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@swixler
@swixler Год назад
Thy drippington goes hard my liege
@Beem_beepo
@Beem_beepo Год назад
Mmm drippy it is
@echo3568
@echo3568 Год назад
Indeed
@koh123453
@koh123453 Год назад
Verily!
@eljames4741
@eljames4741 6 месяцев назад
Why, yes my good sir!
@shanetaylor761
@shanetaylor761 Год назад
It's funny I always knew armor takes Forever to put on. What this really taught me which I wasn't expecting is just how hot it must be to be in armor.
@robinswords
@robinswords Год назад
I've usually soaked through my arming doublet by the time I get out of it.
@Specter_1125
@Specter_1125 Год назад
If you have someone to help, and have practiced it, you can get it on in less than 5 minutes.
@plasmakatana8291
@plasmakatana8291 Год назад
My manager got married in his custom-made armor. It was awesome, but quite taxing.
@babybug6462
@babybug6462 8 месяцев назад
I dressed up as Joan of Arc for Halloween in a full suit of armor. It is heavy and your hair snags
@mateo10734
@mateo10734 6 месяцев назад
@@plasmakatana8291that’s some of the nerdiest shit I’ve ever heard of but so badass 😂
@supiferous9739
@supiferous9739 22 дня назад
Dragon born when he presses the inventory button mid combat:
@Wilkinsn2791
@Wilkinsn2791 Год назад
Locker rooms in the Middle Ages 💀
@floridaman-pt2bv
@floridaman-pt2bv 19 дней назад
bro can you help me put my breastplate on
@torin6669
@torin6669 Год назад
this is why my dnd character sleeps in full plate to get that good AC overnight
@gwynbleidd1917
@gwynbleidd1917 10 месяцев назад
Your character wouldn't get much sleep, as its very hot in full plate armor when it's hot out, and it's very cold in it when its cold out. Big plates of metal are incredible heat conductors so they react to ambient temperature. I'd doubt anyone could actually get a full night's sleep in it
@Inaro_Kami
@Inaro_Kami 8 месяцев назад
1 lvl exaustão 💀
@Prazca
@Prazca Месяц назад
"someones invading the castle!" "ight bet."
@Iceboy1309
@Iceboy1309 Год назад
Me when I go outside
@Gregory_12
@Gregory_12 4 месяца назад
Theif: "Alright, hand over your valuables or I'll gut you like a fish!" Me:
@kylefratini2833
@kylefratini2833 Год назад
It's interesting that you don't have a back plate for your torso. Do you plan on getting one?
@robinswords
@robinswords Год назад
Yeah, a full cuirass is far more exacting in fit to work right. It's a more involved endeavour to get a usable one. (And way more expensive)
@connorbaz5980
@connorbaz5980 Год назад
And then as soon as all that's done... Taco Bell hits.
@user-zi7gd9pn3l
@user-zi7gd9pn3l 21 день назад
*BONG*
@sun_600
@sun_600 Год назад
Everyone gangsta until soldier say "i want take a shit" 😂😂😂
@Rodster3000
@Rodster3000 Год назад
This guy looks like Superman 😃 specifically Tyler Hoechlin
@graahbrains
@graahbrains Год назад
And I thought putting on my VR trackers was time consuming.
@somethingillregret
@somethingillregret Год назад
Ooohhh medieval-but-also-works-in-I.T-Clark-Kent is back and this time with armour.
@horriblemonkey3065
@horriblemonkey3065 2 месяца назад
I showed this video to some of my DnD Buddies and they said: "Ah, so that's why you need a squire." "Envy." "From silly to killy." And: "I bet just when it was all put on, that's when he needs to go to the loo." Nice timelapse, me like :)
@skelo9033
@skelo9033 Год назад
So this is why they had squires
@theinotoriousmiles7715
@theinotoriousmiles7715 Год назад
POV: Your Skyrim character while you're in the menu changing armor
@charless3108
@charless3108 Год назад
How knights don armour b4 dying in 5min on battlefield:
@ediblemussel4115
@ediblemussel4115 Год назад
Uhm, achtually 🤓 Knights were worth more being kept alive and ransomed. So, whenever possible, the enemy would try to refrain from killing knights, unlike with mere normal soldiers or levies.
@alexanderren1097
@alexanderren1097 Год назад
Tell us you know nothing about Medieval history without saying you know nothing about Medieval history
@SpringTrap_Edits_Official
@SpringTrap_Edits_Official 11 месяцев назад
Wrong but I know it’s a joke
@Papercleeep
@Papercleeep 18 дней назад
POV you saw your homie knight donning his armor by himself at first cuz his squire is late
@bananaknight8575
@bananaknight8575 Год назад
Nah he's dripping 🔥🔥
@carlll6101
@carlll6101 Год назад
Damn... I din't know how much I miss armored fighting and bohurt until I seen this.
@anigo75
@anigo75 11 месяцев назад
Bro dripy
@popomrpopo5947
@popomrpopo5947 Год назад
Who need robo cop we got medieval man.
@An1mosityX
@An1mosityX 6 дней назад
Absolutely zero leg protection in the rear 💀
@DrIgnacious
@DrIgnacious Год назад
I would have to pee halfway through.
@REALPEDROGAMEPLAYS
@REALPEDROGAMEPLAYS Год назад
“Hold on, hold on, allow me to don my armor! Yeaghhh, now, fight me, you bastard!”
@terrorbilly3367
@terrorbilly3367 Месяц назад
fun fact, squires could help in donning of the armor but squires weren't servant primarely more like companions who also got to fight, pages were primarly servants that would help with doning the armor checking the quality and all of that
@LorddOfChaoss
@LorddOfChaoss Год назад
This is why the heroic knight always shows up at the end to battle the boss, took forever to get his armor on lol
@biganimetiddies9477
@biganimetiddies9477 Год назад
Real question. How did they go to the bathroom in that?
@robinswords
@robinswords Год назад
I'm cheating a bit here with modern leggings, but by this period they'd be wearing joined hose. So you'd just have to unlace the codpiece to take a leak. Beyond that, best to have settled that business beforehand.
@alexanderren1097
@alexanderren1097 Год назад
You misspelled “dumb question” Seriously though, how do fire fighters go to the bathroom? How do modern soldiers go to the bathroom? How do YOU go to the bathroom after you’ve put on a bunch of layers, snowsuit, and boots to go snowboarding?!
@oddursigurdsson9637
@oddursigurdsson9637 Год назад
@@alexanderren1097 Adult diaper sales skyrocket in wartimes. The army buys a lot of them, especially for convoy people who stay in vehicles a lot. You are not stopping a 50km long convoy for a piss
@anon7717
@anon7717 9 месяцев назад
bro got drip
@Professionalpacker
@Professionalpacker 5 месяцев назад
Oh wow you got the whole suit
@vihuynhquang5204
@vihuynhquang5204 Год назад
He forgot the gambesons and mail leggings
@eezokk
@eezokk Месяц назад
The lack of groin protection... Is concerning
@Kirainian_Gaming
@Kirainian_Gaming Год назад
Oh shoot, now I gotta make one of these. I just modified my armor to be much more comfortable too!
@Mr.Business-sv8uc
@Mr.Business-sv8uc 16 дней назад
Bro even has a squire
@voodoochild591
@voodoochild591 Месяц назад
Think you need some longer maille bro. The royal codpiece is hanging out
@barrell_rider4869
@barrell_rider4869 Год назад
Love the music
@notcringeenough5158
@notcringeenough5158 6 часов назад
Bro is robocock💀
@LeanedBackBry
@LeanedBackBry 7 месяцев назад
Imaging dudes back in the day fuckin lmao “nah we can’t I don’t have an hour to Don my armor afterwards”
@averagelifeenjoyer6620
@averagelifeenjoyer6620 Год назад
Yo imagine a midevil knight going to his fellow knight and going "Excuse me Alexander may I be given assistance?" "Of course Mandrel, now stand tall so I may tighten your leg straps."
@robinswords
@robinswords Год назад
That's what the squires are for 👉👉
@benjaminkhoury4250
@benjaminkhoury4250 Год назад
​@@robinswords so squires are basically the pit crew for their knights
@JNF590
@JNF590 5 месяцев назад
I need to take a sh-
@tehallanaz
@tehallanaz 10 дней назад
Is this was how we still fought wars you would get more support from the people
@JohnDoe-ek9ng
@JohnDoe-ek9ng Год назад
HUZZAH, a man of quality who dons his plate in the English fashion! Jolly good show sir, I commend you.
@mileselon1339
@mileselon1339 5 месяцев назад
PERFECTION
@TheAnikasis
@TheAnikasis Год назад
This is why knights need a squire.
@potatojuice5124
@potatojuice5124 Месяц назад
Where’s your squire, man?
@duck653
@duck653 Год назад
Yoo I was at this stream
@murdockpt
@murdockpt Год назад
something about how long it takes, how hard it is to put on, and how much help is needed would really dishearten me, rather than embolden...
@bob-o7b
@bob-o7b 20 дней назад
hey man, i reported that guy pretending to be you on facebook. hope the issue gets resolved
@TheRealMrMan
@TheRealMrMan 8 месяцев назад
I wish there was a real life Catarina armor set from dark souls so I can see you wear it
@EyBossPusi
@EyBossPusi Год назад
Id still prefer the long chainmail and gambeson underneath it.
@Dice-X
@Dice-X Год назад
Minecraft players: his mouse mudt be drifting alot
@jofermorera
@jofermorera Год назад
at least he's not a warforged
@swiftblade862
@swiftblade862 8 месяцев назад
I'll take matt Easton's advice and adventure with just a helmet and a brigandine or plate cuirass for armor
@carlsjolund2379
@carlsjolund2379 Год назад
People, men, women and everything in between, may I have your attention for just a shortest while. Learn from this wise man of many blades, get yourself a partner who enjoys helping you out with your shenaniganary, however dumb it might be. It is truly a priceless treasure
@naphackDT
@naphackDT 11 месяцев назад
Sir, your lack of a second squire severely hampers these efforts.
@Ever_green2021
@Ever_green2021 Год назад
Realy cool.
@joeysonofander7479
@joeysonofander7479 Год назад
Can you wear glasses beneath that helmet?
@robinswords
@robinswords Год назад
No room. The visor rests pretty close to the eyes to maximize visibility.
@markberlanga6375
@markberlanga6375 Год назад
What period is that suit of armor? Because you have no c belt and attach the legs straight to the sublet but your wearing a haubreck of chain rather than voiders. Do you run the straps for the arms and paldrons through the chain?
@robinswords
@robinswords Год назад
I'm aiming for mid to late 15th century. This suit is a budget build, so I'm gradually tweaking it towards being progressively more accurate as funding permits upgrades. My next goal is to get a full cuirass so I can trade the hauberk for voiders.
@rogerioerio2
@rogerioerio2 10 месяцев назад
All that to be shot by a peasant with a crossbow.
@capercody
@capercody 7 месяцев назад
not really because how is an arrow gonna pierce metal
@nunchuksteev9811
@nunchuksteev9811 Год назад
What is the music? Ty.
@nut4663
@nut4663 5 дней назад
Where do you get armor like this with all the strings for attaching the armor?
@dehydration3651
@dehydration3651 2 месяца назад
Now do it with a full plate
@discord-chan8108
@discord-chan8108 Год назад
Men's fashion if it were actually good
@bimbobaggypants4820
@bimbobaggypants4820 11 месяцев назад
Ummm what would happen if they really needed to pee or poo when dressed in all that armour?
@DragunovSniperElite
@DragunovSniperElite 5 месяцев назад
historically incorrect. by the time of sallets, shoulder protection should be pauldrons, not spaulders with roundels
@brickfoodies
@brickfoodies 9 месяцев назад
Nights: Medieval plate armor is the best armor in the world! Wannna fight? Wait wait let me suit up first no wait wait nooooo…….not fair You have to let me suit up first so I can crush you.
@MadeOfAwesomenessGuy
@MadeOfAwesomenessGuy 5 месяцев назад
Where did you get your arming jacket?
@alantheadventurer9552
@alantheadventurer9552 5 месяцев назад
Wait… where’s the dong armour piece?
@dkb115
@dkb115 11 месяцев назад
Great, now go full plate.
@LoneWolfNick
@LoneWolfNick Месяц назад
I'm probably way too late to the party but I have to ask, is this late 13th century armour?
@NT-sx2bd
@NT-sx2bd 11 месяцев назад
What we don't see in dark souls
@arnijulian6241
@arnijulian6241 4 месяца назад
Why I prefer Brigandine & jack chain as it takes fraction of the time to don & you don't need a squire. Full plate is nice but try putting it on if jumped in the night. I'd rather less armour that is always at hand & why shields are so much better then people give them credit as even naked it is perfectly viable instance action armour. If you can't slap it on in under a minute on your lonesome, then I don't like it.
@plasmakatana8291
@plasmakatana8291 Год назад
Will you please do this with a timer so we can see how long it takes?
@DaddyVeo1911
@DaddyVeo1911 Год назад
Nah, Imma just put on padded cloth armor and jackchain, frak all that.
@An_Orthodox_Scotsman
@An_Orthodox_Scotsman 10 месяцев назад
What if you forget to go peeeeeeee.....
@OliverSandys
@OliverSandys 10 месяцев назад
Sir the city is being attacked! This Mf
@duplop
@duplop Год назад
hello, where did you get your practice swords?
@ruandupreez3802
@ruandupreez3802 11 дней назад
Is this at Les Invalides?
@axel.1358
@axel.1358 Год назад
No crotch armor? I understand the need for mobility, but at least something hanging/wrapping under I mean come on... I can only imagine the amount of cheap shots way back when 🤢
@robinswords
@robinswords Год назад
The hauberk should extend further down. I've been meaning to add to it.
@randomprotogendude748
@randomprotogendude748 8 месяцев назад
Also knights were also on horses, making the crotch impossible to hit unless your 8 feet tall.
@Xyxle410
@Xyxle410 Год назад
I choose you p.20
@dracotitanfall
@dracotitanfall Год назад
Why do you need full chainmail for your torso when most of it is going to be covered by armour? Isn't the historic trend to use one of those padded jackets that are only chainmail in the exposed areas?
@robinswords
@robinswords Год назад
I only have a breastplate and not a full cuirass, thereby prompting the full hauberk. I'd use mail voiders if I got a cuirass as there'd be no point to hauling the extra weight then.
@randomprotogendude748
@randomprotogendude748 8 месяцев назад
Its extra armour, and yes it was a very historical thing to do to put a plate breast piece on chainmail
@Very_Mean_Soup
@Very_Mean_Soup Месяц назад
Why were medieval belts so long?
@py8554
@py8554 8 месяцев назад
So how long did it take?
@sewerwater12
@sewerwater12 Год назад
Now I’m wondering how my dark souls character puts his armor on
@salroun72
@salroun72 Год назад
So out of curiosity, what is your base layer called? Like I know it’s “shirt pants and shoes” but like what are they ever called or am I over thinking it?
@robinswords
@robinswords Год назад
Arming doublet and hose (or yoga pants in my case...)
@dundundada
@dundundada 11 месяцев назад
Is it still called full plate if the back of your legs are exposed?
@DuchessRococoPuff
@DuchessRococoPuff 10 месяцев назад
How long did this actually take to put on? Without the time lapse I mean?
@robinswords
@robinswords 10 месяцев назад
About twenty minutes
@eggabacon
@eggabacon 25 дней назад
Would it be possible to put this armor on on your own?
@robinswords
@robinswords 25 дней назад
I can weasel my way into most of it, but not all of it.
@calimerobebe6245
@calimerobebe6245 Месяц назад
Is it a German armor from 1500-1700
@MrRedman1998
@MrRedman1998 Месяц назад
so how many minutes did it take?
@Ryanfunk080
@Ryanfunk080 Месяц назад
Is there a reason you don’t have gambeson pant legs? Wouldn’t you need padding there too?
@robinswords
@robinswords Месяц назад
I'm wearing an arming doublet which is unpadded. It's stout to help with supporting the armor and prevent chaffing, but offers no actual padded protection. With enough solid plate coverage, padding becomes largely unnecessary. Especially complex armors are actually hindered if you try to pad them out as their articulations have such tight tolerances to the body underneath.
@Lord_Baphomet_
@Lord_Baphomet_ Год назад
Dude what about your Johnson being pinched by those thigh guards? I mean cmon dude don’t you have some protection?
@tangomango2353
@tangomango2353 Год назад
What are those dangling things?
@robinswords
@robinswords Год назад
The cords? Arming points. You lace the armor to them. The straps secure it, but the points are doing a lot of work to keep them in place. If you've ever had to wear a kneepad and it keeps sliding down over time, arming points prevent that sort of thing.
@Iamadumbfool
@Iamadumbfool Год назад
How comes there's no plate or mail etc behind the legs? Plate would obviously reduce mobility so i can see that as a reason, but not even mail? Would this just make knights super vulnerable to attacks from behind in a battle field situation?
@sethdusith6093
@sethdusith6093 Год назад
Knights aren't 100% invulnerable. Hence the whole "stabbing in the gaps of the armour" thing
@Iamadumbfool
@Iamadumbfool Год назад
@@sethdusith6093 yh for sure, just thought it was quite a big gap in the defence that some mail could help with
@smexghoul4889
@smexghoul4889 Год назад
Chainmail at the back of the legs would really impact your ability to ride a horse.
@randomprotogendude748
@randomprotogendude748 8 месяцев назад
Knights were on horses too, therefor alot of the unarmored spots would be blocked by the horse they are riding.
@dhomomemeb1225
@dhomomemeb1225 Год назад
What would you do if you poop while wearing armor?
@cyberwarrior8382
@cyberwarrior8382 Год назад
Nothing, its good for cold weather. Makes you warm.
@randomprotogendude748
@randomprotogendude748 8 месяцев назад
Gross history fact. You had to go in your hoses
@moonrock8329
@moonrock8329 6 месяцев назад
Gyat
@ImmaSpam__________________Can
My dnd character must be really proficient if they are able to don armour in one turn
@santiagosagrera3670
@santiagosagrera3670 Год назад
Bro no crotch protection? Cringe
@Kingdomkey123678
@Kingdomkey123678 Год назад
Knights where primarily mounted, so they usually went with out crotch protection as that would get in the way of riding a horse.
@santiagosagrera3670
@santiagosagrera3670 Год назад
@@Kingdomkey123678 Yeah you're right tbh, I didn't mean he should be wearing a codpiece every day of the week in a 3 year campaing while on horseback; I meant more like a slightly longer chainmail
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