I briefly had a moment on the identity thing too. Mostly because Elidibus Ard was clean shaven vs Ard stubble. But like it is said Ard had merged by this time. I just am so impressed you could actually lipread the WTF. 😂
@@elizabethjones3088 Ardbert joined before the Emet-Selch fight. The constellation crystals were 5.3, so that would have been Elidibus in Ardbert's body.
@@TheDarkAngel969 The funny part is: That last part would be 100% true. "Yup, DEFINITELY Azem..." And the best part is, knowing Hyth, he'd be totally down for it.
Crap, now I want a video of some kind of meme gathering but it’s the people inside of WoL’s head. Like, GTA drivethrough but it’s Frey, Ardbert, Beast, Midgard, etc all jammed into the car.
@@LapisRoseCh "YOU NEED TO TAKE THIS OFFRAMP, DIPSHIT." "SHUT UP, SHADOWBOY, YOU'RE JUST A MANIFESTATION OF HIS SELF-LOVE, IT'S MY TURN TO DRIVE!" "This isn't going to do us any favors... we should help more peo-" "YOU'RE EVEN WORSE, MYSTE!" "thou art too noisy. you have awoken me, and as such, awoken the beast." "*Sound of a bear roaring in the distance*" "NOT THE TIME, MIDGARDSORMR!" "killkillkillkillKILLKILLKILLKILL-" "See, now THIS guy gets it!" I will leave it to your imagination about who said what- but just note that the end state is the Wol enduring a mental breakdown while the Scions try to figure out why their ally just stopped moving in the middle of the street.
That, or he'd somehow Rejoin the remaining 6 shards and become Azem. He'd wander the land endlessly, helping people with problems and then just moving on.... So basically Endwalker, but the WoL is 42% stronger due to the increased Aetheric density, and MAYBE just shoots Fandaniel on sight with a Pre-Imperial Garlean Revolver, just for funsies.
*teardrop* "ah yes, I fondly recall the many times we would have to physically stop Azem from eating rocks... Emet-Selch always did enjoy punching Azem in the stomach repeatedly..."
Azem and BotW/TotK Link would get along great. "This rock tastes like candy." "Oh sweet, give me one! Here's some dirt that has some mint leaves growing on it!"
WoL: *Shoving aggressively something definedly not edible to their mouth* Illusion of Hythdolaeus: *while having all too familiar flashbacks * "Oh no...another one." ----- Young Hades: "Azem, what are you chewing." Azem: *starts chewing faster* *Hades, while shaking Azem:* "OUT! SPIT IT OUT!"
@@MrSpiderspider12 WoL: Alright Elidibus, I'm here! Where are ya? Elidibus? *looks down on the ground seeing the constellation crystals* Ooh piece piece of candy... you can pretty much guess what happens next. XD
We had two bags of Pashtarot, seventy-five pellets of Altima, five sheets of high-powered Emmerololth, a saltshaker half-full of Nabriales, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored Igeyorhm, Loghrif, Mitron, Fandaniel... Also, a quart of Halmarut, a quart of Deudalaphon, a case of Elidibus, a pint of raw Lahabrea, and two dozen Emet-Selch.
Ah, devil Lahabrea. He makes you behave like the village drunkard in some early Irish novel. Total loss of all basic motor skills. Blurred vision, no balance, numb tongue. The mind recoils in horror, unable to communicate with the spinal column. Which is interesting because you can actually watch yourself behaving in this terrible way, but you can’t control it.
The crystals had shifted gears on him, the next phase would probably be one of those hellishly intensive echo visions, 4 hours or so of catatonic despair
@@DarknessJacksonGaming Given the roles of Convocation members, I’m not sure these will help much in a fight but Meteor’s crafting and gathering skills are about to surpass Manderville’s.
Love how the Amaurotines just stare with what appears to be a look of astonishment. But really, it's how they look by default. And somehow, Hythlodaeus feels like he's thinking "lol. lmao."
@@SoraShadowdancer Meteor, at least for the english side of things, is basicaly this persons canon name or at least what people call him, as the WArriors of light where several people(or rather "Meteor Survivor"), its the name used in the only "semi canonical" source we ever got that had to give him a name. The Waning of the sixth sun Blu ray for the ARR Collectors edition. Where the 1.0 story was retold using the ingame cutscenes and narration by Louisoix. And the name used for the Avatar was Meteor Survivor
@@weberman173 I realize that, but that is not his name. The devs have NEVER called him Meteor. N.E.V.E.R. They always refer to him as the "Warrior of Light" or "Yami no Senshi". "Meteor Survivor" is a placeholder name for the player character name. It's not HIS name.
Ardbert: But we never... EVER forgot what was important to us... WHICH INCLUDES NOT EATING THE DUCKING CRYSTALS.... And that gave us the strength to carry on.
just thinking about how wol just left yshtola to find these, and film himself with a tomestone gathering and eating them like a crack head is just hilarious
I'm pretty sure we get the crystals in the patch post-SHB so that would be when Elidibus is parading as Ardbert but the real Ardbert has merge with our soul
Arberts soul merged with ours during our fight with Emet/Hades and then in post ShB, Elidibus took Ardberts body and used it, we get these crystals before we fight him in the Seat of Sacrifice @@TallWartortle
This is made all the better knowing that, according to some item descriptions, the Warrior of Light has canonically licked and tasted random rocks they found
To be incredibly fair, licking and or biting certain rocks and minerals is a decent way of identifying them if you don't have the proper tools on hand. So there is a precedent for the Warrior's habit of sticking rocks in their mouth.
Hytholdeus: I put those soul crystals in a path so the WoL will easily find them :v Elidibus: if memory serves the original Azem would always eat those… Hytholdeus: surely his fragmented reflections wouldn’t share the same- WoL: *crunching noises*
Emet: *eye twitching vigorously* Hythlodeus: *wheezing while hanging onto Emet's shoulder* Ardbert: *Questioning wtf is wrong with both him and himself* The various other people residing inside the WoL: "EAT THE BLUE ONE NEXT! IT LOOKS LIKE BLUEBERRY!"
Afraid of the moment Meteor gives them to Elidibus as the Exarch fully crystallizes in the background. More afraid of how Meteor will react to said crystal Crystal Exarch.
The only thing i hate about content like this, is the inability to share it with my non-ffxiv friends. How do i explain to them why this is so funny? Where would i even begin?
