*Batman:* "You're going to Arkham for good this time Dr Love". *Dr Love:* "No, Batman! No medical facility can hold me! I'll be running Arkham as the head Doctor within a week, you'll see! Then I'll be out, healing Gotham's broken heart with my love!".
He needs to be the villain in the next Batman movie. Basically Batman investigating petty shit like insurance fraud, identity theft and phone scams for the entire movie.
I heard a joke once: Man goes to doctor, says he's depressed. Says he feels alone in the world and can't find love. Doctor says: "Treatment is simple. Dr. Love is back in business, go see him." Man bursts into tears. Says: "But doctor... I *am* Dr. Love."
Okay, I am LOVING this. Please let this be the beginning of the return of the best of Double Toasted stupid criminals. Stupid criminals 2.0 . Now we need the idiot that tried to rob a cellphone store and got himself locked in, and the couple who were chased around the gas station and the woman fell through the ceiling. I refuse to believe that after the way their first attempts at crime went, that they are smart enough to not try it again. I have a feeling that at the very least that cellphone store guy hasn’t thought “now next time if I just did things differently. Maybe if I didn’t waist all that time saying hello to everyone. Yeah, that’s it!”😅
I was actually thinking about this case recently-which I first heard about on Double Toasted several years ago-after the controversy over George Santos broke a couple of months ago. I started thinking about other examples of serial fabulists over the years (including defrocked reporter Stephen Glass, subject of the movie Shattered Glass). It’s a specific type of sociopathic personality, I'm convinced.
I can just picture Batman meeting Commissioner Gordon on the rooftop of the police station Gordon: "Thank you for coming Batman" Batman: "Is it Scarecrow? Trying to poison the entire city?" Gordon: "No, it's Doctor Love. He is at it again. Another bad check"
I feel like it's kinda bad to make light of this story because when you get right down to it, it's a guy pretending to be a doctor so he can sexually assault women. Pretty dire.
Anyone calling themselves Dr Love is just tempting fate. And fate is currently drunk and high out of its' goddamn mind, fate ain't got no more inhibition left!
That guy’s been watching the Spielberg/DiCaprio film Catch MeIf You Can and thinks he’s slick. Trouble is, his version of that film would be called Catch My Ass Again! 😁 I can envision the movie poster now-Him cuffed with a Fisher Price stethoscope! 🤣
Stuff like this really shows how much that dang ban from the twitch has resulted in me missing out in so much stuff on these shows because this was so dang unexpected to see at this point. Haven’t heard of this dude for ten years, which is crazy in itself, and the only time I’ve heard of him was him screwing up once again. Ain’t that something.😂
