Doug's chat crosses the line for 6 minutes 

They don’t seem malicious just completely clueless and not knowing what restraint is

​@@placeholderdoeThat's the bit.

You mean sentence enhancers?

yeahhh hopefully they fix it in the next update (English V2.1)

Kids. They are called kids. Children. Immature adults. Twitch chat is children.

Priorities

This is why twitch chat is crazy. As much as Doug says not to be silly, he also encourages it. And that only makes it funnier.

It’s a really good question though

It really is a good question though

@@Smileyrat Doug every stream: "No. Just no, chat." (15 seconds later) "Ok, but that would be funny, wouldn't it? Let's do it."

You were dying almost as much as Doug during mariomaker

you were dying almost as much as doug dies in 2D platformers which is infinite

@@shlom5699 seems we made the same joke lol

@@placeholderdoeWell now that you guys made the same joke, it seems there's nothing you 2 can do but kiss behind the Carl's Jr and see where it goes...

@@DeadSpacedOut can we get a THAT in chat?

"Stanley was SO fed up with twitch chat, that he decided to end the stream all together."

It's even more hilarious that it's fucking verbatim lol

That Ezekiel quote is exactly why I laugh when people equate Christianity and wholesomeness. The bible is soooooooo inappropriate for kids!

@@hauntedshadowslegacy2826I remember when I was 9 in CCD and I found “The Circumcision of Baby Jesus” and proceeded to look it up and get scarred for life

That was me!

@@EvilCharles111 Legend

lmfao

Doug hates woman orifices?!😮

It was pride month

You can’t be straight in pride month

@@Mafootion does that mean, that he is not allowed to be Bi?

Men like when women are horny. In Melina's body how could they not try to be as depraved as possible?

they couldnt do it with melina because it would sound too creepy

because there is nothing in the world more unrepentantly openly gay than straight boy humour. and gamers (tm) tend to identify as straight males without a particular predilection towards perceived societal norms of maturity.

@@badflamer straight guys hella gay

Well, there’s nothing funny about “what if this attractive, normal woman, had sex?” But theres an awful lot funny about “what if this vile fucked up monstrosity” had sex.

I thought they were going to say “dickhead.”

Why not both?

Depends on the nature of what he grafts, no? Not all of them would be equal, and partake of the clapping.

@@techno1561 Godrick is a king by divine right and a demigod born of the golden lineage, of course he would only go for the rears that could rival the gods

​@@techno1561non-clappable cheeks are not worthy

@@DasDieDerErik A man calling upon his forefathers to bear witness to his greatness would be shamming himself with subpar checks for real

"grafted cake" is now a cursed addition to my vocabulary thank you

*"Which one do I shhhit out of?* ᴬˡˡ ᵒᶠ ᵗʰᵉᵐˀ"

Play Duke nukem Theme

It sounds like he just considered that possibility as he was asking

That was what broke me in this Video. Not super religious, but damn was it funny.

Doug has said that he knows putting a specific joke into a video turns it into a long term joke that he gets to deal with. Sometimes it's a few weeks, other times he regrets the bunny suit video for a year

​@@magicball3201what video?

Is the full stream worth watching?

@@randomninja7632 I'd recommend it. If you watch it at 2x speed it's only like an hour or two.

@@randomninja7632 yes

*gaydrick the shafted

When did that happen

​@@brycerodriguez244Gaydick the shafted

@@brycerodriguez244 *gaydick the shafted

Gatling Gaydrick the Grafted

I salute y'all's valiant efforts o7

O7

Your welcome

Ace pride hell yeah

*in my abstinence

Doug should be sponsored by Denny's

How do you think he knew? Personal experience.😂

Ive watched this over and over and it gets funnier every time

(1:41)

Really makes you want to run your forty hands through his extremely full head of hair

It's because Doug's chat is actually really creative and funny with the jokes. At least half of them are.

@@MagiSwag Yup, that's why they're the main character

holy shit its suspicious temmie

@@MagiSwag I usually despise Twitch chat but his chat is so funny. I love how he integrates them into his streams.

I don't think he ever really is in full control. It's like a hyper great dane with a kid holding the leash. Hold on thight and try to stear.

@@Smileyrat Well, same with wild animals. Some people keep "tame" ones as pets (I don't advocate for this ofc), but they're never truly in full control. There's just the illusion of a controlled, tame animal.

twitch chat is a wild animal definitely a feline based on that screech 1:41

He said it so formally too. Like it was just a matter of fact, not even a suggestion

I guess chat can't be funny without the shock value of the oversexualized jokes.

No no tts voices breaking is so funny just not for hours on end

​@@KarpetBurnhave you watched any of doug's videos?

The moan turned scream is so good

Kinda like when pcrow shows us his *penny*

I wasn’t even eating and I choked.

​@@monroerobbins7551 Choked on those fabric stretching sex mounds

This cut out quite a bit of the vast crossings of the line. Nearly everything related to the Denny's was cut. Even Doug went over the line regarding the Denny's incedent.

I'm imagining Doug checking his voicemail one day

Is Ezekiel known for odd verses or is it just that one that's famously quoted?

​@@matthewmac5787 Ezekiel is in that part of the Old Testament where God is the most hardcore. Another scripture from Ezekiel: As I listened, he said to the others, “Follow him through the city and kill, without showing pity or compassion. Slaughter the old men, the young men and women, the mothers and children, but do not touch anyone who has the mark. Begin at my sanctuary.” So they began with the old men who were in front of the temple. Then he said to them, “Defile the temple and fill the courts with the slain. Go!” So they went out and began killing throughout the city. While they were killing and I was left alone, I fell facedown, crying out, “Alas, Sovereign Lord! Are you going to destroy the entire remnant of Israel in this outpouring of your wrath on Jerusalem?” Kill the men, women, and children? We know which version of God that Anakin Skywalker worships.

ah, yes. such an offer

Such a tempting offer

MMMMMMM GOT DAYUM DOUG

Well I don't see why not. Plants can do something similar, but typically you'd like to avoid it because it's bad for genetic variety

I don’t think so, we need to remember that grafting is only applying external appendages and not internal, so there likely wouldn’t be any wombs or ovum

More importantly, would it be considered incest or masturbation?

​@@husky0098I'd say selfcest, which I'd imagine is the next level of incest.

@@Ceber300 so would it even be possible to graft women parts? They are basically entirely internal. I feel like, with that understanding of godricks powers, the best that could be done would look like that coat Ed Gein made.

That was me! And I cant even stop watching it \

That's why chat's the main character!

Fr That news was devastating :(

​@@MrRedpanda2442What

​@@MrRedpanda2442I cried the whole day

​@@SirNightmareFueldude how would you not know

He will be missed dearly😔