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"Holy Mountains of Flesh" That's the name of Woolie's second studio album, it's much more conceptual than his first: "Pies n' Mahvel" Which featured tracks we all know and love such as: "Where my pies?" "Reading is for Pussayz" "WHEN'S MAHVEL?" "Where the short-haired girlz at?" "I lie when I die" a cover of Elvis' "Viva Las Vegas" and last but not least "I ain't been in a threesome but I been in a pie."
translations 9:18 "everything that walks will end up in the ovens" 14:18 "give back my family, murderers" 14:33 "drink from my blood" 21:29 "jeronimo dirty, jeronimo deformed" 22:58 "murderers, this place is hell, where is julieta? dross wishes you good nights" 23:54 "our flesh is yours oh holy one! flesh saint, satiate our thirst in your crimson abyss, let your blood illuminate us, feed and fill us of the perfect wisdom through the milk of the blessed ones"
I'm Argentinian. The developers who made this game are from my country, so people over here made a big fuzz about it. I don't remember it having that "flesh mountains" subtitle, though. Trust me: It's doesn't sound nearly as foreboding in Spanish.
Every horror game that uses a narrator should get the announcer from Darkest Dungeon. That man was destined from birth to read creepy lines into a microphone
Are people actually complaining about Undertale? Guys, it's been established that Shitstorm will ALWAYS take up the second video spot in October. You should know this considering this is the 4th one.
People who really want to get it on with their non-existent sibling, who try super hard to convice everyone who think it's not okay taught me that "incest is wincest."
+PDolan When Super Mario Maker was the first video of today, you should've know there wouldn't be any Undertale. Shitstorm always takes up the second video spot in October. Been that way since the first one.
Anyone notice how in the concert hall you're allowed to jump onto the stage that is higher than the benches but you're not able to jump onto the benches? Yep, that's early access
Jesus, these type of games are like the gaming equivalents of shit found footage "horror" movies. Jump scare monster, here it is, now here it is again, and guess what's next, here he is AGAAIN
Y'all guys should totes play Song of Saya. Pure, wholesome, Halloweenie fun that's perfect for the channel and the whole family. Just ask Liam, he probably knows lots about it. Or at least one of you knows considering you used a part of the soundtrack for your Divekick video you sick fuc- I mean, gentlemen of fine taste and high class caliber. N-not that I'd know anything about it or whatever.... *loud sweating*
+Reishyn I'd actually love to see them do a Saya playthrough if only just for their reactions. They could always just censor or cut the **ahem** naughtier bits.
+Reishyn I'm glad I'm not the only horrible pervert who caught that sneaky soundtrack cameo. Unfortunately, considering being able to perv on Paz is enough to put them off Peace Walker, I can imagine them having some *serious* issues with Saya. It'd make for some great moments if they actually were ballsy enough to do a video on it, but I think even the best friends would draw the line at SPOILERS statutory rape, even if it's super consensual, hilariously weird, Lovecraftian statutory rape that's technically okay because weird Japanese age of consent laws.
+Melissa Tiernan You could make an argument for Pyramid Head rules but it's not exactly like the game is meant to be titillating anyway. It's more the, "Oh god, what am I watching?! I think I need to hire a therapist now." effect it evokes. Not exactly RU-vid friendly unfortunately. I mean, it is Gen Urobuchi's self proclaimed darkest work. When the writer for Psycho Pass, Madoka Magica and Fate/Zero comes out and says, "Yeah, everything else I've done ain't shit next to this," you know you're in for a rough ride. I would love a website playthrough though I know it'll never happen.
Doorways: Holy Mountains of Flesh? This game better have plenty of doors and many many mountains of viscera and offal with crosses on them to fight off the vampires with. Or should it be a Robin game where he says "Holy Mountains of Flesh Batman! There are too many doorways!"
Just in case anyone's wondering, 9:14 translated means: "Everything that walks ends up on the grill." Which matches the little fliers which say 'asador' (griller) over the crossed-out word 'casador' (hunter or predator)
Hmm so we need light. There's a TV on this cart... with the power plug hanging behind it. Also, we can push it right next to a power bar. Well, this is clearly unsolvable! -_-
All they had to do was plug the TV in after they pushed it to create a beam of light. To be fair the power socket is pretty damn hidden though and you wouldn't naturally walk about staring at the floor.
There's the good kind of darkness that elicits fear of the unknown, and then there's the annoying kind that just makes you want to see where the hell you're going. This game went with the second kind.
The title of the game sounds like what the super best friends see when they enter woolies apartment. Just Woolie laying in bed like a dead cow, mountains of flesh splayed everywhere. You know, from all the people he killed.
That name is so fucking good. I'm willing to bet that the reason they were stuck in the beginning is because Pat was only using one of the mouse buttons.
Hey look a TV, cool. Oh man i wish i had some sort of "light projecting item" that could illuminate the area this TV is facing... Oh well, too tough for me.
Every now and again, for some reason, I have some vague hope that Pat will use his French-Irish skills to decipher the secret mystery jogo code words. And then he starts talking about blood babies. God damn it Pat! You were so close!
You figured out pretty quickly that the creature is averse to light, but then throw your hands up at the first real puzzle because you can't get it even after you move the obstacles around and light up most of the room. I can't even.
welcome back to the unholy eternal abyss where no light can escape and true suffering exists. The Woolie Hole! wait, this is just another shitstorm? augh goddamn it!
