Dragon Ball Z: Kakarot | Girlfriend Reviews 

“But for my boyfriend Goku’s balls was an obsession” beautifully said

Her rendition of the "I.. I think I can handle this!" line was spot on. Somebody get her a voice acting gig already.

She called Yamcha “Homeless Goku” I think I broke a rib.. 😭😭

Girlfriend review: "I don't recommend it to anyone but the most loyal fans" me: I- I think I can handle this

I need a boyfriend’s review: the story of a girlfriend playing animal crossing new horizons

"This isn't even my final Mc'Guffin" I would pay stupid money to have this phrase canon.

That moment when you describe every dbz ever. 😂

I don’t like how accurate she was for the 4 minutes.

“Mr. Mime or homeless Goku” I spit my chocolate milk everywhere.. thank you very much

So none of you guys are going to react to the fact that she called Yamcha as 'homeless Goku'.... that is comedic master stroke right there

I'm so shocked at how perfect every single one of your scripts are. You guys are almost criminally good.

She's just straight up calling out Dragon Ball Z! Darn it, she cracked the code and is exposing anime cliche left and right with no mercy!

I gotta say: I played it in Japanese on a weeb's friend's house and not understanding the language makes repetitive lines more bareable.

Me: How many times are we gonna go through the same story Bandai Namco: Yes

"There you go again, throwing your hands up in the air like you just don't care. CARE, DAMN IT!" - Frieza

4:08 “Goku reveals his true strength!” Goku: takes shirt off. Me: yeah basically.

"I think, I can handle this!" "I think, I can handle this!" "I think, I can handle this!" "I think, I can handle this!" "I think, I can handle this!" "I think that enemy got the point!"

"And then Goku reveals *his* true strength too" Shirt comes off. Yup that's it. That's the whole show right there.

"the story arc becomes a story circle" ow lol that killed me it's so correct

This is by far the best display of Matt's editing I've seen yet. Keep going guys! Please review the Mass Effect series next 😁

The storytelling with the action figures on popsicle sticks was amazing The attempt to summon the spirit bomb was even better though

Angry Joe: Might cause trouble later. Best to deal with this now. Girlfriend reviews: I-I think I can handle this...

Bad Guy: " THIS ISNT EVEN MY FINAL McGUFFIN!!!"

Painfully accurate is all I can say about that review. 5:50 Perfect voice recreation there

3:43 Pickle Riccolo... I'll see myself out...

Lmao "everyone waits patiently while the bad guy powers up for 5 minutes" how true this is

I love Dragonball Z with my entire being, but the description of the story of every arc and how they are exactly the same is spot on and had me laughing uncontrollably! Holy crap I love this channel!

"Find out Next Time on Girlfriend Reviews." (cue in dbz music) I see you are a woman of culture.

"Then the bad guy reveals his true power" *John Cena* "Then Goku reveals his true power" *Goes shirtless*

Girlfriend Review: “It’s bad. Me: * flares nostrils * Girlfriend Review: “Unless you’re a hardcore DBZ fan.” Me: “...fair enough.”

Can we share a moment of silence and empathy for those poor souls who had to redo the lines for every DBZ arc for the games dozens and dozens of times by now? Imagine having to record "this isn't even my final form yet" in your finest Freeza voice for the 20th time and still having to sound like you mean it

Perfect review. As a boyfriend who ADORES DBZ, I loved this game for many reasons, and groaned endlessly for what it could have been.

Apparently Shelby has a fall back career as an anime voice actress when this is all over...

"I started to wonder if Dragon Ball Z was actually a parody of anime" Well yes, but also no.

When gohan says "I think I can handle this" it's a verbal cue that an enemy is trying to initiate a battle.

Vegeta's arc is the only true great writing bit in the entire db franchise

Goku:”are you that freezer guy?” Frieza:”I am Lord Frieza yes” Goku:”Awesome. Imma deck you in the schnoz” If you guys haven’t please watch Team Four Star’s dragon ball Z abridged. (Some parts of the first season aren’t the best but by the Namek saga they’ve got really good writing and voice acting)

it WAS life changing

I've watched a few of your videos and I really like the perspective of someone who doesn't have nostalgia for these series. Nice work.

I have a lot of admiration for how you guys respect each others' behavior, quirks and tendencies within your relationship, particularly in theae current wild, post modern times. Very honest and open, it's refreshing.

“This looks like a good spot to find some ingredients.” -Donald, Kingdom Hearts 3

"yamcha = homeless goku" "She sure is kicking the shit out of yamcha, he honestly doesn't deserve this, buuuut it's still funny"

"I don't recommend it to anyone but the most loyal fans" So... pretty much every male in their 20s~40s

4:20 LMAO omg I bursted into laughter, I was totally caught off guard!

Goku: Beats enemy Enemy: I can get even stronger if only I had item. Goku: Where can I get you said item so we can fight?

The whole Dragon Ball story is good, but it’s annoying how they only give us DBZ games, watching Krillin die in every single game has become the norm, you’re like “yeah die already I wanna fight freeza

6:26 YEESSSS TEMTEM YEEEEEESS. They just added ranked mathmaking its so good!

lol Geocities reference was on the nose, love it! you earned yourself a subscriber. Great humor!

5:52 DAMN, that was spot on!

Fun fact: dragon ball originally was a parody of the tropes of shonen manga in the 80s, until it got so popular that it redefined the genre as a whole, so it started taking itself seriously.

Idk how I found this channel, but just from watching 2 videos; I can tell you're amazing at what you do, keep up the fantastic work!

"i felt like DBZ was a parody of anime". Uh nah if anything other anime are a parody of DBZ. The reason it seems like that is because DBZ is pretty much shaped modern shonen, and now everything mimics it with small changes to it's formula.

"But for my boyfriend Goku's balls was an obsession" Ahh I see he's a man of culture

"This isn't even my final mcguffin" lmao

yeah I also remember my jaw dropped to the floor and I was glued to the tv when that first super saiyan thing happened... a highlight memory in my childhood too

You do a great job telling a story. Its like you’re doing an english paper on every topic. I cannot imagine how long it takes to write what you say. Great job

“I’m Insane!... From Earth.”

This channel proves that "The Office US" is a meme factory.

GR: I only recommend this game to the most loyal DB fans Me: Yes, that’s why I’m here

I highly recommend The Long Dark. I've been watching my bf play it for a few days now and we're both addicted. It's a beautiful game and I think you'd both enjoy it :)

The Dog cosplaying as the Shenron is my favorite thing!

3:22 "However, my apreciation for the fascinating and bizarre universe he drew [...]" Girl, you haven't seen BIZARRE in manga yet...

"All I knew about Guko and his balls, Guko's balls were an obsession" Shelby 2020.

I just discovered this channel because i just started playing AC Ody. The editing is hilarious and as a DBZ this vid was spot on. Thank you

"Power level Ping-Pong" I've never heard a more simple yet accurate description of DB...

I discovered this channel today since I'm currently playing AC Odyssey. I've never subscribed so fast. Every video is hilariously accurate. Love it!

I am always genuinely impressed by the amount of work out into these videos

I really want to see a "Girlfriend Review: Chrono Trigger" It's one of my all time favorites :D BTW. Great Video as always :)

“Goku’s balls were an obsession..”

4:05 you just missed the most iconic reference of dbz, you should have said “his power is over 9000!!!!”

I watched your review two or three times in the span of a month or 3, and it still makes me laugh and cry real tears. I need a boyfriend review. Your art is poetry, ... Thank you ... I know where to go when I'm feeling sad.

We need twitch highlights, especially when you guys were playing shrek

“Might cause some trouble later. Best to deal with it now.”

2:53 yo i was DYING

I relate so hard to this origin story of your boyfriend watching DBZ on Cartoon Network as a kid. Love this channel.

“But for my boyfriend Goku’s balls was an obsession” honestly same though

That puppet show reeneactment of every Dragonball Z story arc ever was perfect and hilarious.

I remember they day, when DBZ started at episode 1 again, after I watched almost every episode on television and I was sooooo sad.

that clip of the little girl getting weirded out at the beginning made my day

6:07 I was laughing in tears.

It is actually kinda hilarious, that one of the biggest events in the whole series was also one of the worst looking and drawn scenes of the show, because they were working so hard on the first movies that the neglected the TV show.

Randomly recommended this video and it is one of the best things on RU-vid I've ever seen. The editing and clips were hilarious and you perfectly summed up something that meant the world to me as a kid but is really quite bad as an adult. Failing to summon a spirit bomb in the garden absolutely cracked me up, I remember being sad about that too, cringe.

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“Homeless goku” holy shit girl...your a national treasure lol someone preserve this girl forever lol

3:33 - it kinda has a parody in it. I mean, look at the saiyajins - sai-ya when swapped gets yasai (vegetable in japanese) and jin stands for man. So the saiyajins (or saiyans as Americans say) are basicly vegetablemen. That's why they're also called so, Kakarot (carrot), Broly (broccoli), Vegeta (either the seasoning or some ultimate vegetable, he's a prince after all), Vegeta's children are named after underwear (trunks, bra) and other stuff like the ultimate evil guys who are also cooling machines (Freezer, Cooler). A whole lot of stuff here was made for shits and giggles, but also in a way that would still be entertaining and Toryiama pulled it off just right. Also, the real reason why saiyajins have yellow hair (it could be any bright colour actually) is because it was easier to draw in manga, you could just draw hair outlines, and you're done, and yeah, they had a loooot of hair to draw. Stuff I say here may be obvious and well-known for a lot of people, but I guess some of you don't, so I thought it's worth mentioning. What always gets me is how fiercly people argue over stuff like powerlevels, or what the character motives were. Take it with a pinch of salt guys, I bet the creators didn't even think about it in that weird, overanalyzing way :D

I totally agree. I was blown away when Goku turned for the first time during his fight with Freeza. DragonBall Z is my all time favorite cartoon. Id love to sit down and watch all the originals in order.

My god y’all, remember that first time tuning to Toonami? Seeing the coolest thing you ever saw then boom, you’re hooked till the end of the Buu Saga haha and then come back to it as an adult.

Dragon ball fans: "Well, she's not wrong...."

Your dog as Shenron is easily the most adorable thing to come out the Dragonball Z creative space.

Wow, this GF review was one of the best! The references to animes trope, the animation, you guys rocked!

This sounds like me!! I had all the Japanese version with the spring! And then telling my mom scene by scene during the Frieza Saga. Ahhhh memories.

3:45 I greatly appreciate that she put the Dragon Quest Monster here

Your editing is a masterpiece..

I survived Navi's constant "Hey, listen!"... I- I think I can handle this.

The “Behold My Stuff” EPIC!!

I always wondered how Akira Toriyama saw his vegetables? Since his named his characters after them...

This is amazing, hilarious, and kinda nostalgic. One of my favorite episodes of yours. Also how dare you.

OMG... after watching this video, after practically not having watched any DBZ or anything, I just realized the tune I sometimes whistle randomly throughout all these years is from DBZ

i love the references to school PC games fallout 2, half-life, diablo and even those DOS icons

I actually tried to go to the gohan website