Skyrim Speedrun, but I get a RANDOM WEAPON every hit 

“Slow” descent?

First oil shots and now this

I read that wrong

DougDoug streams always start out with an idea, then get derailed into a completely random, insane direction.

"Welcome to the rehab circle. Doug, what is it you struggle with?" "I am dependent on horse tilting in Skyrim"

SteAlTh XD

Video Game logic, am I right?

I uh... looted this off him earlier! Putting it back so you can see it!

It's a Bethesda game afterall.

'He gave me this and told me to put it in his pocket if he died. Im just honouring his request!'

The Dawnstar Coast Guard are trying their best damn it

If he paid the bounty he would've gone straight to dawnstar

That guard deserves a mug of mead and a rest at the fire

It shows how the guards really train for everything, considering not only did the guard have to horsetilt just to follow Doug, but he's so good at it that he managed to land within 10 meters of Doug, and after all that he swims through the icy water after Doug just to deliver a sentence.

F-ing bot god damn every comment is just bot spam now a days...

That's exactly why he says he's solves problems nobody has because his solution becomes completely irrelevant to the first half of the video therefore becoming more entertaining lol Edit: what I just typed made absolutely no sense

Ploob

Poob/Ploob Getting through a divorce Betrayal Saying “like” less And now getting through a horse tilt addiction.

@@greatclubsandwich5612 would a bot have created their youtube account 10 years ago? maybe do even the slightest bit of research and consideration before you go around labeling people as bots.

Destroy the dark brotherhood

@@olargol2284 Yes

@@olargol2284 I've never done that in a run, guess I'm starting skyrim again lol

What’s even funnier is that he didn’t even know what it was🤣

@@Cameronbass5150 you gotta merk Astrid

"Check his body! Wait, not yet, hold on, okay, wait, okay now! Check his body! He's a guilty man, officer"

this should be top comment

He's so dedicated

Go touch some Grass you damn bots

@@venomking2188 Thank you

@Blobber Yep

They always say “finally, it’s here”. But where is “here” really, where are we in the grand abyss of space, and will there still be a “here” when we’re long gone? Or is “here” a man made concept with not real weight or power to it

@@disrespect9376 *my brain isn't braining*

Don't forget about Dog Cheese

this is your brain on keto

Ketamine

💀

it was bsway16 jsyk EDIT: or DustRune EDIT: or eldempsey53 EDIT: or dareldoogil

No he doesn't, he just horse tilts to his office

why tho

it only takes 2 minutes when he snorts the horse tilt

@@Br-kc2jy no he needs to horse tilt just to get 18 hours for one trip

@Alfa i omega stronger than a leech like you

Wait a minute... There arent any races in Skyrim!

@@fabanano6158 why is your thing a finger and why did this shock me

@@blu.draigon fingy

Sgt. Maggi, this is your commanding officer. We’ve discovered your stash of horses behind the barracks. Needless to say, we are very disappointed in you, and you have been removed from active duty, effective immediately. You may return whenever you like to retrieve any belongings, with the exception of the horses.

**snorts Horse Tilt**

Man relatable asf

Sending u my best wishes

I read this in the automatic voice Doug has for his streams. 😅😂

I have never horse tiltled myself, but I have had some family get addicted to it. I hope you are recovering well, I know how insidious the addiction is.

At we still all have Mommy Squid.

@Alfa i omega oh wow kittle is so strong

I love seeing loads of bots flood my comments. It brightens my day

@@haydenwebb7370 inner peace!😌

@@haydenwebb7370 I miss the porn ones. These religious ones are a real downer

@@JesusCheeseburger True, the religious ones seem kinda depressing

And an onion, if I recall correctly?

Don’t forget gouda cheese

Lots of dog cheese

Don’t forget raw kedo (idk how to spell it) pancake mix

mininuke launcher? say less

Welcome to the class! Don't mind the bots

Skyrim with chaos mods like this are fun. Skyrim chaos mods that produce two hours of the prologue breaking, not so much.

@Glockenstring more like the hard-to-spot mosquitoes to our good night's rest.

@Glockenstring I wish not.

Berry Bebop is doing a great job!

JESUS KNOCKS ON YOUR HEART AND LONGS FOR YOU TO ANSWER! HE DOESN'T WANT TO SEE ANYONE PERISH INTO HELL. GOD LOVES YOU SO HE GIVES YOU FREE WILL AND A CHOICE TO ACCEPT HIM OR REJECT HIM. TO LOVE HIM OR TO LOVE SIN/THIS WORLD. CALL UPON JESUS & ASK HIM TO FORGIVE YOUR SINS! SURRENDER YOUR WILL & YOUR LIFE TO HIM AND HE WILL GIVE YOU ETERNAL LIFE IN HEAVEN! PICTURE YOUR BEST DAY ON EARTH TIMES A BILLION FOR ETERNITY, THAT'S HEAVEN! NOW PICTURE YOUR WORST DAY ON EARTH TIMES A BILLION FOR ETERNITY, THAT'S HELL! HE WILL GIVE YOU WHAT YOU WANT IF YOU REJECT HIM, TOTAL SEPARATION FROM HIM & HIS BLESSINGS (LOVE, PEACE, JOY, HOPE, REST, ETC). IN HELL YOU WILL BE ALONE, YOU WILL BE HOPELESS, YOU WILL BE IN DESPAIR & AGONY FOREVER! GOD'S STANDARD FOR HEAVEN IS PERFECTION AND ONLY JESUS (THE SON OF GOD, GOD IN THE FLESH) LIVED THAT PERFECT LIFE AND LAID DOWN HIS LIFE AS AN OFFERING FOR ALL PEOPLE'S SINS! YOU CAN CHOOSE TO REJECT JESUS' GIFT & PAY FOR YOUR OWN SIN WITH DEATH (HELL) BUT THAT SEEMS PRETTY FOOLISH! GOD SEES & HEARS EVERYTHING YOU HAVE SAID & DONE. YOU WONT WIN AN ARGUMENT ON JUDGEMENT DAY & YOU CANT DEFEND ANY OF YOUR SINS. WE'RE ALL GUILTY WITHOUT ACCEPTING JESUS' SACRIFICE FOR OUR SINS! MUHAMMAD DIDN'T DIE FOR YOUR SINS, BUDDHA DIDN'T DIE FOR YOUR SINS, NO PASTOR/PRIEST/MARY OR SAINT DIED FOR YOUR SINS, NO IDOLS OR FALSE GODS DIED FOR YOUR SINS, NO ACTOR OR CELEBRITY DIED FOR YOUR SINS, NO ATHLETE OR POLITICIAN DIED FOR YOUR SINS! JESUS CHRIST ALONE DIED FOR YOUR SINS & WAS RESURRECTED FROM THE GRAVE! HE IS ALIVE & COMING BACK SOON WITH JUDGEMENT! PREPARE YOURSELVES! IT'S NOT ABOUT RELIGION, TITHING, CHURCH... IT STARTS WITH ASKING HIM TO FORGIVE YOUR SINS & INVITING HIM INTO YOUR HEART/LIFE, SURRENDER ALL TO HIM! IT'S ABOUT A RELATIONSHIP WITH YOUR CREATOR, DONT WAIT TO CRY OUT! NO ONE IS PROMISED TOMORROW! HE LONGS FOR YOU TO INVITE HIM IN, HE LOVES YOU MORE THAN ANY PERSON EVER COULD, HE CREATED YOU! Jesus answered, “I am the way and the truth and the life. No one comes to the Father except through me."-John 14:6 "But whosoever shall deny me before men, him will I also deny before my Father which is in heaven."-Matthew 10:33 “For the wages of sin is death (hell), but the gift of God is eternal life in Christ Jesus our Lord”-Romans 6:23

@@JESUSCHRIST-ONLYWAYTOHEAVEN sorry but my god is Rainbow Dash

@@JESUSCHRIST-ONLYWAYTOHEAVEN I'm horny for Jesus

Which one was the one they were getting divorced in? I forgot

@@Candy-8448 the invisible car GTA one

@@darkpulsegirl2654 thnx

I swear that was like half of them tho

Don’t forget about moonsugar.

Actually Elden Ring's more open design would probably be well suited to Doug's content espcisally once some more modding support is added

Well he is playing Elden Ring just not on stream. Says he doesn’t think it’s a good stream game. Although I feel like once modding opens up there’s good ideas there. Like could you imagine elden ring but a random enemy spawns every ten seconds lol

He's right... Skyrim is the perfect game, idc what anyone says, i will cover my ears if i have to, NO ONE CAN CHANGE MY MIND

@@DeadSpacedOut Oh really? What about the *Glitches*

@@eartht0ast755 most of the glitches make the game better. the first time i got one hit by a giant and went into the stratosphere, i almost died of laughter.

@Alfa i omega I know this is a bot, but this question IS burning in my mind

See I thought that too, but then during the ad I remembered who I'm about to watch and realized it's never that simple

OH MY GOD KETTLE

YOU: take this *enemy gets a war mace* Enemy: HAHAHAHA IDIOT TAKE THIS *you get a super op end weapon* You: so you haven chosen... DEATH

That would be interesting until you get a magic staff that just summons allies or has some other non damaging effect.

@@deathdude360 When a summoned creature deals damage, the creature despawns and your weapon changes.

@@CEFG100 modding isnt magic

​@@deathdude360Could just have a rule for the stream where if he uses the items effect, he can manually equip a different weapon

Bro I thought the same thing lol

I was looking too see if anyone else noticed that! I believe the boat he landed on is a boat for a bunch of smugglers that you get the captain imprison during the thief's guild( well more like one of the special quest you get when your trying to 100% the guild)

He just has to play the best GTA5 of his LIFE!!

And of course "WHAT IS GOING ON?"

@@TheCat_3 oh lol I forgot the "ON" lemme just change that real quick

If it was Olive Oil this would’ve quickly evolved into “Olive Oil Drinking Simulator” and Skyrim wouldn’t even be on the screen anymore.

same, but i'm proud to be such a loser who's spend thousands of hours both playing and watching lore videos on skyrim. i wear my nerdiness as a badge of honor.

You would be proud

@@DeadSpacedOut do I get one for mincraft or Zelda because I played Skyrim stopped for a bit forgot what I was doing made a new account and didn't get anywhere rinse repeat and the thing it's on is gone I believe

@@blu.draigon Hey, if you put hundreds of hours into any game/series, then it counts as a nerdiness badge of honor and you deserve to wear it with pride, as do we all!

@@DeadSpacedOut yay

and i live by that

he legitimately does olive oil as part of his diet its not a phase