draco doesn’t have a house elf anymore cos dobby is free  

“WHO’S GONNA COOK MY CHICKEN NUGGETS NOW?!” If that isn’t the most relatable reaction to any news I don’t know what is.

' I'm prepared for a lot of things but not 2 Christmases' 😂

POOR DRACO WANTS HIS CHICKEN NUGGETS 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

"Did he fall down the toilet again?" "WHO'S GONNA COOK MY CHICKEN NUGGETS NOW?" Draco is such a vibe.

"did he fall down the toilet again" LMAO POOR DOBBY

"What are you even paying dobby for ?" , " oh wait your not paying dobby" 😂😂😂

“You didn’t get divorced along the way did you.” I’m ded

“You two didn’t get divorced while I was gone right?” That got me 😂😂

“Why are u crying, you know I don’t like signs of weakness” lol

the little voice crack on “ WHOS GONNA COOK MY CHICKEN NUGGETS NoW??” killed me 😂😂😂😂

“Did he fall down the toilet again 🙄” HAD ME BELLY LAUGHING 🤣

The day where Draco got a chore list

“✨WhOs GoNnA cOoK mY cHiCkEn NuGgEtS nOwH?!✨” “💅🏼tHiS iS a DiSaStAr💅🏼” One word. 💅🏼✨Slay✨💅🏼

😂😂😂😂 “ you didn’t get divorced while I was away did you? I’m prepared for a lot of things, but one thing I’m not prepared for is two Christmases.” 🤣🤣🤣🤣 this made me laugh so hard! I can’t breathe!

This is now canon in the hp universe

“what do you mean i should sit down for this” 😂

the voice crack at “WHOS GONNA COOK MA CHICKAN NUGGATS NAWW??!!” was too good 😂

“Uh FiNe I’lL tAkE A SeAt” Had me dying 😂😭🖐

yk that scene in chamber of secrets where draco's in borgin and burkes with his dad and he's complaining about harry and lucius is just like "you've told me this at least fifteen times." you should recreate that one.

The voice crack just pulled everything together so nicely.

"is he jealous 'cause I have two parents?" 💀

“Who’s gonna cook my chicken nuggets now?”😂😂😂

‘Did he fall down the toilet again’ the best thing I’ve heard all week 😂😂

"He just can't keep his ugly nose out can he."

This is the best version of Draco. Sorry Tom, you've been replaced... 😅 😂😂😂 Love your videos ❤

Pray for draco😭

Yes this is exactly how it went down! 🤣

Omg your absolutely hilarious😂!! You are by far one of my favourite youtubers!!❤

everything abt these videos are ✨it✨

So, now we need a vid of Draco learning to do chores! It would be hilarious!!😂😂

We gonna have to go to McDonald’s to get the nuggets now

NOT THE CHIKEN NUGGETS😭

Did he fall down the toilet again???? HAD ME ROLLING😂😂😂😂

“I’m prepared for a lot of things but I’m not prepared for two Christmas’s” dang bro 😭

“Master gave Dobby a sock, DOBBY IS FREEEE”

I like L O V E ur vids

“ WhOs GoNnA cOoK mY cHiCkEn NuGgEtS nOw “ im dying

"Why are crying? You know I don't like signs of weakness." LOLLL XD

GET THIS POOR MAN HIS CHICKEN NUGGETS 😭😭😭

“WHO’S GONNA COOK MY CHICKEN NUGGETS NOW?!!!!” Has me dying🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

“Who’s gonna cook my chicken nuggets now?!?” Had me dying on the floor 😭😭😭

The voice crack on "WHO'S GONNA COOK MY CHICKEN NUGGETS NOW??!!

“Did he fall down the toilet again?” I was on the floor rolling.!!!!😂😂😂

“Did he fall down the toilet again?” GOT ME DYING ON MY STAIRS😭

The voice crack on “who’s gonna cook my chicken nuggets nOw!?”😂😂

the WHO'S GONNA COOK MY CHICKEN NUGGETS NOW got me in literal tears!

Everything that was said was hilarious and true to Draco's character! I was not expecting to love Harry getting absolutely roasted so much but I thoroughly enjoyed this! Very fun video, acting, & skit idea!

“Im not prepared for 2 Christmases” GOT ME ROLLING

It's a great day when Em posts :) LOVE YOU EM!!!!

That little voice crack at the end of the chicken nuggets' mention had me rolling wtf 😂

"dobbys gone!" "Who's going to cook my chicken nuggets now" -draco Malfoy 2023

“Did he fall down the toilet again” gave me war flashbacks to that joke from starkid 💀

"did he fall down the toilet again" that is the most random thing to say ever

THAT VOICE IMPRESSION!! Sounds like Draco in movies 1-3

The little raising of your voice for "whos gonna cook my chicken nuggets for me now" had everyone around me cracking lmao

"I'm prepared for a lot of things, but I'm not prepared for two christmases" 😂😂. You're so funny and this is literally the best Draco imitation I've ever seen. I'm blessed one of your videos popped up! ❤️

The day where Draco got a chore list and had to put his big boy pants on

“Where is dobby? Did he fall down the toilet again??” 😂😂😂

"WHO’S GONNA COOK MY CHICKEN NUGGETS NOW?!" has officially become canon Draco Malfoy dialogue.

Love ur vids so much

‘WHOS GONNA COOK MA CHICKEN NUGGETS NOW?’😂💀

It’s like when parents tell you about a divorce

You're impression of Malfoy is absolutely spot on Tom Felton would definitely be shocked hearing you I wish I could do impressions like that I'm only good at singing and drawing 😂

“WHOS GOING TO COOK MAH CHICKEN NUGGIES NOW” That is the most relatable crap I’ve heard ever 😂😂

"Dobby's gone! Who's gonna cook my chicken nuggets now?!" The best quote ever said

"You two didn't get divorced while I was away as well did you?" Damn that hit home hard and it's hilarious

As someone with divorced parents two Christmas’s are amazing

THE AVPM REFERENCE HAS ME DYING I JUST NOTICED OMG 😭

The panic in your voice when you said “WHO IS GONNA COOK MY CHICKEN NUGGETS NOW?!?” 💀💀

“If dobby is gone, Who is going to cook my chicken nuggets now?” 😂😂😂 Had me dyin’ you NEED to post more vids like this 😂 They are WAY too funny 😂

‘He’s jealous because I’ve still got both my parents, I still have both my parents right 😧🥲’ got my crying 😭😭

‘im prepared for a lot of things, but im not prepared for two christmases’ draco said arrogantly.

Not prepared for two chiratmases, that sounds amazing!

*WHO’S GONNA COOK MY CHICKEN NUGGETS NOW* got meh😂

‘ WHOS GONNA COOK MY CHICKEN NUGGETS ???!!!!???’ ‘ [Dobby be like] : Ain’t gonna be me coz I’m totally FrEEeeEeEe!! ~

😂😂😂😂 damn the parents burn 🎉. Thus is incredible. Marvellous work

This is the definition of Draco it just is ok😭😭

“WHOS GONNA COOK MAH CHICKEN NUGGIES NOW!?” Istg we always feel that way 😂😂❤❤

LMAO!!!! These are GREAT! Keep em coming! 😂😂😂😂😂

The “You gave him clothes, did you know he’s a house elf!”😂😂 had me dying

I'm dead!! 💀 I love the "I have got both my parents still, right?" 😂

This is really satisfying. Much better than the actual Potter movies.

"WHO'S GONNA COOK MY CHICKEN NUGGETS NOW" got me rolling out the door

"POTTAH IS 🤭JeLoUs🤭 of me isn't he?" 😠

Dobby is getting served nuggets now dobby is a free elf

“WHO IS GOING TO COOK ME CHICKEN NUGGETS NOW” sounded axactly like Draco

“If Dobby’s gone….. WHOS GONNA COOK MY CHICKEN NUGGETS NOW?!?!” Lol, love ur vids! ❤❤

The voice crack in “WHOS GONNA COOK MY CHICKIN NUGGETS NOW?!”

DOBBYS GONE….WHOS GONNA COOK MEH CHICKEN NUGGETS?

When draco wants a friend lol

Poor draco he didn't do anything all he wanted was his chicken nuggets😭😭😭

"he's jealous because I still have both of my parents" I died at that point

GIVe DRACO HiS NUGGETS 😭( especially the Dino ones )

Part 2 plz! That was hilarious 😂😂

"I'm prepared for a lot of things, but I'm not prepared for two Christmases" *I'm dead*

The voice Crack at the end was perfect lmaooooooooo

"WHO IS GONNA COOK MY CHICKEN NUGGETS NOW?!" Draco knows his priorities

“I’m prepared for a lot of things but I’m not prepared for 2 Christmases” that got me

"Did he fall town the toilet again!!?" 😭😭😭😭

oh draco you poor poor child