Anime Guy Every part of Florida has its own feel and own sort of dumb/crazy/weird shit. For instance, I live in Ocala, but I go to Gainesville, and Orlando every couple months or so. These places make up Central Florida. Central Florida is all huge cities speckled around farmlands and literal nothingness. Half of this place is uncharted territory I shit you not. There may be a lost tribe of native Americans in the Everglades and we wouldn’t know. The people are pretty hit or miss too. It’s always super fucking hot so everyone cops an attitude on the days it gets bad. Lots of druggies, old people, and people who can’t speak English. Not much crime, but druggies are always getting shot while trying to mug someone and drunk cunts are always causing accidents and killing high schoolers who are also drunk, high, or both. Dumbasses in the few hoods we have usually stick to themselves and just shoot each other or sell crack to each other. One of my family’s friends actually lives across the road from a crack den that is constantly getting busted, and there’s a bullet hole in one of the floorboards in his room from where a stray round stuck it. Oh yeah, half our cops below the age of 40 smoke weed so don’t worry about them pulling you over if you smell like it. Chances are, if they do, they’ll pull you over, check you out, and then let you go because they really can’t do shit or because they don’t want to deal with checking cars in 90+ degrees high humidity weather.
Sailor Moon that’s essentially what Ocala and Dunnellon are. Livestock cities. Ocala is literally only know for two things: the band A Day to Remember (which no one cares about anymore except scene chicks) and horses. Something about famous race horses being from Ocala or something from decades ago. I mean we have some neat stuff around here, but you’ll be driving for a good twenty minutes to get somewhere interesting.
Well in my country nothing besides some museums have paid entry and if our government tried to make us pay entry for nightclubs or our versions of bars then they would be politically slaughtered
Was in Panama a few years back .....it borders Colombia..... apparently from what I was told.......you could get some pretty rockin stuff for $60 US......
@A M depends on location. If you're closer to the Mexican border, the cocaine will be much cheaper and higher quality. Like Arizona you could get 1 gram of really good stuff for $60 but in the Midwest it is about $80-$100 for most likely cut cocaine. Plus coke dealers are real fucking sketchy, coke heads are not people you can trust.
@Jazz Feline I'm assuming it was a gram.....I saw it bought but was not in on it.....it might have been more weight since it was more than one person going in on it......
I can feel Charlie’s disappointment that he spent 18 dollars on a shot of fireball that he could’ve spent on a pack of YuGiOh cards, something infinitely more valuable.
Hi, Miami born and raised! I can show you a tour guide! Here’s a tip: don’t go downtown unless you want to either be shot, shanked, mugged, or kidnapped. Enjoy the local homeless people shooting up heroine. Thank you for being with me today, that’ll be four thousand dollars.
Word? Where do you stay by. Everything is fairly affordable out here by kendall and west miami. Not alot of good industry, and I wouldn't raise kids here, but it's a fun city for your teens-20s years. Traffic is garbage though lol.
I live along the border in South Texas so the overwhelming majority of us are Mexican or Mexican descent. Anyway, my mom's Lyft driver was Cuban and he said that when he first got here, he lived in Miami but didn't even make it a year. He moved here because he said it was an expensive shithole and all the other Cubans there got on his nerves 😂. My dad is Cuban as well and he didn't like it either! He did like Key West.
Only if you fall for the tourist traps. As a local, I rarely ever go to South Beach Clubs. Wynood, Brickell, Gables, and just random spots around town are all funner, cheaper, and less stuck up. Clubs were alright, but I got tired of them by 22. Bars/lounges/ and some restaurants are lot more fun. The women are beautiful, the parties are top notch, and as a hispanic, it's the closest thing to little Latin America, which makes it a very unique city. But yes, DONT GO TO SOUTH BEACH FOR SPRING BREAK OR MEMORIAL DAY. You'll get shot or hustled. South Beach is fun to walk around during the day, and even see the full moon over the water at the occasional drum circle when not crowded. I even ran the streets playing man hunt as a kid, but it can be a terrible beach at times. Head North or West for cleaner sands and water.
Bro did you even listen? It was 5 guys in the hotel room. That's $25 so he would have had enough for a shot of Fireball. And cash in on the rest for a few mouthfuls of water. If your lucky.....
Heres a fuckin idea... Bring ur own alchohol and drugs to miami before coming! ESPICIALLY if you dont have the $ to keep up with all the rich tightwad tourists.. Dont listen to penguin everyone.. He was obviously very young and new to big city venues when he had this experience.. I mean GEEZA bro a single dutch master cigar on miami beach will cost you 3$.. Wtf did u excpect?? Be better prepared nextime! My 1st miami beach experience wasnt amazing either (guy got his face chewed off in 2011 by some homeless man) but i expected that considering i was in an area surrounded by drug dealers and tourist with heavy pockets.. Not to mention the celebrities, your pretty much obselete there. Sounds like penguin was upset nobody was giving him any attention lol
I'm in Broward, the county just north of Miami-Dade. Miami is a tourist trap, however the city itself is lively and, so long as you stay clear of the touristy spots and keep your wits, you'll have a fine time. I recommend Hollywood, Daytona, and Deerfield Beach over South Beach.
I’m from Miami here and that was really spot on. Us, citizens here, party in our cribs or in the hood.Even we know the drill. Those places at the beach are built to burn a hole in your pocket.
When I was in Miami I had a driver try to make a "deal" with me that he'd cut off his meter before we go and we'd just call it 60$, I refused and when we got to my destination the cost was only 30. Taxi drivers in Miami are huge scammers
That’s why you go to Mexico for spring break the hotels are cheap, the food is cheap, the transportation to get there is going to be the most expensive thing
Dest74 No sir, like a fine wine if you are refined and experienced enough you are able to tell the most subtle differences between his voice and moods. "Hmmm yes this is a Angry Charlie 2016 an excellent year yes yes how splendid." Or "Oh my is that a Happy Charlie 2018? A yes you can really feel the upbeat tones in his voice mixed with a slight hint of chadness."
My family and my friends’ families have been Miami natives for years, there’s a lot of people that all they know is Miami and have no intent of leaving.
Catfish Walli Fine to like it. I’m from NY. Love it. But I got the fuck outta there as soon as I possibly could. Some places are better to visit than live,
@@chromefunction6567 I was born and raised in Miami. Not everyone wants to leave Miami. It's like 50 50 rn. As time has gone on, more people have come to Miami and we get more tourists consistently, so it's driving many locals away.
Tyx The Afro Guy other states have laws that prevent most things from being on the news but florida doesn't. that added to an incredibly high amount of tourists and vacationers and it being( I think ) one of the top 3 most densely populated states in America just increase the chance of something stupid happening
When I first visited Miami on a weekend trip. Went to this one club nothing fancy or extravagant. Ordered two shots..came out to $50 BUCKS!! Like WTF gah dam lol
Did this exact thing in Texas on New Years. We went to Austin, Dallas, and San Antonio all in a single day and had to ration out the big bucks to survive at a shitty air bnb by Texas A&M. We slept on the couches and floors, got no puss the whole three days, and got scammed out of some carts for the rest of our money and did a drive of shame back to Georgia. Terrible memories, but memories shared.
Also, don't complain about places being expensive when you're in a bar in Miami Beach... two blocks away from Ocean Drive... during Spring Break. No shit it's going to be expensive, Miami and Miami Beach are very different from eachother.
Soooooo accurate!! Miami ups the price for everything during spring break, memorial day weekend and etc. Prices double on food, and drinks; also they minimize all size so a small becomes medium but you pay the price for a large.
Jordan Jasper Seriously though. I grew up in Gulf/Central FL (elderly Northerners area) and when I moved to GA I couldn't understand their Southern accents. Night and day almost.
Jordan Jasper as a kid we went up to Tallahassee on vacation, I’m Hispanic btw , we couldn’t get a hotel because they “ didn’t serve our kind” Can confirm north Florida is a racist shit hole
I spent 9 years in Miami and just recently moved out and...it's such a difference man, it's like being trapped and suddenly you're free and you can breathe lol
Izzy ♥ You know that’s like every people think when they live to a single place for a long time I lived in France my whole life and I thinks it’s horrible now I leave jn Miami and it’s so much better i feel like people just like new place
Brazilian here, i was planning on going there with a couple of friends until the corona shitstorm, Is there a place near Miami where i can enjoy cool vistas and activities, excluding Orlando? Or do you think is worth it? Won't spend that much
Also cities like that jack prices up for spring break. I used to work for sxsw in Austin and they had a seven dollar surcharge to use the atms downtown. Most of the year it’s a dollar
Lolipop fuck you for using that profile pic, i was enjoying myself and laughing at funny comments and then i see your FUCKING DEPRESSING PFP. you have ruined my day.
@PROJECTMAYHEM Christ you're a saddo. He's making a joke about Charlie's appearance, which he himself does all the time. You're getting so offended over a joke which Charlie himself would probably make. Do you hate yourself that much that you need to project your hatred off onto people who did nothing to you?
@PROJECTMAYHEM PROJECTMAYHEM Hello! I would just like to tell you you are the most sad human being ive met in awhile! Ive got news for you, just because you recently stopped wearing diapers and completed ABC mouse doesnt mean your a big shot that can shit on anyone they want. All that shit you said before about you being a polyglot, handsome etcetera is all lies that you've been telling yourself. Its called self deception, deceiving yourself into thinking your the greatest person alive when you're really horrible in reality. Think of me as your wake up call, an alarm clock which is now beeping and beeping attempting to wake you up from this fucking dream youve created for yourself. Even if all that stuff is real (which i know its not) then how can you still manage to get this angry over a lighthearted joke charlie has made about himself in the past? Dont act like charlie is your husband. "dont speak like that about my man!" sounding ass. I suggest you grow up and stop idolizing youtubers. Its pathetic.
