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Dave talks about how people deal with drugs

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@jeffreyfife5293
@jeffreyfife5293 4 года назад
Let’s not ignore this man just hit the dirtiest moonwalk ever out of nowhere for one second.
@MrArjay123
@MrArjay123 4 года назад
Jeffums @1:44
@darrendabner8436
@darrendabner8436 4 года назад
Facts! That shit was smooth as fuck
@originalunoriginal4055
@originalunoriginal4055 4 года назад
Fact: MJ learnt the moonwalk from Dave Chappell
@macadon041
@macadon041 4 года назад
Lol 😂🤣😂🤣
@493HZ
@493HZ 4 года назад
TRUST ME, so fucking overlooked, how is that so smooth. The camera GLIDED with the man
@zodiac909
@zodiac909 7 лет назад
This man is a living cartoon character. One in a million.
@jamega4000
@jamega4000 6 лет назад
Brian Nava Eddie Murphy and Chris Rock are up there too
@Ray2311us
@Ray2311us 5 лет назад
One in a billion would seem much more accurate.
@pinakijana9479
@pinakijana9479 5 лет назад
If you're talking about cartoon character then you can't forget Jim Carrey
@paparabi2245
@paparabi2245 5 лет назад
He's 1 in 8 billion
@nikanzare3099
@nikanzare3099 5 лет назад
One in a million is like.. 8000 people
@christianhuye9018
@christianhuye9018 2 года назад
I cried when he was pretending to be the old guy using the walker “That old man must be tripping”😂
@Svbr2th
@Svbr2th 2 года назад
What's so funny is after his moonwalk, he goes right back to the "walker" like it didn't happen lmmfao
@praisejesusrepentorlikewis6218
@praisejesusrepentorlikewis6218 2 года назад
Repent to Jesus Christ! “The grass withers and the flowers fall, but the word of our God endures forever.”” ‭‭Isaiah‬ ‭40:8‬ ‭NIV‬‬ F
@jelanibellamy5218
@jelanibellamy5218 2 года назад
🤣🤣🤣🤣💯💯💯💯
@leahwanjiru8557
@leahwanjiru8557 2 года назад
trippin like a baby girraffe in high heels🤣
@paulkarimi2728
@paulkarimi2728 2 года назад
Same here
@stonedstreamingna6852
@stonedstreamingna6852 2 года назад
He had absolutely no right showing us only a glimpse of his abilities with that moonwalk, we need more
@emmanuelbalderrama5074
@emmanuelbalderrama5074 3 года назад
"You ain't crisp but you'll function" Favorite line 😂😂
@proud2bpagan
@proud2bpagan 3 года назад
That was pretty much the take my ex wife and I had on weed. She has RA,and I had bad teeth, so the weed was a god send. I wish my home state would just go ahead and legalize it.
@codyh2492
@codyh2492 3 года назад
@@proud2bpagan I agree with the last sentence. But what is RA? And what does you having bad teeth have to do with it?
@proud2bpagan
@proud2bpagan 3 года назад
@@codyh2492 RA is Rheumatoid Arthritis. bad teeth cause really bad abcesses if you get gingervitis. the infection makes your tooth pain almost unbearable.
@codyh2492
@codyh2492 3 года назад
@@proud2bpagan Gotcha, thanks for clearing that up.
@aronorenda
@aronorenda 3 года назад
@@proud2bpagan lol it's gingivitis... Gingervitis is when you become a ginger
@EyedCrown
@EyedCrown 4 года назад
He was so high that he went for a haircut without having hair
@Adam_Ch739
@Adam_Ch739 4 года назад
Oooor he doesn't have hair because he went to the barber shop hmmm? 😂
@royythaboi7163
@royythaboi7163 4 года назад
😂😅most underrated comment on here!
@blockhead420420
@blockhead420420 4 года назад
Who knows how old this story is hes telling he had hair once have you seen the movie the nutty professor
@andrewjohnson7158
@andrewjohnson7158 4 года назад
U trippin
@Skitz0frenix
@Skitz0frenix 4 года назад
Still. Bald people go to the barber to shave their head ;)
@1077jeremy
@1077jeremy 2 года назад
I love how Dave’s talking to himself voice sounds like a silly white guy. “Dave calm down, man.” Lol
@lonniewilson8357
@lonniewilson8357 2 года назад
Its called a conscious...we all have it lol.
@dare_challenge_a_god1536
@dare_challenge_a_god1536 2 года назад
What Dave
@seanford5707
@seanford5707 2 года назад
Racist
@robertdevito1098
@robertdevito1098 2 года назад
You need to calm down there Ridgeway what kind of a comment was that?
@DemonHeart719
@DemonHeart719 2 года назад
@@seanford5707 cry about it
@LunaSangre
@LunaSangre 2 года назад
“If I was 75 I’d do coke heroin everything, I wouldn’t give a fk.”
@user-zm8sc1gr4h
@user-zm8sc1gr4h 5 лет назад
“If your landlord hooked on crack, that means you’ve gotta have the rent”😆
@VonTaylan
@VonTaylan 4 года назад
😂😂😂😂😂😂
@cinnamoomilk
@cinnamoomilk 4 года назад
Ya damn skippy! On time, off time, anytime that dude need a fix that rent is due on the spot
@growing.grounds4054
@growing.grounds4054 4 года назад
If you late your fucked !
@cybilebenedict
@cybilebenedict 4 года назад
👌🏽😂
@stonerjoe2920
@stonerjoe2920 4 года назад
Thanks I was watching this too
@jimbeam3783
@jimbeam3783 4 года назад
He killed that moonwalk 😂 1:44
@RaspySquares
@RaspySquares 4 года назад
Right? Audience was too white...
@JohnSmith-ki3li
@JohnSmith-ki3li 4 года назад
@TheHumanity! oof
@Reversisms
@Reversisms 4 года назад
@TheHumanity! ooofff
@donjohn2239
@donjohn2239 4 года назад
@TheHumanity! Shit.
@meechoe7403
@meechoe7403 4 года назад
TheHumanity! Don’t have to be black. You’re too uncultured.
@supernerdy6612
@supernerdy6612 2 года назад
the fact i knew everyjoke he was going to make and his execution still made me laugh shows his skill.
@paulredinger5830
@paulredinger5830 Год назад
Old Dave is one of the best comedians alive.
@willr8764
@willr8764 5 лет назад
The elephant's temporal lobe (the area of the brain associated with memory) is larger and denser than that of people - hence the saying 'elephants never forget'.
@nicolasredyr7068
@nicolasredyr7068 4 года назад
So he's like the avatar of comedy?
@chasegwop47
@chasegwop47 4 года назад
nicolas redyr basically
@rudi_tabootie
@rudi_tabootie 4 года назад
I love Dave to death, but there have been others
@rodolfoalvajr5430
@rodolfoalvajr5430 4 года назад
You forgot Richard Pryor Sam Keneson Rodney Dangerfield redd fox
@Oly1y
@Oly1y 4 года назад
No he's not you fucking dunce
@girl123interrupted
@girl123interrupted 6 лет назад
“Weed is a background substance, you ain’t crisp but you function” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@hriaaata2979
@hriaaata2979 4 года назад
i don't understand this reference
@jme2266
@jme2266 4 года назад
@@hriaaata2979 youre not as smart or witty when smoking weed, but you can still function normally. It doesnt inhibit your abilities to the point of being incapacitated.
@justinjohnson8987
@justinjohnson8987 4 года назад
J. SLICK it’s not that you aren’t as smart, your reaction is just slowed down. Including mental functions, physical functionality etc.
@robsutton1000
@robsutton1000 4 года назад
@@jme2266 depends how much you smoke haha
@l0ne__ang3l4
@l0ne__ang3l4 4 года назад
I witnessed this 😭😂😂😂
@Drakeawake
@Drakeawake 2 года назад
When he hit that moonwalk i busted out straight laughing nonstop! 😂 Dave's a legend! Can't wait to see anything new he makes everything he makes is good!
@Rainmanthereal
@Rainmanthereal 2 года назад
"Whoo, This stuff sucks! Taste like athlete's foot, I feel sick but I'm not really high!" This line just destroyed me!!! He's so funny and his delivery is always perfect,
@viralbuthow000
@viralbuthow000 7 лет назад
"That means you've GOTTA have the rent."
@lorettaknoelk3475
@lorettaknoelk3475 7 лет назад
😂😂😂😂😂😂
@JP-kr8kq
@JP-kr8kq 6 лет назад
roscoegino the delivery was on point
@alexf8314
@alexf8314 6 лет назад
Squanchy Yeah, that's his strong point in stand up no question. He can literally deliver any old mediocre joke if he wanted to and as long as he does it in his usual delivery, it'll sound 10 times funnier than if anybody else was telling it.
@JessicaBelcher
@JessicaBelcher 6 лет назад
Sky Blylevin just $20 now 😂🤣
@englodevan618
@englodevan618 6 лет назад
Best Dave Chappelle Stand up ever compelete in HD ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-PzEwmm9vLJ8.html
@DonnieDante
@DonnieDante 8 лет назад
That was a Clean ass moon walk
@EclecticoIconoclasta
@EclecticoIconoclasta 7 лет назад
he can only do it while on crack
@dirtychewbrocca5857
@dirtychewbrocca5857 6 лет назад
When he did the splits after that omg
@bawihpuiaralte6128
@bawihpuiaralte6128 6 лет назад
Donnie G I just liked this to make it 666
@salacommander2674
@salacommander2674 6 лет назад
Bawihpuia Ralte I wonder who made it 420 and didn't bother to tell anyone...
@chelomejias676
@chelomejias676 5 лет назад
Right on man. That was impressive
@marcconte3275
@marcconte3275 Год назад
i swear mushrooms hit us all the same. you sit there for a while waiting for it to kick in. till finally you say, "i'm not even high." thats when you get up and it all hits you at once.
@notsorry5332
@notsorry5332 2 года назад
I am a woman from Russia who never did drugs and I still think that is the one of the funniest stand up scatch in history. Rewatched it like dozen times. Legend
@JamesSmith-xk1fb
@JamesSmith-xk1fb Год назад
Should try a little weed or coke
@silewis9396
@silewis9396 Год назад
@@JamesSmith-xk1fb Noooooo. Do something better with your money
@misterbikerman7888
@misterbikerman7888 Год назад
@@silewis9396 W weed L other drug
@GOATMENTATOR
@GOATMENTATOR Год назад
@@silewis9396 she is from russia, she doesn't have any money :D
@nicolausteslaus
@nicolausteslaus Год назад
@@GOATMENTATOR roasted
@Ray-jg5dj
@Ray-jg5dj 4 года назад
He's got an amazing voice. Every word he says sounds so *crisp*
@kolestracener9402
@kolestracener9402 4 года назад
Well said. Very crisp
@kentuckybruce6816
@kentuckybruce6816 4 года назад
Chapelle, what a *crisp* last name
@Christian_509
@Christian_509 4 года назад
Just so crisp
@OD_G00N
@OD_G00N 4 года назад
'Cos he ain't on *weed*
@mwoodson1026
@mwoodson1026 4 года назад
I thought I was the only one who noticed.. His CH.. and TH ..
@InSaN3ViSioN
@InSaN3ViSioN 9 лет назад
"Where's the sink? Its in the kitchen!, oh... i thought it was in the drawer" LMFAO
@daquanb8949
@daquanb8949 5 лет назад
😂
@freetube200
@freetube200 5 лет назад
Totally something my dad would say. I never know what he's on
@ds7900
@ds7900 5 лет назад
Lol
@markosgallardo207
@markosgallardo207 5 лет назад
Some bullshit your dad on 😂😂😂
@seribas
@seribas 5 лет назад
@@freetube200 that sucks. Hope you learn from that. My #1 goal in life is to not be my father.
@JOHNTOPG
@JOHNTOPG 2 года назад
This is the highlight of every single person's life in this audience , even Dave's. The San Francisco special is hands down best comedy special ever
@rodrigoribeiro2569
@rodrigoribeiro2569 9 месяцев назад
That last 2 minutes made me laugh out loud like crazy kkkk long time I dont laugh out loud like that, thank you sir! You've brighten my day up
@user-zm8sc1gr4h
@user-zm8sc1gr4h 5 лет назад
“Dave calm down, you’re on drugs, this is what drugs do”🤣🤣🤣
@kingkongbrodiejohnson3954
@kingkongbrodiejohnson3954 4 года назад
Lmaoooo
@critiquemytechnique1135
@critiquemytechnique1135 4 года назад
This is exactly how u talk to urself when ur trying to not loose it on mushrooms lol
@eclektik4208
@eclektik4208 4 года назад
Lol I said the same thing when I smoked dmt or went through a k hole on ketamine
@juanmercado4364
@juanmercado4364 4 года назад
Had to like this to change the number 667
@BoggleMeBog
@BoggleMeBog 3 года назад
Ive had to tell myself something like that while on shrooms 😂
@a.a.h.s.2345
@a.a.h.s.2345 4 года назад
So weird coming back and seeing high-pitched Chapelle after seeing his recent specials
@crysjumar1
@crysjumar1 4 года назад
right! that was the exact same thing in my head. also, he does not smile as much during his specials.
@groowanderer
@groowanderer 4 года назад
@@crysjumar1 agreed. He doesn't need money, actually left the game because of it. I get the feeling he's back half-heartedly, in order to ... feel? Or try to.
@atlantaitgirl1779
@atlantaitgirl1779 4 года назад
sammmeeeee. but I remember this monologue like it was yesterday....
@ITIonoxide
@ITIonoxide 4 года назад
the one we see today is Dave's clone. the real Dave was killed by them
@russellstuff-her7017
@russellstuff-her7017 4 года назад
@@ITIonoxide still way to controversial to be a clone... I think he just got tired of people trying to control his material
@chondominguez6995
@chondominguez6995 2 года назад
One of the greatest. Up there for sure. Great job man.
@DJSupaMonkey
@DJSupaMonkey 2 года назад
I have never seen this set. Literally first time viewing as of the writing of this comment. Seriously, I legit have not laughed like this in over 4 years. Dave is a legend!
@ninjabuck2576
@ninjabuck2576 9 лет назад
Moonwalk was on point!
@kadesh111
@kadesh111 8 лет назад
+Bernard Buckholtz I said the same. damn. thing. Preach it.
@loulou3t
@loulou3t 8 лет назад
+Iamyouonlydifferent That directional reverse was the shit!....Im still laughing...
@Traditionalsheep
@Traditionalsheep 7 лет назад
hhahahahahahhahah
@nfllore8741
@nfllore8741 6 лет назад
Bernard Buckholtz 1000 likes.
@everettdukes86
@everettdukes86 6 лет назад
Hell yea 😂😂😂
@innertubez
@innertubez 9 лет назад
You ain't crisp... but you'll function. Bwahahaha
@daanm3869
@daanm3869 5 лет назад
wait no comments but almost a 1000 likes?
@jeebusyaweirdo3733
@jeebusyaweirdo3733 5 лет назад
Depends on the person tbh but for the most part yes. I actually find it helps me focus during sparring sessions as well as help me see combos, footwork, etc I may not have seen before or at least not as soon.
@tattletalestrangler7815
@tattletalestrangler7815 5 лет назад
jeebus yaWeirdo maybe during film, but cmon, ssmmookkee in your lungs cant be good for your conditioning right?
@jeebusyaweirdo3733
@jeebusyaweirdo3733 5 лет назад
@@tattletalestrangler7815 that is true but that is why you minimize it. Some fighters smoke cigarettes too, but do so occasionally and not a constant. There are also multiple methods of achieving a buzz from pot such as vaping and orally. Moderation is the key tbh. Personally I smoke and still do boxing, I have no issues with it at all. Personally, I get benefit from it. However it isn't exactly the same for everyone and it may have a differing effect on others that may help or hinder their abilities. I am also not talking about getting totally baked either but I can and be just fine. There was actually a BJJ tournament where the fighters would get high then roll.
@jeebusyaweirdo3733
@jeebusyaweirdo3733 5 лет назад
@@tattletalestrangler7815 ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-7Gqa67lD4VY.html it is called High Roller Tournament and had some pretty high profile guys in it. Idk if it has continued or not.
@supersnow17
@supersnow17 Год назад
Coming back and watching this high out of your ass is an experience man, early Dave is just as amazing as new Dave.
@henrychien1979
@henrychien1979 8 месяцев назад
“took a nap, woke up, fucked up” literally perfect delivery that line
@JiovanniDaMatrix
@JiovanniDaMatrix 5 лет назад
That old man is trippin! Lmfao...the fact that he's walking with a walker then stops to moonwalk and dance is funny af! 😂😂😂
@meezey
@meezey 4 года назад
man i *LOSST* it!! 😂 🤣 😂 🤣 😂
@Actiomedey
@Actiomedey 4 года назад
I thought it was okay until I read your comment, now it's REALLY funny!
@redstallion7335
@redstallion7335 4 года назад
@@meezey Some Martin shit lol
@rockk9753
@rockk9753 3 года назад
He's actually walking with a stool haha
@seungjupark5966
@seungjupark5966 3 года назад
"I took mushrooms and planned out my day like it was weed." Me: NOOOO!!! BAD IDEA!! lolololol
@ihurricane7
@ihurricane7 8 лет назад
that's gotta be the coolest moonwalk I've seen
@anthonyitaliano7316
@anthonyitaliano7316 6 лет назад
have you not seen michael jackson? loool
@Tipi83
@Tipi83 5 лет назад
I'm sure that @ihurricane7 has seen M.J's moonwalk. I think @ihurricane meant that, it was just so funny looking moonwalk. :)
@ahmadking5229
@ahmadking5229 5 лет назад
1k leggoooo
@teunlll
@teunlll 5 лет назад
@@Tipi83 and you don't get his joking
@Tipi83
@Tipi83 5 лет назад
@@teunlll Yea, that's it, I didn't get it all.. 🙄
@martinpye549
@martinpye549 Год назад
He has , over time, become my favourite comedian of ALL time. Respect from the UK.
@MagravatorMag
@MagravatorMag 2 года назад
He's too funny! The old man running with the walker was pretty epic! 🤣
@wtfisditvoorbullshit
@wtfisditvoorbullshit 9 лет назад
I planned my day like it was weed lmao
@wtfisditvoorbullshit
@wtfisditvoorbullshit 8 лет назад
Guys, stop liking my comment. After 80 likes it starts getting annoying 😒
@wtfisditvoorbullshit
@wtfisditvoorbullshit 7 лет назад
Guys, stop liking my comment. After 300 likes it's really annoying 😒 And don't like this comment neither
@wtfisditvoorbullshit
@wtfisditvoorbullshit 6 лет назад
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@Ayy_Doll_Fiddler
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@AyeimJordan
@AyeimJordan 6 лет назад
wtfisditvoorbullshit jerry has put
@clutchbg9458
@clutchbg9458 4 года назад
Why didnt the crowd go wild when he hit that moonwalk tho??
@493HZ
@493HZ 4 года назад
Its fucking crazy, that was near Jacko level smooth
@panismith1544
@panismith1544 4 года назад
Because hes black.
@maxabeywickrema8975
@maxabeywickrema8975 4 года назад
They did
@certifiedprepper4242
@certifiedprepper4242 3 года назад
Pani Smith Do they laugh at all his jokes because he’s black?
@filthymcnastyazz
@filthymcnastyazz 3 года назад
clutch bg94 white ppl
@callumfitzpatrick1989
@callumfitzpatrick1989 2 года назад
He seems like he's just naturally funny by nature without much effort.
@johnaddaquay1114
@johnaddaquay1114 2 года назад
Love daves old stuff. Legendary
@johnnyb9218
@johnnyb9218 8 лет назад
I love this...Looks at his clock - 2:42 He takes a shower, listens to his entire CD collection, runs around the block 4x then takes a nap - Still HIGH...looks at his clock 2:43.
@mohamedlotfimdoukali2285
@mohamedlotfimdoukali2285 7 лет назад
loool
@teejay3698
@teejay3698 6 лет назад
Lol if i had a nickel
@albanybestdrumline
@albanybestdrumline 6 лет назад
Bruh that's how it be
@rushardedward
@rushardedward 6 лет назад
0GR3 sounds like a personal problem to me
@0gr312
@0gr312 6 лет назад
Guess you're the lame ass nigga repeating shit. Just so you know, your friends hate you.
@scaredstar9127
@scaredstar9127 4 года назад
"Your on drugs, this is what drugs do" my new excuse
@TheAngel3737
@TheAngel3737 4 года назад
😂😂😂
@publicalias8172
@publicalias8172 3 года назад
Excuse for WHAT 💀💀
@scaredstar9127
@scaredstar9127 3 года назад
@@publicalias8172 when im questiond for having sex with a corpse and high on meth of course.
@SPICAL
@SPICAL 3 года назад
​@@scaredstar9127 holy shit 😂😂😂 dark humor at its finest
@its_just_roberto
@its_just_roberto 3 года назад
@@scaredstar9127 Trevor Philips? That you?
@JihadBunnydick
@JihadBunnydick 2 года назад
Love you Dave, you one of the few comedians I ever related with.
@guyfromavillage134
@guyfromavillage134 Год назад
the slow progression of time is so real conversations, laughs, movies, music, having a smoke five minutes of mushrooms is an era
@willburz220
@willburz220 4 года назад
“I looked at the clock it was 2:43” ain’t that the truest shit ever
@barackfofana1117
@barackfofana1117 9 лет назад
i'll fix it tomorow when i come for the rent
@jerrybartlett2947
@jerrybartlett2947 5 лет назад
doesn't matter if your landlord is on crack or not he still uses that excuse on anything XD
@DrawdenionGames1
@DrawdenionGames1 2 года назад
"Took a nap, woke up, fucked up" Best line ever
@stankboy6924
@stankboy6924 Год назад
Hands down one of the greatest specials of all time
@michaelcovel3793
@michaelcovel3793 8 лет назад
took a nap...woke up ~ fucked up XD! I crack up every time
@HomemadeNub
@HomemadeNub 8 лет назад
+Michael Covel I see what you did there.
@mrmoedini
@mrmoedini 6 лет назад
StrikingTan same
@nkalakatha100
@nkalakatha100 2 года назад
😂😂😂😂😂
@unowen7591
@unowen7591 8 лет назад
I looked at the clock it was 2:43 I said GODDAMN Hahaha on point
@LOLLYPOPPE
@LOLLYPOPPE 8 лет назад
How? Just askin cause never did shrooms
@RobFeldkamp
@RobFeldkamp 8 лет назад
you really loose your sense of time. Everything seems to happen at once, in reverse order or a long time ago. chronology disapears. all quite wierd.
@iare19
@iare19 6 лет назад
Rob Feldkamp a lot of deja vu also
@slixdon9695
@slixdon9695 6 лет назад
Yeah my first time doing shrooms , just 2 hours in felt like a whole day
@theorenmaybee7927
@theorenmaybee7927 6 лет назад
Rob Feldkamp sounds like an interesting trip
@OgDj2024
@OgDj2024 Год назад
One of the greatest! 👍🏾
@bottomeyeview2767
@bottomeyeview2767 2 года назад
That moon walk!!!🤯
@joevaughnbrooks5844
@joevaughnbrooks5844 4 года назад
And til this day he’s still on his A game 💯🙏🏽
@1_Lando
@1_Lando 4 года назад
🚫🧢
@sims4610593
@sims4610593 4 года назад
Ehh not the same
@josh18230
@josh18230 4 года назад
Nope these are the golden years. At least he is getting off the woke crap though.
@ajo2012
@ajo2012 4 года назад
Still makes me laugh my ass off
@047Kenny
@047Kenny 4 года назад
JoeVaughn Brooks you ain’t ever lie
@billt8504
@billt8504 4 года назад
When he says "the clock said 2:42" you can see the punchline coming. After all his activities (and a nap), when he says "2:43" I still laughed out loud. Something about Dave's delivery is special.
@yahayamuhammad5019
@yahayamuhammad5019 2 года назад
I also laughed out loud,. Man is a legend
@ORIGINALLANDEROS
@ORIGINALLANDEROS 2 года назад
Ye
@jonsonsjohnson9095
@jonsonsjohnson9095 2 года назад
@@ORIGINALLANDEROS you didnt understand
@ProdNapoleon
@ProdNapoleon 2 года назад
Bro I can relate so much I had a bad trip on shrooms and holy shit bro 1 minute felt like an hour because of all the racing thoughts but when you think slowly time goes by faster
@ORIGINALLANDEROS
@ORIGINALLANDEROS 2 года назад
@@jonsonsjohnson9095 double ye
@joycceleste6701
@joycceleste6701 2 года назад
true life is in us love this ima watch this just trying to get through my life thanks to big people like this person thankyou.
@Klaasvaak999
@Klaasvaak999 2 года назад
Man I watched this a 100 times and its still as good as the first time
@Tipi83
@Tipi83 8 лет назад
Dave is definitely one of the best stand up comedians out there. :)
@johnnybravoooooooooooooooooooo
Tipi83 he is the best lmaooo
@maf5600
@maf5600 4 года назад
"boy that old man is trippin." LMAO
@richardmoreno2395
@richardmoreno2395 3 года назад
He is the best he is thegoat
@buebitohonguito4061
@buebitohonguito4061 2 года назад
The thumping with the walker 🤣🤣🤣
@IsraelCountryCube
@IsraelCountryCube 2 года назад
I dont understand
@larrywhinnery1808
@larrywhinnery1808 2 года назад
This was classic. I wish I'd seen it years ago.
@Mr.Robert1
@Mr.Robert1 2 года назад
When was the first time you saw this ? One of the best thing about RU-vid. If you want to watch anything, no matter when it aired you can watch it. And it's free. People have the nerve to complain about the advertising. That's how they make money. Or you can get there pay service and see it uninterrupted. Anytime I need a laugh I will check out Dave or SNL Trevor Noah is killer. From comedy central all his material is spot on. Enjoy. 😋
@larrywhinnery1808
@larrywhinnery1808 2 года назад
@@Mr.Robert1 I've always been a chappelle fan. I've just never come across this bit.
@masterzombie161
@masterzombie161 Год назад
“COME ON I NEED IT!!!” That is too real lol
@orizkhalas4428
@orizkhalas4428 9 лет назад
took a nap, woke up, fucked up
@Dennis0is0Mr1Swag
@Dennis0is0Mr1Swag 6 лет назад
All from 2:42 to 2:43
@god-son-love
@god-son-love 6 лет назад
can somebody explain this ? I don't understand.
@kaan61
@kaan61 6 лет назад
Porschen Hund it was just a day later. I doubt it, but it makes it just a bit more funny.
@tredd752
@tredd752 4 года назад
I look at the clock it was 2:43... dying 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💯👌
@elbajapanti6411
@elbajapanti6411 4 года назад
Theo Redd ,⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
@thiskidd1783
@thiskidd1783 4 года назад
God Damn!!! Lmao
@ItachiUchiha-rc2kh
@ItachiUchiha-rc2kh 4 года назад
Theo Redd I died 😂
@billybobaggins8820
@billybobaggins8820 4 года назад
Man that’s fucking shroomies for ya
@xMorbidArtx
@xMorbidArtx 3 года назад
Acid does the same. I swear I felt at least 2 hours had passed, it had only been like 3-5 minutes, scared the shit out of me.
@milesdyson3615
@milesdyson3615 2 года назад
dave really lights up theese days:) invaluable artist ! BIG THX from germany homeoffunnybot ;)
@travisguide4516
@travisguide4516 2 года назад
My favorite part was when he says to himself "this is what drugs do" hilarious
@badboy3p7
@badboy3p7 8 лет назад
Dave's moonwalk is gangsta
@AB-gz9yb
@AB-gz9yb 5 лет назад
Priscillus Simeon love it
@damnatiomemoriae1894
@damnatiomemoriae1894 8 лет назад
had an alcoholic landlord that used to do the same thing. lol.
@lorettaknoelk3475
@lorettaknoelk3475 7 лет назад
Are you for real???? omg
@lilmichmenol5513
@lilmichmenol5513 6 лет назад
No bro. No. *SLAP
@lilmichmenol5513
@lilmichmenol5513 6 лет назад
Only Chapelle.
@notpulverman9660
@notpulverman9660 6 лет назад
Lil' MichMenol Are you trying to make a joke or something? It's hard to tell what you're trying to say.
@BrytheP
@BrytheP 5 лет назад
@@notpulverman9660 the response to the landlord champ.
@hktz1
@hktz1 Год назад
This should be played as part of drug prevention courses 😂.
@samuelperezsanchez7612
@samuelperezsanchez7612 7 лет назад
better than Kevin hart
@Jokaanan
@Jokaanan 6 лет назад
duh
@masterah2926
@masterah2926 5 лет назад
Samuel Perez Sanchez yup
@nazarioa944
@nazarioa944 5 лет назад
I don't even think Kevin Hart is funny.
@gabrielaponte6403
@gabrielaponte6403 5 лет назад
leagues above Kevin hart
@redmasterchief
@redmasterchief 5 лет назад
Not even sure Kevin hart would disagree
@riddley39
@riddley39 2 года назад
I personally think this is Dave at his best even better than the Dave we have now by a million miles he was pure quality!
@MRJMXHD
@MRJMXHD Год назад
I agree.
@jpmorgan3891
@jpmorgan3891 10 месяцев назад
Actually both versions of dave Chappelle are great ...
@lurkenyautja5681
@lurkenyautja5681 Год назад
Kiabiaca your kool love what you said on Saturday night live...with prayer..
@DontGoogleDinosaurWith500Teeth
that moonwalk was on point
@piob9801
@piob9801 3 года назад
I can confirm. I had a landlord who was a drug addict. He asks for rent two months in advance and borrows money every week. He was a scary guy. We found out that our electricity was illegally connected to the mainline.
@hexicalcat4937
@hexicalcat4937 2 года назад
Wtf that sounds like a nightmare 💀
@karkkimarkkinat2109
@karkkimarkkinat2109 2 года назад
Holy shit that sounds epic 😂
@americancountryball2077
@americancountryball2077 2 года назад
Blackmail him?
@lickmyloafbruh
@lickmyloafbruh Год назад
Oof that’s crazy
@piob9801
@piob9801 Год назад
@@americancountryball2077 Nah, i didn't want to be stabbed to death.
@eli8589
@eli8589 10 месяцев назад
"I looked at the clock it was 2:43 I said Goddawm!!!" 😂😂😂
@k1ngol3gend
@k1ngol3gend 2 года назад
13 years and he's still funny af
@mattyxmatt313
@mattyxmatt313 10 лет назад
Took a nap. Woke up, Fucked up..
@AB-gz9yb
@AB-gz9yb 5 лет назад
Matt Mello lol he’s the master of comedy
@HAIRHOLIC_1
@HAIRHOLIC_1 7 лет назад
I swear I've watched all of Dave Chappelles stand up hundreds times and every time I watch them they still crack me up😂😂 this guy is seriously the best 😂😭
@princerah7340
@princerah7340 5 лет назад
Werewolffy agreed
@koshar44
@koshar44 5 лет назад
You fine af
@tylercassidy9426
@tylercassidy9426 4 года назад
Wow there so rude to you but if you'd like to smash just Holla
@king78613
@king78613 4 года назад
Damn baby hit me yo Snapchat so we can continue our love story
@halaniwalombardi3562
@halaniwalombardi3562 3 года назад
Got enough make up? Men can see past that you know.
@adamgrout7313
@adamgrout7313 Год назад
I’ve been looking for this one for at least 15 years, one of my favorites 🤣!
@your_boy_vesp2981
@your_boy_vesp2981 Год назад
What special is this?
@adamgrout7313
@adamgrout7313 Год назад
@@your_boy_vesp2981 this is from late 90’2 early 2000’s
@MrSchig
@MrSchig 2 года назад
We need this Dave back
@FlamingSpaceman
@FlamingSpaceman 8 лет назад
Lost my shit at the moonwalk.
@xxP1ST0LER0xx
@xxP1ST0LER0xx 8 лет назад
I thought it was in the drawer. 😂
@xxpistolero420xx7
@xxpistolero420xx7 6 лет назад
yo bitch u copied my username!
@carolynmmitchell2240
@carolynmmitchell2240 6 лет назад
xxPistolero 420xx what the fuck is pistolero.
@xxpistolero420xx7
@xxpistolero420xx7 6 лет назад
carolyn ask ur mother
@xxP1ST0LER0xx
@xxP1ST0LER0xx 6 лет назад
xxPistolero 420xx you are bum sir! It’s not like i specifically looked up this name and said “oooh I’ll just add zeros and get rid of the 420”
@notpulverman9660
@notpulverman9660 6 лет назад
carolyn mmitchell Pistolero literally means "gunner." Can be used to mean "Gunslinger," and "cowboy."
@Dankeschoen87
@Dankeschoen87 2 года назад
The greatest. He is genius because he is smart. Not only funny.
@andresmiguel8082
@andresmiguel8082 3 месяца назад
One of the best specials ever
@yeahright6048
@yeahright6048 4 года назад
That last joke has to be one of the best jokes I've ever heard
@southsydesasha7268
@southsydesasha7268 8 лет назад
Weed- you aint crisp, but you function!😂😂😂😂TRU DAT TRU DAT!!!
@ziadahmedsamy
@ziadahmedsamy 7 лет назад
what's the girl's name ? of your profile picture
@southsydesasha7268
@southsydesasha7268 7 лет назад
Aww i dont give my real name out but you can call me Sasha😘✌🏾️
@billyhr5289
@billyhr5289 7 лет назад
hey sahsa wanna smash ?
@johngivens2115
@johngivens2115 6 лет назад
southsyde Sasha U used a black emoji so u aren't white like ur profile pic. Ur probly not even a girl .. fuckin freak
@newtrichging4066
@newtrichging4066 6 лет назад
southsyde Sasha you sexy mama
@sparrowprince3432
@sparrowprince3432 2 года назад
The crowd’s reaction was itself hilarious.
@mr.authentic2505
@mr.authentic2505 2 года назад
God damn!! 😂 That's one of my favorite lines from Mr. Chappelle.
@ArkaeaFCL3
@ArkaeaFCL3 4 года назад
"I took mushrooms and planned out my day like it was weed." Me: NOOOO!!! BAD IDEA!! lolololol
@TheRafaelBond
@TheRafaelBond 4 года назад
cool
@sadchinito
@sadchinito 4 года назад
Ok
@stickelsss
@stickelsss 4 года назад
Alright
@onbabies4827
@onbabies4827 4 года назад
Alright
@Ashish8363
@Ashish8363 4 года назад
nice
@voteZDLR
@voteZDLR 5 лет назад
"this building's falling apart, things came up" If there ever was a landlord junkie I swear that'd be the first thing they came up with as a lie for money
@tobinakatarx
@tobinakatarx 4 года назад
Coke addict boss 3 am ,"get me some coke or dont come to work tomorrow" I loved days off ,so was like "fuck you ,i aint coming in anyway,you know i dont do mondays 😉
@jazzinmyhand1504
@jazzinmyhand1504 Год назад
Funniest man who can imitate a wht guy through a story 🤣 fan since Half Baked
@rileyherbert739
@rileyherbert739 Год назад
The bit about the landlord hooked on crack is probably one of the best standup routines 😊of all time
@eccentriclullaby1357
@eccentriclullaby1357 4 года назад
LMAO when he used the stool as a walker 😂😂😂😂
@chernxbyl9140
@chernxbyl9140 3 года назад
@@djsimma8617 pretty good hbu?
@berrafatale25yearsago87
@berrafatale25yearsago87 3 года назад
@@chernxbyl9140 im fine tnx
@chernxbyl9140
@chernxbyl9140 3 года назад
@@berrafatale25yearsago87 that’s awesome to hear!
@charlesdavis7142
@charlesdavis7142 3 года назад
The truth about life and death has been revealed in 4 pgs.: google global truth project and read “the Present”.
@SunshineBeauty03
@SunshineBeauty03 10 лет назад
Boy! that old man is Trippin!
@jeyran5835
@jeyran5835 6 лет назад
Mr. Breeze 😭😭😭😭
@jamesmitchell3955
@jamesmitchell3955 5 лет назад
Saving Sarah silverman
@atklm1
@atklm1 2 года назад
After smoking weed one or two full days, you can pretty much smoke as much as you want and you'll function. But if you haven't had weed for years and smoke a nice bowl of strong sativa, you ain't functioning. And no matter how hard shrooms or acid hit you, you'll take a valium or xanax and you feel nothing but a little buzz anymore.
@suigetsuh17
@suigetsuh17 2 года назад
Thanks youtube for recommending a comedy genius, glad I watched to the end
@sweetcrosby
@sweetcrosby 4 года назад
I see youtube recommend is liking chappelle again for some reaosn.
@princesayoleasa
@princesayoleasa 4 года назад
Brandon Crosby he has a new skit on Netflix I believe
@hearoisrael2814
@hearoisrael2814 4 года назад
The soul has been sold.
@rohithkumarsp
@rohithkumarsp 4 года назад
Netflix sticks and stones.
@kingjester123
@kingjester123 4 года назад
Hes trending again cuz of Netflix
@SonGokouu
@SonGokouu 4 года назад
Dave Chappell is dead. This new thing is a clone of him. Why has he died because of a video of him talking about dresses and men wearing them and etc on a Oprah show
@loweni7460
@loweni7460 8 лет назад
"COME ON I NEED IT!"
@alexaisonfire
@alexaisonfire 2 года назад
broooo i forgot how good his physical comedy was
@bresams2917
@bresams2917 2 года назад
The last second took me TF out😂🤣
@keithbecknell6994
@keithbecknell6994 7 лет назад
I don't think I ever laughed so hard.
@j5gamer455
@j5gamer455 7 лет назад
Come on I need the rent couple hours later I need some more of the rent I'll come back tomorrow for the rent
@lorettaknoelk3475
@lorettaknoelk3475 7 лет назад
+J 5 gamer 😂😂😂
@crispyRolle
@crispyRolle 5 лет назад
As a future crackhead i envy u
@PDog69
@PDog69 8 лет назад
pure gold
@brianroach6097
@brianroach6097 8 лет назад
mincraft
@jerryreed2641
@jerryreed2641 8 лет назад
When a man love a women
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