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These conversations could kill a victorian era child

Thank you so much! I learned today that I’m autistic, neurotypical, a male manipulator, and a virgin.

there's no way i just watched Jay and Silent Bob call me an autistic virgin for 19 minutes straight

what in the chronically online is this

how weezer didn't end up in autistic virgin is beyond me

the whole thing about deftones fans wanting a goth girl and not knowing about type o negative was so fucking accurate i lost it

This is online music culture summed up perfectly. A couple dudes being super negative and making fun of people while simultaneously acknowledging that they know who every one of these artists are.

“Found it on Spotify then heard it all over tiktok later that day” core

Watching this as someone who likes a ton of these bands as a woman is hilarious, I feel like I just walked into an all guy sleepover on a conversation I wasn’t supposed to hear

You guys should make this chart into a shirt Edit: They actually did it

The thought of Burzum being "cancelled" is hilarious to me, varg built his identity on being a racist murderer before anyone knew what cancelling meant

calling car seat headrest a guy in glasses who screams about girls gave me a physical reaction

Weezer as true neutral puts the scientific validity of this chart at risk.

Frugal aesthetic of the music community

as neither a male nor a manipulator, i thoroughly enjoyed seeing the vast majority of my music taste put into male manipulator

I like how the male manipulator side works for both male manipulator (guy that uses music to impress and manipulate women) and male manipulators (girls that listen to those bands usually manipulate guys)

I love how you guys subtextually said if you're not a male manipulator you're never getting laid

I really don’t think Americ anFootball is male manipulator, all of their fans are either virgins or suburban dads (which is the closest thing someone who had sex can be to a virgin)

I loved the amount of seriousness you guys brought to this you can easily tell that these were not jokes but real observations and analysis. As well as the level of nuance that was brought when deciding which categorizes each artist falls under.

I was waiting for sewerslvt, as a big sewerslvt fan myself (literally my top artist for 2 years straight and also my hyperfixation) i know she did bad things but i love her so much i just hope shes doing better

Finally, the new political spectrum.

Tv girl, although one of my favourite bands, needs to be WAY more male manipulator. WAY more.

the fact that neither nirvana or the beatles were on the list makes me cry

not me over here clicking on this video because I saw like half of the bands that I listen to on the thumbnail (Weezer, Radiohead, and The Smiths)

I feel personally attacked, and I loved every second of it.

enlightened hip hop enjoyer is pure character assassination for me, thank you for the identity crisis

using this as a reference for my main playlist, thanks for the artists i forgot about

three minutes and thirty seconds into this and you’ve already gotten my top three. damn

this is why i never get into communities and just listen to the bands

You guys have every chronically online unhinged music nerd profile pinpointed out perfectly. It’s almost like a thesis study on these people. I’m impressed you guys did a very good job on this

I love so much listening to music so underground like Hardcore/Hardstyle because you'll never see any of those genres in these compilations because they're so NOT mainstream that nobody talks about them or their communities :D

These are literally the worst music opinions of all time.

OK I’m going to drop a take: the autistic male manipulator is actually really hard to spot in the wild, because he has a tendency to listen to more “Neurotypical male manipulator quadrant”music when with the hoes. Why? Because to be the autistic male manipulator must be good at masking to successfully play the game. They are the Dark Side Of the Moon that is the “she let me hit ‘cause I’m goofy” autistic male archetype.

I always love when people have wide spectrums of musical diversity, like who tf is American Football, idk I’m too busy listening to the same Radiohead album

i think seeing artists i've listened to (and if not, at least heard of) on here, and understanding the terminology you guys are using, might've made me evaluate on the kind of person i am methinks

i love this vid sm

love how aphex twin is now just being described as "breakcore jungle or whatever" likes hes just another breakcore artist or some shit

Psychology was never the same after this video, A discovery adjacent to Freud discovering psychoanalysis.

Skimming through your videos to try and find my favourite band is so fun bc we're basically nonexistant now! W for us fr!!! (not saying which band for obvious reasons, I am very smart)

bruhhh, u got all my favs in "found it on tiktok" and I have never downloaded tiktok lmao (Fight Club fav movie, Pixies fav band ofc)

As a hardcore Gorillaz fan i am deeply offended by the “found it off tiktok” category

jesus christ you know its bad when you listen to all of these 😭

saved my dayyyyyy! love to you and you and u uh

Thank you neopunk fm

how you guys aren't laughing even once through this is pretty dope.

damn, so many of my favorite artists all across the spectrum

damn this was excellent

I gotta love people still equating Pegged boy to Death Grips. It's perfect.

radiohead and the smiths being 2 of my favourite bands has made me question reality

great vid

I've never heard of like 97% of these bands I didn't know there was this much music out there

I don't think I'm autistic but those early 000's/ late 90s racing OSTs go absolutely crazy

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="700">11:40</a> “screams about girls and their feelings about said girls” I don’t think Car Seat Headrest fans are screaming about GIRLS

bro thank you for the new music, I fall into the "Male Manipulator" and "Neurotypical" side since liking Tame Impala and Arctic Monkeys already. Thank you bro!

The outro goes crazy

as an avid radiohead fan i am proud to say that i completed my first 10K run today. unfortunately i whould also like to share that, i am in fact a virgin

These dudes are always critiquing fanbases that they look just like 😂

Every now and then I return to this video

I feel like Elliot Smith is in a tier of its own here, there's a gargantuan jump between listening to something like The Less I Know The Better and King's Crossing.

It's so weird being a pre tik-tok deftones fan. Like i'm ofc not an original long time fan, but I also feel like my relationship to the band is different than fans who found out about them through tik tok. I don't really understand how they came to be associated with Goth, because most goths I know listen to stuff like Bauhaus and The Cure. Emo, Goth, and Alternative have kind've been combined into a catch-all term for anyone who listens to anything outside of the 'mainstream'

Glad to see sewerslvt still has such a positive reputation

this was life changing btw

That duster placing was god sent

I saw the aphex logo and clicked, this vid is fucking hilarous lmao, and yeah I am 100% autistic.

tame impala needs to be so much further on the male manipulator scale

You forgot Ken Ashcorp who 100 percent has basically every single tag on there

using this to make a playlist

As an autistic virgin (no longer virgin) this was pretty accurate as i listen to death grips, aphex twin, machine girl, 100 gecs etc etc

“The girls that I’ve met that like Death Grips act like guy virgins in a sense” I felt really called out by this. Im contacting my lawyer

I was not expecting to be IMMEDIATELY called out when I clicked on this video. I’m hurt.

Real talk, this visual representation form is amazingly informative

Radiohead definitely had to be placed in neurotypical for sure

As a beep boop listener (aphex, bjork and not mentioned like boards of canada), this left a fucking tumor in my brain, great video👍

brilliant.

the way u guys talk this in serious and proffesional tone 😂😂

After hearing the description for Beep Boop I'm never going to complain about a character archetype in a series being a cliche ever again because the level of accuracy in that description would probably shock even Benjamin Poindexter. Granted, I've never been in a position to be offered ketamine specifically. Definitely other drugs, though.

Hello everyone. I'm a regular dude in my mid-40's. Honestly, I don't get into placing music into so many different sub-genres. That being said, if I had to say, I was a metalhead in my youth and well into my teen year's. Weezer was starting to get some airplay on the local alternative/college radio station (a time before music was one click away on the internet.) Anyways, I scored some free tickets to see them play at the local technical college. They put on a really awesome show! On top of that, a friend and myself drank some mushroom tea. It was in the fall, and the weather was cool and crisp that night. After the show I ended up laying on the side of a grass covered field, while waiting on my friend who was talking up some chick's. It was a peaceful memory I will always cherish. Well, I thought I'd share that just for the sake of sharing. Take care folk's and I want to wish y'all all the best in life!

Those last 10 seconds is one of the craziest things i've ever seen.

i think what hurt me the most was to just keep seeing bands i know come up. i knew EVERY SINGLE ONE and now im rethinking my life so men dont think im undatable and a horrible person

if this video format isn’t already popular it’s about to be, good shit boys

calling it now, by the end of the year these guys will have at least 500k subs

this video changed my perspective

Man... I love Radiohead... You are killing me!!

not gonna lie I was really expecting Car Seat Headrest to be instantly blasted in the top right corner

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="701">11:41</a> “screams about their relationship and feelings about girls” Car seat headrest: 🧍🏻‍♂️

I love all your videos, guys! They always educate me and also show me how much of a loser virgin male manipulator I am! I feel great after watching!

Love y’all

As a Sematary fan, I agree with being autistic, but I channge my bedsheets more then Sematary fr fr

Thank you, i found that today I am the whole package!

I love that u guys were probably like one day, “yo we should make a channel and just talk about music and stuff”, and it happened.

While they aren’t wrong, this is ironically a super virgin concept for a video.

i literally adore all the artists in the beep boop section, this is a hate crime

My favorite hobby is watching this and pretending like I know what they’re talking about

I saw Mac Demarco live back in 2014 when I was 21 or so and I remember standing in line getting shit faced with my buddies when we realized that we were the only legal adults in line. I remember thinking, “I dig the tunes but I dunno if this is my scene”

this is one of the funniest videos i’ve ever seen

You guys are truly doing the Lord's work. Best channel on youtube!

Calling pixies generic was insane

I can’t believe I listen to every single one of these artists

you guys underrate sunny day real estate wayyy too much