Some guy in Romania named Vlad became prince and impaled a bunch of people, and that caused a chain reaction over hundreds of years leading to the creation of this video
Vlad was born a prince of Wallachia and then given to the ottomans as a hostage for more than a decade and when released he became King of Wallachia and a hero to his people fighting the ottoman empire.
They say in the final level of the backrooms, he’s there waiting for you in his dark room. He spits this stuff at you for an hour, and you emerge back into this realm the hardest MF ever.
"We smokin' _filtered _*_crack_*_ ,_ you _stupid piece of shit!_ " I don't know why, but all the previous long-winded dank kush type lines, then casually dropping the sheer fucking bluntness of _that_ killed me
I feel like I'm in the room with 3 guys I barely know and an old man. Then we smoked, but that shit was laced. Now we are here like we walked through fog in a scooby doo cartoon.
That Laura Palmer pack has the opps actin peculiar, I got Blac Chyna out there lettin' that zaza stank just to see who bites. Told em it was the kind of gas that put Gumby outta commission, but that shit sent them straight to the black lodge. Better hope the earth is round, because Bob is coming for your ass at a direct longitudinal angle.
@deemontes7265 honestly lol. THC, especially via high-percentage products, is known to disrupt proper sleep. It fucks with circadian rhythm as well as normal REM sleep.
I JUST realized how brilliant the camel through the eye of a needle line is, the rich have as good of a chance as getting into heaven as a camel has of getting through the eye of a needle, basically meaning, he's done the impossible, he's rich, and he's going to heaven
@@sneedmando186 Drac's probably friends with Ea-nasir. They knew his customer's burned his house down so he collapsed the entire civilization to make a point
Just googled this. Mansa Musa was king of the Western African Mali Empire in the early 14th century. A Type-I civilization is a civilization that can harvest all available energy on its home planet, which is something humans may never achieve. It's funny how ancient that line sounds out of context.
This shit will turn your neocortex off Trailer park sistermom cooch taste like a 9 volt battery Fat Jess from down the street came from above and broke my fking pelvis
The concept of Dracula’s life and conquests leading to him becoming a modern day ghetto warlord is incredible. He’d be the best at it, savage beyond comprehension. I think it’d make for a great show or something in the vein (heh) of What We Do In The Shadows.
“Last guy who ran off on the pack got choked out by some Givenchy gloves, the last thing he ever saw was the price tag on them, slowly faded into darkness and I let the archangels take him” Most important historical event of our time.
"Tied the ops to the back of a trackhawk and dragged 'em around the block for twenty-four hours; motherf***er looked like a 'Resident Evil 5' campaign extra after we was done with 'em." H A R D
I love how this flow implies that Dracula has been a hustler for thousands and thousands of years and hes seen society's fall and rise over and over and he still stays the same.
@@nightmare-nightmarenightma1147 If we're going to be historically accurate: _Sees the fall of Constantinople and the Ottoman advance_ *"Reach for my neck and get turned into an example"*
These videos are a perfect example of how simple delivery goes a long way in making something funny. By themselves these lines wouldn't even get a chuckle out of me but the way this dude says them makes it legit some the fucking funniest shit I've ever heard in my life.
"Last guy who ran off on the pack got choked out by some Givenchy gloves, the last thing he ever saw was the price tag on them; slowly faded into darkness, and I let the archangels take him" is the coldest line ever dropped in the history of words spoken by mortals or immortals alike
"I'm moving like Oppenheimer - She drop that ass on me from an egregarious angle, they thought I was Steven Wallace. Top shelf zaza disrupted my circadian rhythm. I have seen the Magna Carta, I've seen the Eye of Horus." So many fire lines in this, absolute legend.
@@masterklaw4527 The whole verse is "it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of A needle than for a rich person to enter the Kingdom of God." So not only is it biblical, but he's saying he's rich af and still going to heaven. Double flex
"Call that pussy the matrix, cuz im in this bitch and i cant get out!" Made me fucking cry laughing. How the fuck are so many of these lines unironically some of the hardest shit ive ever heard?
This is the single most poignant, evocative piece of literature. Some immortal dude embraces the fleeting nature of luxury brands and wealth, while pursuing pleasures like violence, sex and copious amounts of drugs, and still managing to pull it off like its a viable aesthetic is the ✨️divine comedy✨️ and maybe gives us a window to look inwards a bit too.
I was scrolling the comments during the video and literally just saw this part as I was genuinely scrolling by your comment and lost my shit. It immediately went into an ad after giving me the perfect opportunity to comment this lol. Hilarious coincidence and a line I'll be using the piss out of 😅
