Donald Trump, Loser-in-Chief | The Daily Social Distancing Show 

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So the man with the nuclear codes suggested injecting yourself with bleach and light during a global pandemic.

You know how there's always an answer in the multiple choice that you can eliminate right away because it's so ridiculous............ 🤣🤣🤣 Yeeeah you're not going to have that, sorry kids.

Where are you going?

Don't miss out on this amazing offer: if you sign an affidavit alleging voter fraud you get four free conifers of your choice.

yeah!! I can understand that the republicans started the riots when they only get their "news" from Fox

Murdoch needs to be the biggest casualty of covid

there is that whole don't kill the messenger..

Remember when Fox just regergerested the news every 20 minutes? When did they stop being an actual news source? Does Trump own a piece of them?

@@stephaniestolz9419 ĺ

Great bookmark for one of the greatest jokes in the vid :) I can say that cause my parents are both bosnian

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Then, she's off to Canada!

so that ended up not happening or not making the news or something, and I don't care enough to find out what really happened because it's a trivial detail about their lives

@@laurenpinschannels lighten UP! It's a play on words! Geez!

@@laurenpinschannels it’s not like she can switch sides 😂

@@Sullaban,hahahahahah , so true, i never saw it. wow man, u just made my day. hahahahahahahah

Duhhh!

ARE YOU PLAYING STUPID?

to be fair, he is

Great comment

I’m from Texas too haha. Yes thanks for the daily social distancing show Trevor!

Yeah you are right Cynthia

Like a Chinese riddle 🤣😂🤔

As he stands in front of the 4 Seasons landscaping which makes it even better.

The last four years have felt like a found footage mockumentary by the Coen brothers.

Gonna be tough to explain this one to the future children 🤦🏽

i just shited

@@ddcproductionscarmical1529 shat is the finished task..after the fact😁✌

"I lived through maskless idiots !"

I'd be honored if some fellow concerned citizens would take a quick listen to my acoustic piano & vocal performance of DANCING IN THE DARK by Bruce Springsteen on my YT channel in tribute to the United States of America and our next President, Joseph R. Biden. Peace and everybody stay safe.

@@willritter4076 Love too! If you could also maybe check out mine? Im looking at your video regardless ❤️

#NewsComedy

If this is funny then humor is dead

@Noah Ark what the..!?

You mean thank you for lying to use you know cnn does the same thing

@@joelcostello3178 name one time he lied. Please one time

@@zztwistzz2861 when he said he wasn't going to try to ban fraking but then he said he would

“Trevor has been a voice of comedy” is funnier than anything that has ever come out of Trevor Noah’s mouth.

@@AaronK910 lol

That's too true hell you just might be able to have trump him self answer that question

@@masterjeephightower3668 in 20 years? he would b like 104 years old

@@DeyviRamos14 it's a joke

@Julian Stump true

Same here 🤣

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THANK GOD

Epic

Really wished that Twitter did this four years earlier. We might be in a better place now.

@@amarmehta01 he got suspended a lot, but ye thank got he’s gone for good :b

🍺🤣 damn near spit my beer out !

Nobody click on lester walker's link , that shit is trash lol just being honest dude . 🍺😎

If I am sent a Stand Alone Bill for Stimulus Checks ($1,200), they will go out to our great people IMMEDIATELY. I am ready to sign right now. Are you listening Nancy? @MarkMeadows @senatemajldr @kevinomccarthy @SpeakerPelosi @SenSchumer DJT Tweet ✔✔

Lol

@Mike Chan what - ha ha talk about fake news FFS you folk - crazy man plain crazy 🤪

@Mike Chan you realise that since trump's the president, it's a REPUBLICAN government. It's all happening under your Lord's nose, the only people blindsiding him are his own own daughter and son-in-law.

@Mike Chan ha ha lovin it - someone told you the truth and you get rattled - what a muppet 🖕

@Mike Chan Where do you get your "Evil democrat [sic]" nonsense? There is absolutely no indication of any of the responsible person's party affiliation. From the article: "Officials at the State Department decided to bring back the citizens, who had been quarantined on the Diamond Princess cruise ship in Japan, after consulting with a senior official at the Department of Health and Human Services."... "American officials began a complex evacuation procedure on Sunday night for 328 passengers aboard the Diamond Princess. All had been examined by American medical experts and showed no symptoms of the coronavirus, Dr. William Walters, managing director of operational medicine at the State Department, and Dr. Robert Kadlec, assistant secretary for preparedness and response at the Department of Health and Human Services, said on Monday during a conference call with reporters."... "After they learned that 14 passengers had tested positive, American officials decided that the entire group set to leave Japan should be treated according to protocols the officials had developed for evacuees, Dr. Walters said. That meant continuing to transport those who had tested positive but putting them in isolation - behind sheets of plastic about 10-feet tall - at the rear of the two planes flying them back to the United States."...

Lets go positive!

Come see if cubic

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I75 guy is out for

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If I am sent a Stand Alone Bill for Stimulus Checks ($1,200), they will go out to our great people IMMEDIATELY. I am ready to sign right now. Are you listening Nancy? @MarkMeadows @senatemajldr @kevinomccarthy @SpeakerPelosi @SenSchumer DJT Tweet ✔✔

I laughed my ass off when Spitting Image's take on Jared showed up on camera for the first time, it was perfect for that, uh, dynamo of energy.

I think Jared looks like a serial killer!

@@lynnebucher6537 can u imagine him showing up on forensic files someday.oh Jared we ran your DNA!!!

Vipers of the same venom, villains of the same poison...

And the sad thing is Trump won't pay turns legal bills Rudy has lost his license as a lawyer in NYC and Washington DC.

*Rudy legal bills

his buddy trump wont pay him what he's owed.lay with Dogs Wake with Fleas

I KNEW he was the Missing Link! I KNEW IT!

Because you were typing this post

Yup. It’s definitely a non-starter 🤨

it's so cliché, even for satirical comedies it would have been too trashy.

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ahahahahaha!

Yes yes yes TO ALL THESE QUESTIONS. 😡😡

ouch🤣

And impeached twice. What a loser. Look at his lunatic lawyer Rudi.

Not to mention 63 of 64 court cases. And the one he won was to allow observers to be a little closer

@@mgdiaz2158 😂😂i know right

And we've filed charges for election fraud against him for another perfect phone call

I’m not religious and 73 million hypocrites proved why 👌🏽

He says he might come back in 2024.😄😄😄😄🤣

NO!!!...Reyna. We have too many idiots down here already!! 🤔.......i guess #45 really would fit in though.

If I am sent a Stand Alone Bill for Stimulus Checks ($1,200), they will go out to our great people IMMEDIATELY. I am ready to sign right now. Are you listening Nancy? @MarkMeadows @senatemajldr @kevinomccarthy @SpeakerPelosi @SenSchumer DJT Tweet ✔✔

The uneducated love him!!

@Ferenc Zsidó that's a lot of blah blah comrade

@Ferenc Zsidó Please don't copy and paste the same thing over and over again.

@Ferenc Zsidó over 500,000 people who died meaninglessly would disagree with you, there. And that's just 2020.

@@RabblesTheBinx There’s no use. He only speaks Russian. That’s just what Putin paid him to copy and paste in as many places as possible while holding his family hostage at gun point.

Funny.

😂😂

Honestly ,it’s proof that everyone definitely got screwed by 2020. Happy to see orange man get his ass kicked.

It’s a Christmas miracle

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Yes! Thank you Santa! 😂🤣

Good kitty 😺

Was your dog dead when it voted?

@@notsure1969 illegal immigrant

All that meow & bow wow...

My boyfriend who passed feb 2019 voted blue cuz I channeled him to do so~

Scary

correct and needs investigation and held responsible for every petty thing he did in business, politics, even buying groceries. That will teach him to respect law.

The Texas governor acts just like the governor from blazing saddles

We all did

I'm not even sure anyone could submit 5000 tickets for a giveaway. Especially when there are lot's of term & condition combined with long line to resubmit it

@@ivanbima5877 Exactly.

so did Joe (and he didn't even have to hear it)

(I won't say a word)

I thought the same thing ....

@Ferenc Zsidó President Joe Biden and Madame Vice President Harris--for the win! Suck it up, buttercup.

Had it not been for the insurrection it may very well have been how they got him out

@Ferenc Zsidó k, bud.

that would have been the most watched - highest grossing news story in all of history, ...

@Joey Bidenson The only one *trying* to steal this election is Trump. 81mil+ Democrats/Republicans/independents all came out for Biden because we have been unhappy with Trump’s divisive governing. And you do recall he lost the popular vote in 2016 too, right? Honestly, I’m having a really hard time believing Trump got way more votes than in 2016, but I wouldn’t dare disrespect your vote/voice and say you don’t count because of my disappointment. What he’s doing is wrong, unfair, and un-American. Meanwhile, he’s pardoning murderers... and staying mute while Russia continues to attack our infrastructures and won’t even stand up for our troops. He doesn’t love our country. Wake up!

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At least he's got potential to hold some records during his leadership

I'm kinda curious if Rudy Gulliani says the same thing when Trump didn't won lottery

Tell me

🤣 Spot on mate !

You are letting your hate and lunacy get in the way of clear thinking. Does ignorance run in your family?

I think to get a PH you have to be killed or injured by enemy forces. Just serving is not enough. I knew a guy in Nam that shot himself in the foot but was not awarded a PH because the injury was not enemy related. But, your point about hurt feelings is well taken.

@@johnvanzyl2960 Why are you mistaking fact and satire as a way to cope with clouded judgement? Does prejudice run deep in your family?

The Purple Heart is awarded in the name of the President of the United States to any member of the Armed Forces of the United States who, while serving under competent authority in any capacity with one of the U.S. Armed Services after April 5, 1917, has been wounded or killed. Specific examples of services which warrant the Purple Heart includes: a) any action against an enemy of the United States; b) any action with an opposing armed force of a foreign country in which the Armed Forces of the United States are or have been engaged; c) while serving with friendly foreign forces engaged in an armed conflict against an opposing armed force in which the United States is not a belligerent party; d) as a result of an act of any such enemy or opposing armed forces; or e) as a result of an act of any hostile foreign force. The two letters c) and e) were added by Executive Order 11016 on April 25, 1962, as U.S. service personnel were being sent to South Vietnam during the Vietnam War as military advisors rather than combatants. As many were being killed or wounded while serving in that capacity in South Vietnam, and because the United States was not formally a participant of the war (until 1965), there was no "enemy" to satisfy the requirement of a wound or death received "in action against an enemy". In response, President John F. Kennedy signed the executive order that awarded to any person wounded or killed "while serving with friendly foreign forces" or "as a result of action by a hostile foreign force".[14] After March 28, 1973, it may be awarded as a result of an international terrorist attack against the United States or a foreign nation friendly to the United States, recognized as such an attack by the Secretary of the Army, or jointly by the Secretaries of the separate armed services concerned if persons from more than one service are wounded in the attack. Also, it may be awarded as a result of military operations while serving outside the territory of the United States as part of a peacekeeping force.[15] The Purple Heart differs from most other decorations in that an individual is not "recommended" for the decoration; rather he or she is entitled to it upon meeting specific criteria. A Purple Heart is awarded for the first wound suffered under conditions indicated above, but for each subsequent award an oak leaf cluster or 5/16 inch star is worn in lieu of another medal. Not more than one award will be made for more than one wound or injury received at the same instant.

Funny😂😂😂!

Pete budda belly

Tax fraud quarter million dollar bail Guilliani

Well, it's a total win ein situation, right? Comedians don't need to work hat anymore and Trump won. I mean, it can't be that there are any losers since 2016. No no

It feels good trump got two dishonorable plaque impeached and greedy

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Weeping! 😂😂😂

-Jon Stewart

Even the humongous, jumbo size couldn't constrain his obese, flabby, butt crack!!

sport diapers, know that is funny

I Google narcissist and Trumps pic came up. True story.

@@nancychandler367 hadn't tried that yet: i did Google idiot a few ago and he came up🤣

I googled Biggest Loser and he popped up! THEN Ripley's listed him as The Most Presidential Loses in history!😂🤣

I googled racist you showed

If I am sent a Stand Alone Bill for Stimulus Checks ($1,200), they will go out to our great people IMMEDIATELY. I am ready to sign right now. Are you listening Nancy? @MarkMeadows @senatemajldr @kevinomccarthy @SpeakerPelosi @SenSchumer DJT Tweet ✔✔

Trump is a child he always will be he had his way his whole life! and he's not happy unless he does get his way

Meh. Seasons _change._

🤣🤣😂!

@@sheilameyers152 -- Can't stop. Won't stop... _losing._

If I am sent a Stand Alone Bill for Stimulus Checks ($1,200), they will go out to our great people IMMEDIATELY. I am ready to sign right now. Are you listening Nancy? @MarkMeadows @senatemajldr @kevinomccarthy @SpeakerPelosi @SenSchumer DJT Tweet ✔✔

@@eaglevision9791 Awwww, good, I'm glad I made you laugh! Especially these days, we need to do whatever we can to keep each other's spirits up. Take care and happy holidays, Isaac!

They are just there to make rudy happy so he doesn't seem lonely :)

*everyone

Mr. Trump did correct that he blocked this Fake BILL for "COVID" relief. This BILL is to supply the foreigners Oligarchs and State GOV with their salaries that they would not shut down. Nothing for the working class, or for small businesses , or for evicted Americans. If offered BILL will not be signed by Mr. Trump , then the eviction moratorium will expire on January 01, 2021, and there is the chance that suffering Americans will get $2000. IF the offered BILL would be signed by Mr. Trump - then the eviction moratorium will expire on January 31, 2021. What is the difference for Evicted people to be evicted either on January 01, 2021 or on January 31, 2021? In any way, evicted Americans will pay full amount for unpaid months either on January 01, 2021 or on January 31, 2021. I don't understand the reason of OFFERED BILL to pass the $$$ Millions for the evicted moratorium to delay the same pain ONLY for ONE month until January 31, 2021. Who was such economist in Senate? Americans would rather to have $2000 instead of $600 to pay for rent. Those MEDIA and Senators are blackmailing Americans by saying that Americans should have either $600 or mothing. They blackmailing Americans by $600 to pass Oligarchs Foreigners offshores millions abroad. China virus COVID and HUGE salaries of GOV Officials, sending foreigners Offshores abroad destroyed the U.S. economy. Africa- Britain NEW Virus is coming.. Laugh more.

The only fools in this story are the fools that say 'there is no evidence of election fraud' - like... there is no evidence that the sun came up on a cloudy day... Biden supporters are gullible fools.

Which fools on this blog will say 'There is no evidence of voter fraud?'

@@frze5645 don't forget Republicans tried to use their dead family members 😂

Mauricio Ramos jr: I think someone fat fingered the TelePrompTer. Whine, not win. And he's right, I'm so tired of the whining!

@@brenthalverson2372 Stop the squeal!

Maurice Ramos he did , yes he did say that We are going to get tired of winning. Ramos I give you a video link my video I think it is important and so here is the link ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-0i1fekgBW6Q.html ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-Ge7eqCSGmWs.html

During a recount of ballots in Georgia they found just over 2,500 ballots that were previously uncounted. When these ballots were counted the result was 1,643 for Trump and 865 for Biden. Also in Wisconsin they discovered nearly 400 ballots that were previously uncounted.

@@dragonfly6908 hey, BS happens, you gotta suck it up buddy

DONALD TRUMP ' SAYONARA

They showed movers carrying out a bust of Lincoln.

And the busts of past presidents

@Ferenc Zsidó get an education you're not really ignorant

@Ferenc Zsidó You obviously pay no attention to politics and how things r going in the U.S. You say no soldier has died meaninglessly because Trump hasn't done anything. All the world leaders hate trump. He is so uneducated and ridiculously dumb. He literally rt an insult of him because he thought it was a compliment. You have no idea how terrible this man is.

January 6th says, "Stress? You call this stress? I'LL tell you when the stress is too much- cuz you got room for MUCH more- you'll see"

@Ferenc Zsidó you don't know what we've gone through in 4 years with Trump in office! Is evil a thief prejudice. I can't wait until he's out of the White House

Hey Trevor how about Joe Biden jokes on Afghanistan ? Why are you silent now ?

Never thought Trevor was entertaining. Just another left-wingnut

The jokes wrote themselves with the trump administration

Nope more likely CLOWNS, and so they sent in the CLOWNS yar!

If I am sent a Stand Alone Bill for Stimulus Checks ($1,200), they will go out to our great people IMMEDIATELY. I am ready to sign right now. Are you listening Nancy? @MarkMeadows @senatemajldr @kevinomccarthy @SpeakerPelosi @SenSchumer DJT Tweet ✔✔✔

Be sure to get it on his eyes the most :)

@@sweetgirlandhercats LMAOOO I actually busted out laughing!!! U did him dirty😭😭

Count wackula.lol

Im dying help me :)

If the DoJ hand him his ass in 6 months on matters related to acts committed as president he can get that salary revoked. There is always hope.

Thankfully he’s not getting any younger

But not really for long judging by his junk food diet 🤣

Brian Wilson yes we will have to pay that guy for like forever. Where is this going Will the states certify the election or not? Brian see my video I give the link take a look my video I think it is important and so here is the link ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-0i1fekgBW6Q.html ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-Ge7eqCSGmWs.html

Dont forget the secret service protection thats lot of money

Classic even managed to get caught

There will be a few mistakes in every election. If the man who used his monther's had used his own ballot he'll likely be prosecuted. So far, proven cases are mainly Trump, but there are bound to be dems caught as well. The important thing is there is no evidence of widespread fraud - it's the normal minute proportion. The work continues for months after every election. Boring but safe system.

​@@pynn1000 DA has already anounced intention to prosecute. dosnt matter if he sent his in or not (he did). he falsafied a balott. thats fraud w intention. and this is why ya dont see a lot of intentional fraud. you are going to be caught and prosecuted on a federal level. mistakes due to human error are caught and fixed. intentional fraud looks and is a lot different.

Fun fact - that dude requested absentee ballots for both his dead mother AND his dead mother-in-law. Both women were recorded on the application form as Republican voters. He also has his own vote to cast.

Not only that, I remember there was also a story a while ago of a trump voter in Chester County, PA who voted once but then came back wearing sunglasses pretending to be his son to vote for Trump again.

Do you want the truth or a lie

The truth is fake news.

Does anything he ever said or did imply that he wants the truth?

Would have been super funny if one of the cameramen said or did something like that

You too 😊

@@catherinepraus8635 Thanks! :D

@Caz Katt Thank you! :D I'm in USA

Happy holidaze from Brooklyn

Thanks, you too

i BET JOE DIDNT GET CAUGHT SLEEPING . SLEEPY JOE THREW A BLOW. POWPOW

@@canjunqueen42 Ypu know what's funny? He has calles Biden "Sleepy Joe", but by his own mentality, how good does it look getting bested by a sleeping man?

now we know what the "J" in DJT stands for

Dude that totally hilarious Caught Corona listening too Trump. Golden!!!

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We’re all sick of it! Need oxygen!

So 74 million people counts as nobody

@@sincitynews3961 then invite Trump to your trailer and you both can eat buckets of chicken together. NYC don't want him, Mar-a-lago neighbors don't want him either.

No Vicky most of us hate him but there’s a lot of fuct up crazy people out there like Q Anon who do want him there. Why? Apart from being racist, highly uneducated and frankly stupid people they have a diet of a DISINFORMATION propaganda machine, that can NEVER square their lies in to facts.

He can go to melania's county

@@sincitynews3961 America doesn't want him cause more people wanted Biden.

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I'm also quite impressed when l hear him speak "russian"

@@ytisfinggarbagenow8028 What other impressions can Trevor do?