DOOM RAP by JT Music (Remastered) 

Hell: we have you four thousand to one. Doom slayer: “loads shotgun” I like those odds.

Darksouls: You are trapped in a room with demons Doom: Demons are trapped in a room with you

Doomguy: [enters boss room] The boss: *"wait- this isn't my boss music..."*

Helltaker: all demons are queens Doomguy: if she breathes shes a THOOOOOOOT

Hell: *exists* Doom Slayer: Peace was never an option.

"When theres no room in hell, the dead will walk the earth." Doom Slayer: I can fix that

Doomguy was so strong he was decimating the demon population before he even knew what armor was

"In these troubled times, don't you lose sight of yourself." "There's nothing left for you to do." " BUT FIGHT. LIKE. HELL."

demon1: is he armed? demon2: he has nothing but his own 2 hands demon1: WERE DOOMED

Hell: I fear no man. Hell: But that thing. : DOOM SLAYER Hell: It scares me.

2:04 "Better keep your distance, it'll make you safer" the slayer know how to defeat the Corona

God: My children you are all made with love Doomguy in the background: Burn FUCKERS. DON"T TRY RUNNING AWAY I ONLY STARTED God: I accidentally made him when I was mad and possibly high.

No one: The one kid who shows no mercy in nerf battles:

A random person:so is Doom Guy a good guy or a bad guy Me:depends what end of his gun your at

Demon: *tear off DoomGuy's legs DoomGuy: It's fine i can grow a new one......

Dark Souls: *Locked in a room with demons* Doom 2016: *Demons are locked in a room with you* Doom Eternal: *I DESTROYED THE ROOM*

Demon: when I grow up I wan-- Doomguy: No

Demons: *Exist.* Doomslayer: "Your free subscription to life has expired." *Revs chainsaw with religious intent.*

Doomslayer is the ultimate christian

The devil: NO ONE IS GOING TO SURVIVE MY WRATH Doom Guy: *im about to do what's called a pro gamer move*

How to stop demon Gods:❌ Doom Slayer:✅

Anyone else just admiring the glory kills? No? Just me?

Wolfenstein : kill all the Nazis His grandson : kill all the Doom monsters Also Wolfenstein : i'm so proud of my grandson

Mortal Kombat: I am the goriest and bloodiest game DOOM:hold my beer

That moment when you realize the metal music you hear throughout the entire game is Doomguy boss music.

"I know my demons all too well." "Nothing left to do," *"But RIP. AND. TEAR."*

The quiet kid when he pulls out his guns: 3:57

This was THE song that got me to sub years ago! Rip and Tear boys and girls

"They told me to go to hell" "So you know what?" "I did" That's the most epic intro to a song I've ever heard

Satan: Nothing Is Scarier Than Me! Doom-Guy: Moves An Inch Satan: *Satanic Confused Screaming*

0:56 when the long cutscene finally ends

Doom guy is just a beast: He goes to hell to destroy demons Demons go to the earth Doom guy comes back to earth and kills them again

This is doom 2019 everyone

Fun fact in the Doom novels It is said that the Doom Slayer is Catholic. Edit. Why in the name of the gods is this my most popular comment. Like what the hell

here are the lyrics [Intro] (Fight like hell) (Fight like hell) (Fight like hell) (Fight like hell) Beware what lies beneath your feet This hollow ground, where Demons sleep I will uproot these evil seeds And use my fists to keep the peace I told them one day I'd become the most powerful being across the dimensions They told me to go to Hell So you know what? I did [Verse 1] And that might sound ludicrous But that's the truth, and I'll prove it bitch Welcome to Hell, I'm movin' in Someone tell the Devil I'm gonna room with him Have you ever heard of a crucifix? Nothin' but a couple of useless sticks I don't need your hokey Holy Bible bogus, homie Because I'm through with it Do you think that this suit will fit? Thank God, lemme start shootin' shit Lots of power in the Argent Tower And everybody here is abusin' it When I go to work, I might go berserk It all depends what kinda mood I'm in Gut you with a chainsaw, rip your jaw right off Snap your neck with a brutal kick Carnage isn't it gratuitous I got the cleanup crews like "who did this?" What's the matter? Are you new to this? Lemme choose your fate, Doom it is They told me I could rule the world when Hell was frozen over Hold up, is it just me? Or did it just get colder? [Chorus] You have nowhere to go, abandon all hope You have nowhere to hide from the monster inside I know my demons all too well Nothin' left to do but fight like hell [Verse 2] It's in my nature, call me Buffy because I'm a slayer And I'm slayin' well when I'm raisin' Hell Better keep your distance, it'll make you safer My shotgun's gonna turn you to vapor Then I'll make this station a vacant crater I'm a terminator when I wear my Praetor Sending every demon to meet their maker You could say that I'm on pace with Vader Compared to him, my Dark Side is greater Somebody tell Satan, "say your prayers" Make sure his obituary's put on paper Whether you're Baptist, Catholic, Methodist None of that matters, abandon your Testament Bludgeoning Barons, wrecking the Revenants Sever the head, and mess up what's left of it I'm seein' red, forget about etiquette Desecrate every devilish nemesis I'll cut you in half, so you'd better split You'll end up like the rest of these skeletons Fleshy vessels to hellish developments I won't let'em in, I will never quit Pushin' back this infectious malevolence So all of your respect you better give Cause in Hell I'm a veteran resident [Chorus] You have nowhere to go, abandon all hope You have nowhere to hide from the monster inside I know my demons all too well Nothin' left to do but fight like hell (Fight like hell) (Fight like hell) (Fight like hell) [Bridge] Beware what lies beneath your feet This hollow ground, where demons sleep I will uproot these evil seeds And use my fists to keep the peace Flesh and bone, the creatures feed Lock and load my BFG Light them up like TNT Just don't let them see you bleed And in these troubled times Don't you lose sight of yourself There's nothin' left for you to do But fight like hell [Chorus] You have nowhere to go, abandon all hope You have nowhere to hide from the monster inside I know my demons all too well Nothin' left to do but fight like hell (Fight like hell) (Fight like hell) (Fight like hell) (Fight like hell)

Satan: *Hears Mick Gordon OST's behind his Door* Also Satan: "Dear Bible..."

Doom Guy: *Walks in Room* Boss: “Why is my music playing...”

Devil:hears all his demon screaming in internal pain.now the devil is learning how to pray as fast as he can

Roses are red. Demons are nocturnal. Halo may be infinite. But DOOM... is eternal

Old version: Beats that pump you up. Remaster: Somehow chill yet energetic.

0:27 *_"I Told Them One Day. I'd Become The Most Powerful Being Across The Dimensions. They Told Me To Go To Hell So You Know What........ I DID."_* _- The DOOM SLAYER._

"You could say that I'm in pace with Vader Compared to him, my dark side is greater" hits differently after that cut glory kill in which Doom Slayer uses the force on an imp.

Demons:your trapped in a room with us Doomslayer:I'm not trapped in here with you your trapped in here with me RIP AND TEAR

This video: exists RU-vid algorithm: *HIGH PITCHED DEMONIC SCREECHING*

Lucifer:i fear no man but that thing- Doomslayer: *in spotlight* Lucifer:-it scares me

Demons: nothing. Doom slayer: YOUR FREE TRIAL OF LIVING HAS ENDED.

Demon : Doomslayer : I call dibs on your ribs

"Isn't there a more humane way to deal with overpopulation in hell?!" Doom Slayer: "I'm here to help".

How many weapons do you want? Doom guy: YES!

Demons abound, worlds turned infernal Feel the flames of Hell churn, cursed concoction But know as your Doom looms eternal... Peace was never an option. *This one's for you, Daisy.*

Charlie Hazbin: "Is there a more humane way to decrease overpopulation in hell?" Me: Yo, slayer! Doom slayer, in the distance: What? Me, after remembering Charlie is a demon: Not'n.

Demons: *Exist* DoomGuy: So anyway I started blasting

Everybody: You can't remake a good song and make it better JT: *Observe*

2:36 that transition is lit

I like how the 2016 rap is more intense than the Eternal rap

Jesus: I shall be leaving Earth for awhile Devil: *happy demon noises* Jesus: But I leave this with you Doomguy: Yo Devil: TAKE ME WITH YOU

Roses are red Depression is internal *Fortnite is temporary* *AND DOOM IS ETERNAL*

Demons: we have you 700000000000000 to one Dommguy: these odds are fair

Demons:we have you surrounded! Doomguy: *all I am surrounded by is fear, and dead men*

Time to turn the volume up like hell

The old fight like hell was good so is this one.

"What's the matter, are you new to this? Let me choose your fate, DOOM it is." Great line. Fits perfectly

Oh man, They Remastered my childhood.

Alright. They made it. You can stop liking now.

"You have nowhere to go..." That's Doomguy singing that to a Cyberdemon

“They told me to go to hell. So you know what? I DID” I love that part it’s the best out of The Whole song

1:23 2:41 3:56 Yet, they're still one of my favourites.

No one: Demon*exists Doom guy:So you’ve chosen death

Add revenue:sees this video Add revenue:ight imma head out

My dude is an entire one man army

The lyrics between 0:00 and 5:20 go so hard.

Satan: this is where your trapped forever Doom slayer: *loads shotgun* it's free real estate

sees "remastered" in title RIP AND TEAR, TILL........ ITS...... DONE.......!!!!!!

Im a Christian but this shit slaps harder than my parents do

When Doomguy's parents had nightmares, they would go to his room.

dark souls: youre trapped in room with demons litterary any DOOM game: demons are trapped in room with you

"They told me to go to hell" "So you know what?" "I did" That's like the most savage, epic and best intro to a song i've heard and will hear in my whole life!

(cue the F for the dead demons)

I AM MORTAL YOU ARE MORTAL BUT DOOM IS ETERNAL

Doomslayer:*smashes demons head* Phil swift: THATS A LOT OF DAMAGE

Haters: remasters are just the same thing with better quality, nothing good EVER comes out of them JT: *hold my beer*

I never played the DOOM games but this makes me want to play this sick game also sick song

demon: Ill give him chains so he cant escape slayer: Ya dont like your live huh?

Doomguy: *Rip and tear,until it is done.* Demons: Cry in fear,until he is done

No one: JT MUSIC: Recycle, Reuse, Remastered 😍

Doom slayer: exists Satan: *distant demonic crying*

Doom slayer:hey Demon: it's one guy what can he do Satan: why aren't you praying! Demon:why? *looks at satan, sees a headless corpse* Demon:sh- *blood splattering noise*

Doomsayer when he see demons: why don’t I hear boss music? Demons when they see him: why do I hear boss music?

Satan: why is it so over populated here?! Doomguy: yo

3:43 Wow, this is just like 2020 Especially the next like 10 seconds

[Intro] (Fight like hell) (Fight like hell) (Fight like hell) (Fight like hell) Beware what lies beneath your feet This hollow ground, where Demons sleep I will uproot these evil seeds And use my fists to keep the peace I told them one day I'd become the most powerful being across the dimensions They told me to go to Hell So you know what? I did [Verse 1] And that might sound ludicrous But that's the truth, and I'll prove it bitch Welcome to Hell, I'm movin' in Someone tell the Devil I'm gonna room with him Have you ever heard of a crucifix? Nothin' but a couple of useless sticks I don't need your hokey Holy Bible bogus, homie Because I'm through with it Do you think that this suit will fit? Thank God, lemme start shootin' shit Lots of power in the Argent Tower And everybody here is abusin' it When I go to work, I might go berserk It all depends what kinda mood I'm in Gut you with a chainsaw, rip your jaw right off Snap your neck with a brutal kick Carnage, isn't it gratuitous I got the cleanup crews like "who did this?" What's the matter? Are you new to this? Lemme choose your fate, Doom it is They told me I could rule the world when Hell was frozen over Hold up, is it just me? Or did it just get colder? [Chorus] You have nowhere to go, abandon all hope You have nowhere to hide from the monster inside I know my demons all too well Nothin' left to do but fight like hell [Verse 2] It's in my nature, call me Buffy because I'm a slayer And I'm slayin' well when I'm raisin' Hell Better keep your distance, it'll make you safer My shotgun's gonna turn you to vapor Then I'll make this station a vacant crater I'm a terminator, when I wear my Praetor Sending every demon to meet their maker You could say that I'm on pace with Vader Compared to him, my Dark Side is greater Somebody tell Satan, "say your prayers" Make sure his obituary's put on paper Whether you're Baptist, Catholic, Methodist None of that matters, abandon your Testament Bludgeoning Barons, wrecking the Revenants Sever the head, and mess up what's left of it I'm seein' red, forget about etiquette Desecrate every devilish nemesis I'll cut you in half, so you'd better split You'll end up like the rest of these skeletons Fleshy vessels to hellish developments I won't let'em in, I will never quit Pushin' back this infectious malevolence So all of your respect you better give Cause in Hell I'm a veteran resident [Chorus] You have nowhere to go, abandon all hope You have nowhere to hide from the monster inside I know my demons all too well Nothin' left to do but fight like hell (Fight like hell) (Fight like hell) (Fight like hell) [Bridge] Beware what lies beneath your feet This hollow ground, where demons sleep I will uproot these evil seeds And use my fists to keep the peace Flesh and bone, the creatures feed Lock and load my BFG Light them up like TNT Just don't let them see you bleed And in these troubled times Don't you lose sight of yourself There's nothin' left for you to do But fight like hell [Chorus] You have nowhere to go, abandon all hope You have nowhere to hide from the monster inside I know my demons all too well Nothin' left to do but fight like hell (Fight like hell) (Fight like hell) (Fight like hell) (Fight like hell)

Any demon: i am gonna kill you doom slayer Doomguy: this is the funniest shit evet i have sern

Person: i've been to hell and back for this. Doom slayer: first time?

*Loads marauder super shotgun with religious intent.* *holy laughter*

demon: uhm why are there dead demons everywhere? doom slayer: wassup, ready to be ripped in half?

Fortnite: "we will be around for ages." Doom slayer: "You think you're good, doom is eternal"

When I'm old enough to say curse words I'm gonna show this to my dad

Epic

Satan: You trapped in here with all of the demons, Doom Slayer Doom Slayer: *chuckles No, those demons are trapped in here with me

It’s a little weird not hearing “Born into battle, raised by a war, we’re born to battle, cause we’re battle born” at the end