Don't Test Me B*tch (1964) 

This one is gonna be hard to top 😂😂😂 ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-Eksb02nXBf8.htmlsi=JYYFxjfxjHGJQ8DU

"Talk back one more time, and this will be the scene of a crime" 🤣

You have to judge a song by the time period in which the lyrics were created. It was a different time two months ago.

My mom saw him back in '68. She said Cornelius was wearing a 400 carat diamond-studded ruby bracelet as a pinky ring. She still has the face scar to prove it!

Alright seriously though, this has no business being this good. Crazy hilarious lyrics aside this sounds fantastic. It's so good I've had the chorus stuck in my head all morning and have to bite my tongue to prevent myself from casually singing it around my female coworkers.

I’m a strip club DJ and sometimes I play this as buffer between sets

Who is here in 1964?

Who’s jammin to this rn? Just me? You’re missing out. 🎉

In 1971, my grandfather returned home from Vietnam. He was always going to yard sales and pawn shops, and one day he came home with this record. He and my grandmother would play this while slow dancing on a Saturday night. Beautiful song ❤

I said go up'ere, and get me a chicken sammich r sumn. She looked back and was like, what you want to drink? I said... If you sass me one more time... unforgiveable.

This should be on every radio station immediately ! 😂🤣🤣🤣

I was born in the 80’s but this just feels so right 💯

"My stepdad would drive me to school every morning and always play this song while muttering the lyrics between gritted teeth..." Cut to little Willy singing the song while coloring his book and Mrs. Highmen looking on in dread with her Catlike framed bottle deep glasses. Best movie opening ever!

Going to insist this gets played at my funeral while I'm decked out in my pimp suit.

Great artwork too.

Love it! When Mowtown and good music was popular!

I have all of his stuff on vinyl but it's hard out here for a pimp these days. Kudos to you for bringing this to the next gen.

Holy shit it's even in stereo

Pa would be singing this when He came home drunker than Cooter Brown.

Gotta love the pics. 1:31 one hand 4 fingers the other has 3. There's one with 5 fingers and a thumb.

If Hard Archive is wrong, I don’t want to be right! 💥 🔨

I’m using this as my morning alarm

Good stuff! I've been "digging up" hits from a guy named "Stank" Johnson....he had a little different, smellier approach to subject matters. The golden age of fantasy soul is upon us!

Ohhh, God, I cant WAIT for the black content creator reactions to this LOL!!! Somebody send this to The Cartier Family and The Darkskin Saviours!

You almost got me with these lol

Спасибо искусственному интеллекту, ага.

2024 this shits great

That's some wild shit

Oh $hit this is gold

My pimp hand strong and my patience is thin

These are so fucking amazing. My goodness.

Great upload 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 thanks 🙏

I could put this on loop for a work day......and I might

I love theres dedication here.

These lyrics are actually fantastic. This is one of the best AI songs period.

I love songs about black stereotypes.

Old boy got patiences this is what i normally sing after i bust that sh*t. 😂

Never knew domestic violence could be soo groovy. DONT TEST ME 🤣

This absolutely killed me 💀 😂

Gotta keep your pimp hand strong!

What a curious language these magazines were written in...

I imagine this is the theme song for a pimp named slickback ❤

" I'm hongry " I'm choking on my water

If the artwork is to be believed, pimps have 3 4 or 5 fingers, not counting their thumbs, and definitely overcompensating for something.

*I'm howngry*

Fantastic job on this!! 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

these AI hallucinations on these album covers are wild...like a 4th dimension language and visuals

I want this played at my funeral.

Who else chillypetes their angeldust with Cool aid?

Who would have thought domestic violence could be so funky? 😆😆

God bless the youtube algorithm for recommending me this hidden gem.

“My pimp hand is strong and my patience is thin” Sounds like something Samuel L. Jackson would say

B Side: Where My Sammich At?

Back when music wasn't violent or disrespectful to women. A better time.

I think the funniest thing about this is how happy it sounds.

As a child in 1972, I always thought my mom looked good in her kitchen apron and with two black eyes. Whatever happened to this generation?

Driving along the million woman march and listen to this with open Windows....priceless

Pimp hand is skrong, patience is thin...

i played this at my wedding

Pimpin aint easy.

My dad played bass on this track. I got to meet Cornelius once, I was probably 10 or so. Cool dude, gave me 5 with his pomp hand and had to learn how to do things left handed afterwards.

Cornelius "Backhand" Jackson was a prophet who genuinely liked chicken!

When your woman gets out of line, just play this song!!!!🤣🤣🤣

The other songs on this album was "Did I say you could talk?, "You had one job and you F'd it up", "What do you mean you're pregnant", Where my money be?". And who can forget "That chicken isn't going to cook itself"..

Born in 1934 to Ulysses "Smacks" Jackson and Winifred Jackson, Cornelius "Backhand" Jackson emerged from the hardscrabble life of a sharecropper's son just outside of Isola, Mississippi. Growing up with seven siblings in extreme poverty, Jackson's early life was a testament to his resilience and determination. At 18, Jackson moved to Detroit, seeking better opportunities. Struggling to find work, he managed to secure the support of seven dedicated young women who generously assisted him with his bills and living expenses. This entrepreneurial spirit foreshadowed his future success. In 1960, Jackson's big break came when a Motown Records agent overheard him singing while counting money given to him by one of his benefactors. His talent was undeniable, and he was quickly signed to the fledgling label. Jackson's deep, versatile voice soon became known through hits such as "Stop Crying (Gonna Give You Something to Cry About)," "Nothing I Hadn't Told Her Twice," "I'm Right Here (The Cops Are A Mile Away)," "Beat That Baby Outta You," and the iconic "Don't Test Me Bitch." Jackson's impressive physical presence was as much a part of his image as his music. Standing at a towering 8'4" and weighing 780 pounds, his 150-pound hands were the stuff of legend. His muscular physique, reportedly sculpted by simply moving his gigantic hands, and his penchant for finely tailored suits and flashy jewelry made him a striking figure. In addition to his musical career, Jackson helped launch the all-female R&B/Soul group "The Blackeyes." He married their lead singer, Lorna Jenkins, after a tragic "fell down some stairs" accident claimed the life of his then-current wife. His personal life was marred by similar tragedies, with three wives succumbing to stair-related accidents and another perishing in a bizarre incident involving a door. His third wife, Lorna "Purple Cheek" Jenkins, and her identical twin were mysteriously murdered, a case that remains unsolved. Despite these personal setbacks, Jackson's influence in the music industry was profound. His career began to wane in the early 70s, but he pivoted to a successful role as a music producer. He discovered and mentored talents like his nephew, Dennis "Diamond Hands" Reynolds, who bore a striking resemblance to a younger Jackson. Jackson's legacy extended to a cadre of influential proteges, including Ike Turner. Although older than Jackson, Ike credited him with imparting invaluable lessons about business and romance. Tina Turner once remarked, "Everything Ike was, Cornelius was a hundred times more." Jackson's influence continued through the careers of artists like Tommy Lee, Chris Brown, R. Kelly, Bobby Brown, and P. Diddy. His friendships extended beyond the music industry, with connections to O.J. Simpson, Bill Cosby, Claus von Bulow, and Congressman Gary Condit. Producer Harvey Weinstein, a former close friend, eventually distanced himself from Jackson, citing discomfort with his business practices and attitudes toward women. Tragically, Jackson's life ended in 2007 in a freak accident. His 24-year-old wife, rapper and R&B sensation Konkushun (Tanisha Williams), accidentally shot him in the back of the head while cleaning one of his many guns as he slept in their Malibu home. Cornelius "Backhand" Jackson's life was a tumultuous blend of triumph and tragedy. His towering presence and undeniable talent left an indelible mark on the music world, making him a complex, unforgettable figure in Motown history.

Who is here in 2024?

My rooster out in the yard, this is his anthem. His pimp wing is strong.

I feel like this was a genuine conversation that Chris Brown had with Rhianna

The hand of the LORD is *_STRONG_* for he sayeth: Exodus 9:15 For now I will stretch out my hand, that I may smite thee and thy people with pestilence; and thou shalt be cut off from the earth. And again he sayeth: 2 Esdras 15:11 But I will bring them with a mighty hand and a stretched out arm, and smite Egypt with plagues, as before, and will destroy all the land thereof. And again he sayeth: Ezekiel 6:11 Thus saith the Lord GOD; Smite with thine hand, and stamp with thy foot, and say, Alas for all the evil abominations of the house of Israel! for they shall fall by the sword, by the famine, and by the pestilence. Fear therefore the hand of the LORD and his outstretched arm. Lest he smite thee, and strike the down in the midst of thy people, and art made as a gazingstock and a reproach among thy people. Repent therefore and believe the Gospel. Before he strike thee down with a mighty hand.

As a Licensed Marriage and Family Therapist, I have had significantly positive improvements in my patient's relationships after introducing them to this classic. If a man's love language is Fist, he is empowered.

Is this real or some AI generated stuff? This song is wild

I play this for my wife when we disagree. I win every time.

We need to bring music like this back.

The concept was influenced by Ike Turner....🤣🤣🤣

I don't threaten my wife, but i do listen to this song on our home speaker system.......i think she gets the message

His hand really was that big! I saw him perform live in '66 and he was holding the whole mic stand like a roll of quarters. He had hubcaps on his rings and everything. Really chill guy in person though.

I'm gonna miss this crazy ass art work when they finally perfect the AI images.

The prompt was simply "write a song about married life"

funny as fuck

I have listened to this 400 times today.

I'm so glad my wife has a good sense of humor. I play this now and then when she's in one of those moods. She laughs every time.

2000's era graphic language. 70's era soul funk. The rest of the earlier 1900's gender mentality.😅

They call me T.V. Diner cause I'm ice cold and packing a solid piece of meat

I haven’t laughed this hard in a while 😂

I miss old music. It had good values and morals. Everything produced today is so degenerate.

Holy Sh!!! I can’t stop laughing. My wife loves it too, but she gave me that look that said “Don’t even think about it”

Oh this gonna be on heavy rotation around here believe it

Cornelius "Backhand" Jackson sang the entire soundtrack of Black Dynamite 15 in a single take & he meant every word of it.

"Get back in the kitchen and make me sum chicken (I'm hongray)" Bwahahaha 😂😂😂

This is so authentic! 😂😂 the cadence, the adlibs, the music, this is absolutely hilarious! “pimp hand strong and my patience is thin “

Curtis Mayfield filed a lawsuit that claimed he wrote this song. It toiled through the courts throughout the 70's & 80's. An out of court settlement was finally reached posthumously with the Mayfield family.

Not joking-I sincerely believe that there is a tipping point when AI music and retro album covers like this could END the music industry that is in power today. Be ready to monetize this. Some are just funny for 30 seconds and then we move on. Others I go back to for a 3rd or 4th listen. The percentage of actually good songs is growing.

Every time I saw Mr. Jackson, the audience was so respectful.

To that dude that said play at 1.25x speed. Thank you sir.

Who is here in 1967?

The guy's always the size of the Incredible Hulk, who would test THAT?!

I think Bruno Mars would do a good cover of this.

This shouldve been in Shaft

This is Making America Great Again

If you get the full series box set of Starsky and Hutch this is playing every time Huggy Bear enters the scene they had to edit it out for TV