Drama Time - The Guild of Dads 

That dad guild sounded awesome! Would have killed to join a guild like that.

The fact the PI was raffled is hilarious to me. I am a monk so i dont have to worry about it but if the guild had any warlocks they may have G-Quit on the spot lol

air conditioning has still not made it to the old world i see lol

I was on azuremyst at this time and the server first guild was averice and their gm was a mage of whom i have forgotten the name its been a long time, they got sf on pretty much everything untill they disbanded a little after totc i believe maybe ulduar but i know they raided uld because we were going for SF algalon 25 and they killed it days before we did, i still remember that message popping up in chat xD those were good times Edit: it just so happens there is actually a video of this kill still on youtube this drama time brought back memories thanks preach

As a Greek person the moment i would hear "i am Greek and i am a descendant of Zeus" unironically, i would quit the guild and get a restraining order. Non-greeks might not take it as anything more than just weird, it but that is a massive, MASSIVE red flag. Also the " and more" in reference of Zeus probably mean he was from Crete. The myth says that it was Zeus's birthplace.

i never knew ragnaros was south america, I did however come to realize over some time that if anyone from ragnaros was in a raid they were consistantly the absolute bottom of any meter and would die constantly to any type of mechanic. It was hilarious how it reliably it happened.

that UO story hurt my soul, there were so many inaccuracies and a couple just false statements in there, this was written like from a teenager looking to boast without actually knowing the subject ^^

In my experience you need atleast a few people whose whole purpose is to parse. As long as they aren’t too over bearing I don’t mind helping them out so they can carry the dps.

nice stories as always Bex

Cheese and bacon on top of everything sounds good, not health, but sounds really good xD Yeah the guild in the second story sounded good, other than his lie about the age all was good But yeah I 100% understand him quitting, even though there weren't really red flags (imo)

The Guild Raffle voices were MAGICAL!

58:52 to be fair, the entire point of a guild bank is making sure your team has everything it needs to clear the raids. If your guild isn't using the guild bank that way, just leave.

"PI is usually given to the player who can benefit the most, mathematically.". No, I trade it to the Evoker for Source of Magic and get to forget about mana restrictions. TBF, he's a good target for it regardless, but that's not why I give it to him lol

*THE DUCKING HOLY PALADIN I’M WHEEZING* 💀💀💀💀💀

Thought for sure you were going to say the raffle prize was going to be a piece of loot that drops that you want you auto get. :(

Goodrich messed up big time. He should have just recruited more serious raiders and put the casuals in their own raid team and them flail around.

The first guy has delusions of grandeur hardcore Lol

It's true though. I can't stand rag players. 90% of my m+ runs hasn't been great because of rag players. Either they mess up and leave, play poorly, or if there is a wipe in the run they just ditch out. It's so hard finding the few good players so I just black list the server.

CHUD? CHUD = Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dwellers ... right? came out in the mid 1980s I think. One of them "it's so bad it's good" drive-in movie horror flicks

100% here for PI raffle, my logs would be epic :D

I’m glad we live in a day and age where people can enjoy gaming on multiple platforms because at one time that didn’t exist. Play what you want on what you want and have a good time!

Damn Ultima sounds kinds like runescape, be born, start killing cows for xp and cowhide

Will there be a non-spoiler FF16 Review Vid?

I as a Druid killed Anzu at Heroic Sethekk Halls dungeon that dropped the ground mount Reins of the Raven Lord, with only a 1% drop rate. Yes I know how odds work, doing it 2 days in a row doesn't increase your odds of getting it, the odds are always 1% I ran it for 2 years everyday during Lich King. I'm 100% sure you needed a druid in your party to summon Anzu, or be a druid to solo it, also didn't hurt to walk past most everything stealthed to speed up the daily run. And Anzu could only be summoned once a day. I started dating a girl I met in game IRL & from time to time she'd run Sethekk Halls with me knowing how much time I put into it & she said she's have the second one that drops. And when ever we saw someone on Raven Lord we'd both drool, & not just because it was rare, or looked different that the other mounts that all came in 18 different recolorings, at this time Raven Lord was 100% unique, there were zero variations of this mount recolored. But on her birthday I told her if it dropped it would be hers to take, that no man would take his irl girl friends chance for a 1% super rare mount card on her 21st birthday, the last birthday in a humans life that mattered, countinnnnng birthdays after 21 is just stupid, unless your the age to retire, but pfff, by than you're old & no one cares.

GUILD OF DADS: If you're a young man around older men that have happy homes, married, with kids, damn you've a lot to learn from them. When I was a "kid" in my late teens & twenties I kept both ears & eyes open around those older than me, both those that were successful & failures to learn all I could on what to do, & what not to do in my life. One thing I was told over & over again was invest, invest, invest. Glad I listened, I am able to retire at anytime at a damn early age.

Why didn't Martin bribe someone to buy even more tickets than him and the other guy

Dude judged the crap out of the dads, calling them racist rednecks based on nothing, yet somehow feels as though *they* are the judgmental ones.

No way this dork got Highwarlord

4:44 To be faaaaair....

No GigaRoss; maybe a MegaRoss at best, probably more of a KiloRoss on a bad day.

Episode should be renamed ‘The Guild Raffle’ as that was the longest and best story.

I’m a nearly 40 yr old dad and I’ll definitely parse better than you

DT ayo

u cant single buff people in retail, so that story is fake. the raid leader would have noticed that people didnt have buffs earlier anyway since even more casual guilds use addons for that

Bro why the fuck does this rogue want pi

Hell yeaaaw brudaaah guild hunting party yeeeehaaaaw

Azralon is full of amazing players, mythic raiding guilds and great pvpers but there is a culture of "trolling the americans" here since we have been the target of a lot of racism and harrasment that comes from them so if you are NA and you meet someone from Azralon in a pug and he is playing shitty there is a high chance that they are doing it on purpose. Like in everything this is not what all Brazilian players do, i myself dont do stuff like that. Now the Ragnaros players... yeah they are just shit at the game... ive never met a good Ragnaros player since that server opened.

Imagine joining a guild and complaining the memes are better in your old one. What a bellend

Pretty sure that first story was either nonsense or he was playing on a janky private server. The big giveaway was stealing from his friend's house. UO housing on the official servers didn't work that way - you couldn't even enter someone's house unless they gave you a key. Even if you could get in, you couldn't actual take anything unless you had access. Figuring out who was stealing from you would be pretty easy. There were hacks and bugs you could use to get around it but it didn't involve stealth.

Ragnaros and all OCE/LA servers are to be avoided like the plague. Want a raid, dungeon, or m+ to be a complete waste of time and fail to complete anything? Party with someone from those servers. Its literal cancer.

No no no let’s be very clear. Ragnaros americas is the worst sever. The other Latin servers are not like them quelthalas is fine I don’t even know what the others are but rag players are all the same.

I mean, the South is pretty much their own country at this point. They wanted their own "Texit" after the whole Brexit thing.

Xbox is more powerful than the ps5, why you gotta be cringe about it man

Rag/quel/az are all trash servers

As someone born and raised in the south east us mispronunciation, unnecessary abbreviations and racism are all fair assumptions

Portable A/C is a thing Mike.