First Debate Cold Open - SNL 

Because that's how Joe would look if he was still alive and not a walking corpse.

Looks more like an elderly version of fire marshall bill

400th like uwu

Lmao!

Because SNL's hair, makeup, and costume department are getting scary good at recreating real people.

He does have a photograph with David Icke.

He has a real mask.

Creeepy

He’s a LEGEND

I've known that since he was on In Living Color (that FOX sketch show that wasn't MADtv or those failed short-lived sketch shows like Saturday Night Special or House of Buggin')

hi

👋 howdy

I love My Overoverovergod

*I've got

Lucky you.... I miss America. The crazy part is I'm not gone. I'm sitting right here in Dallas, Texas. But I don't feel like I'm in America. I haven't left. I feel like America has left.🙁

Still hilarious. 😊

Honestly with how the debate went I think our country is doomed 😔

Yes, being in America and watching this was very annoying. Blech

My favorite part was when Biden asked “Out of the two hundred thousand that died of COVID how many of them survived.? And the proud boys have black members and the founder is from port- a Rico I thought that white supremacy types had to be white as far as the election goes either way it goes we as Americans are in the unnamed creek and shall remain paddless

Have you seen this clip of Biden roasting Trump!? ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-sb1PEukk33k.html Trump roasts him back 😂 😆

😂😂

Yes! He is so good

It's called Deepfake. It's so cool.

Literally !!!

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This was so good 😭😭😭😂

ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-NR6U02mAoiE.html Damn this cat is tearing the box 😾

@Lemonpledge10 🙏

Lmao so acurate

Lol it would be funny but it wasnt

You could hear what they were saying actually

*look I’m not gonna bs you guys, I’m the real life joker, I’m well aware of my mental illness, ive commited more despicable crimes than the most heinous catholic priest and corrupt politicians put together, I don’t try to hide it, I’m in the process of directing my very own porno soon, I don’t care about anything so long as the world falls apart and I can take everyone with me* *you will NOT stop me, you can’t and have NOTHING to threaten me with, i just Luv seeing people suffer and laugh at others demise, i may be childish but I’m NOT to be trifled with, i may have seen too many movies as a kid but I learned more there than I have in any private school I got kicked out of* *i have issues, yes, I have abandonment issues, extreme social anxiety, and am constantly ignored so this movie (joker) I went to see it and it really spoke to me, it reflected everything I was going through, minus being OVERLY pathetic. so one day I just let it all go and liberated myself and have since not looked back, not to sound like a school shooter or anything but I’ve never felt happier about accepting the madness. I’m a modern day philosopher if you ask me rather than a madman* *dont try to roast me, I got diamond hard skin, funnily enough that’s not the only thing that’s hard* 😈 *any questions ? DM my instagram* 👇 *@juniortheegomaniac_* 🔥🔥🔥

Thousandth like here

This debate didnt need a snl parody

Who's that Alex Baldwin you're talking about?

DAMN............... THAT IS PATHETIC AND NO I DID NOT WATCH THE REAL DEBATE

nah

@@virgoqueen8950 you missed nothing. The real debate was more surreal than anything SNL could come up with.

Exactly

I agree

T2F Gaming no

OzarkoBlam I didnt want to click the link

Could we please get some support on our channel ? 😔 We won't let you down 🤘🏼🤘🏽

Typical_Bookworm Bro why’d you copy my comment

OMG that's so true

Lol you obviously haven't watched or seen many have you?

​@@Hopium500 Give me names. I wanna watch all of it

There's a story on 60 minutes on a woman that was sexually assaulted by Joe Biden, you guys should see it now.

My senile old neighbor does Joe BETTER than Joe!🤣🤣

Luke Gibson look in the mirror Donald Trump!

Luke Gibson now read about the 26 against trump

@@tericarlson908 Trump is republican. Democrats are the ones that always believe the victim.

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Dawn Renee what

Trump made it a joke

I couldn't even watch it, a real shit show!

I just laughed the whole time. I can’t explain why

Со стороны, а именно из 🇷🇺 Трамп выглядит мудаком. Байден пожилой матёрый политик, который знает цену США и её союзникам. "Hope we're not so dump to vote this again" © Doug Walker

Idk

I think I saw it somewhere-

@@xuanya3454 SEND A LINK LMAO

@Lion Pride No thanks, there's something creepy and weird about a Magic Sky Daddy who tells his cultic followers to cannibalize his son that was born out of mystical rape of a married woman

@@TravKidd oh...oh..oh my....I never thought of it that way.....I’m scared

*look I’m not gonna bs you guys, I’m the real life joker, I’m well aware of my mental illness, ive commited more despicable crimes than the most heinous catholic priest and corrupt politicians put together, I don’t try to hide it, I’m in the process of directing my very own porno soon, I don’t care about anything so long as the world falls apart and I can take everyone with me* *you will NOT stop me, you can’t and have NOTHING to threaten me with, i just Luv seeing people suffer and laugh at others demise, i may be childish but I’m NOT to be trifled with, i may have seen too many movies as a kid but I learned more there than I have in any private school I got kicked out of* *i have issues, yes, I have abandonment issues, extreme social anxiety, and am constantly ignored so this movie (joker) I went to see it and it really spoke to me, it reflected everything I was going through, minus being OVERLY pathetic. so one day I just let it all go and liberated myself and have since not looked back, not to sound like a school shooter or anything but I’ve never felt happier about accepting the madness. I’m a modern day philosopher if you ask me rather than a madman* *dont try to roast me, I got diamond hard skin, funnily enough that’s not the only thing that’s hard* 😈 *any questions ? DM my instagram* 👇 *@juniortheegomaniac_* 🔥🔥🔥

Junior Grimes why do you keep on spamming this.

@@Juniorgrimes stfu and go eat your cereal kiddo

@@Juniorgrimes give your dad back his iPhone

Tell us a funny joke.

GAY

Have you seen this clip of Biden roasting Trump!? ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-sb1PEukk33k.html Trump roasts him back 🔥

@@issacbernardo3460 no one cares

Best line in the bit

Hat Guy chilll bruh

Smolder5000 Gaming you do realize that he made multiple jabs at trump, right? He did more than a moderator should about “it”

It’s Jim Carey what do you expect? 😂

Especially while he’s chasing the laser pointer

Genta - But does one need much personality to impersonate Biden?

Jim is a comedy god

He fits comedy perfectly. Jim Carry is perfect.

Absolutely correct. No one could've made this year up

Our society values memes so much we made it our center

Yeah gotta say the actual debate was way more of a dumpster fire screening down a hill towards a child-filled sandbox. Normally they could have used hyperbole but the real things was the crazy thing.

Brooke Brattan No doubt literally

South Park tried but it still hit too close to home

Cringe comment

I watched SNL on Saturday. This skit was really funny especially when Jim Carrey rolled his eyes. I wanted to see that part again today. However, SNL cut that part out right around the time stamp of 5:45. Why would they do that?

julio60x sometimes the clip we see on RU-vid is actually from the dress rehearsal if they liked that take better overall

@zforce06 snl has become a show for low iq people

LOL

😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅 reminded me of the MASK

Fire Marshall Bill was based on Biden...nothing new for that snake.

Why is mrbeast here???

Spamweiner who knows 🙄

@@floppybird he isnt

Alpha.

😂

I was in tears 🤣🤣

@MFulmer456 don’t hurt his feelings

Yes! This 👆🤣

yes slightly less framing and the lies look slightly less obvious to the informed

The debate was funnier, more senseless and outrageous. Lol

THIS GUY IS SO UNDERATED ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-jxZ8geBgqMQ.html

Ikr

Lmfaoo

True true...so sad.

It was mainly trump the whole time

Because Trump is the greatest president that ever lived and he has more energy and he's also not a lying racist who's suffering from dementia that's Joe Biden who doesn't even qualify to run.

SO TRUE! LOL Is there any way that we in Mexico can get a remote control like that for "our trump"??

Brian Vetter first off joe has never been diagnosed with dementia,also I would think trump has dementia for denying many scientific facts,and finally you say he’s the greatest president whoever lived.What about Abraham Lincoln? What About the man who literally founded the United States?

video of trump saying the n word 😅 ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-8kdGM9lliE4.html

Haha!

I agree.

and no boring ...

Fr

YES DANG IT IS! I was literally almost crying because it was unexpected that one of my favorite childhood entertainers is back doing his classic self on tv again.

F@&$. YA! Haha

I know. I didn't know they let him out of the insane asylum.

Gigi The Pup ,Jim Carry was great on,”In Living Color” when,he played the Fire Inspector.

jason sudeikis was good for his vp years, but carrey really nailed his voice now

Talk about copy n' paste

Same...

Might as well be

@@willow5235 Am going show my Kids this is the real debate are lives.

@@princessrainbowpeach3937 this is the sam3 thing as the debate just with a laugh track

Even tho I live in America I found it funny because I love all of this chaos from both sides

Me too.

This brought tears to my eyes

Super accurate ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-NprxPbYquQA.html

fire song right here! ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-WhlMWJrRRiY.html

Epstein Passengers Vote Democrat Orrr he could be a civil human being and let him talk we learned that in kindergarten go back to you beer and truck while your potbelly jiggles while you yell at your wife

@Epstein Passengers Vote Democrat so you're saying the one being wrong in this situation isn't the moderator who doesn't manage to moderate the situation. Nor the guy who violates the rules (that he had he agreed to) every single minute, just for the sake of insulting others, making the debate a shitshow and being annoying and impolite. No, for you the one at fault is the one trying to follow the rules he agreed to and being polite with someone who clearly has the same level of maturity of a kindergarten child.

@@giorgiomauceri410 Well said!

Giorgio Mauceri exactly. thanks for saying what I said and making it more civil I’m just not like that

@@giorgiomauceri410 biden is only following the "rules" in the public eye. Trump is just straight real all the time. If you are going to be President, you better speak up like a man.

You should see his Clint Eastwood impression. It's unreal

it's the eyebrows

Look at walter, jeff dunham's puppet

He’ll grow into Biden

I think he can morph his face into anyone.

Me Me Me!

Lolol

Lol

My favourite moment from a vintage script. JC is a goat idec

to be fair, Chris Wallace did best he could , he looked so helpless, reminded me of my high school health teacher

No it’s very obviously him lol

How did they get audience

@@watchassassins5735 you must be super fun at parties.

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Modern Minds You must be very uncreative when commenting

"Mr president please let him speak, he let you speak now let him speak."

😂😂😂🤣

BETWEEN SCIENCE AND KARMA

i read this as it plays

Delaware... Not a real state.

*I D I O T O :D* *ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-m9Rd5-XIt_s.html*

You're correct

anne arocho hi anne

😭😭😭truth

They didn’t get trumps wig right it’s more squareish and he needs more tan

They would've thought it was satire, too. 'Twas absolutely unreal.

Right

Sadly, you're right.

*B U R G E R :D* *ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-m9Rd5-XIt_s.html*

He got the voice and the pacing of how he talks which is absolutely brilliant

Haha seriously accurate!!!

The GOAT in my eyes

Maybe Biden 20years ago. But he’s far too energetic for today’s Biden.

more like: "IT'S DISGUISE TIME!"

I know I think he be a better president than real Biden

@@jaredslabaugh3181 nah.

Jared Slabaugh can’t really argue with that since he could portray Biden better Than Biden himself

@Stevie Right it’s almost as if I was kidding🙄

The portrayal of Trump and Biden were so on point.

What

@@williamkruse9222 bruh i'm independent but this snl parody wasn't that good tbh

william Kruse...some people have no sense of humor! Im not a big fan of SNL and I’m a Trump supporter, but this shit was funny as hell.

Tbh it wasn’t as funny as it could’ve been and I support joe Biden so.

*look I’m not gonna bs you guys, I’m the real life joker, I’m well aware of my mental illness, ive commited more despicable crimes than the most heinous catholic priest and corrupt politicians put together, I don’t try to hide it, I’m in the process of directing my very own porno soon, I don’t care about anything so long as the world falls apart and I can take everyone with me* *you will NOT stop me, you can’t and have NOTHING to threaten me with, i just Luv seeing people suffer and laugh at others demise, i may be childish but I’m NOT to be trifled with, i may have seen too many movies as a kid but I learned more there than I have in any private school I got kicked out of* *i have issues, yes, I have abandonment issues, extreme social anxiety, and am constantly ignored so this movie (joker) I went to see it and it really spoke to me, it reflected everything I was going through, minus being OVERLY pathetic. so one day I just let it all go and liberated myself and have since not looked back, not to sound like a school shooter or anything but I’ve never felt happier about accepting the madness. I’m a modern day philosopher if you ask me rather than a madman* *dont try to roast me, I got diamond hard skin, funnily enough that’s not the only thing that’s hard* 😈 *any questions ? DM my instagram* 👇 *@juniortheegomaniac_* 🔥🔥🔥

r/rareinsults

I think I have seen this exact comment, verbatim on every single video relating to the debate.

ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-EYwwC59AnIk.html Hhj

Get it right it's going to be a Walmart parking lot 🤣🤣🤣

They pound Dewgaritas at Red Lobster until one of them goes green volcano into the popcorn shrimp buffet

That was a nice touch

and then violated that tape by walking closer than 6 feet....

🤣😂🤣

@lou davey I’ve looked for miles and miles and can’t find anybody who asked

Would you have been surprised if he actually did though?? Hahaha

The real one would have been way much better it I was like the parody

It is crazy how sad funny this is

@@djguillyd no... the real one was legit painful to watch.

I could clearly distinguish what was being said during every moment of the parody. As for the "real thing"...

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This is the worse video ever 🏳️‍🌈🙏🏽 ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-S0j3LMVJG6g.html dfb

@@brockthomas2524 I don’t know anything about avaita, but I’ve watched Jim all my life and I think it’s unfortunate that I believe his current stance as a fake new age leader. Hard to say though, but hey I also appreciate the input!

lmao

I really need 1000 subs so i can stream on RU-vid pleaseee

@@kamewoni Likewise. For now I must erase my footprints so that no one knows I was here tho...

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STD spreader Carey was nothing like Biden who is ready for a Alzheimer's ward.

Biden: 👁 👁

Funny, but Joseph Biden is a devout Roman Catholic and would never say, "GOD damn it!" Jesus WAS the way...see JesusFamilyTomb.com . I AM the returned Christ & Albert Einstein reincarnated; see 7seals.blogspot.com . Do you recognize The Apocalypse/Revelation taking place?

lmmfao!

😂😂😂😂

Avery Bright nndzmq Rres

GLAMOR SOCIAL shut up kid he had recently just brought three countries to a peace treaty

😂😂😂😂

Donny was doing that to torture Biden... make him stutter... but that's how his meetings go too. Wouldn't you like to work for him? IMO, it backfired for all but his most loyal butt-kissers. Please help remove this joke from the WH.

@@oldrrocr remove one joke to put in another lmao. We are fucked as a country.

There was no pause for Trump

Well, because it was lol 🤣

Because it joke fucking kept going for 90min I felt like dying

The only good part of this shit episode 🤣

MR. PRESIDENT!!!

THE ACTUAL DEBATE WAS FUNNIER THAN THIS!

@Rye Bread you kiddin...RIGHT?

Rye Bread Pick a struggle bro

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*ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-Qylg4sWEk54.html** ♡💓Dios te bendiga, God Bless u*

John 3:16 says For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life This is the Gospel of your salvation 1 Corinthians 15: 1-4 Moreover, brethren, I declare unto you the gospel which I preached unto you, which also ye have received, and wherein ye stand; 2 By which also ye are saved, if ye keep in memory what I preached unto you, unless ye have believed in vain. 3 For I delivered unto you first of all that which I also received, how that Christ died for our sins according to the scriptures; 4 And that he was buried, and that he rose again the third day according to the scriptures: You can give your life to God right now. Repent for your sins, trust Jesus, and God will give you eternal life. Have faith and say this prayer. "Jesus Lord I know you shed your blood and died for my sins. I know you were buried, and you rose again on the third day. Please forgive me for my sins. I give my life to you Lord. Thank you Jesus for saving me. Amen."

Very true.

Child of God Amen

Child of God there's literally no reason for this

@@faithinhisblood777 Please listen to this Accept Jesus into your life, put your Faith in Him and accept Him as your Lord and Savior, believe that He died for our sins on the Cross and rose three day later, and repent Do the will of God as you were meant to

Because comedy requires actual structure

That's the point

BAHAHAHHAA

This was on a comedy show...oh wait.

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That’s actually partly why I want Biden to win 😂

That’s just the kind of humor we need right now 😊

@@Nostalkersallowedkarmaisreal Yes I want Biden to win.

Oh shit you’re right

Hey, buddy, I got good news... we're probably getting more Jim.

Lol

Facts

Dark Reaper illuminati exposed 😂😂😂😂☠️🌹🙏🏾 ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-WQ9CKm6I-bA.html

Just like every other presidential debate.

T rump has covid 🤧😷 🇺🇸🌊✔️

Baldwin's impression is great fun to watch, but Jim Carrey is killing it.

Jim is to motional to be biden, biden couldn't move that much if he was being attacked by a bear.

The appearance is also the best 'Biden' on SNL so far,

He even got the eyes down.

Citizen with Covid19 Tells the President how to recover. I got over it Mr. President and even with no health care and barely surviving because My job has seen income cut 50% God kept me and will keep you. ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-CRmzHgtDpcs.html

What a god

Ikr?!

No not really!

and then when he started talking, he was way to articulate to be Biden.

I feel like this was the real debate lol

I’m ur 400th like

666 likes 😳

@Redman Law 99 I highly doubt anyone will even care to hear your point. People just want to hate trump.

YES

biden supports can't spell the word laser.

I had to come see it for myself -- I had a hunch it was him, lol. Didnt have to confirm it on the description either. lol.

I was just saying that Biden’s starting to look like Fire Marshall Bill!

HiELiANA

@@alymig70 He looks more like the Juice Weasel.

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Even crazier that Trump killed someone

@@alotter He did say he could kill someone of 5th ave and they'd still vote for him

@@ALtheGreat23 Alec Baldwin gave it his best shot pfffft.... 🤣🤣 🤣 🤣 Get it best shot 🤣🤣🤣

Kyle Dunningum

well it was a shot in the dark, but I really believe in the CALIBRE of alec baldwins performance.