promote the entire Australian tour in a frigg’n sandwich board if fed….🫡

Chris has the inflection of an angry Jack Black. I love it!