Dreams of Sorbet | Vir Das: Landing  

But not HIV free, eh?

@@thebeatnumberDepends on how safe they are. I understand this was a joke, but I don’t care. Sorry for the intrusion.

-i know its just a joke but mainstream queer culture being defined by upper class white gay men alienates and erases the vast majority of queer people-

@@thebeatnumberwe got prep now

@@thebeatnumber the 80’s called they want their joke back, loser

sorbeyyyy

What does sorbet means ?

@@durgasriullewad5424it’s a type of dessert

It's kind of like ice cream, but it is made without cream nor milk, just fruit juice/purée (more rarely, some alcohols as well), ice, and sugar, if needed. You can't make vanilla or chocolate sorbet, but citrus (especially lemon and lime) and berries (except strawberries) are common sorbet flavours.@@durgasriullewad5424

It‘s the on point mix of the indian accent and the gay accent.

The one sleeping with a smile on his face is his friend, he refers to *himself* as the loser.

@@RuneKatashima I know I was just quoting the different phrases.

​@@RuneKatashimaI think he means double gay as in 1. Homosexual and 2. Happy

Best Radiohead song

“I’m not a groomer, I’m just a loser”

His mom: oh thank god

@@catblue4690😭 completely went over my head

​@@QuantumPurpleI hope it was a reference to the ukelele girl

"Sorbet :3" somehow portrays EXACTLY how he said it 😭😭😭

What that mean to?

Frfr​@@esmmsfor

How is that emoticon the exact sound he made 😭

@@jesuschristbutafab9923 ikr 😭

Thank you font-knowing stranger. I will never use this information but I am glad to have it.

@@angusmuir6180LMAO AGREED I PROBABLY WONT EITHER BUT ITS GOOD TO KNOW

Gold in the iron mine found, love this info

Thank you!

How did you guess that?😅

I relate to this line so hard 😭

Same. 21 about to be 22 next april. Fucking pray for me.

@@Rahul_Sastry You’ll get there homes. There’s gonna be someone that’ll fall head over heels for ya.

@@Rahul_Sastry 21? You're basically still a baby, dude lol. Don't let anyone pressure you. 21 is still VERY very young.

Im both sadly

True most of them are just always “Oh being gay is bad! Lol!” But that’s exactly the kind of jokes I have been actually waiting to hear about! Nothing against the community, just a light hearted joke

Looked like a very festive Hitler salute.

​@@mybaguettes5937 If only the trans community could have such a luxury! XD

@@saturniidspectresomeday!

​@saturniidspectre your community needs a sense of humour first lol. No hate but a lot of you are thin-skinned as hell.

We are only like 20 years past trying to electrocute the demons out of people being a commonly accepted medical practice I mean it's still an option but most doctors these days wanna try and see if they can make you OD on antipsychotics and antidepressants before they recommend shock therapy, also the conversion camps are stupid AF, take a bunch of gay kids out in the middle of nowhere for weeks at a time with limited supervision what do you think is gonna happen? A: they all learn to conform to traditional gender norms or B: they all won't stop fucking literally everytime they are left alone. They really need to start handing out penicillin shots at those camps

​@@fxyo1368No

​@fxyo1368 not at all. Nowhere scientific is there any form of any proof that homosexuality is a disorder. It's common in animals- lions, penguins and rabbits for example have been documented having homosexual relationships. Please educate yourself instead of being hateful.

​@@fxyo1368😐

@@fxyo1368 Tell that to literally every mammal on earth, bud.

😂😂😂

Fax

Ikr!

😂😂😭bruhhhhhh

Because they were roommates 😉

You can't sleep next to your gay friends? 🤔🤔

why would u,last thing i want is to be touched.@@happilyevernever4289

​@@happilyevernever4289People are way too horny fr

My favourite dessert 🍨

"Sorbet💅🏾"

Exactly!😁 And then he‘s always there to watch Shawshank sleep and wake up … is Vir telling us something without telling us?

Till now i didnt even knew T is silent...😅

@@oscah_whisky “💫✨sorbet✨💫”

@@dj-ux1jr , yup..it's a French based word.

Lol yeah

NAWWW THATS CUTE

Wattpad yaoi ass name

Do you think Sorbet's nickname for Shashank is Gelato?

@@terraventus22 might be!

Yes!!!

I can’t with the delivery of “What are you dreaming about??” “Sorbet 🥰” 😭😭😭

FACTS. I’m CACKLING

💯💯💯

You can only make gay jokes about them being superior to u or amazing got it

I see what you did there 😂😂

I've heard this way too many times

@@shashi43526 😅

Damn I wanted to make this joke 😭😂

​@shashankgilla95 that's the price of sorbet dreams.

;)

This person is asking the right questions 😂😂

Love this comment omg😭

Seems pretty gay to me

I was thinking the same thing 😂

im both!

​@@fourthmatchflameare you really tho? Not seeing you losing anything rn

@@DungEnjoyerris that a compliment or a joke about their virginity? 😂

​@@fourthmatchflamesuddenly library of ruina reference

@@Lord-mittens It's everything you could interpret it as.

Agree

Yess

​@@batsnghostzI mean sure... I guess I'll agree.

​@@Ellotherematey😂

fr

I'm with you on that

cool mix of american/desi accent!!:]]

it’s northern Indian accent

​@@happiyyyyyou could always...talk to your kids? It doesnt have to be a explicit or anything. There is anumber of children's book that break it to them that there are gay people in this world, and although different to what they had seen so far, it didnt mean they are bad or strange etc

@@onepiecegotmeinlove691 i dont have kids. yet. I do it with my younger sibling though. Sensitizing him about these issues. But I meant gumrah was a really good show. I don't wanna police or control my future kids can't see their internet habits. Coz i will also be like my parents no matter what i try. Cant keep up with technology and new trends. Already behind on reels etc. I will put on such shows and movies as cautionary tales. Edit: I never said anything about hiv, gay pr sexuality. Can yall please stop assuming things and leave me alone. I just made a lil comment about a show called 'Gumrah' that I liked and news. It is borderline harassment that I'm facing in the replies. The OP said whatever they said about hiv and gay. I didn't. I don't need your unsolicited advices. 🙏🏻 You don't know me or know what it's like to grow up in India. You are just assuming things. My comment was about the internet. Coz you can't control what children see or are exposed to on the internet. Violence, blackmailing, grooming it affects their development. Gumrah was a show for teenagers and not children. And my lived experience and my replies have nothing to do with the comedian. He's like 2 decades older to me and he belongs to a very rich class Like top 1% and its comedy, these events may or may not have happened.

​@@happiyyyymy thoughts somewhere aligns with u..but i would req u that please share good bonds with your kids..make them feel that it's absolutely okay to discuss huss shush topics with u..u don't have to be so controlling just show them your side of affection and everything will be 👍

😂😂😂

Your parents are funny

Got me laughing😂😂😂

He is one of the most famous fucktards in this world

Mine tooo😅😅

he is not funny

@@manikandan1111 ok, tell us a joke :)

No they aren’t. They’re synonymous actually

Not exactly the opposite 💀

best gay joke i've ever heard rofl that sorbet shit killed my ass

You don’t get to tell people how and what they find funny :)

@@Femtoisbackandbetteri mean. i understand that in principal but surely a queer person could be able to tell you if a joke abt being queer was funny in the eyes of the general queer community or not 😶

@@lord_ozymandias nope, you’re not the comedy police

@@lord_ozymandias that cult doesn’t have a good sense of humor anyways 😂

so real

Same 😔😔😔

ur so real for this

Same 😢

This is so real 👌

🏳️‍🌈🤢🤢

​@@AbdiFater-ze7ns bro that's your dad you're talking about

@@SeveralGhost Atleast I have a dad, you were a born as a group project💀

@@AbdiFater-ze7ns you learning to accept your gay dad is amazing, my 12 parents and I are very proud of you

​@@SeveralGhostyour ratios should go down as legends.

For real, I could listen to him all day ❤ so soothing 😌😌😌

My dreams are good too, I'm a fruit bat, Eating tiny berries in big trees in open fields. It's very nice.

maybe being trans alongside being gay canceled it out for me because i dream about giant archaic towers made of corpses

But what about the unicorns?

@@SCSilk yk they be prancing

​@@biggestastiest I think it does honestly, Im trans and straight and dream about voids filled with pillars made of living human hands

Comedy is subjective. You dont decide what is good and what is sub-par.

@@SeanMoran-ct2xk What's funny to individuals is indeed subjective, but you can study and classify comedy. Jokes as a medium are not entirely devoid of objectivity. Much - though certainly not all - comedy about LGBT people is offensive purely for the sake of being shocking and barely even qualifies as humor. I am simply pointing out that this short is an exception.

@@SeanMoran-ct2xk and before you bring anything else up, I would like to further clarify that I don't believe offensive comedy is inherently bad. I'm a fan of South Park and its brand of humor, for instance. What I despise is when jokes are either lazy or dishonest, and much of the comedy surrounding LGBT people is both. Take, for example, the conservative favorite "I identify as an attack helicopter", which is extremely overused and illogical. I admire creativity above all else - alongside, well, not spreading bigotry and misinformation about marginalized groups, as in the case of Dave Chapelle - which is why I appreciate this short.

​@@leopardsun based

@@leopardsunYou dont decide what qualifies as humor. You contradicted yourself in the same paragraph. You only feel this way because you are in said group.

Oh, that change is wonderful, glad you discovered yourself

@Snowylover hey I might just be a confused ass kid🤷‍♂️ Edit: after close consideration I have discovered its just women. Sorry for the confusion everybody

lolo missed the F bomb eh??

@@FUBARGunpla I think Treefoxxi meant in comparison to comedians that pretty much do nothing other than curse nonstop, which is definitely still a trend.

@@josephschultz3301 yes it wasnt all vulgarity the whole time and me that's refreshing af

@@FUBARGunpla mm no but there weren't many eh??

@@Treefoxxi "doesn't have to curse" *curses*

Soft

@@Femtoisbackandbetter the hell you mean-

@@arsonzartz wow sensitive and poor reading comprehension yikes. If you can’t handle homophobic jokes, get off the internet

a homophobic joke, like what? these comedian videos are never some ultra offensive joke, therefore i conclude that you are braindead

It means that he really wanted an homophobic joke for his down low self but got disappointed so he just calling other's soft ​@@arsonzartz

do you also dream of sorbet???

long lost brother????

It's the sassiness

Nothing is more unattractive

"if I were gay, I would have had a gay boyfriend by now" i mean you're not gonna have a straight boyfriend also being bi i can confirm that's false, im out here playing both teams and STILL losing

honestly ive always preferred waiting for love rather than looking for it. i did wait for a long time and I found it.

Several comedians have done so. This joke was quite mediocre. I think people are over hyping it because it's "safe" and doesn't push boundaries or challenge anyone's ego as comedy typically does.

@@Mili-bedili name the comedians.

@KunchiZeetutu There's always a reason to be happy but there's always a homie on my side if something happens 😂👍🏻