Don't Tell Mama! Kyle Filipowski's Girlfriend 

Reportedly, Kyle Filipowski has an interesting situation going on with his significant other. NBA teams asked Kyle about her during interviews and as one NBA exec put it, he was "super nervous." Kyle's mother came out and said that the girlfriend is a Mormon groomer and brainwasher. This all makes it hilarious that the Utah Jazz, with a state population of almost 69% Mormon, drafted him. How do you see Kyler Soft Serve Cream Filipowski's career playing out?