Donald Trump vs. Hillary Clinton Town Hall Debate Cold Open - SNL 

They spoke too soon lol

Back from the future 😂🤣

Some of this aged very badly

Krista Collins You predicted that

Dammit, you beat me to it

It aged like a fine wine lmao, President Trump ftw

Sadly

President Clinton my ass

To be fair, even as a conservative, I expect Clinton to win. When that quote came out, I was like "Well, there was a chance...I wonder who will win in 2020"

Long live Trump, from France. "Democrats" haven't swallowed it yet.

I literally came here for that 😂

You ain’t seen nothing yet wait until 2020

Imagine going back in time to show them though 😂

r/agedlikemilk

"Trump2020" *that didn't age well*

@@whitemoon98 no one cares

"Hello and welcome to the second and worst ever presidential debate". 2020: Hold my beer, shot of tequila and large bag of coke.

Lmao if u only knew lmao

I was crying

SAME!

Hillary has "forgiven" Bill Clinton for having sexual relations with another woman in the White House. Our country has moved on. Can we please talk about the real issues like the economy, immigration, or ISIS? Hillary promised 200,000 new jobs in Upstate New York, but she failed "during her tenure, with manufacturing jobs plunging nearly 25 percent." Labor participation hit a low of 62.8% in 2015, the lowest since 1978. Ford, Carrier, and Nabisco have relocated jobs to Mexico. Hillary said, "We're going to put a lot of coal miners and coal companies out of business." Our debt has increased 83% to $19.5 trillion. In 2015 our border agency released 19,723 illegal immigrants onto the streets after they had committed crimes. Hillary said, "My dream is a hemispheric common market with open trade and open borders". Hillary voted for the Iraq War and even laughed, "We came, we saw, he died!" She now wants to bring in 550% more Syrian immigrants who may have ties with ISIS.

Hillary said, "We're going to put a lot of coal miners and coal companies out of business." Now quote the full version where she clearly is talking about creating new jobs. "So for example, I'm the only candidate which has a policy about how to bring economic opportunity using clean renewable energy as the key into coal country. Because we're going to put a lot of coal miners and coal companies out of business, right? And we're going to make it clear that we don't want to forget those people. Those people labored in those mines for generations, losing their health, often losing their lives to turn on our lights and power our factories. Now we've got to move away from coal and all the other fossil fuels, but I don't want to move away from the people who did the best they could to produce the energy that we relied on." Let me know the day you meet a person in America that gets killed by ISIS. You're more likely to die from being struck by lighting. But by all means, lets waste billions stopping the non-threat that doesn't exist.

you can't meet someone that's been killed by Isis dumbass ... THEYRE ALREADY DEAD

The accuracy was hilariously bad. So probably the first.

This biased video was inaccurate and horrible... a little funny though

Amber Mullins both

This question!!!! what happened

lol SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUNY

No kidding

Just like biden lol

@That Fan70 and the line about trump handing her the election

This aged like fine wine

Kat Nothing has aged as poorly as that

OMG I LOVE THAT PART!

VM 9 baldwin abuses his daughters

dana carveys bush

Dana Carvey George Bush sr..

VM 9 that 30 rock squad was impeccable

Or Dana Carvey's George Bush Sr.

Even if they are biased, they're free to do so. They're a comedy show.

is that why ratings for the show have been in the shitter for years?

It probably has more to do with the fact that out of each episode, only one or two skits tend to be actually funny. The rest are either mediocre or cringeworthy.

And trump is a joke which is why it's so easy to make fun of him

there are people on the internet that get mad when adolph Hitler is portrayed in a negative light

Pretty much sums up my night while I was watching the debate

2020: Hold My Corona

Bag of coke

2024: They have seen nothing yet

Directed by Martin Scorcese

Oh my god, yes!

who else is booking tickets to Canada as soon as this election has ended

unfortunately all Stupid Hollywood cares about is being # 1 @ the Box office.

Thomas Liquori Comedien Wolf of Wall Street made like $400 Million so yeah

Maybe he just prefers Fallon's impersonation? At least Jimmy's is actually good.

Baldwin is a waste of space. He can't act, he is not funny but I guess a George Soros spambot has gay feelings about him.

Dave Batista

lol shut up this is the most bias shit I ever seen its most blatant propaganda ive watched

Derek Bao it's called comedy. Lighten the hell up already.

80s Girl It literally made me cry😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

Trump actually did that

Omg yes. Even after all this time it's still funny AF!!!

Alec’s impersonation sucks. Jamie Foxx has a better one and same with comedian Shane something or other

John Charles flies are usually seen around bullshit.. wonder why

The fly knows shit when it smells it

Catherine3385 yeahh lol like you've never had a fly on you before 😂

Yellow Bandit the fly was afraid with Trump's sniffing.

Flies do like landing on garbage.

Wish I was in Canada. This election is horrifyingly embarrassing.

I want to move to Canada... I think Canada's population is going to increase quite a bit pretty soon...

+Kate B it already is because Trudeau is a spineless fool.expect Trudeau to treat foreigners much better than natives

While I admit this election is horrible, please tell me where you are from and how you are better.

If trump wins, can I come and live with you?

Yyyyuuuuppppp

and trump made fun of biden’s son who had passed away? yep

Maggie Bosworth embarrassed to say I’m American cause of him

trump 2020

@@maggiebosworth4668 Maggie he said specifically he was talking about hunter. Did you watch the whole debate? I can try and find the time stamp of the video that debunks you if you like. Remember: Republicans are here to help.

lol

XD beyond words

had me dying

Yeah, we all saw the video.

Except trump didn't say that, they made it up for this parady.

vote hillary

nothingmusic42 you only need one fact checking site. hillaryclinton.com

so biased. they had to change her quote at the end. she looked bad after that one.

BULLSHIT. Hitlary Rotten ClingOn said drone bombing Assange was a "joke". 0 documents released by wikileaks to date, out of hundreds of thousands of documents there, have been proven fake. 0 out of 100,000 yet you're selling snopes garbage. YOU are GARBAGE trying to sell America on tolerating a rigged election, you fkn crook.

There are very good reasons why Clinton is playing it safe-- it's not just her lead in the race!

wut

@@pingcredible3477 milk ages badly

You mean like a fine wine

@@someguy8951 really my milk didn't age badly after I placed economic sanctions on it

@@pingcredible3477 oh bruh ok

Same 😂 came here after watching that

Same 😄😄

It'll probably be better than the actual debate. 😂😂😂

Gonna be the best one yet 😂

Oh god 😂

More or less

arent you smart lol

1000000000 views this is like the short video of what happened

Eric Dentry I found it funny tbh don't be a sour trump supporter

I like how pained Raddatz sounds.

He took it to a whole new level! To bad he can't win some kind of award for this.

he has won all of our hearts

Khannea Sun Tzu is that alec baldwin? woooow

His is the best ;-D

Caden Rolland Actually he can. He'll most likely get an Emmy nom for "best guest actor" for it

More like rotten milk 💀

@@MARTPOP milk, beer, or stagnant water, it didn't age well

More like Joe Biden

@@nicholasberry8456 troll

Like STALE BEER AMERICA 😅

H A I literally almost fell off my couch😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

He's a Giant Douche :)

They already did when Mr. Garrison beat and raped the Canadian version of Donald Trump to death last year in September at the end of "Where My Country Gone?" (season 19, episode 2).

+Andrew Bjork More to the point, Garrison himself has become a stand-in for Trump in 2016's Turd Sandwich vs, Giant Douche election.

Declare war on the cartoon if he gets in White House.

considering that this skit was obviously one sided along with nearly every other thing I've seen on RU-vid/tv recently. it seems a bit suspicious. And if you don't think it has an impact just look at Sarah Palins polls after Tina Fey did her snl skit

I can't tell, are you the 25,30256,204537th person to say that?

Ryan Adams more like biased for reality. Trump has more scandals every week then Hilary in her entire career.

Ryan Adams You can't tell? Seriously? Obviously they are. Most media outlets are super liberal nowadays

Ssshhhhh.

Antitheist98 It's delusional people like you, that are voting for Hillary.

I mean they did take shots lol

Yes I kinda stopped watching snl when they got really bias jokes because i know it won’t churn well with others and I’m a democrat lmao

I mean she kinda won... by 3 million votes which most polls got it she lost some states by .01% it's not crazy to assume that she would win we have to admit i hate them both but Trump being a president is crazy

@@cbiaplus8218 It's time to admit it: she lost 😉

She got three million more votes you doofus

terry fuckwitt only a libtard would believe this is real...keep drinking the kool-aid moron.

typical crybaby donald

not the video, dingus. Look at Trumb's recent tweets. SNL hurt his feelings and now he's being a whiny little bitch, as usual.

ASWIFTYSPY libtards can't stand when people have their own thoughts and opinions...they have become authoritarians....fascist assholes.

ASWIFTYSPY Lol you're just as soft as Trump.

Piglet Wiglet GOOD COMMENT!!!!! I was THINKING the same! BATTLING over CHILD SUPPORT 🤑 for their child called " AMERICA "for the NEXT 4 years!

Piglet Wiglet I felt the same way when I read that in a meme 2 weeks ago...

oh well i guess you're not old enough to vote so it doesnt matter for ya

HiNTaLOW I'm 24

Gr Co grandma bernie is bae 😂

I know right! Hillary needs to back off.

Preach it!

Adam K America is in its period just wait for a few weeks it will pass

Exactly!!

Adam K ? I'm just keeping the memes coming.

Yeah, I can't seem to help myself.

@ravigajjar9249 i am 😁

Tori Walthers that's the point

of course not... brainwashed idiot. This is about globalist control of the USA and all you can do is buy into the media and hollywood culture lies.

Is it the lizard people again?

cyco phile Somones triggered

I think it's the lizard people again, alright...

Purrspctiv Baldwin for president!!

she actually has good jokes. Trumps jokes either explained the joke, which is not funny, or nothing at all like his personality. When has trump ever made fun of himself? When does trump take long pauses? But clintons jokes were on point

Clinton literally couldn't tell a joke for her life that's part of the reason she lost she's definitely the most unlikable presidential candidate in the modern day

@@PEZ1514 Look up Trump on the tonight show

She does

@@zachellinthorpe1277 people like you are exactly why Biden will lose. Then when he does, you poor bastards will riot in the streets just like at the beginning of the 2016 election ending

M Kute iiolsllo

The funny thing was, I watched the debate and when I watched this the first time I thought they got it perfect!

Me too!!!!

Thank you for understanding this was actors. So many people here think it was real.

M Kute this is so funny. I watched the real debate and couldn’t stop laughing

Replying so you can see how many likes your comment has.

He even said he "Retired this unfunny and boring show" :) "Alec Baldwin's portrayal of me stinks!" (though everyone praises it) "MEDIA IS RIGGED!" ;) he had to add that.

He gets triggered so easily but nobody will use that word against him.

+Andrew Martin he tweeted it, and was playing on the news channels like fox and msnbc.

Overtime bill maker

WHY THE FUCK DO YOU SUPPORT TRUMP YOU FUCKER?

you said it

Lucius1958 longest 4 years ever

Crap.

I think we need to start looking for the first emperor. I call guy after next as first dictator then guy after dictator is first emperor.

Putin said if Hillary gets elected, then he will declare war on the US. If trump wins, we'll be at war with everyone. Good luck & have fun

lol

agree

really good

Alec Baldwin has found his calling; I was practically on the floor laughing w/ him acting like a shark. I guess that was SNL's play on how Huckabee referred recently to Trump as Quint in this election (who, Huckabee failed to grasp, gets devoured by Jaws, in the movie).

The guy playing Anderson Cooper was perfect as well.

"GOT IT!"

Oh you watched it also?

Brandon from Kentucky Yep

That is my favorite line in this sketch 😂

That shit took me out😭😭

“And speaking of black, you know who else should be in jail? Hillary Clinton, she’s committed so many crimes...she’s basically a black.” OMG 🤣🤣😂

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😆😆👏👏👏

@@Anonymous-wd1os What's funny is Trump's actually leaned on that accusation of blacks & leftists attacking his agenda over the years...

"Oh No."lol

Magpie all those stupid racist jokes. Too bad he’s not even close to racist and black folks are thriving under his leadership.

I know haha SNL nailed it again

At this point, Alec Baldwin or Kate McKinnon would be a better pick for POTUS than the two insane clowns they are impersonating. lol

Don't worry, you got more out of this one than you would from the actual debate

Truth

LMAO !

+CN what I'm Saiyan? He's just one of us is all which makes him all the more awesome. WELCOME TO THE BONE ZONE!

I think he is disgusting

maryann mauro not as disgusting as you :)

+maryann mauro oh snap

maryann mauro fuck u maryann

You’ve SEEN kids? Yeah.

😂

lairdriver “Please welcome the nominees, Republican Donald Trump, and can we say this yet...President Hillary Clinton” They weren’t “cheering,” they were assuming...and they assumed incorrectly.

@@andrezibner9444 I think they were imitating debate moderators.

@Lairdriver The greatest president EVER... Finally troops and barb wire on the border - campaign promises are getting DONE.

@Lairdriver and she is not president, poor snowflake

@Lairdriver it's ok snowflake your life will go on just stop winying I miss the 80s

Yep pretty sad

+Jenny g I disagree Hillary is really great, a true American hero do some real research you might find out! I have followed here from 1980 wonderful human being. I have had nothing but disgust from Trump over same amount of time.

I disagree. It's an easy choice for Hillary, for me.

Jenny G- Gary Johnson 2016. A waisted vote is a vote for some one you don't believe in. He's libertarian and an over all wise cat who wants to legalize marijuana

Thank the idiots that voted down Bernie. Would've been in such a better situation.

Gracie Anderson not laugh, that's what.

we would have a funnier SNL

"We would have a funnier SNL" You mean we would have a SNL without a hilarious Hillary Clinton impression? Kate McKinnon is a genius comedian and wonderful human being, it sucks that you can't see that.

Bring back Amy Poehler?

no, thanks

shut yo bitch ass up

It would turn him on to think of his daughter dating him, she's hot

Resurrection of the Snake Brotherhood looks like what? He's a military man

Resurrection of the Snake Brotherhood That made no sense

You guys haven't seen the vine I guess.

Facts.

Blubberlover5312 a president you don't like could get elected so that means the United States is going to die? You must be jealous of the greatest country on earth. Long live freedom❤️🇺🇸❤️🇺🇸

if there was something that could cause us to go lower then this, then we may as well b living underground

Je t'aime What country is that?

Thanks Obama

Bri Warner I died

Abigail Rabbit same! And then that dance afterwards though 😂😂

Trumps latest generosity came via a tweet rant this morning at 6:14 am. Keep them coming Trump, your doing a great job!

I hope she does win

Burn of the year for sure.

Trump people love to whine daily like their orange master Trump

Finn Underwood and look at the convenient timing they made those videos

Finn Underwood Seriously, they've been making fun of her for decades.

It's funny how the hate Politically correct anything.. But if it's not bashing Hillary 24/7 they go into manic manbaby mode like their Gilded orange baboon does daily... I'm betting a large majority can't even vote yet or are just paid foreign trolls.. Trump Tower must be made of tin foil it broadcasts crazy so well.. Trump is shooting himself in the foot daily, To bad it;'s in his mouth at the time... It's a site to see someone going deeper and deeper into their own neurosis and paranoia. Trump is the troll king.. He is just a pathetic right wing Social Justice Warrior on steroids...

Finn Underwood THANK YOU

Right! Great stuff!

Lmao I may not be a supporter of him as president but Trump is the most hilarious president. Then it's Bush Jr.

Azure Vox I really thought after she fired off the I'm made of steel line she was going to say how she has no emotions or remorse for letting Americans die in Benghazi

Yelsä Vidaravskaja Accusations aren't always true. Bill was accused of rape. Just like how Trump was accused of sexual assault. The only problem is that Bill isn't running for president and Trump is...

@James Gaines Wrong. Bill Clinton is a sounding board for every policy Hillary will have. She has claimed he will be involved in the economy. Either way Hillary's tax policy, foreign policy, and Globalist-first policies are poison for our country.

Azure Vox Hi, Girls

retzy williams Wrong? Since when was what I said wrong? I guess Trump isn't running for president and Bill is. I guess Trump didn't admit to sexual assault and then when people came out, he said they were liars. I guess accusations are always true. Hillary Clinton wants equality, or that's what she has been saying in the debates. It's also funny how I didn't say shit about Hillary and you bring her up. Tisk, Tisk...just like Trump, eh?

Trump is going to bring Bill Clinton's mixed race son, Danny Williams to the last debate to reunite him with his father.

LOL that would be savage.

BlackAcesBlackEights that would be fantastic

they are all paid for by the clinton foundation. and others have come out saying those claims are false, including a cousin of one of them

BlackAcesBlackEights He wasn't accused of assault until just recently, is it really just a coincidence that he would be accused of it when he's running against Hilary Clinton who is one of the most crooked politicians in recent years?

Right?

NO YOU'RE THE MUPPET

Still a better president.

Johnny Jackson I was making a joke reference to last night's debate lol. But yes you're right

Miranda Pressnell Oh ok lol.

You have some nice ass hair.

@JK193765 You leave Steamfox's ass hair alone, you prevert.

At least it doesn't look like Donald's

Shelby Zirkle 😂😂😂😂😂😂

Steamfox 1

You can always write him in

OK

you cannot write him in, the vote will not count. You can always vote for Jill Stein, who shares most of bernie's views

Random FNAF Hater NO

good one.....i truly will vote for him.

That's it, keep plugging your welfare queen. You need to earn your foodstamps and government cheese for the next four years. Keep pounding that keyboard.

You mean the government needs to earn their welfare. Which they never will

Ah, so brainwashed. Anyone can see the propaganda through the failed jokes. Open your eyes, wake up.

Matt Baldwin

Matt Baldwi

she no longer cool, eh? :-)

%%%

Onyeka Madubuike ?

Oh man that killed me 😂😂😂

I love that won I like the won where he said your wrong and it played shark music Trump2020

@@BigOlBoy008 I honestly don't know what's worse. Your grammar (It's "one" not "won" [past tense of (to) win] and you're [as in "you are"] instead of your [possession] ) or the fact that after these 4 years you're still on his side :/ Kind of sad actually :c

Same

Nice Rolex George lol

Best part of the movie

Lauren E 👍👍👍

Michael Maciel STOP hating on GGG

Ah the mighty internet warrior hurling insults at his screen

+Triple G GGG Canelo is gonna whoop that ass