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Doug Stanhope Stand up Comedy
Die Laughing 2002

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@Cutflood
@Cutflood 7 лет назад
Doug Stanhope is one of God's own prototypes. Too weird to live, too rare to die. A hybrid of Tom Waits, Bill Hicks, and other higher level conscientiousness's. All rolled within a smoking, rolling, screaming machine that is only calling to the sleeper within all of us, to waken.
@nickbagelboy
@nickbagelboy 7 лет назад
Cutflood Tom Waits ❤❤ Speaking of which, he needs to make a comeback.
@swampbillies1776
@swampbillies1776 7 лет назад
Cutflood well said
@jimiluvs2spoodge
@jimiluvs2spoodge 7 лет назад
Love the hunter Thompson reference
@MXF11
@MXF11 7 лет назад
You got that from Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas!
@zetetick395
@zetetick395 7 лет назад
Cue entirely redundant comment thread.....
@raggersragnarsson6255
@raggersragnarsson6255 2 года назад
The older you get the more you relate completely to Doug. This is life.
@fattyjaybird7505
@fattyjaybird7505 2 года назад
Lol, speaking of old... " old people shouldnt be running the country" ...this aged well 😛
@benangotti3281
@benangotti3281 Год назад
Truth
@ohmbasa
@ohmbasa Год назад
Very true
@toddwareham
@toddwareham 11 месяцев назад
It's like animal porn
@Forlorn_Mortis
@Forlorn_Mortis 10 месяцев назад
True. Every couple years I rewatch and understand his stuff on a whole new level.
@gein2287
@gein2287 5 лет назад
This man should represent the entire planet when we make first contact with an alien race.
@samyulsan1578
@samyulsan1578 4 года назад
Can i upvote this 100x?
@mattasticmattattack8546
@mattasticmattattack8546 4 года назад
Naw. Thats Reggie Watts my friend.
@from_each_to_each_1848
@from_each_to_each_1848 3 года назад
Especially since Terence McKenna is dead
@GAB-vq7re
@GAB-vq7re 3 года назад
@@from_each_to_each_1848 Terrence would have definitely been the guy for that
@JayG666
@JayG666 3 года назад
@@mattasticmattattack8546 wut?
@brianadams5996
@brianadams5996 3 года назад
'When i go on stage it's like i'm leading you into battle. You're not all gonna be here at the end'. My favorite comedian by far. He doesn't hold back anything.
@Darakkis
@Darakkis 7 лет назад
it's the small things that make him a genius, like when he casually says "two shootings ago ..."
@reemo6990
@reemo6990 6 лет назад
he said TWO SHOOTERS AGO.....small word change but IMMENSELY different. Shootings not really funny...shooters very funny.
@jdc1957
@jdc1957 3 года назад
He is Painfully Intelligent.
@JarthenGreenmeadow
@JarthenGreenmeadow 3 года назад
@@reemo6990 They are both equally funny. However funny you rate it.
@MylotheMask
@MylotheMask 2 года назад
That bit got me🤣🤣
@jesusmejia1334
@jesusmejia1334 2 месяца назад
That shit was hilarious and so accurate 😂😂
@perfecto25
@perfecto25 7 лет назад
"Life is like animal porn, its not for everyone".. Stanhope has the eloquence of Cicero lolol
@TrollHiddenCave
@TrollHiddenCave 6 лет назад
perfecto25 Cicero lol I'm playing skyrim right now!
@tinyturnip7676
@tinyturnip7676 6 лет назад
Animal porn's a little more straightforward than life.
@Akirathedon92
@Akirathedon92 6 лет назад
Dont ever compare stanhopes brilliance to that of a video game.
@SausageFingers420
@SausageFingers420 6 лет назад
You simpletons know Cicero was a Roman senator known for his eloquence, right? Personally, I always thought Stanhope more akin to Cato the Elder.
@chuckcostello6413
@chuckcostello6413 5 лет назад
perfecto25 ll
@TheSeeohhdee
@TheSeeohhdee 5 лет назад
i dont laugh at doug stanhope anymore... i just close my eyes and nod...
@clarencep90
@clarencep90 4 года назад
You've been listening for awhile.
@leannetaylor5313
@leannetaylor5313 4 года назад
I do both
@jpmacc94
@jpmacc94 4 года назад
I nod . .and laugh hysterically
@nuckels188
@nuckels188 3 года назад
@@clarencep90 that and you can't listen to stanhope sober, it's sacrelig
@nicolaikarcher7186
@nicolaikarcher7186 7 лет назад
"You can't commit to an emotion for lifetime." Holy shit that is true!
@uttaradit2
@uttaradit2 4 года назад
or lifeline
@SWIFTY_WINS
@SWIFTY_WINS 3 года назад
Pffft, tell that to Bill Burr lol.
@dps1689
@dps1689 14 дней назад
Some people build their whole personality around that emotion. Especially nowadays how people act like a victim all the time without shame.
@subiesteve2578
@subiesteve2578 7 лет назад
if you believe death leads to eternal bliss then why are you wearing a seat belt? That's one of my favorite bits.
@sethtaylor7519
@sethtaylor7519 7 лет назад
Insane that the crowd reacted in silence. I always enjoy hearing the line.
@DeezNutz-pb5py
@DeezNutz-pb5py 7 лет назад
SubieSteve 25 not every accident is fatal.duh
@skyluke9476
@skyluke9476 5 лет назад
it's because they are in shock at a good point. They have to catch up. Thus why Stanhope lives on in obscurity and K heart does not.
@scrilla4047
@scrilla4047 5 лет назад
I saw this in the comments and waited to hear it. I thought the video skipped because of the silence
@contactkeithstack
@contactkeithstack 4 года назад
If even 1% of the religious truly believed in an afterlife paradise, phenomena like Heaven's gate and ISIS would be common. Similarly if they believed in hell like they believed the sun will rise in the morning you'd have millions upon millions living in relentless existential terror. America would be nothing, nothing, like the way it is.
@michaeldoran4367
@michaeldoran4367 6 лет назад
Comedy is kind of like music where it's hard to choose a favorite, but Doug Stanhope is without a doubt in the conversation for me
@giusepperesponte8077
@giusepperesponte8077 3 года назад
Same, the only person I’d put above him is Carlin, bill burr is up there too, close to, if not tied, any way you slice it, those are my top 3 Edit: also, an amazing underrated comedian is Chris porter, ugly and angry has to be one of my favorite specials ever.
@harryradley
@harryradley 3 года назад
When it comes to having a different angle and smart insights there's no one on Doug's level. I mean, only really bad comedians can't make you laugh, I got a laugh out of fat Bobby Kelly today but Stanhope's reasoning is on a level all of its own.
@sharinganchidori100
@sharinganchidori100 2 года назад
Put a couple of drinks in him and send that soilder right on in
@BlakeNix
@BlakeNix 8 месяцев назад
⁠@@giusepperesponte8077Carlin is a great guy to group in there. I’d put Burr in there too. There’s so many other great comics but those guys seem to have a similar wavelength. That Chris Porter special was great for sure.
@choppertimberland139
@choppertimberland139 4 месяца назад
Don't forget Dolomite and Paul Mooney
@andrewjackdaw2511
@andrewjackdaw2511 4 года назад
"In the last 15 years whatever I've learned it just made me more depressed.." F*ckin' right!
@mbak3d312
@mbak3d312 4 года назад
They say highlight positivity. But i hardly see anything positive at this point.
@donHooligan
@donHooligan 3 года назад
20
@patrickboyle932
@patrickboyle932 4 года назад
I'm inclined to say Doug is underrated but he really couldn't be as great as he is and crawl anywhere beyond the margins of our society ... either way, he's one of the greats
@jaimhaas5170
@jaimhaas5170 3 года назад
His story about helping his mom O.D. is quite intense.
@desynchonosisdragon9108
@desynchonosisdragon9108 Год назад
He's the favorite of many great comedians.
@thewhitelodgery
@thewhitelodgery 2 месяца назад
Fuck it honestly, he seems like he's doin okay with his fanbase - it would be worse watching him sanitize his act for a better career.
@joecseko2
@joecseko2 7 лет назад
"George Bush went to a private school where he was a cheerleader, and lived."
@theycallmethehunter5096
@theycallmethehunter5096 5 лет назад
Joe Cseko that’s my favorite bit XD Funny. The fact that the jocks Dad’s voted him in? Priceless. Lol
@imouse3246
@imouse3246 3 года назад
He's not just dark comedy. He's the black hole of comedy.
@jakeo1209
@jakeo1209 10 месяцев назад
I never heard of this guy. Then he just popped up on RU-vid and now I can't stop watching his videos, which, by the way, all an hour long. There is no such thing as taboo for him. THANK GOD!!!
@penelope1875
@penelope1875 6 лет назад
Currently reading his book "Digging up Mother" . Heartfelt and hilarious. Read it.
@nocturnalferalguitarist
@nocturnalferalguitarist 5 лет назад
I like the testimonial, and with that said I'm wondering if he has an audiobook narrated by him by now. But if not, I'm still buying the actual book👍 👍🖐️plus my like and reply hopefully bumps your comment up some😁
@harryradley
@harryradley 4 года назад
This is Not Fame is brilliant as well. I'm sure everyone's already aware of what a genius Doug is but it has some practical shit like how you can smoke in rental cars and get away with it. Shit like that.
@Xubelo
@Xubelo 3 года назад
I think that’ll be my next book 🙂.
@penelope1875
@penelope1875 3 года назад
@@Xubelo Read it, read it :)
@thewhitelodgery
@thewhitelodgery 2 месяца назад
Digging up Mother was voiced by him in the audiobook (pretty sure), plus he adds so much more content because he deviates from the book with side stories
@FrostyJim6969
@FrostyJim6969 7 лет назад
"Life gave you lemons and you turned it into a golden shower."
@trje246
@trje246 5 лет назад
"eewww"
@traceyroyer25
@traceyroyer25 5 лет назад
Yeah, baby
@tantrika.exotica
@tantrika.exotica 4 года назад
😂🤣😂
@sigmasmegma8514
@sigmasmegma8514 3 года назад
lemonparty
@markbaker749
@markbaker749 7 лет назад
72 'dislikes'!?!? Who accidentally clicks on a Doug Stanhope video? This is his best recording! Absolutely fucking genius. Anyone who doesn't like this is taking up too much space. And oxygen.
@guilhermeholtz9133
@guilhermeholtz9133 4 года назад
Mark Baker Doug’s like animal porn, it’s not for everyone.
@elizabethwinsor-strumpetqueen
@elizabethwinsor-strumpetqueen 2 года назад
Animal porn makes me cum... Baa baa!
@FagenTheArtfulDodger
@FagenTheArtfulDodger 3 месяца назад
Time for another listen Bro!
@MWorsa
@MWorsa 6 лет назад
-Mommy, will God send fire ants for me some day? -Only if you're good, only if you're good and you pray everyday then Jesus sends the bugs for you, goodnight!
@johnnikasjr.8161
@johnnikasjr.8161 3 года назад
brings images of Gahan Wilson cartoons...
@chas7183
@chas7183 Год назад
Doug is without question the GOAT of comedy. By the end of his show, I can hardly breathe from laughing so hard.
@edwarddistefano5143
@edwarddistefano5143 3 года назад
He leaves no intrusive thought unturned.
@michaelperkin3575
@michaelperkin3575 6 лет назад
Going to his gig in three weeks.😊
@onpsxmember
@onpsxmember 6 лет назад
And how was it? How much did it have on the buzz-o-meter?
@herbtenderson7335
@herbtenderson7335 5 лет назад
How was it?
@jesusmejia1334
@jesusmejia1334 5 лет назад
I think he died from laughing.
@MsAdventure531
@MsAdventure531 7 месяцев назад
“Civility is a learned behavior; they don’t have that class in high school.” -Stanhope
@allanox
@allanox 7 лет назад
when i watch porn while listening to Doug Stanhope I am spending time at its utmost productive
@bob2nifty
@bob2nifty 7 лет назад
Ramez N. Fucking hilarious
@onpsxmember
@onpsxmember 6 лет назад
Blort!
@11Kralle
@11Kralle 6 лет назад
Fap-fap-hahahaha...Fap-haha-Fap-Fabloooort!!
@cameronbost7100
@cameronbost7100 5 лет назад
Ramez N. you right
@parkerjeans5777
@parkerjeans5777 5 лет назад
Yeah your going to need some cocaine to even attempt it.
@blackbird5634
@blackbird5634 7 лет назад
"The only reason he's not dead is he can't figure out a way to do it with pudding." -genius
@pbplauralfilms
@pbplauralfilms 6 лет назад
Peak Stanhope. Phenomenal.
@k7u7b7a7
@k7u7b7a7 6 лет назад
explain the pudding part pls? non english native speaker here
@onpsxmember
@onpsxmember 6 лет назад
google pudding, it's hard to harm yourself with that kind of food.
@sarikatimmi
@sarikatimmi 6 лет назад
Eh stick his head in a bowl.of it n suffocate. Am i the only d bag here
@Jordcurious
@Jordcurious 7 лет назад
stanhope is a genius. His proficiency with words is insanely academic. a drunk academic at that
@kenlieck7756
@kenlieck7756 7 лет назад
An alcodemic acaholic...
@indoorgangster
@indoorgangster 7 лет назад
Ken Lieck ok, ok., but ehm..where does it live, Ken? hm? where does it live ,?
@kenlieck7756
@kenlieck7756 7 лет назад
An old condemned Ithica... Catholic school?
@kenlieck7756
@kenlieck7756 7 лет назад
Or... An Alcalde in Mexico's hallway?
@skyluke9476
@skyluke9476 Год назад
I realized just now, hes squidward if squidward had started drinking. Creative, cynical, self aware, lazy but also very motivated, kind but also blunt, says things how they are and not what people want them to be. Hates doing things would rather stay home, but also for some reason always finds a way to get himself into crazy adventures even if he doesn't think he wants too
@BlakeNix
@BlakeNix 8 месяцев назад
This photo looks like this gig sounds. Perfect.
@Supergoon1989
@Supergoon1989 3 месяца назад
im supposed to be at work, they gave us a half an hour of 'wellbeing time' for our mental health, so i've decided to use it productively, and go watch a load of Doug Stanhope for 30 minutes! I'm sure that's exactly what they had in mind!
@SpectaclePictures
@SpectaclePictures 2 года назад
This is upper level. Poetic comedy. Homeboy is a frickin poet.
@vinniedejoris7041
@vinniedejoris7041 5 лет назад
Late to the party: several weeks ago I inadvertantly stumbled upon this incredibly rare genius, this amazing comedy anomaly, and I immediately found myself consumed by regret & disappointment - I'm horribly embarrassed I didn't discover Mr. Stanhope's phenomenal performances much sooner than early 2019. When I think about the dozens of hours wasted watching/listening to droves of talentless, sanitized hacks pillaging what's left of the once-sacred comedy stage, I want to scream toward the heavens to reclaim the time I pissed away on "comedians" who couldn't come close to being an infected ingrown hair on raw, edgy, brave comedy gods like Carlin, Pryor, Williams, Hicks, Burr, Geraldo, and now - for me - most certainly, Doug Stanhope. Catching a Stanhope show in-person has just shot to the top of my very lean bucket list.
@professormancaptain4210
@professormancaptain4210 5 лет назад
Vinnie DeJoris discovering things in time is so things happen; doesn't matter when. His material is beyond gold.
@clivewells7090
@clivewells7090 3 года назад
Don't beat yourself up about it: allow me - bagsies!
@clivewells7090
@clivewells7090 3 года назад
You think you're late to comedy. Put: 'Best Guitar Duel Ever' into RU-vid and regret your audible history!
@reinerfunden3205
@reinerfunden3205 2 года назад
watching him since ten years, from Gerrrrrmany. Why is this guy not more popular?
@MsAdventure531
@MsAdventure531 7 месяцев назад
Because of the pathetic tRumpers in the Murica
@Acceptablehandleaheada2.-_
@Acceptablehandleaheada2.-_ Год назад
His voice in combination with his belch gives a comedian Krusty/Rick Sanchez combo.
@scottdodge6979
@scottdodge6979 3 года назад
I've been digging through the stand up I missed out in. I have to say this is the most original act I've heard in a while.
@mr.nicely9145
@mr.nicely9145 3 года назад
find No Refunds
@MrMattcarey
@MrMattcarey 7 лет назад
Girl heckler; "ten more minutes" Doug;" Why ,you about to come?"
@krazyzyko
@krazyzyko 6 лет назад
+James D any interruption to a stand up act counts as a heckle
@RandomPlaceHolderName
@RandomPlaceHolderName 5 лет назад
@@zacariasblanco6714 Look at that angry paragraph, damn...
@dunedad6738
@dunedad6738 5 лет назад
@@RandomPlaceHolderName I get angry too when I don't get to come very often. ;)
@frond8951
@frond8951 5 лет назад
Zacarias Blanco i guarantee you that it was a spelling mistake or he doesn't know the distinction, instead of some part of a larger plot to erode society's definition of acceptable discourse. i mean yeah fuck political correctness but if your victim complex about it is so strong that you write a paragraph about some internet stranger saying "come" instead of "cum" because you perceive it as some slight against your freedom of speech, then ur probably taking things too seriously. that being said i just wrote a paragraph too, fuck
@adamclark9253
@adamclark9253 4 года назад
Come??? I don’t think that’s what he meant,,,, cum seems right
@MoraleToad
@MoraleToad 7 лет назад
So he sent an army of fire ants to tear through the drywall and then slowly chew her to death where she lay there defenseless
@kellysmith8731
@kellysmith8731 7 лет назад
WT . . ?
@SkateSka
@SkateSka 7 лет назад
Only if you're good :}
@mantequilla404
@mantequilla404 5 лет назад
Thanks, Jesus.
@vanjonesen
@vanjonesen 6 лет назад
Doug speaks the truth on so many levels, far and away the best comedian out there today!! but he may have missed another word - COWARD AND HERO are the 2 most worn out used up words in the English language, just because your shot doesn't make you a hero, just like running at the sound of gunfire doesn't make you a Coward.
@kenlieck7756
@kenlieck7756 7 лет назад
I attended the taping of his Seeso special "DS & Friends" in March, and I can vouch for the quality, so keep a jaundiced eye out for that!
@freedomwatchdog2495
@freedomwatchdog2495 6 лет назад
"No one ever saw my natural ability ...; etc ...." To me that is beyond genius.
@RustinChole
@RustinChole 7 лет назад
FUCK! So good. Can't believe I missed this guy live so many times. Never again.
@llutane2
@llutane2 6 лет назад
Ive seen him twice and i was sober the second time. He is the best and even better live. Dont miss him next time
@RustinChole
@RustinChole 5 лет назад
West coast.😐
5 лет назад
This is how comedy is supposed to be.
@jamesking1033
@jamesking1033 7 лет назад
Best...comedian...ever.
@tylermay640
@tylermay640 6 лет назад
James King u got that right buddy
@ironsave3201
@ironsave3201 5 лет назад
Bill Burr number 1. Doug number 2.
@plkelly72
@plkelly72 5 лет назад
Nope
@clivewells7090
@clivewells7090 3 года назад
@@ironsave3201 swapsies.
@sigmasmegma8514
@sigmasmegma8514 3 года назад
@@ironsave3201 Hicks*
@matthewbarrack5216
@matthewbarrack5216 4 года назад
40:38__"When i get on stage i feel like im leading you into battle,your not all gonna be here in the end"_______ Douglas Mordecai Stanhope
@matthewbarrack5216
@matthewbarrack5216 4 года назад
Holy shit Did i just figure out italics
@ranchurdhimster4955
@ranchurdhimster4955 3 года назад
Didn't figure out that it's _you're*_
@jdc1957
@jdc1957 3 года назад
Mordecai ............ That explains a lot.
@guybrushthreepwood3054
@guybrushthreepwood3054 6 лет назад
"Shut up and eat the fucking hair!" I'd put that on the wall of my restaurant...if i had one.
@kc-gl9wv
@kc-gl9wv 6 лет назад
Nobody can say milky cataract eye like Doug Stanhope.
@rickpur100
@rickpur100 7 лет назад
The evolution of MADD is pretty fascinating - the lady who created it got forced out of her own organization because she wasn't neo-Prohibitionist enough...
@zandarx
@zandarx 5 лет назад
...one of the worst money mongering orgs out there... interesting list of Provincial Liquor vendors as sponsors... LABATT at one point too...
@mikej8951
@mikej8951 4 года назад
Isn't it amazing that that group can even exist? Why are a group of women who got fucked and got impregnated or adopted a kid are all of a sudden against 1 thing inparticular? It couldn't be because they're trying to overcompensate for the fact that they are so depressed with their own lives that they have to adopt some other cause that they really don't do anything for other than say "I'm against this". Wow it's really tough to be against things in life. Why didn't I think of that a long time ago.
@mikej8951
@mikej8951 4 года назад
To be honest who cares. The group is based around a mental illness anyway.
@francescoc.6591
@francescoc.6591 4 года назад
“Life is like Animal Porn,.... it’s not for everybody”.... wow,.... I wholeheartedly believe that although life may not be wonderful all the time it has the potential to be for some time and that’s worth living for. But what a line , cracked me up from here to the moon,... absolutely brilliant....
@randybeeman7823
@randybeeman7823 4 года назад
I appreciate his astute observations , even more the no holds barred . Brutal honesty ! Plus he's paid his dues . A real person ,his mom's stories prove it . Providing it wasn't apparent previously . Saw early clip late 90's w/ mullet . Young pup then. Good People
@TheGamer-mj8nc
@TheGamer-mj8nc 4 года назад
Haha got to love him "My dad used to wash my mouth out with soap" "But that was just to get rid of any traces to DNA "😂😂
@dashpratt4097
@dashpratt4097 2 года назад
Such an underrated comedic genius!
@YaoEspirito
@YaoEspirito 3 года назад
"Put a RU486 in her drink, like a roofie... Spittin' out stillborns in the sawdust..." 😅😅
@scottyrush1523
@scottyrush1523 2 года назад
What a beautiful mind! Doug is the best
@BillM1960
@BillM1960 7 лет назад
Doug is one of the greats. Hope he's around for many years to come.
@UnexistingChannel
@UnexistingChannel 7 лет назад
Bill Mayhew what are the betting odds on his suicide?
@BillM1960
@BillM1960 7 лет назад
He's talked openly about it more than once. I kinda feel the same. I don't want to die a slow death or suffer if it comes to that, it's on the table. Can't fault that.
@stevex8409
@stevex8409 7 лет назад
I can understand that.
@tezzo55
@tezzo55 6 лет назад
:-) Either you too are an alcoholic, or you are being ironic - which is it? :-)
@tezzo55
@tezzo55 6 лет назад
:-) Hee hee! :-) The "smiley" upsets you, because you take that awful depressant, called alcohol, and all signed of happiness are anathema (look it up) to a booze-sui-cider like you. So you try to discredit all positivity :-)
@sawthemin77
@sawthemin77 3 года назад
the only comedian that ever made my stomach hurt .
@jasonharvey4028
@jasonharvey4028 7 лет назад
Love this guy.
@michaeldietz9026
@michaeldietz9026 4 года назад
Legendary standup set. Just his ability to go from recognizing the guy who gave him the drink to remembering the email contents to finding out the guy got back with her than riffing for a minute then segwaying back into material is insane.
@moribundxix
@moribundxix 2 года назад
I have never laughed so hard so many times... I can't even follow that with a joke it's just the most I've ever laughed
@MXF11
@MXF11 7 лет назад
I wish I had two more hands. So, I could give this four thumbs up!
@Turco949
@Turco949 3 месяца назад
"Coward is the most misused word in society right now". Ironically, after couple of decades "hero" became the most misused word. He is definitely one of my top 5 favorite standup comedians.
@polreamonn
@polreamonn 4 года назад
Maximum age for president? Who's on board in 2020?
@montanan832
@montanan832 3 года назад
Maximum age for the president or leader of a country should be between 54 and 58 somewhere. People older than that are out of touch know-it-all's in 99.9% of the cases who refuses to learn new stuff, change their mind or opinions no matter what and doesnt listen to reason or listen to anyone younger than themselves because of their childish egotistical "im older so im automatically right and smarter than you" Minimum age should be 28.
@natanunorthodox
@natanunorthodox 3 года назад
That was the best part. 31:16...SBN
@doseofrealityblank7955
@doseofrealityblank7955 3 года назад
@@montanan832 trump is 70 something and on point. The obly president ive seen call out media and government. Dude is a badass and they hated him for calling people on thier bullshit. So they harrassed him for 4 years and then cried when he told people to fight for thier rights and thier country.
@robshepherd3782
@robshepherd3782 2 года назад
Retirement age for all politicians should be the same as everybody else.
@cupidstunts1879
@cupidstunts1879 4 года назад
"... she sniffs a shot of Yeager" LMMFAO
@JEUNGURA
@JEUNGURA 3 года назад
Jäger*
@musicartguy1
@musicartguy1 3 года назад
It is so sad to me that I can share the best comedy in the world with like two other people.
@stefanmore5454
@stefanmore5454 3 года назад
I cannot ad to the second hand smoke in a AA meeting. Live forever friend. xD
@nonexistenceisbliss9528
@nonexistenceisbliss9528 5 лет назад
“life is like animal-porn, it's not for everybody”. My new favorite quote! :)
@russellpeffer7736
@russellpeffer7736 3 года назад
@ 5:18 someone shouts "Here here!" Like its 1752 lmao
@MurphmanCometh
@MurphmanCometh 3 года назад
Probably the same guy that said he was three score and ten years old
@russellpeffer7736
@russellpeffer7736 3 года назад
Haha probably!
@FagenTheArtfulDodger
@FagenTheArtfulDodger 3 месяца назад
I heard "Here Here" as I started reading this comment. Crazy I tell ya!!!! Had to check the time stamp to see if I was there.. and I was. 🤯
@A_Dopamine_Molecule
@A_Dopamine_Molecule 3 года назад
What he said about high school is too true... There's no serious consequences and the highs you'll feel as a teenager will be the best highs of your life. Adderall and weed got me through those years perfectly.
@johnhughes1783
@johnhughes1783 3 года назад
We were all second hand smokers when dad was driving in the winter. SHS kept us kids all cool and collected, maybe not but it didn't hurt morale on long trips.
@patrickbedruz6475
@patrickbedruz6475 3 месяца назад
14:50 Hell yeah, never knew Doug had a bit with Kobe in it. Rip
@Acceptablehandleaheada2.-_
@Acceptablehandleaheada2.-_ Год назад
"Life is like animal porn, it's not for everyone." Oh, the colorful mosaic prose that slippeth from thy bountiful lips.
@kisercore666
@kisercore666 7 лет назад
"ever drink so much your liver hurts to the touch?" yes, yes I have. fantasize about having someone scrape the scar tissue off the ol' organ drinking to stave off withdrawal right now
@drakoinx
@drakoinx 3 года назад
I feel bad for you... cause in the same boat lol
@Robertodette
@Robertodette 4 года назад
I learned how to smoke weed in high school - and its been a skill I use every day of my life
@johncramsie534
@johncramsie534 6 лет назад
Doug the th/dr inking mans comedien. No one comes close to this mans originality.
@randybeeman7823
@randybeeman7823 5 лет назад
Mitch Hedberg was pretty good as well.Lenny Bruce was a wild card and helped start being able to say what's on most normal level peoples mind but at that time ,they were to uptight. Now to P.C.
@reginaldtupplesworth-hackn1688
Dark as dark gets. Hilarious.
@benangotti3281
@benangotti3281 Год назад
Stanhope. The most underrated comedian behind Patrice O'Neil. Glad he's still here.
@kamelkadri2843
@kamelkadri2843 Год назад
Patrice O'Neil Never heard of him Thanks, I'll check him
@haloslipping3218
@haloslipping3218 Год назад
Stanhope is by far the goat, Patrice may have gotten better if he didn't die, but Patrice's stand up doesn't compare to Stanhope, Patrice was best at being in the moment on o&a, no one was quicker on the spot like Patrice
@Relayzy1
@Relayzy1 10 месяцев назад
​@@kamelkadri2843damm i envy you... so many lolz 2 be had...
@Relayzy1
@Relayzy1 10 месяцев назад
​@@haloslipping3218well that's you like your opinion man, Pat tha GOAT man smh
@jamesclark6487
@jamesclark6487 9 месяцев назад
​​@@haloslipping3218you simpleton. You're trying to compare comedians instead of enjoying both.
@revkenordquist
@revkenordquist 5 лет назад
He's been the favorite of other stand-ups for a good while now. STILL my favorite - Anthony Jeselnek is brilliant - of course Steven Wright, unique well thought out short and twisted, like Emo Phillips...that Daniel Tosh can just KILL non-stop...Dave Chappelle is one of a kind funny as hell.... Louis CK, Chris Rock, Bill Burr, - there's a LOT of good talent out there like Dave Atell and Lewis Black not to mention the ones who've died the last few years - but to me Doug is the total package. I've never heard him do anything LESS than hilarious - From his young long haired days til today he's been the guy other comics envied
@adamclark9253
@adamclark9253 4 года назад
Half your list pissed me off,, Tosh, Chappell, Atell suck
@sg2massive
@sg2massive 4 года назад
Just a few more Pablo Franscisco , Lee Evans ,Russel Peters, Derek & Clive, Ricky Gervais, Jerry Sienfield , Jimmy Carr , Jim Carry , Jim Gaffagan, Kat Williams, Frankie Boyle, Robin Williams , Jack Dee, Jim Davidson, Victoria Woods , Brian Regan.
@clivewells7090
@clivewells7090 3 года назад
No Patrice..?
@clivewells7090
@clivewells7090 3 года назад
@Thomas Roman Jeselnik is to slow, Tosh is cool.
@FagenTheArtfulDodger
@FagenTheArtfulDodger 3 месяца назад
Corey Holcomb and Lavalle Crawford.
@aaronhuneycutt5738
@aaronhuneycutt5738 6 лет назад
doug for president, 2020!
@lesliefulton9219
@lesliefulton9219 4 года назад
Mans a legend, even if its only in his own mind. ;) Thanks Doug, all those laughs were really worth it.
@evergreenrider
@evergreenrider 7 лет назад
thanks for the upload
@kevinweddell822
@kevinweddell822 5 лет назад
The fire ant bit just slays it.
@denethorr3
@denethorr3 4 года назад
this is the best comment section on youtube.
@willthomas3399
@willthomas3399 2 года назад
"I'm taping for a CD all weekend, it's already apparent this night isn't gonna be a keeper"
@vicvega861
@vicvega861 7 лет назад
Thanks big time for the upload!! Fuck yeah!
@nawforreal6833
@nawforreal6833 7 лет назад
the last joke of this is by far the funniest and definitely worth listening to. the whole thing was funny much appreciated I needed to laugh
@ManicMonkey84
@ManicMonkey84 4 года назад
"Like a bird's nest full of raw meat and bacon grease." --Doug Stanhope on the elderly female anatomy. --2002
@arisingtide4974
@arisingtide4974 4 года назад
That's so gross, I love it
@davidoberlin4186
@davidoberlin4186 5 лет назад
"Id rather be oblivious again"
@strangersound
@strangersound 7 лет назад
"I'm hoping the Laugh Stop check don't bounce." LOL! :D
@laxerolje
@laxerolje 7 лет назад
onpoint as usual
@Knight451
@Knight451 6 лет назад
Doug you are my spirit animal.
@chaztitan6457
@chaztitan6457 6 месяцев назад
Favorite comedian, hands down
@anonymous2513456
@anonymous2513456 3 года назад
the most under rated american comic of all time
@Relayzy1
@Relayzy1 10 месяцев назад
Nooe
@Zen_Modeling
@Zen_Modeling 3 года назад
🐐- Never get tired of this set...😂😂😂
@MrOutstraight
@MrOutstraight 7 лет назад
ty 4 upload
@image30p
@image30p 6 лет назад
Wow, this was great performance.
@numbskulI
@numbskulI 7 месяцев назад
Stanhope is my Spirit Animal
@thetimeis1517
@thetimeis1517 6 лет назад
Doug is such a wise man!
@I_AM_BAYTOR
@I_AM_BAYTOR 7 лет назад
21:45 Talkin about Santana high school, I almost went there. Instead I went to a school 20 miles away that had a shooting a year later. Fun stuff.
@indoorgangster
@indoorgangster 7 лет назад
Stone Cold Stipe I'm from Holland dude but what I hear about your school systems in combination with this (gun)crazy culture you seem to have, im surprised it doesn't happen on a weekly basis. NRA-lobby should push for open-carry in highschools
@deansmith6118
@deansmith6118 6 лет назад
indoor gangster - It only happens in states where firearms are very restricted.
@traceyroyer25
@traceyroyer25 5 лет назад
MASTER BAYTOR?
@traceyroyer25
@traceyroyer25 5 лет назад
James Klette False Flags to push the Leftist Loonies' & NWO's "no more guns" agenda. Fake News (mostly).
@i.kaminskiy7563
@i.kaminskiy7563 6 лет назад
so far everything he says brutal and truthfull .
@anactualalpaca7016
@anactualalpaca7016 3 года назад
CLACK CLACK, POOMWAH
@ItsANiceDayAlways
@ItsANiceDayAlways 5 месяцев назад
My brother was a full tilt alcoholic. Died 56yo of liver disease. Held his hand when he breathed his last. Doug will go the same way. Funny man.
@OomBok
@OomBok 7 лет назад
You're doing God's work, son
@EmeraldSunshine
@EmeraldSunshine 7 лет назад
Yes! Someone has to be right
@TonykThemaninpink
@TonykThemaninpink 7 лет назад
your aware he is an atheist right?
@TonykThemaninpink
@TonykThemaninpink 7 лет назад
ohhh that's nice...you must be a trump supporter...good luck knocking your sister up, hope your dad isn't pissed you stole his girlfriend
@TonykThemaninpink
@TonykThemaninpink 7 лет назад
real snappy insult there buddy, way to be original!
@TonykThemaninpink
@TonykThemaninpink 7 лет назад
ohhh you gonna tell you mommie on me???
@wokafloka7192
@wokafloka7192 7 лет назад
he is the best ever eeeeeeeveeeeerrrrrrr
@messierselbow103
@messierselbow103 4 года назад
“Clack-clack POOM-WAH!”
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