Drake - Scorpion ALBUM REVIEW 

YOU ARE HIDING A NOT GOOD, LET THAT SCORE COME HOME

would have been 10/10 if the michael jackson sample had been the billie jean's "but the kid is not my son"

Drake named his album scorpion because male scorpions make out with teenagers

Drake makes music for people who drink beer with a straw

“So egotistical it makes Kanye west seem well adjusted” ☠️☠️☠️

lmao his face was on the independent women playlist on spotify lololol

I love that Drake is just staring at Anthony with such anger in his eyes he might start crying.

Look at Drake in the background "mean-muggin" Fantano for the whole video xD

I wasn't hiding my ghost writer from the world, I was hiding the world from my ghostwriter ~ Drake

Drake: drops duppy freestyle Pusha-T: *YOU ACTIVATED MY TRAP CARD*

Drake literally made a song called "8 Out Of 10" and you have the audacity to give him a 4/10. Unbelievable.

Michael Jackson - "Filler" ft. Drake

Makes a track called "8 out of 10" Gets a 4 out of 10. I love it

this album is a better Drake diss than Pusha T’s

4/10 is generous tbh

10= Perfect 9= Really loved it 8= Loved it 7= Really liked it 6= Liked it 5= Average 4= Didn't like it 3= Really didn't like it 2=Hated it 1=Really hated

What pissed me the most was that Spotify had his face all over the platform for the entire day lol

*Melon's rating on this album is: **_I'm Upset_*

The sad thing is, Drake doesn't have to be focused or have a clear direction. The direction he is on took him to 700,00 albums sold the first week and 333,000 albums sold the second week. There is no financial incentive for him to produce quality.

The 2.6k dislikes are people who listened to In My Feelings once, and think that's how the other hour and thirty minutes of Scorpion sounds like.

The whole review it looks like drake is glaring deep into anthony’s eyes, getting more and more upset as he trashes his album 😭😂

Take Care is still The Weeknd's best album.

"The flow is so basic it basically sounds like drake is just talking" this had me dying.

lol theres really people who think scorpion is much better than KSG

YEAH IM LIGHTSKIN BUT IM STILL A DARK MELON

Drake is *thirty-one* saying he's transitioning from a boy to a man...

"I think disc 1 is much more enjoyable, though not by much" Anthony Fantano 2018

Did Fantano use the word "simping" before it became a big meme?

drake's face on the cover is like he's actually watching Anthony doing this review

Dude. Have some respect for the dead.

7:10 he got so mad he threw his phone 😂

This actually got nominated for an Grammy award... can’t believe it

Why is Drake looking at Ovotano like a snack?

I wasn't hiding the melon from the world I was hiding the world from the melon

Here after the Kendrick Diss

Fav track: 8 out of 10 Review: 4/10

Drake pulled out the dr Seuss rhymes in this one

Melon went harder on drake on this review than pusha, budden, and that kid who shot him on degrassi ever did

You know it really speaks to how unstoppable Drake actually is that not only is he just about the only star to be relevant the entire 2010s, but he puts out like 4 mediocre albums in a row and gets destroyed by Pusha and still gets a number 1 every time he drops. Laugh Now Cry Later, Wants & Needs and Toosie Slide are forgettable at best and still chart for months at a time. It's absurd, and as someone who does like Drake I really wish he'd flop for a bit so he gets hungry again and stops putting out boring shit because he knows he could fart on a track and still have it go number 1 with basic bitches going "oh bruh this my shit"

just did the math; Melon Man's average rating for a Drake album is 5.2/10

*FINALLY I KNOW MY OPINION*

That rating was higher than I expected.

Filler the album. 2/10

scorpion is large gay

*slaps roof of scorpion* you can fit so many terrible songs in this bad boy

trans... gender have you given this album a listen

Drake is " *the Rupi Kaur of poetry* & *the Nickelback of rap* "

"I think disk 1 is much more enjoyable and consistent But not by much" Ah Tony, such a way with words

F I L L E R: T H E A L B U M

“Y’all killed thatistheplan but let Fader live. Chuchesta’s done.” - Jay-Z

Drake is the soccer mom of rappers

the easiest way to describe drake is hes a hit maker, but hes not an album artist. as someone who hates his music i feel like this is a fair assessment

Album cover looking like somebody kidnapped Drake & are making him watch Anthony’s review in real-time, while he fights off tears. Get that poor boy a cookie ( ཀ ʖ̯ ཀ)

The way Drake is looking at Melon . 😂

A very boring album indeed. Repetitive and overstuffed.

Yo 25 tracks is too much

5:23 "I think Disc 1 is *much* more enjoyable and consistent, though not by *much* "

*20 minutes* OH BOI HERE WE GO

TA13OO >>>>>>> Scorpion

This guy is the best music critic I've ever seen....

This albums proves that popularity does not always equal quality

"Y'all killed X and let Melon live, shhh, s-streets is done" - Hov

5:50 aged like the very finest of wines

I love when people make excuses for drake, the dude is canned corn. Listen to him alone in your room, nobody cares.

Melon we asked for a NOT GOOD

"I wasn't trying to keep my album from Melon, I was trying to keep Melon from my album"- Drake 2018

What he said about MJ is right. Drake shit is disrespectful. I can't believe people are okay with that.

For every 10 of Drake's songs 1 might be good. He does the popular stuff right, makes the cover retro but the video expensive and trendy, drops a shit ton of features, gets seen with a bunch of athletes, chase some clout, all that jazz. The man's a hollow vessel.

Guess that 8 out of 10 wasn't God's Plan. Ain't no joke, he upset.

Drakes live reaction to pusha Adonis would have been much better than this album lol

I better see this shirt for clb, that shit was disappointing

listened to three seconds of the first song and i went back to kids see ghosts

wait that's not young thug on mob ties?? that's drake?? wtf

Drake isn’t hiding his musical talent from the world. He’s hiding the world from his musical talent.

The album is pure garbage

He literally asked for an 8/10 on the album and you give it a 4/10? Very unkind of you

FILLER: THE ALBUM hahaha

I heard someone say, Drake is the Nickleback of rap

Part2 just dropped

watching this ahead of CLB release, praying for a NOT GOOD

YOU ARE WITHHOLDING A CHILD

*Scorpthony 4/10Tano*

Drake will run out of material. Why does he make so much music? He don't have to! Nas don't have to do anything. Nas blesses us with something. I will take what I get from Nas. Drake needs to scale back. No double CDs from Drake. No more.

Man, thanks for always contributing to the conversation so eruditely. I already have my own perspective because I've been a die-hard Drake fan for so, so long now. But you really hit it out of the ballpark, and you explain all these things that otherwise would have taken me years (or never) to pick up on. Thanks SO MUCH for putting your talents to good use!

*Melon do you love me, Are you riding, Say you never ever rate me above five*

YOU ARE HIDING A NOT GOOD

This review aged so well

Drake coulda made it a 7-8 Track album like Pusha, Kanye, and Cudi, but nope. 25 song with 17 being filler, for what exactly?

Drake would be a lot more tolerable if he dropped the tough guy rap act and stopped pretending to be lyrical. I see him more as a caricature of a musician than an actual one.

And I thought Pusha T was the only person who could defeat Drake

At this point no reason to review anymore drake projects.

Hands down, you are the best reviewer. You are totally non bias, and completely honest. You explain things so well. Thank you for your content. Edit: Definitely got my sub bro.

7:07 when Drake said "mouses", I felt that

Drake angrily staring at Anthony the whole time really sets the tone for this review

Drake's most popular review: "I hate listening to this album. It's awful." Kendrick's most popular review: "Its a benchmark for hip hop. 10/10."

You guys are here for 10:28 You're welcome

Watching Anthony give this album a 4 almost makes it worth me suffering through all 90 minutes of it

Drake makes Kanye look like a humble artist.

“Disc 1 is MUCH more enjoyable but not by MUCH” c’mon Melon lmao

When he said that drake was "doing a thugger impression" I thought he was exaggerating but then I listened to the song... And well he's right.