DragonStrike - Board James (Episode 2) 

true no one ever wanted to play ANY board games with me it was all about video games but when i was a kid mom couldnt afford much execpt for a game boy color

I had one, and nobody wanted to hangout with him, made shit wierd lol

You were the friend

@@kryos0627 Weird how?

Dolce in this season,board james is not a psycho.

yes

I’m mad for fucking sake

Rumor has it that Kato Kaelin's great-great-great grandfather was a Warrior.

5:24

hello sir, i'm from the future and doing the same

Give back to that Marathon

Thanks for that comment in you sir I am impressed

Doing the same in quarantine!

Oh you sweet summer child.... 7 years ago...

MortonGoldthwait Always remembered him as Malibu from American Gladiators.

MortonGoldthwait Your profile pic gives me flashbacks of being falsely accused. (Shudders)HOW WAS I TO KNOW THAT WAS THE OLD DUDE'S LUNCH!? Because he said "I'm about to sit down for my lunch" or something?I thought it was an item you could pick up. But no! Instead of being a status-neutralizing item, or a strength upgrade, IT MAKES YOU A PIG!I wonder how many people got that.

Monocle Enthusiast I got it. I played enough New Game +'s to get Marles accuracy to 99 from the Dimentional Vortex. I. Know. Chrono Trigger!

Andy Geahan Yes, yes I am :) haha

MrCrono666 When you say "on your shoulder" , I'm assuming you mean tattoos? That's legendary. This game has defined your life huh ? Not that that's a bad thing.

And then went very deep

HA!

+Sean Fronteras But then it turned into a real "Cinemassacre", amirite?

Inkling Obliberator OOOHHHHHH

innocent and yet deep later on. Isnt that what Morel Orel did as well?

What? No I am! >:(

***** You can be the lame Elf.

destroyer of worlds No, James said I'm the Wizard. If I can't be the Wizard then I'm not playing.

destroyer of worlds I wanna cast magic missile.

***** We can and we do if we don't have human shields... I-I mean traveling cohorts. That wasn't a Freudian slip, honestly. I was thinking about something else in my head and it just came out; completely irrelevant to the conversation, Ha ha. Actually, us black mages are good team players, and we'd never stab another party member in the back to further our own agenda. We've been oppressed for centuries because of that Class-ist trope which was spread around by Warriors because they felt inadequate because of our amazing intellect and huge penises.

I know still looks fun

ho ho I C what you did thar

Broken crap

face it breakfast is ruined

sharp crap

poor po

RIP teletubbie

Then James Kamehameha’d that Teletubbie.

strange I didn't know Teletubbies was a thing in the states

GeekyDiy Why would they not be? They were on for a while here

I think he was an American gladiators

He was also Motaro in MK Annihilation.

If a board game comes with a VCR, does that technically make it a video game?

Kickstart My Heart!

I think he actually even looks like Bon Jovi

+unkles My favorite Joke on this episode

+Feno Mozo word!

Me too

On the Complete season version on RU-vid, this episode lacks this joke for some reason.

It's almost like it's copyrighted material or something.

2:23*

Pretty much, yes.

2:24*

HEgehEYH GO tO trUthCoNteSTcoM, Read The PreSEnt4`5`

King Corduroy, especially since some glam bands had similar themes in their music videos.

@@OmeedNOuhadi what song is it?

@@moxxiiscarlett7141 🥰🥰🥰MOTLEY CRUE’S KICKSTART MY HEART 1989 🙌🙌🙌🥰🥰🥰

@@OmeedNOuhadi I thank you

I'd like to have James Rolfe as a NEIGHBOR.

Randomark3087 Your brother is pretty cool

Curious Do you you have a picture of its work? 😃

Seems cool

@@autumnsprites488 Sadly no. 😣

+YoursTruly_GTG Elder Scrolls: the board game

+YoursTruly_GTG actually there were a game similar but it used a DVD instead. forgot the name.

do ones am so UFC am PC

Tabletop Simulator.

@@WestleyWolf Was it Atmosfear? (Nightmare in the US) Atmosfear does have a DVD edition

Ooooh I'm in!!

I wanna be a powerful battle-mage!

The game sounds epic

I think we all are

+Shy Guy You still can. Tabletop Simulator has a mod that allows you to play the game; even has a tablet inside the simulator that goes right to the youtube channel for that VHS :P

JamesPlaysGames95 makes sense

Not to mention that he is seeing an animated teletubbie and talking to a tv

That electric crap though.

gas trap got me laughing the most ;) Love this!

"jaws of death crap" gets me. And "blade crap" sounds incredibly painful to pass through

Spear Crap is what gets me. I feel like everyone has had at least one of those craps listed.

The falling rock crap is my favourite

I guess, and not even all that into board games.

I’m seven years late but me too

Its DnD fellas

Thought I was the only one :D

Tim Fak #Hyperreality

Sebastian Klein how was it funny I didn’t even smirk

Time Horse me too

+Ramiro Galletti He'd do really well with Call of Cthulu. I can just imagine Troma-esque situations with monsters sucking peoples brains out.

"Recently?!" I had AtmosFear like 10 years ago! ...Or do you mean that they re-remade it?

They remade it.... Like I said. xD

ChrisSchimpf Right, AtmosFear is a remake. I get that. But 'recently?' It came out in like 2005 or something.

That's when I got it, hahahaha so I guess 'recent' really isn't recent xD give or take 10 years...

ChrisSchimpf I gotta agree with Spoony when it comes to the Atmosphere games, the only one worth it is Atmosfear The Harbingers. Else the original Nightmare and its expansions are pretty hard to have one of the players win.

***** Haven't we all?

+SiGhast watch out for the blade crap in the dank castle mentioned in the VHS.

I thought it meant the third Blade movie

+SiGhast I read pish-posh in Mr Burns voice.

at least we have virtualreality

What's that song called?

Motley Crue- Kickstart my heart

Hell yeah! That warrior is glam badass!

a few sheets of toilet paper in the bowl beforehand fixes that

Franny well I can't be the only one who takes a Jaws of Death crap

Franny

lol Oh God I hate that! When I was a kid I tried to avoid it anyway I could. I even tried standing over it so my ass was as far from the water as possible but all that did was make the crap hit the water even faster and splash it up even worse, like some kinda of cannon ball.. made of crap! I even drew an elaborate ACME style blueprint with a sliding door built into the side of the bowl that you quickly push across after dropping the shit bomb, thereby deflecting the splash. It never eventuated, but the principle theory was sound enough being 6 at the time.

DAYM THAT SOCKS

Also Motaro from Mortal Kombat: Annihilation

he also made a cameo in Falling Down

He also played a male stripper in an episode of married with children

I thought that was him....

Hi, I'm Board James and when Board James gets bored, I murder my friends and go fucking insane! HAHAHAHA H aA

Yeah exactly

+John Zoidberg lololololololololololololol!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

For you.

I AM NECESSARY EVIL

Clock it doesn't matter who we Are. What matters is our plan...

I thought that was M. Bison

+Blackened Yeah that is a creepypasta cliche that realy need to die...

***** Thanks man!!! XDXDXD

Wan Fakhrul Dank formally means moist

Cao Cao it means kush is some instances

Demon Hamster it means something is really good lol

+Demon Hamster Actually it means damp, moist, or musty. If you're getting that kind of herb, I'd suggest looking elsewhere.

+Demon Hamster it means good weed not kush

420

Morso

Morso

I wanna be da paladin :D

He didn't even look like a wizard

Oh come oooon at level 3 you can take the archetype that actually gives you hit points!

Electric Skittles dank means moist

Banana Camp Yeah I know it's just a prank

***** same here , although it was on a venom/punisher comic

He said "It was one of his favorite's." as in he has more than one favorite.

+Kayleigh Brown it has no meaning. I bet somebody popular used it in a wrong way one time, and it caught on with all the kids in the neighborhood. And since the internet is one huge neighborhood, it got blown way out of proportion and over-used to the point of becoming cringey. Kids just don't know how to stop abusing a one-time joke.

Y'all old men ain't know about my dank memes, dontcha?

+BuzzKill It does- it was usually used to refer to exceptionally high quality weed throughout the 90's and early 00's, as in "this weed is some dank shit" or "this herb is dank- it will mess you up". So the whole "dank memes" thing is a sarcastic reference to a bunch of internet teens who are advertising memes as being good the same way they would enthusiastically advertise weed.

jadedandbitter It must be an american thing. Cause that definitely was not what it meant in the 90s over here.

Dank is something that is hard to explain and must usually be shown or experienced. It is mentioned briefly in Simpsons when Moe is thinking of getting rid of the dank in his bar. Carl profusely protests the preposterous idea.