If I was Tomar's principal and this kid told me "You'll get your comeuppance when I SLIME you!" I wouldn't be able to sleep at night, like I would have no idea what he was up to.
@grimble4564 no you have it wrong. Jack Black made a name for himself and kept getting Video Game gigs like Brutal Legend and the Mario Movie in hopes that OneyNG would collaborate with him on a music video.
I love how genuinely insane it gets. The part about the cops just letting her go despite being hammered was too real, along with the dog held hostage. If it wasn't for them being in LA I'd assume this was in Florida.
I wish we could get them all together one last time and just have them go over every story that made it on oneyplays and just go through each person's perspective
the image of her just gesturing wildly to the literal maggots all over the counters is wonderful i lived in a shitty alcoholic truck drivers trailer, father in law refused to take care of house and take trash out, and a bunch of house flies came in and laid eggs all over the food so there were actual maggots crawling all over the rolling trash can that the trucks collect, and they were in the inside trash as well. Its HORRIBLE.
That’d be cool, it looks like they were playing cover for her on the Sleepycabin podcast, jokingly blaming each other, probably to try and keep the peace.
@@soapyrainmaker5367with how open Cory is about his degeneracy I doubt that he wouldn’t want people knowing about it, he’d probably tell that story himself
The ending of the pizza story is one of the most comically stupid things I've ever heard... It's like a king drinking a goblet of wine poured by a guy who openly wants to take his throne.
"I'm not a turd about that kind of thing, i was willing to give him more" he says about the guy that poisoned his pizza lol, i think if someone is even just verbally abusive to you, that's deserving of no tip, because they're no longer there to deliver you food, they're there to shake you down for money.
Dude everyone on my school was using the PSP for pr0n, you'd see a bunch of kids crowded up around a PSP and they'd be a 80% chance of them being on red tube or something
I'm glad that cops have mostly let me off lightly but at the same time I love that whenever you're in conflict the police mostly show up to do literally nothing and then tell you that if you deal with it yourself, you can go to jail. I love that everyone in this country plays this game of being as horrible as possible up to the point of committing a crime, just baiting you to finally get sick of their shit so they can record you and tell a judge actually they're the victim.
16:50 dingdongs tipping story is always insane to me, because at no point should getting a low tip or even 0 tip justifies being rude to a customer, you just say "thank you have a good day" and move on, but apparently wherever dingdong lives you have to tip at least 200% or else you're a horrible person.
That guy sounds like an unhinged weirdo like if you don’t like the job don’t fucking do it nothing justifies messing with someone’s food nevermind he actually tipped
@@culture4519 yeah he was, and even though he was a bad guy clearly deserving of no tip, dingdong still had to go out and say "i tip guys i'm not a turd" as if tipping a guy like that is anything but crazy.
11:25 fun fact, my school which is in the middle of nowhere in NJ actually won one of those sweepstakes in 2001 so they would go somewhere random like that
That's usually how I am with Zach on repeated viewings, like "Oh boy, I sure love this shrill breathy British voice he ALWAYS pulls out." (At least Cherokee Patty is interesting)
Chris and ding dong n Julian's encounter with the super saiyan Russian man is why I stopped ordering doordash or postmates. I started working from home a few years before the pandemic in 2017. I ordered Thai food from a local restaurant in my area of Southern California. It was beyond cold. I warmed it up and got the worst diahrrea I've ever experienced.
I'm of the opinion that Ding Dong was being paranoid about the pizza guy. The delivery guy probably seemed off from a language barrier, the pizza being smashed up the first time was probably from a driving error. When I worked at Dominos, braking too hard or cornering hard could turn a pizza to a big pile of shit straight away. I think Ding Dong's fear of confrontation, the driver's communication issues from being ESL and digestive issues happening at bad timing, maybe from a mistake from the pizza shop not the driver, lead to all of this. I could be wrong of course, but nothing the pizza driver did sounded malicious as much as just issues with communication. I can't think of anything he could have done to the pizza to make people sick without causing an obvious nasty taste. It seems more likely the pizza shop didn't rotate/store their ingredients properly, or left traces of cleaning chemicals. Just my 2 cents guys please don't eat me alive just from giving my humble opinion!
You can do things to poison people and it won't be detected if they don't go to the doctors. There's also the fact that the driver was known to grubhub specifically because he had so many issues with the customers meaning he was doing something wrong to cause it. Chances are the guy was an illegal and he didn't care about laws
@@JimMilton-ej6zi Yeah, I really can't say for sure, only go off my hunch. I don't think anyone can be certain about this. People are capable of all sorts of craziness. It's just the vibe I get from how Ding Dong tells the story and just how he can be as a person in general. The guy could have been getting petty revenge, or he could have been acting weird due to a mix of anger, language barrier or legitimately trying to make sure Ding Dong will be satisfied with the pizza and be able to defend himself if he gets a bad review again. It's hard to tell if he was trying to improve his reputation and keep his job or if he just didn't care and was willing to throw it away. After learning about visine it seems that's the most likely poison if it were tainted.
That last guy literally sounded like a psycho (couldn't read or understand emotions basically admitted he was at least considering hitting a woman because she wouldn't hook up with him and the woods part didn't seem right).
If anyone is interested, it looks like the Italian man’s alias at the time he was in Wexford was Antonio Di Munno, he jumped into the river in Wexford after Italy won the World Cup in 2006, there’s an article about it in the Irish Independent online.
Ok that’s concerning because I have a ornate box full of cat whiskers (The whiskers are found in the house when they naturally drop off the cats) It’s for an inside joke
I like to imagine that the joke is just you and your friends standing around a box of cat whiskers, laughing hysterically whenever you flip the lid open
