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i am leaving.
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@happyslowpoke8982
@happyslowpoke8982 Месяц назад
“I will become a twink again” is one of the scariest promises I’ve heard him make yet
@Voidi-Void
@Voidi-Void Месяц назад
You will become one as well.
@nugget9190
@nugget9190 Месяц назад
Best**
@SlingerofSteel
@SlingerofSteel Месяц назад
I can't believe "schlutt" is turning back into his "schlutty" ways😔
@redmist6630
@redmist6630 Месяц назад
hyped might even turn on notifications
@SebastianRoczz
@SebastianRoczz Месяц назад
@@Voidi-Void erm nuh UH
@arsonbutevil
@arsonbutevil Месяц назад
for the first 20 seconds i thought this was a suicide tape
@_fwfy
@_fwfy Месяц назад
once he moves to LA it will be
@CallofFreaky
@CallofFreaky Месяц назад
We can’t lose another “Schlatt”
@bN_isheeere
@bN_isheeere Месяц назад
@@_fwfythe smog is gonna evaporate his lungs before he can even proofread his will
@ghoullynx7744
@ghoullynx7744 Месяц назад
"My name is walter hartwell white" ahh intro
@nrbmemes2414
@nrbmemes2414 Месяц назад
@@_fwfy How's he gonna own a gun ☠
@Site-80
@Site-80 11 дней назад
My heart fu*kin DROPPED at the start of the video man. Jesus.
@SheriffRPS
@SheriffRPS 8 дней назад
I don’t even watch him but I see some clips of him and he’s hella funny so when I saw this I was scared
@Voltfyhg
@Voltfyhg 6 дней назад
bro fu*kin same!
@WestsideSpic
@WestsideSpic 4 дня назад
Had me shook 💀
@-TheObserver-
@-TheObserver- 2 дня назад
"It's not clickbait" Were the first words said by MatPat on his retirement video
@Maika666
@Maika666 16 дней назад
man just rewatched technoblades goodbye video and was still crying when i saw this pop up
@Rheper.
@Rheper. 14 дней назад
RIP to one of the Goats
@FruityisFruity
@FruityisFruity 13 дней назад
@@Rheper.I would say techno was one of the pigs.
@MiltaveMlem
@MiltaveMlem 9 дней назад
​@@FruityisFruityBAHAH, aww man, that's true. Great pig. Pog. One of the pogs.
@Will-eq7uh
@Will-eq7uh 9 дней назад
Technoblade never dies.
@JeremiahWdabullfrog
@JeremiahWdabullfrog 9 дней назад
Let him sleep, buddy
@davebutlarge7458
@davebutlarge7458 Месяц назад
can't believe schlatt is pregnant!! so proud of you schlatt!!!
@p-__
@p-__ Месяц назад
My farts are better than jschlatt’s farts 💨
@MK-243_Rifle
@MK-243_Rifle Месяц назад
@@p-__We’ll see
@Just_a_fella98
@Just_a_fella98 Месяц назад
I’m the mother
@Bloodhueog
@Bloodhueog Месяц назад
@@p-__ bro you are from augest
@user-zt8zv4uo2f
@user-zt8zv4uo2f Месяц назад
@@Just_a_fella98 wait
@gaben0127
@gaben0127 Месяц назад
showing the twin towers 2 seconds after showing a plane taking off is a classic "slut" move
@Veetimer
@Veetimer Месяц назад
The towers haunt us to this day
@NEXUS.....
@NEXUS..... Месяц назад
I can’t put into words how hard I wheezed when I read “slut”
@Beckzyy
@Beckzyy Месяц назад
Schlutt
@TheFunlandTeam
@TheFunlandTeam Месяц назад
The haunt Schlatt the most
@chestnutbaal3566
@chestnutbaal3566 Месяц назад
schlutt move
@DJS.
@DJS. 16 дней назад
Fun fact road signs are like pokemon 1.They're free 2.There are so many types 3. You gotta catchem all
@aegis84
@aegis84 5 дней назад
4. They lose to a billion lions
@sunbear9374
@sunbear9374 4 дня назад
I got so many road signs I wanna take particularly road names
@leifmuiznieks5128
@leifmuiznieks5128 4 дня назад
​@@aegis84speed limit sign SOLOS
@BiG_JJ227
@BiG_JJ227 2 дня назад
I think hepatitis is a better comparison The more types I get, the more it affects me
@xxizzyxx536
@xxizzyxx536 17 дней назад
0:40 “Texas is a hell hole and I have no idea why anyone lives there god bless you” Amen on that 😭😭
@davidleyt1060
@davidleyt1060 4 дня назад
“Texas is not for beginners”
@LDarmy
@LDarmy 3 дня назад
Helluva boss Wrath ring fr fr FR on G
@Tiewaz
@Tiewaz 5 часов назад
I was stationed there twice. I don't even want to visit the place. I think only those who don't know any different willingly want to live there. People stay with the devil they know than go with the angel they don't.
@banke6682
@banke6682 Месяц назад
"My only options were New York or Los Angeles" Schlatt is like an alien invader in a hollywood movie
@nerdexer
@nerdexer Месяц назад
The being known as "Schlatt" might be closer to that than you think...
@grmpf
@grmpf Месяц назад
​@@nerdexer Close Encounters of the Schlird Kind
@user-js4iv4vw6k
@user-js4iv4vw6k Месяц назад
@grmpf Schlindependence Schlay
@grmpf
@grmpf Месяц назад
@@user-js4iv4vw6k Schlalien
@grmpf
@grmpf Месяц назад
@@user-js4iv4vw6k I want to keep the chain going but RU-vid keeps eating my comment :(
@manasadanduri6907
@manasadanduri6907 Месяц назад
Matpat really ruined the word “goodbye” for me
@BuuyaXDev
@BuuyaXDev Месяц назад
i know right, i'm he still post on GTLive, its not the same but his that guy
@Astrosk1er
@Astrosk1er Месяц назад
Seriously once he and Tom Scott quit I just can’t take it anymore
@aidenxiong2945
@aidenxiong2945 Месяц назад
What's crazy is that there will be a generation who has never heard of Matpat
@raptor1302g
@raptor1302g Месяц назад
@@Astrosk1er tom scott was only quitting for quite a while so he "might" come back
@gnarsly
@gnarsly Месяц назад
​​@@aidenxiong2945 there already is, ask anybody on the street who is over 50 and they probably don't know who matpat is
@brgreaper4453
@brgreaper4453 3 дня назад
Amen brother i left Texas back in February went to the Midwest and enjoying life here in the middle of Corn fields and potholes
@Alexthestargazer
@Alexthestargazer День назад
We love Iowa it’s amazing
@TurtleGaming417
@TurtleGaming417 10 дней назад
I’ve lived in Texas all my life and it is like a planet from helldivers.
@Eliya747
@Eliya747 Месяц назад
I looked at the title and I said to myself he isn't quitting RU-vid he loves his money
@Coquitten
@Coquitten Месяц назад
ME TOO LMFAO
@seprex5695
@seprex5695 Месяц назад
LMFAOOOOOOO 😂😂😂😢❤😊
@VioIetRamirez
@VioIetRamirez 29 дней назад
SAMEEE
@Ian_parker
@Ian_parker 25 дней назад
@@VioIetRamirezno
@VioIetRamirez
@VioIetRamirez 25 дней назад
@@Ian_parker Bru 💀 yes lol
@lowkeykermit
@lowkeykermit Месяц назад
“I will become a twink again” is crazy
@semalau11
@semalau11 Месяц назад
Perfect month for it - we welcome him back 🎉
@Flonchosis
@Flonchosis Месяц назад
Its scary.
@connielott
@connielott 16 дней назад
As a texan, I can approve that we do have meteor-sized hail in 98° weather 😄
@tntplayzexe8909
@tntplayzexe8909 7 дней назад
Meteor sized hail? How bout 2 mile wide tornadoes..
@ink_sans9.11
@ink_sans9.11 6 дней назад
I heard that you guys have everything bigger, including the assholes
@briant7732
@briant7732 13 дней назад
I moved to Dallas from St Paul MN and got the F out after like 7 months. That heat is quite literally unbearable. It's absolutely insane and it's only getting worse. Traffic absolutely miserable. So over populated. I'll take the winters we get I guess... Sigh
@ink_sans9.11
@ink_sans9.11 6 дней назад
Arizonian here, you are a baby.
@Wumbologist2442
@Wumbologist2442 Месяц назад
I can’t help but feel the “see you soon” at the end was a threat
@GoldenLegofrieza.
@GoldenLegofrieza. Месяц назад
His existence is a threat
@mr.breadman4181
@mr.breadman4181 Месяц назад
It was he wants you out of his old apartment by sunrise
@cgx5651
@cgx5651 Месяц назад
I live in nyc im scared
@GoldenLegofrieza.
@GoldenLegofrieza. Месяц назад
@@cgx5651 he he. You should be.
@Can-0-Soup
@Can-0-Soup Месяц назад
@@cgx5651 no reason to be scared it's already too late may as well enjoy your last moments.
@bigguy8818
@bigguy8818 Месяц назад
ohhh that’s why i suddenly felt my homestate get significantly more unsafe
@haphapp7282
@haphapp7282 Месяц назад
This explains all the boss music I’ve been hearing whenever I step too close to the woods
@Zoalarity4326
@Zoalarity4326 Месяц назад
​@@haphapp7282that might've been schlunk haunting your woods
@slightlyobtuseangle
@slightlyobtuseangle Месяц назад
the streetlights flickered as that plane landed in JFK.. he's back
@PizzaFresser-ty5gr
@PizzaFresser-ty5gr Месяц назад
私たちは星を受け継ぐために生まれてきた
@llamaman4339
@llamaman4339 Месяц назад
Bro same
@meinlogan8191
@meinlogan8191 13 дней назад
as a texan myself, texas is not built for weather at all, pipes freeze and burst, and if you dont live in a good enough area where the power lines arent underground then every (decent) storm the power goes out
@chriswylie3133
@chriswylie3133 11 дней назад
Same with everywhere in the state of Florida. A small rain shower and the power goes out, not to mention a few days of rain and the half the state floods
@andrew1357246
@andrew1357246 17 дней назад
As a New Yorker who lived in Texas for a few years between 2017-2019, I can’t begin to explain how much this video resonates with me in terms of the reasons I’m happy to have not stayed down south
@Coolguy12321
@Coolguy12321 25 дней назад
For the ones who don’t feel like watching the video. Schlatt is pregnant so he is moving to France
@dabdillon6318
@dabdillon6318 19 дней назад
Yeah he's also learned how to speak French recently
@nattilyy
@nattilyy 18 дней назад
@@dabdillon6318wow that’s so généal ✌️🇫🇷🥖
@Thermonuclearmissile
@Thermonuclearmissile 17 дней назад
I got him pregnant
@idk-sf3ut
@idk-sf3ut 17 дней назад
Thanks
@mitchmcmahon4079
@mitchmcmahon4079 16 дней назад
@@Thermonuclearmissile Congrats.
@Kevoman01
@Kevoman01 28 дней назад
“Texas is a hellhole, so I’m moving to New York” sounds like a Simpsons joke.
@antxn
@antxn 25 дней назад
@@angryasrielyfgatod1029 quit the server bro
@antxn
@antxn 24 дня назад
@Rumbling-zy3dg you too bruh just uninstall life.exe bro
@theoldhermit2601
@theoldhermit2601 24 дня назад
I moved from Arkansas to Queens and despite the cost issues my quality of life gas been wayyyy better
@chinoyomaji288
@chinoyomaji288 23 дня назад
I swear, this dude crazy for saying that
@MisterFaucker
@MisterFaucker 23 дня назад
NY is a big state.
@d.bordenn
@d.bordenn День назад
1:17 You are SO right about that! TX rarely gets snow other than maybe the Panhandle area, but not many other places do. So, we often don't prepare for snow like most northern states have to every winter.
@ryankunzekweguta-ds7oz
@ryankunzekweguta-ds7oz 9 дней назад
“Shit” really had us for a second there.
@nobilested8432
@nobilested8432 Месяц назад
As someone who grew up in Texas, yes the weather is shit. We get everything down there and that's not a good thing
@DarthSpock9940
@DarthSpock9940 Месяц назад
Everything? You haven’t lived in Kansas. Kansas gets EVERYTHING. 100 degree summers with negative winters.
@therailfanningskeleton359
@therailfanningskeleton359 Месяц назад
It's funny. He moved to Texas but honestly the worst part to live in. The Concrete cities. My man could have been in the valley, or by the coast or eastern half. Idk about the rest as much but ik there are some underrated placed out west. Some cities are actually liveable shlark just bit the tough end of the stick tbh
@KS-fr2go
@KS-fr2go Месяц назад
@@DarthSpock9940we get negative winters in Texas too
@SunsetInStone
@SunsetInStone Месяц назад
@@therailfanningskeleton359the whole point of moving to texas was to be with the OTK crowd and everyone else in the austin area. going out far from those in texas, whilst perhaps better in the regards you’re mentioning, kinda just fails at the whole reason he’s there in the first place.
@user-tdkwnd0
@user-tdkwnd0 Месяц назад
as someone who is currently near the gulf, I hate it here. mosquitoes are everywhere and its so humid you want to rip your skin off
@MyNameIsNidos
@MyNameIsNidos Месяц назад
It's scary that Schlatt is going to be within a 30 minute drive from me again
@Emmyitsdatperson
@Emmyitsdatperson Месяц назад
WTF 💀💀
@FaeMasquerade
@FaeMasquerade Месяц назад
You're not safe anymore
@NachoXOfficial
@NachoXOfficial Месяц назад
Keep your doors and windows locked
@SerynityTv
@SerynityTv Месяц назад
Knock knock mf. /j
@GodZ3777
@GodZ3777 Месяц назад
Bro dont let him in 😂😂
@SCMilitaria
@SCMilitaria 11 дней назад
the beginning scared me SO MUCHHHH
@za_otliz_luboi_kaptiz
@za_otliz_luboi_kaptiz 11 дней назад
TWINK REINCARNATION LETS GOOOOOOO
@SirSealVT
@SirSealVT Месяц назад
schlatt casually making a forth fake goodbye and we still fall for it like a fish
@joshuaseidel5280
@joshuaseidel5280 Месяц назад
Dawg I didn’t even know he did a first one. I thought this vid was solo.
@Alovias
@Alovias Месяц назад
FR
@gainesburgers
@gainesburgers Месяц назад
you mean "schlatt"
@deanstuart8667
@deanstuart8667 Месяц назад
This is the 4th time?
@joshuaseidel5280
@joshuaseidel5280 Месяц назад
@@gainesburgers nah I think he means Sclort
@ChicoStopMotion
@ChicoStopMotion Месяц назад
Matpat really scarred us with the word Goodbye
@Corporate_Desecration
@Corporate_Desecration Месяц назад
You gotta be young to think he set that precedent lol
@Anonymous_Because_I_Can
@Anonymous_Because_I_Can Месяц назад
@@Corporate_Desecrationit’s more of the most recent shock of a really long time one. There are 20 year olds that would have the same reaction lol
@Anonymous_Because_I_Can
@Anonymous_Because_I_Can Месяц назад
@@sbevsstuff ah, classic bait. Be creative next time.
@shadels_load
@shadels_load Месяц назад
@@Anonymous_Because_I_Can vouch I never thought matpat would leave
@Emily19930
@Emily19930 Месяц назад
Frrrrrrrrrrr
@fluffyeevee383
@fluffyeevee383 16 дней назад
"Golf ball sized Hail in 90 Degree weather" As a Texan, I vividly remember that, and I am still so fucking confused how that happened
@Znooly
@Znooly 6 дней назад
Wait what 90 Degrees with a HAIL STORM??
@fluffyeevee383
@fluffyeevee383 6 дней назад
@@Znooly Yup Because Texas weather be like that
@fluffyeevee383
@fluffyeevee383 6 дней назад
I've always said that Texas weather is bipolar This is why
@Madsfnaf456
@Madsfnaf456 5 дней назад
I can agree that I don't know why I live there cause Texas is a hell hole
@ImLemon_
@ImLemon_ Месяц назад
That "hey" broke my heart then you fucking say you are just leaving texas
@gamingmoyai3950
@gamingmoyai3950 Месяц назад
it’s exactly what he did when he moved from New York. The dang prankster.
@themaskeddogg
@themaskeddogg Месяц назад
Fr! Like why they always gotta start the video like that 😭😭😭
@OrnaSwanson
@OrnaSwanson Месяц назад
I will be astonished when one of these goodbye videos isn’t clickbait
@Fanboy_of_everything
@Fanboy_of_everything Месяц назад
He said it was t clickbait, he said goodbye to Texas
@JeromeProductions
@JeromeProductions Месяц назад
It said “for now”
@mgudz12
@mgudz12 Месяц назад
I don't think he will be retiring soon because he said that RU-vid is the only thing he is good at
@channelhasbeensuspended3986
@channelhasbeensuspended3986 Месяц назад
I regret to inform you all that it is highly likely this is a bot account that copy-pasted another persons comment and then botted the likes to get seen more.
@thekoolkrab3226
@thekoolkrab3226 Месяц назад
Ok bot
@Sogaking
@Sogaking 15 дней назад
Good for you man! Hope your happy in New York
@davidsnows4023
@davidsnows4023 18 дней назад
As a Texas resident; I live here becsuse the pact binds me.
@uwulasagna
@uwulasagna Месяц назад
"Schlexual Assault'' almost got me. Happy moving, big guy!
@PhysicalEngineering
@PhysicalEngineering Месяц назад
brother im ending it
@marvik3743
@marvik3743 Месяц назад
​@@PhysicalEngineering😭😭
@p-__
@p-__ Месяц назад
My farts are better than jschlatt’s farts 💨
@lexi_hana
@lexi_hana Месяц назад
​@@p-__ prove it
@EquinFrost
@EquinFrost Месяц назад
Schlatt is back to exact revenge on the man who killed his grandmother
@supergabbe
@supergabbe Месяц назад
who
@0NeeN0
@0NeeN0 Месяц назад
@@supergabbe watch the fucking video man
@DaneH64
@DaneH64 Месяц назад
​@@supergabbe The guy who killed his grandmother, didn't you hear?
@supergabbe
@supergabbe Месяц назад
i did 5 days ago@@0NeeN0
@tylercoon1791
@tylercoon1791 Месяц назад
Why would he want to get revenge on himself?
@nuggetcake_games
@nuggetcake_games 13 дней назад
As a Texan who visits Indiana to see my dad, I get hella excited to leave that state.
@WitchOfCats
@WitchOfCats 10 дней назад
When Schlatt first posted he moved to Austin I literally wished him luck. I was born and raised in the area and it’s become such a shit show
@justanintellectual
@justanintellectual Месяц назад
BRO DONT SCARE ME LIKE THAT LMFAO
@PizzaFresser-ty5gr
@PizzaFresser-ty5gr Месяц назад
私たちは星を受け継ぐために生まれてきた
@Who_asked_this_guy
@Who_asked_this_guy Месяц назад
​@@PizzaFresser-ty5grWhat do you mean by that?
@Akeno-Tsugukuni
@Akeno-Tsugukuni Месяц назад
He didn't quit? Nvm I just saw the title and almost cried until he said "to Texas"
@Vamp1sm
@Vamp1sm Месяц назад
He does this like every year 😭
@grapeygrape2104
@grapeygrape2104 Месяц назад
He got me excited for a second
@intergalacticadmin200
@intergalacticadmin200 Месяц назад
Finally, Texas is free of the "Schlugg" curse. Too bad us New Yorkers are damned again.
@finneandowney3892
@finneandowney3892 Месяц назад
Haha sucks to be you! Down here we’re finally gonna be free!
@gab8362
@gab8362 Месяц назад
@@finneandowney3892bro lives in texas 😭🙏
@JmKrokY
@JmKrokY Месяц назад
🤔
@iSleepyi.
@iSleepyi. 4 дня назад
I never knew that the weather was so severe over there 😮. My cousins live there but they've never mentioned anything about that
@user-uf3ft9um3g
@user-uf3ft9um3g 18 дней назад
YOU CANT PLAY WITH MY EMOTIONS LIKE THIS 😭 I GENUINELY THOUGHT YOU WERE QUITTING PLS NEVER LEAVE. I can't name all the times that I felt depressed and turned on some jschlatt and felt better. Thank you so much man. 🦅🦅
@KirbyClutch
@KirbyClutch Месяц назад
Schlatt is gonna move back to New York and have to be like little Jonny with his galvanized square steel and eco friendly wood veneer. Oh, and don’t forget the screws borrowed from his aunt too
@MasT0
@MasT0 Месяц назад
"little shon" is going to have quite the time renovating his 0.2 meter after 5 years of saving with his summoned eagles.
@Superstormpie11
@Superstormpie11 Месяц назад
I want you to look back at this comment in a year
@Stinger913
@Stinger913 Месяц назад
Austin definitely seems like the up and coming city in Texas for tech and youngsters in general. But I have heard the more conservative politicians/ governor of Texas tends to impose conditions that make it annoying to live with if you lean left, or just to punish the Austin area because the left leaning politicians just happen to control it or parts of it. Not trying to say LIBS BASED CONSERVATIVES CRINGE or CONSERVATIVES BASED LIBS CRINGE but rather just note the political games being played can be problematic for the average lay person whether they are the most ardent liberal living in a conservative governed state or the most apathetic apolitical person. They are at the whims of the political games played by both parties. Then again, it seems like schlatt’s issues were more to do with not liking the environment, maybe being homesick?, and the weather? Not sure how the snow factors in since NY gets lots of snow too haha. But between LA and NY I would definitely do NY and I’m from Long Island - so you know I ain’t a city boy haha. And it feels like NYC is the opposite problem of TX/Austin, you get the political games of a liberal dominated state/city opposed to conservative. At least NYC will have better public transit, though I’ve heard good things about Austin too. Maybe Schlatt can get that galvanized square steel frame to extend whatever apartment he moving into.
@Goblin_With_A_Fungus
@Goblin_With_A_Fungus Месяц назад
Whoops.
@KirbyClutch
@KirbyClutch 26 дней назад
@@Superstormpie11 and I’ll still love that stupid insta account 🙏
@crusher_of_souls_9817
@crusher_of_souls_9817 Месяц назад
NOT THE TWIN TOWERS
@spelunkymaster
@spelunkymaster Месяц назад
They oughtta rebuild them
@crusher_of_souls_9817
@crusher_of_souls_9817 Месяц назад
@@spelunkymaster 9/11 cast reunion
@Brian_Griffin_Gaming
@Brian_Griffin_Gaming Месяц назад
GUYS THEY HIT THE PENTAGON
@HaZe315
@HaZe315 Месяц назад
​​@@spelunkymasterthey did its called one world trade center but its only one tower, but it doesn't look the same
@JD-UHF_Ch-44
@JD-UHF_Ch-44 Месяц назад
​@@spelunkymasterthe towers can still be rebuilt just not in their original location
@Ryl0o
@Ryl0o 15 дней назад
i left texas myself in 2021 and i dont miss it
@Sickly_Mushroom
@Sickly_Mushroom 8 дней назад
I was about to cry man. I just watched Dantes break uo with his gf, rewatched matpat's goodbye video and techno's goodbye 💀
@ShimSham.
@ShimSham. Месяц назад
Schlatt's ability to feign emotion is what made him such a prolific killer
@HorizonIncarnate
@HorizonIncarnate Месяц назад
Just like me fr
@DaKingBread_
@DaKingBread_ Месяц назад
Ooooh! That's why I got a letter saying, "I'm coming for you and taking your belongings, you have 24 hours to live." That makes so much sense!
@p-__
@p-__ Месяц назад
My farts are better than jschlatt’s farts 💨
@big_sea
@big_sea Месяц назад
yes
@user-hv4yl3zf9d
@user-hv4yl3zf9d 12 дней назад
Dawg I literally just found you yesterday and I thought you were a funny interesting RU-vidr that makes interesting content and I thought wait what this can't be real this guy is leaving RU-vid as soon as I found him damn but thankfully ur not quitting RU-vid you gave me a scare bro
@EduardosAvocados
@EduardosAvocados 9 дней назад
As a Texan……. BRING ME WITH YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!! I’m constantly being bombarded by the hell hole that is Texan summer….
@NoKi1119
@NoKi1119 Месяц назад
I can't believe this "dude" moved out close to the place of the first mass "accident" he "witnessed" back in 1999, how sickening.
@obye
@obye Месяц назад
FIND A NEW JOKE ITS BEEN YEARS
@iceymakesucry
@iceymakesucry Месяц назад
bro, this is getting old
@willumthewoopah
@willumthewoopah Месяц назад
oh wow. it's the ltt timestamp guy
@bydai73
@bydai73 Месяц назад
@@obye just because it happened 25 years ago doesn't mean you can make a joke out of it. NEVER FORGET
@veggietailsdj2651
@veggietailsdj2651 Месяц назад
Killers always come back to the scene of the crime
@StepCrow
@StepCrow Месяц назад
Schlatt: is a multi millionaire Schlatt in New York: One bedroom studio apartment.
@Sinkity
@Sinkity Месяц назад
Probably will cost him half his networth
@anusaukko6792
@anusaukko6792 Месяц назад
Key word being ''New York'' cause that one bedroom studio apartment will be atleast 200k a month lmfao
@StepCrow
@StepCrow Месяц назад
@@anusaukko6792 Yup, exactly. Wouldn’t live there for anything.
@StepCrow
@StepCrow Месяц назад
@@Sinkity He will never financially recover from this.
@xcrdragonxcr6017
@xcrdragonxcr6017 Месяц назад
x
@TheTicklerBeware
@TheTicklerBeware 6 дней назад
Congrats on the baby shlungus 🎉 we’re so proud of you!❤
@bonkkuh
@bonkkuh 5 дней назад
i was so hopeful that the pain would end...
@scelebob4329
@scelebob4329 Месяц назад
They say the criminal always goes to the scene of the crime, "Shlabotomy"
@chaples_
@chaples_ Месяц назад
Favorite comment on any "schlabotomy" video
@billie_boop_
@billie_boop_ Месяц назад
The way Jambo was panicking because of the hail is so real 😂
@chriskay954
@chriskay954 11 дней назад
Exactly how I felt about living in Austin, it’s so validating to see someone out there who felt the exact same way. I think being from a city in the north specifically sets you up to not enjoy Texas.
@thesomewhatyou
@thesomewhatyou 9 дней назад
You had me up to THERE with that behavior. You scared me Schlatt, I love your channel.
@rafa_d_vieira
@rafa_d_vieira Месяц назад
The fact that “John shallout” is closer to me again is scary. Not that I live in America, but him being in New York means he is technically closer to me since I live in Portugal
@blurry2246
@blurry2246 Месяц назад
BRASIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIL 🇧🇷
@ninasbbm5133
@ninasbbm5133 Месяц назад
Portugal representation !!!
@lucabio545
@lucabio545 Месяц назад
​@@blurry2246Portugal na verdade
@harrisonlinden6552
@harrisonlinden6552 Месяц назад
A true New Yorker, 3 years and he never forsakes the Yankees cap. Welcome home Schlatt.
@SunnyTheChristianGuy
@SunnyTheChristianGuy 15 дней назад
Reminds me of 1999 when he had to flee.
@_Emit_
@_Emit_ 18 дней назад
bro had me relieved at the start and then took it all away
@aniyilator
@aniyilator Месяц назад
Look at that, the light's come back into his eyes already and he just got there! AND twinky Schlatt's comin back? It's a Christmas miracle!!
@Ainsley-2447
@Ainsley-2447 Месяц назад
I just hope he keeps the mutton chops
@gay.god.666
@gay.god.666 Месяц назад
I love seeing people genuinely happy
@Ooglybogly00
@Ooglybogly00 Месяц назад
The holidays have come early!
@bonk1485
@bonk1485 Месяц назад
Why would you want that back?
@fretzT_T
@fretzT_T Месяц назад
​@@bonk1485why wouldn't you?
@_ddlunacchiato6886
@_ddlunacchiato6886 28 дней назад
I thought he said "I say goodbye.... to taxes" 💀💀
@SorryImKindaShy
@SorryImKindaShy 27 дней назад
Tbf he would do something like evade taxes. Probably already has
@kaelell4697
@kaelell4697 26 дней назад
“shlakage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.” never paid his taxes, ever since what happened in 99
@dwaterson21
@dwaterson21 24 дня назад
Like he ever said “hello” to them
@Just_Invis
@Just_Invis 23 дня назад
Tax fraud, anyone?
@hellhound4440
@hellhound4440 23 дня назад
Spiderman, spiderman, does whatever a spiderman does Look he is under arrest, oh jesus christ it's the IRS Look out, Tax evasion spiderman
@thundergamergd
@thundergamergd 3 дня назад
In Nebraska the weather can change in like 5 minutes and were just used to it now.
@Atlas47145
@Atlas47145 14 дней назад
honestly as a Texan, so real
@CarsonCarpenter-jo6em
@CarsonCarpenter-jo6em 18 дней назад
My first thought was “ Damnit, we borrowed too many street signs.”
@WillRosfeld
@WillRosfeld 15 дней назад
It’s never enough
@AmethystUltrakill
@AmethystUltrakill 15 дней назад
couldn’t of been that, why would someone get mad over free things
@Atlas47145
@Atlas47145 14 дней назад
idk why he's mad theyre free lol
@mrfunky5116
@mrfunky5116 11 дней назад
@@AmethystUltrakilltrue
@anthonyobrien7317
@anthonyobrien7317 8 дней назад
those street signs are government property.
@supreme_loser
@supreme_loser Месяц назад
It’s almost like he’s still here. Fly high Schlatt 🕊
@ExtraSillylilguy
@ExtraSillylilguy Месяц назад
🙏🙏🙏😔😔😔 i still miss him
@inusenchiha5525
@inusenchiha5525 Месяц назад
He's with all the other youtubers who left us😢
@greenexists1981
@greenexists1981 16 дней назад
bro i swear i scrolled down to check the date sense i havent been on the internet in a while and forgot the date and "this is not clickbait" almost got me
@deadclutch
@deadclutch 3 дня назад
Everyone looked at TX income tax as some brand new golden egg... Then they learned the grass isn't always greener... Nowhere is perfect, you find what headaches you can happily deal with and settle in. Have a good move!
@selasiii
@selasiii Месяц назад
fun fact about that hail storm in 90 degree weather that schlatt talked about: about 12 hours after that, we had a tornado and flash flood over here in dallas. I Love This State!
@cabnbeeschurgr6440
@cabnbeeschurgr6440 Месяц назад
God really said "do you believe in climate change now"
@Arlecchinos_Bae
@Arlecchinos_Bae Месяц назад
I live in dallas too, and you are probably experiencing the same storm I am right now. Maybe. ❤
@Malphas38th
@Malphas38th Месяц назад
Same. Fist sized in my area. Absolute dogshit of a state we live in
@theLemonaide
@theLemonaide Месяц назад
yeah that was fun 😭
@Case2_0
@Case2_0 Месяц назад
Eh, Tornados are normal
@therandomthingsinlife6269
@therandomthingsinlife6269 Месяц назад
petition to move schlatt to boston next
@horrifichannah
@horrifichannah Месяц назад
agreed i need "Schlatt" to be within a 100 mile radius of me so i can track him down manhunt style
@EddieBurke
@EddieBurke 29 дней назад
Schlatt has the perfect voice for a good “wicked”
@Hydrozio
@Hydrozio 29 дней назад
Send him to Detroit lmao
@harrylane4
@harrylane4 29 дней назад
@@EddieBurke schlatt has a New York accent. We know the difference here, and he will be attacked for being a filthy yanks fan
@luxintelligentia4632
@luxintelligentia4632 29 дней назад
No. To Japan!
@ayo1823
@ayo1823 3 дня назад
The emotional turmoil I'm gonna go through when one of these goodbye videos is real, bro
@potatonope9774
@potatonope9774 15 дней назад
This is in fact a hell hole, run while you can
@4person.440
@4person.440 Месяц назад
Do you understand the absolute stroke I had when he opened the video just to say goodbye to texas
@mikatkd
@mikatkd Месяц назад
I’m convinced Schlatt keeps following me… I’m born in NY, I move to Texas in 2021, I move back to NY this year and bam he’s moving back to NY as well.
@SretroOfTheNortheast
@SretroOfTheNortheast Месяц назад
Schlrb is following you
@quintencornelissen2274
@quintencornelissen2274 Месяц назад
Remember to lock the doors of your home
@julieplaysd7272
@julieplaysd7272 Месяц назад
Don’t let him pull that shit he pulled back in ‘99…
@OakLastName
@OakLastName Месяц назад
move to england. hes not allowed there after what happened
@FeliksTheGoblin
@FeliksTheGoblin Месяц назад
@@OakLastNameI’m surprised he’s allowed in New York after 2001
@alexschweiger8544
@alexschweiger8544 16 дней назад
As someone who's lived in Austin my entire life... true
@dutchling_1
@dutchling_1 4 часа назад
I was watching some old technoblade stuff this came up thanks for making me smile well i went on a notslage binge
@ImFloor
@ImFloor Месяц назад
“Ill be becoming a twink again” is the funniest fucking line
@Dementiadude
@Dementiadude Месяц назад
I ate chips so loudly in the intro, that I don’t even know what’s going on
@BOSBrotherhoodOfSteel
@BOSBrotherhoodOfSteel Месяц назад
That's me whenever something important is happening, like when in a movie something important happens all I hear is *crunch crackle crunch*
@cole33
@cole33 Месяц назад
Real
@jakubgonzalez6264
@jakubgonzalez6264 8 дней назад
As a fellow texan, i can agree that it is a hell hole
@SaiB-vx7er
@SaiB-vx7er 12 часов назад
For 40 sec i thought it’s like the goodbye and leaving RU-vid
@zeldacrafter4578
@zeldacrafter4578 Месяц назад
it's kind of sweet seeing Schlatt actually hanging up fanart on his wall
@davidcarter4378
@davidcarter4378 Месяц назад
i got here early for once and it starts sad
@davidcarter4378
@davidcarter4378 Месяц назад
nvm
@Spyral53478
@Spyral53478 Месяц назад
Spoiler warning Jk
@PizzaFresser-ty5gr
@PizzaFresser-ty5gr Месяц назад
私たちは星を受け継ぐために生まれてきた
@Lonely4664
@Lonely4664 Месяц назад
Bro me too Dawg ​@@davidcarter4378
@KRATOSVR
@KRATOSVR Месяц назад
We don’t care
@danieloneil7843
@danieloneil7843 7 дней назад
Love how the clip of new york still had the towers. They haunt him.
@manuelzabdiel4991
@manuelzabdiel4991 13 дней назад
Even tho im going through college, he always makes me laugh, keep it up👍
@miramc2181
@miramc2181 Месяц назад
As a Texan. I agree. There's a ton of opportunity, easy to get jobs here. but oh my god are we always unprepared. nothing ever changes, every fucking year. We literally got tornado warnings four days in a row.
@wazinoka8370
@wazinoka8370 Месяц назад
This state is actively trying to kill us
@ArcturusCOG
@ArcturusCOG Месяц назад
Here in Houston there’s like 5-6 warnings a day I swear
@AlIRounder
@AlIRounder Месяц назад
Yeah, we got those those tornado warnings so much they were getting annoying
@annassromova4197
@annassromova4197 Месяц назад
And the response to tornado warnings is always "I'll pray it doesn't hit us. Anyways..."
@Duck-bruv
@Duck-bruv Месяц назад
Very bipolar weather ngl
@samrolew
@samrolew Месяц назад
“Schloppenheimer” scared me with this one.
@_So.Silly_
@_So.Silly_ Месяц назад
certified badger moment
@TruckingSasquatch
@TruckingSasquatch 5 дней назад
As a Texan we do not claim Austin
@saltysalmoling8055
@saltysalmoling8055 11 дней назад
This is a great video to see considering Im about to move to texas for college :)
@TheMutantCreeper
@TheMutantCreeper Месяц назад
Hearing how Texas handles their weather emergencies and how future weather will be especially with heat, it is just disaster after disaster waiting to happen.
@Blizzard428
@Blizzard428 Месяц назад
Yeah it sucks here ngl
@MungiuMan77
@MungiuMan77 Месяц назад
i live here and yeah this fucking state is horrible
@wheelgun833
@wheelgun833 Месяц назад
I love Texas and its random changing weather and i refuse to ever leave
@acculydolan605
@acculydolan605 Месяц назад
Its really just the cities that have it bad. I never lost water or power in my small central texas town.
@Squid095
@Squid095 Месяц назад
Dude it’s so bad when I go other places it doesn’t feel right
@thisboysilly
@thisboysilly Месяц назад
2:51 not the ghostly apparitions of the twins bruh 😭
@Omelette42
@Omelette42 28 дней назад
🛫🏢🏢
@Depressant-zg2ww
@Depressant-zg2ww 28 дней назад
back for more
@scooploops77777
@scooploops77777 27 дней назад
ahh good times
@kevinboisclair8993
@kevinboisclair8993 26 дней назад
Glad I wasn’t the only one
@Monketime06
@Monketime06 25 дней назад
🛩️ 🏢🏢
@XanTheDragon
@XanTheDragon 17 дней назад
I can't believe he's about to create 1999 2 this is so exciting guys
@Sipe72
@Sipe72 11 дней назад
Background music halfway through is crazy
@jaxonblank4091
@jaxonblank4091 Месяц назад
The pause when he said “Gonna be kissing b.. guys” was fucking comical
@Lucidbkeo
@Lucidbkeo Месяц назад
it was his catholic side coming out
@jaxonblank4091
@jaxonblank4091 Месяц назад
@@Lucidbkeo oh fucking no 💀
@fawndeu
@fawndeu Месяц назад
@@Lucidbkeo 😭😭😭😭
@diip-ali1228
@diip-ali1228 Месяц назад
@@Lucidbkeo now that's just foul bro💀
@Darticus42
@Darticus42 Месяц назад
That was the joke everyone
@atlaslovesfrogs
@atlaslovesfrogs Месяц назад
At least the midwest is safe! From schlatt. I rather get snowed in, deal with tornadoes, flooding, and blizzards than have the man who witnessed [REDACTED] during 1999 in the same area as me. Stay safe fellas
@somepersone0998
@somepersone0998 Месяц назад
Me reading what happened in 1999😀🙂😐😕😟😦( yes Im cringe )
@Endyre
@Endyre Месяц назад
just don’t go to a major city in the midwest, those are very not safe. Looking at you chicago and milwaukee.
@FirstLast-cc6cv
@FirstLast-cc6cv 4 дня назад
I took a vacation and met friends in texas a few years ago. I will never willingly set foot in that hellscape again. The air is dry and crispy, the sun is murderous, and the driving is CRAZY. When I left ohio, I was wearing a somewhat thick jacket because it had just started to snow here. I board my plane in PA, 3 hours pass, I land in texas, and the INSTANT I step out of the airport I begin to sweat. I check the weather in dallas, its fucking 89 degrees in the middle of whats supposed to be late fall and early winter. Never again
@diddilg
@diddilg 8 дней назад
“Schlutt” really got me there at first
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