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Happy new year and welcome back to 2 Bears 1 Cave with Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer! They talk about surgeries, Tom translates Bert's plane conversation, and Kurt Cobain. The Jewish community reacts to Bert's Hitler cup, Bert shares a story about his wife, and the bears trade accidental smuggling stories. They describe their perfect day of drugs, discuss Bert's self awareness, and fitness. Bert then pitches Tom one of his best ideas: 2 Bears 1 Coach, where they interview coaches like Jimmy Johnson, Coach Prime and Phil Jackson.
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00:00:00 - Intro
00:03:46 - Surgeries and Tom Translates Bert
00:09:01 - Attractive People
00:11:35 - Whitley Heights and Kurt Cobain
00:21:59 - Jewish Community Reacts to Bert's Tea Cup
00:32:43 - Bert Loves His Wife
00:37:51 - Drug Stories
00:41:30 - Tom's Perfect Day of Drugs
00:47:56 - Bert is Self Aware
00:52:59 - Fitness
00:57:03 - 2 Bears 1 Coach
01:08:47 - Bert's Perfect Day of Food and Drugs

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@The_Wendigo
@The_Wendigo Год назад
“I think I’m a soft narcissist “ -Bart almost having a self realization.
@andrewgedman1214
@andrewgedman1214 Год назад
"soft" like the kind of narcissism that's ok to have - the healthy kind
@futureskeletons66669
@futureskeletons66669 Год назад
Yeah, no raging narcissist is going to say they're a raging narcissist, they're going to say they're a soft narcissist. Because they're a fucking narcissist
@illuminahde
@illuminahde Год назад
Next week he'll realize his soft racism
@KZ_MMA_
@KZ_MMA_ Год назад
He puts the "soft" on there to protect his ego, due to his hardcore and extreme narcissism
@justinbridgez
@justinbridgez Год назад
and its covert narcissism..neal said it many times...sheesh bart
@slime.poo6168
@slime.poo6168 Год назад
This podcast always feels like Bert's a guest on Tom's show
@YMH_Studios.
@YMH_Studios. Год назад
Great fan,🌹🎖💫 Wish you a happy new year let make your new year fun 😊 You are among my selected Winners Use the Above name on (Telegram) to Acknowledge your prize.👆👆👆👆👆.......🎉🎉🎉🎉
@nazaxprime
@nazaxprime Год назад
Tom just has a way about him. Probably derived from some self inflicted trauma, but I guess I don't really know enough or care to know enough to say definitively. I do however know he'll never read this. 😂
@sihlemkhize4763
@sihlemkhize4763 Год назад
That’s where the magic is, Tom is a master interviewer , Bert’s a master story teller, best combo.
@nathanielcampbell3488
@nathanielcampbell3488 Год назад
Bert “the Machine” Kreischer and Dwane “the Rock” Johnson should do a movie or show or something together. Tom too…maybe.
@slime.poo6168
@slime.poo6168 Год назад
@@nathanielcampbell3488 dude, that was the gayest shit ever
@shawnannul
@shawnannul Год назад
I love how Tom just looks like he's discovering more and more about his friend every hour😂
@jb18584
@jb18584 Год назад
The amount of times Bert starts and stops a sentence is some kind of world record.
@Shempullen76gmail
@Shempullen76gmail Год назад
I do same in text somehow
@johanstinson
@johanstinson 10 месяцев назад
Pretty common for fat drunks like Bert
@jodiblunt1710
@jodiblunt1710 7 месяцев назад
Haha we should tell them to try it!
@PizzaSIut
@PizzaSIut Год назад
Imagine a saatva ad that's just Leanne chilling on one side of the bed and Bart doing a cannonball on the other side with no effects to Leanne's sleep. 100%
@CHINESE_PRIDE
@CHINESE_PRIDE Год назад
Genius-level marketing, right there. That sounds exactly like something Bret would do. Ps. Hawaiian Pizza. Yes or no?
@omarluyando9353
@omarluyando9353 Год назад
@@CHINESE_PRIDEhell yes.
@LilLou97
@LilLou97 Год назад
@@CHINESE_PRIDE Hawaiian pizza is gross as fuck
@henryfrazier3046
@henryfrazier3046 Год назад
He doesn’t need another surgery #bertisfat
@jz9417
@jz9417 Год назад
Those beds break
@henrygarcia828
@henrygarcia828 Год назад
Bert is like a Piñata of random $hit and Tom smacks him from time to time to let more fall out.. We are the kids waiting for the show and candy.
@eltjeau
@eltjeau Год назад
Yes
@SwordofZen
@SwordofZen Год назад
Accurate😂 🪅
@clevermissfox
@clevermissfox Год назад
Tom really is a genius, keeping this pod going with him bc he knows Bert may have a lot of faults but he’ll never be boring and the show will be consistently inconsistent. And Tom can just sit there and decompress after his insane tour schedule , laugh and pipe in once and awhile without having to carry the show .
@henrygarcia828
@henrygarcia828 Год назад
@@clevermissfox Agreed!
@Grizzly_Biscuit
@Grizzly_Biscuit Год назад
I've never heard a more accurate representation of the relationship between us and them.
@MrFLbreakz
@MrFLbreakz Год назад
Tom is like Bert's handler
@sss171
@sss171 Год назад
“I’m very coachable” “I’m not a good listener”. Love ya Bert
@livefire81
@livefire81 Год назад
The min Bert gestured drinking from a tea cup with his pinky out he inadvertently instructed his fans how to salute him non-verbally. Forever.
@YMH_Studios.
@YMH_Studios. Год назад
Great fan,🌹🎖💫 Wish you a happy new year let make your new year fun 😊 You are among my selected Winners Use the Above name on (Telegram) to Acknowledge your prize.👆👆👆👆👆.......🎉🎉🎉🎉
@will-i-am386
@will-i-am386 Год назад
Yup pinkys up to Bart if I ever see him in public
@bluepilledalpha
@bluepilledalpha Год назад
Classic SpongeBob 😂
@JD_Duddy
@JD_Duddy Год назад
Definitely his Jewish Fans
@alexandraelliott5201
@alexandraelliott5201 Год назад
Watching this waiting for back surgery but Bert's and Tom's view on how great it is, is helping me mentally get thru this.
@nazaxprime
@nazaxprime Год назад
Best wishes.
@KikaKunt
@KikaKunt Год назад
Good luck and heal fast!
@PeekingPixels
@PeekingPixels Год назад
Toms look he gave Bert when he was talking about getting DP'd in prison was priceless
@masick1107
@masick1107 Год назад
So glad Bert lived to make it to another episode
@tommyramsay8806
@tommyramsay8806 Год назад
"I'm in Sweden right now I think, I'm in Oslo" Classic Bruce
@HalinazDziecmi
@HalinazDziecmi Год назад
If you don't know what this comment is about you are clearly American lol
@mrs.h2725
@mrs.h2725 Год назад
As a ‘merican who married a Norwegian and moved to Oslo, I’d imagine Scandinavians would love Bart as he’s a literal cartoon character of American stereotypes.
@HalinazDziecmi
@HalinazDziecmi Год назад
@@mrs.h2725 yeah, we want our Americans fat and dumb here lmao
@newsrapper
@newsrapper Год назад
@@HalinazDziecmi hey some of us Americans are actually educated about other places
@fullSendernopretender
@fullSendernopretender Год назад
Bert*
@skmo7072
@skmo7072 Год назад
I love how bert thinks he's a host but he's actually the guest / patient
@Skinz1975
@Skinz1975 Год назад
Shout out to all the fans from Oslo Sweden!
@Frank_Reynolds__.
@Frank_Reynolds__. Год назад
Buffalo Wild Wings really should hire Bart for their commercials. He's literally the kind of guy who hangs there.
@cavemanvi
@cavemanvi Год назад
And those hypothetical Jewish families should keep telling him they love him
@danielsliwa1045
@danielsliwa1045 Год назад
Yes, with a limited sauce flavor: Mah-Sheen to promote the partnership! It basically writes itself lol
@Frank_Reynolds__.
@Frank_Reynolds__. Год назад
@@danielsliwa1045 no way in hell I'd be eating Bert's Machine Sauce 🤢🤮
@kristiskinner8542
@kristiskinner8542 Год назад
@@Frank_Reynolds__. you maybe leave the word "eating" out of that sentence there lol
@crackerbarreIkid55
@crackerbarreIkid55 Год назад
He’s banned from a few of them lol
@murkwell17
@murkwell17 Год назад
Bert talks to Tom every week like he's that one friend who's one of your closest, but lives just far enough away that you don't see him all summer, and it's the first day of school and he has so much to tell him
@jeremybrown6449
@jeremybrown6449 Год назад
The fact that Bert put Vegemite in his day nestled between Mushrooms Coke and Xanax make this man the GOAT.
@joshbarnett3210
@joshbarnett3210 Год назад
Hearing the producers laugh with us makes me happy, gotta be fun working with these guys
@jamesstone6582
@jamesstone6582 Год назад
I wasn't aware how badly I needed Bert's Swedish doctor impersonation in my life until I heard it
@randallross420
@randallross420 Год назад
he should totally voice the Swedish Chef in the next Muppets movie
@hawknottopgun5891
@hawknottopgun5891 Год назад
You need the impersonation like Bert actually needs a fucking doctor
@polybiusnymb6446
@polybiusnymb6446 Год назад
Lol Nice try, Bert
@jamesstone6582
@jamesstone6582 Год назад
@@polybiusnymb6446 Bert's illiterate, there's no way he'd post that comment. Also, his side RU-vid profile he uses to comment on RU-vid would probably have a name like "idrinkjizzfromhitler'scup69.
@thomasmaguire683
@thomasmaguire683 Год назад
“Thissa guy’s notta gonna be a bigga scientist” 😂😂😂
@javierpompa5935
@javierpompa5935 Год назад
Burt 100% reads the comments
@wep6433
@wep6433 Год назад
Hi Bret
@crunchythedave
@crunchythedave Год назад
uhhhh hundred percent
@seanm9363
@seanm9363 Год назад
Heil Bret
@wannagethighpodcast
@wannagethighpodcast Год назад
Hi Gary
@scotts3335
@scotts3335 Год назад
Hai Mark
@ArtVandelay77
@ArtVandelay77 Год назад
5 mins in and Burnt has already placed Oslo in Sweden
@merrieleiderman1885
@merrieleiderman1885 Год назад
Close enough
@LuLu24Ayo
@LuLu24Ayo Год назад
Just be proud he knows Oslo is a place
@ArtVandelay77
@ArtVandelay77 Год назад
@@LuLu24Ayo Yeah after this many episodes my expectations shouldn't be that high. Good enough for him.
@toastedjoe1013
@toastedjoe1013 Год назад
Americans can't even identify their own states. Only time we learn about new countries on a map is when we're bombing them.
@rogerv6590
@rogerv6590 Год назад
oslo was in sweden at one point, but that was a long time ago. Bert may be good at history 🤔
@michaelm5601
@michaelm5601 10 месяцев назад
I am addicted to Bert’s snorting laugh..
@-jmac995
@-jmac995 Год назад
Bert really is completely hammered all of the time
@bliiild
@bliiild 9 месяцев назад
Pretty much
@David_Lo_Pan
@David_Lo_Pan Год назад
Psychedelics legit saved my life after the military
@TheDJOblivion
@TheDJOblivion Год назад
Shawn Ryan show?
@David_Lo_Pan
@David_Lo_Pan Год назад
@@TheDJOblivion Do I remember you from there? FMF Corpsman 2nd Battalion 1st Marines. I openly discuss my experiences with everyone, in the hopes it decreases the number of 22 veterans a day.
@clevermissfox
@clevermissfox Год назад
@@David_Lo_Panwhat’s 22 veterans a day ?
@David_Lo_Pan
@David_Lo_Pan Год назад
@@clevermissfox 22 veterans a day, on average, take their lives. Had it not been for shrooms.... i probably would've done to myself what the enemy couldn't do. A lot of my boys took their own lives. Even though I said they could reach out anytime, or crash with me if need be.... when someone is in a dark place, they can feel all alone wven when surrounded by people that love them. I believe TBI plays a highly undiagnosed role, that gets conflated with PTSD.
@Icedooitle
@Icedooitle Год назад
Tim's gonna health himself out of being a Bear.
@DekkarJr
@DekkarJr Год назад
dude yeah he looks incredible - dudes got deltoid demarcations you can tell through his shirt
@hlinville6034
@hlinville6034 Год назад
Another year or two of Testosterone and hitting gym hard won't be able to differentiate him from Jack Lalanne.
@calvinlee8103
@calvinlee8103 Год назад
Tim.
@ntutino1980
@ntutino1980 Год назад
Not if he’s loving those Oxy’s so much
@Blade70
@Blade70 Год назад
Opposite Burnt.
@brittanie777
@brittanie777 Год назад
Listening to Bert plot his drug bender is really like watching a symphony being composed
@Henchman1977
@Henchman1977 Год назад
Tom giving me some physique goals for the new year! Bert is before, Tom is after.
@StanleyKubick1
@StanleyKubick1 Год назад
He's still fat. He just has shoulders now.
@Alex-rl4uy
@Alex-rl4uy Год назад
"I work from 6am....till the end of the day" 😂 welcome to adult land
@RedsBigRig
@RedsBigRig Год назад
No shit huh hahha
@WKRP187
@WKRP187 Год назад
You normally work from 6am-2am the next day?
@bulldawg71199
@bulldawg71199 Год назад
@@WKRP187 This gotta be bart’s 2nd channel 😂 I’ve seen u defending every comment against him LMAO
@marzbar393
@marzbar393 Год назад
thats alot of work for a comedian
@chase4086
@chase4086 Год назад
@@WKRP187 idk, does the work we’re talking primarily consist of drinking gallons of alcohol and talking to people?
@27Strike
@27Strike Год назад
Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer I'm finally 100% sober just over a month now for the 1st time since I was 15. You guys are awesome, but damn this episode sure brings back some addictive feelings! Thanx and keep being the best Bears alive!!!
@C.McDoogs
@C.McDoogs Год назад
Congrats on the 30 days man. That's huge. Keep it going
@pinkpugginz
@pinkpugginz Год назад
I'm 6 years off dope. You can do it!
@27Strike
@27Strike Год назад
@@pinkpugginz thank you for the encouragement
@27Strike
@27Strike Год назад
@@C.McDoogs thank you for the encouragement
@corpsmankind
@corpsmankind Год назад
Congrats! 15 months and best choice of my life!
@nicholasallenthehuman
@nicholasallenthehuman Год назад
Tom, that shift you’re talking about is happening right now with so many great comedians who have the balls to make their own specials and release them themselves. It’s cool to see that happening the past few years. You and Bert are the best!
@xXgaucho
@xXgaucho Год назад
Burt adding water to his list was out of left field 🤣
@grant.bloomquist
@grant.bloomquist Год назад
I have no doubt Bert can make a Billion, I have absolutely zero confidence Bert could make a croissant by himself
@StanleyKubick1
@StanleyKubick1 Год назад
*bagel. It sounds better with alliteration
@juliangallardo24
@juliangallardo24 Год назад
@@StanleyKubick1 ☝️
@chaddebeau0308
@chaddebeau0308 Год назад
Croissants are difficult from scratch. He does have a cooking show though.
@roastedtoast9337
@roastedtoast9337 Год назад
Used to be a fan of bert, till my dad, (a severe alcoholic, who literally drank himself to death,) passed. Alcoholism is deadly asf, and hes on that path.
@cdub1734
@cdub1734 Год назад
Hey croissants are pretty hard to make
@dcamaraman939
@dcamaraman939 Год назад
Bert's apology to Nadav was the greatest arc in podcast history.
@IeuroI
@IeuroI Год назад
his swedish impression is pretty much spot on
@juankruger2598
@juankruger2598 Год назад
Bert: Remember the time I used to just speak over you? Used to? Love these guys 😆
@Eddie_fn_g
@Eddie_fn_g Год назад
He still does, but he used to, too.
@juankruger2598
@juankruger2598 Год назад
@@Eddie_fn_g 😆
@asorsh3
@asorsh3 Год назад
The satisfaction on Tom's face when BERT announced his gift.
@Adam-ze1jw
@Adam-ze1jw Год назад
Plot twist: for years Tom’s really just been working on his doctorate and Bert has been his case study. Effects of substance abuse and success. 😂 Next up, comparison of the human missing link and the Mickey mantle gene.
@nituna27
@nituna27 10 месяцев назад
😅😅
@alexjordan9370
@alexjordan9370 Год назад
It's remarkable Tom used to weigh as much, if not more than Bert. Now he is closer to 200 pounds while Bert looks on his way to 300.
@TheJamesDyl
@TheJamesDyl Год назад
Tom does look WAY better than what he used to, but it’s so funny when he fat shames Bert cause he’s still pretty overweight lol
@mrs.h2725
@mrs.h2725 Год назад
Hoooly crap Nadav though lol 😂. When he passed in front of the camera he looked like Tess Holiday’s body double.
@probablynot879
@probablynot879 Год назад
@@TheJamesDyl he’s also pretty strong and suprisingly lean when he tenses. I think he’s one of those guys that would look weird as fuck skinny because he’s naturally big
@Auqua1973
@Auqua1973 Год назад
It's kind of sad. The one thing Bert thinks is his brand is the one thing that is going to kill him young. It's very sad that a grown family man is such a public alcoholic and thinks it's okay.
@TheJamesDyl
@TheJamesDyl Год назад
@@probablynot879 Yeah they both have muscle now from years of carrying that weight around. Would be awesome/terrifying seeing a lean muscular Tom
@JR-tz6ev
@JR-tz6ev Год назад
I love the power Tom holds over Berts life lol. Littlest things he does to mess with Bert like the tea cup, or the health jokes he does at the beginning of the shows when hes not on has so much impact on his life its amazing truly beautiful. Tom could single handedly cancel Bert on his own while barely trying if he just woke up one day like what the hell!!! Love you guys
@BrainboxOfficial_1
@BrainboxOfficial_1 Год назад
The handle👆 ships the best Psychedelics, MDMA and alot more...
@mattvorse4260
@mattvorse4260 Год назад
Gotta love Bernts idea of working "all day" is doing podcasts :D
@NurseLisaMo
@NurseLisaMo Год назад
Life would be perfect if you had these guys as neighbours. They are pioneers for how big standup comedy has become and how it’s perceived. I love to laugh. They honestly will both have amazing legacies…you guys are a rare character mix and I know you will continue to bring laughter in households for decades to come still ! 🇨🇦✌🏽
@rawsko0316
@rawsko0316 Год назад
Holy shit, bert finished a thought after remembering to go back to the point...theres hope!!
@zachhall624
@zachhall624 Год назад
Once it is thousands of times is an anomaly
@zg9445
@zg9445 Год назад
He’s self-correcting! 😂😂😂
@hettel_visual
@hettel_visual Год назад
Right, I was actually so proud of him 😪
@probablynot879
@probablynot879 Год назад
He barely interrupted when Tom talked about his no consequence day
@juliangallardo24
@juliangallardo24 Год назад
Brehhh😂
@wlls
@wlls Год назад
You can tell Bert isnt even listening to Toms perfect day he's just planing out his
@winterc.2476
@winterc.2476 Год назад
Planning*, Genius
@ChandlerMBing1313
@ChandlerMBing1313 Год назад
Bert describes his no consequence day and it's literally just his every day life 🤣🤣
@puntmedias
@puntmedias Год назад
"I'm in Sweden right now - I'm in Oslo" - Genius
@br7189
@br7189 Год назад
Off to a great start
@jarjarss5123
@jarjarss5123 Год назад
Vinnie Paz album behind Tom is a nice touch.
@dustinhanson5849
@dustinhanson5849 Год назад
Right. Tom knows his hip hop
@Joe-oj4rh
@Joe-oj4rh Год назад
You touch me nice
@jarjarss5123
@jarjarss5123 Год назад
@@Joe-oj4rh it's a gift and a curse. *kisses*
@queenieqt2033
@queenieqt2033 Год назад
I fucking love Vinnie Paz
@mizzbanshee
@mizzbanshee 11 месяцев назад
My two all time favorite comedians and I’m so happy they’re best friends
@douggiephresh1985
@douggiephresh1985 11 месяцев назад
I'm sorry to hear that...
@jackolimb6145
@jackolimb6145 10 месяцев назад
Don't worry buddy, you'll get tired of Bert soon
@mizzbanshee
@mizzbanshee 10 месяцев назад
@@jackolimb6145 yeah I just take him in doses. His broken sentences urk me but he’s still one of my favorite people to laugh with.
@acmb6763
@acmb6763 10 месяцев назад
It’s so sad how much i relate to Bert’s personality 🥲
@tictacufo3326
@tictacufo3326 Год назад
Bart looks so bloated by the booze.... I love it.
@AD-df5tm
@AD-df5tm Год назад
Buying a new backpack instead of spending like 5 minutes to clean it out is the most Bert thing ever.
@bigpictureguys8415
@bigpictureguys8415 Год назад
Or Bobby lee
@LifeSucks24
@LifeSucks24 Год назад
If Tom and Bert lived in an apartment. they’d be like Sinfeld and Kramer. Bert is Kramer
@Alex-jq3vx
@Alex-jq3vx Год назад
Tom made the exact same face as me when bert peals the sticker off his cap 😂😂
@nicholaswhitehead3437
@nicholaswhitehead3437 Год назад
I think I've heard Bart tell the story about Shane and his daughter so many times that I can see it changing like a game of telephone...but its just Brent calling himself
@flynnplumlee5293
@flynnplumlee5293 Год назад
It's him trying to shape a bit
@salanderstrength4897
@salanderstrength4897 Год назад
@@flynnplumlee5293 well he should stop because it’s not a good one
@drokkerelq
@drokkerelq Год назад
Tom's the Bert whisperer. Only he understands WTF Bert is talking about.
@theofficialxcel
@theofficialxcel Год назад
So dope to see that Tim is a Vinnie Paz fan
@tryitout7435
@tryitout7435 Год назад
Aaaaand I guess today is the day I relapse. Thanks Bert, and especially thanks Tom. Hearing you discribe that day of going hard really pushed me over the edge. Whatever. 8 years clean. gone. Going to be a wild ride. Wish me luck.
@josef2012
@josef2012 Год назад
Username/comment synergy checks out.
@thn82_
@thn82_ Год назад
Don't know if your serious, but if I catch you in time - don't do it bro, 8 years is something to be proud of. Go see a comedy show, go blow some cash on sex, call a sponsor, anything else that will preoccupy your mind til the next day. If it's too late then be safe and take it easy, don't go hard alone. We know the dark places that can lead too.
@patrickmihalyi3869
@patrickmihalyi3869 Год назад
Don’t talk about it, be about it! 🎉🎉
@xxxthe_poop_banditxxx4374
@xxxthe_poop_banditxxx4374 Год назад
Go ahead throw your life away like a loser. Your family counts on you your friends count on you. So go ahead throw away 8 years of hard work because of someone description of being high. You went through you know it’s not worth it or else why did you quit in the first place. Be a winner pick yourself up and go do something you enjoy.
@ptmac333
@ptmac333 Год назад
Lol clearly you were looking for excuse don't blame Tim and bart
@nickmiller8131
@nickmiller8131 Год назад
I feel like we went from hearing Bert and Tom talk about how fun coke would be, to hearing Bert talk about how much fun “coke used to be”
@NoSe-ci5oc
@NoSe-ci5oc Год назад
Of course
@oldkingcrow777
@oldkingcrow777 Год назад
So manybpeople watching this wish they had the privilege of knowing these guys, to show them that it CAN still be good 🤣
@thefumexxl
@thefumexxl Год назад
@@oldkingcrow777 Right? quality is up, price is down, and the cartels have gotten a lot better about their cuts and contamination. It's safer, stronger and cheaper than it has been in years. Covid really made it super sketchy since nobody was casually crossing borders and ships weren't getting into port to unload. The supply chain reopened, and different groups got into moving it out of SA and Mexico, who have very little incentive to cut it to shit or let it get contaminated (on purpose or on accident).
@Milobolo
@Milobolo Год назад
@@thefumexxl where’s the stats on that dawg, lotta ❄️ cut with fentanyl out here now, and it’s not like you can compare it with past decades
@SHACOBES123
@SHACOBES123 Год назад
Cocaine when I was younger was AT LEAST 10 times better than it is today
@brookerangel-legris
@brookerangel-legris Год назад
The food porn in this episode is hilarious 😂 watching Bert’s face as Tom describes what he’s gonna eat was so funny!
@Fun_On_WarjpgFR
@Fun_On_WarjpgFR 10 месяцев назад
these two created theyr own one day chalenge right now dude 😂
@stephenhime898
@stephenhime898 Год назад
Brent should do a promo for Berlin where he just says I'm coming to Berlin with the date and he's holding the 🍵
@satanmitdengeilenbarthaaren
That would be wonderful 😂
@hunterwhite4394
@hunterwhite4394 Год назад
Bert goes from shirtless to wearing a sundress. If they say you’re queer baiting, shut em down for diminishing your truth
@zehmyan
@zehmyan Год назад
One of Tom's greatest comic abilities is surrounding himself with people whom he can deploy his knowing silent smile and nod on. It works with Christina too... but just feeding Bert rope is comedy gold.
@BrainboxOfficial_1
@BrainboxOfficial_1 Год назад
The handle👆 ships the best Psychedelics, MDMA and alot more..
@akjohnny5997
@akjohnny5997 Год назад
idk as sophisticated as he is, he still crushed his own arm and ate shit 🤷
@kenzieclark7960
@kenzieclark7960 Год назад
Not me just leaving my shift at buffalo wild wings, this video being the first to pop up, and first thing they talk ab is buffalo wild wings😭😭
@user-hr1uj8fi3n
@user-hr1uj8fi3n Год назад
We all know that Tom thought about giving the tea cup to Ari first 🙊
@SunflowerDogs
@SunflowerDogs Год назад
I was thinking Ari should deposit a bloody dump in it to honor the memory the fuher lol
@gac1579
@gac1579 Год назад
never crossed his mind. they arent as tight as tom n bert
@s3m4jno5w4d
@s3m4jno5w4d Год назад
Nah
@user-hr1uj8fi3n
@user-hr1uj8fi3n Год назад
@@s3m4jno5w4d what a well thought out, intelectual and articulated argument you’ve made. You sure showed me what’s what 🤦‍♀️
@max_coast
@max_coast Год назад
@@user-hr1uj8fi3n but he's right, iykyk
@travismester
@travismester Год назад
It’s great to hear Bert say that he chose water over booze before his flight🤜🤛
@wbotti
@wbotti Год назад
I'm only 5 minutes in and I'm choking with laughter. You guys are on another level. A very sick, dark level.
@randomsp00ns88
@randomsp00ns88 Месяц назад
dude i cant just the whole conversation about crescents killed me at the end 😂
@Alex-rl4uy
@Alex-rl4uy Год назад
I've lived in a few trailers(4) since I was around 6. I'm 37 now and still find myself in a single wide, all original trailer, that was built in 1964.
@nachomansandyravage2346
@nachomansandyravage2346 Год назад
Bert was a lot to handle this episode. Tim has patience I didn't know were possible to have
@aaroncorrell8728
@aaroncorrell8728 Год назад
Sadly, the show was more entertaining when Bert was away, IMO.
@TrapGoose420
@TrapGoose420 Год назад
I love how there was just like a full Minute or two of them showing their love for Croissants. Yes they are amazing.
@johnsimth6587
@johnsimth6587 Год назад
I've never seen a better representation of gluttony and greed than Berts facial reactions while Tom talks about drugs and food. Tom almost saw Berts vinegar strokes.
@joshparris9675
@joshparris9675 Год назад
Vinegar strokes. 🤌🤣 I forgot about that one.
@johnsimth6587
@johnsimth6587 Год назад
@@joshparris9675 There is so much from that show we shouldn't lose, fucking clever ass writing.
@joe4268
@joe4268 Год назад
Even when bret isn't talking. He's thinking about how to make the convo about him lol.
@C33MountainMan
@C33MountainMan Год назад
If i had a perfect day with no regrets the next day, im drinking milk.
@heygek2769
@heygek2769 Год назад
How decadent.
@jarnold1789
@jarnold1789 Год назад
And eating gluten
@matthewcall6864
@matthewcall6864 Год назад
You guys described every day of my early twenties……followed by 3 years of rehab haha
@senseiernesto86
@senseiernesto86 Год назад
2 Bears 1 Coach actually sounds like a amazing idea, specifically coming from Bert! I’m proud of him.
@ytm23ak
@ytm23ak Год назад
“If you’re ready to step up the fun in your life, try Narcotics!” Great new years thinspo, Tom!
@stormtrooper16
@stormtrooper16 Год назад
Tim’s physique is going to be people’s new year resolution.
@LetsGoMakeMistakes
@LetsGoMakeMistakes Год назад
He's on his way to become cobra tate 2.
@alleniverson397
@alleniverson397 Год назад
@@LetsGoMakeMistakes shut up
@8thlvlMage
@8thlvlMage Год назад
Hell it was mine 6 months ago.
@BEARTHEBEAR.
@BEARTHEBEAR. Год назад
NEW YEAR. NEW MONDAY! Best day of week
@ComicKodi
@ComicKodi Год назад
This is the first 2 bears I’ve WATCHED. I always listen on Spotify. Holy shit it’s even funnier getting to visually see toms reactions to Bert’s asinine ideas or thoughts lmao
@easiverly253
@easiverly253 Год назад
Bert calling "White Whale" a "Great White Shark" is the best example of him.
@PEGGLES93
@PEGGLES93 Год назад
These two flip my day for the better no matter what.
@therobbrownchannel5079
@therobbrownchannel5079 Год назад
Berlin promo for Bart should be a no brainer as the owner of Hitler's teacup.
@thefumexxl
@thefumexxl Год назад
It wouldn't go well. They don't tolerate anything hitler talk, especially jokes about it.
@satanmitdengeilenbarthaaren
😂 Ohh that would be wonderful lol
@satanmitdengeilenbarthaaren
@@thefumexxl of course some of us do... When it's well written and not with the hammer on the head... No problem
@skitzopsycho1605
@skitzopsycho1605 Год назад
That Vinnie Paz album As Above So Below makes me respect Tom's music preferences so much.
@haleytoups1995
@haleytoups1995 9 месяцев назад
I know the comments aren’t for ads but that saatva mattress is the best bed I have had and still use 4 years later and love it
@Naitsirk1
@Naitsirk1 Год назад
Brent is spiraling out of control
@Joe-oj4rh
@Joe-oj4rh Год назад
4:35
@Joey-zy4cs
@Joey-zy4cs Год назад
I give him 3 years max before a major heart attack
@LuminousSapien
@LuminousSapien Год назад
@@Joey-zy4cs Youd be surprised what people can pull off doing, spite all the drugs, if they are still living an active lifestyle, always on your feet doing something, still having the motivation to work out regularly, even though the large amount of alcohol. How active of a lifestylee do you have?
@BrainboxOfficial_1
@BrainboxOfficial_1 Год назад
The handle👆 ships the best Psychedelics, MDMA and alot more....
@Jabroni31
@Jabroni31 Год назад
Immediately Bert’s eyes are slowly closing again
@haloreachfan03
@haloreachfan03 Год назад
There’s a bottle of ice? - Bert
@ruddizzle1
@ruddizzle1 8 месяцев назад
Morphine is absolute heaven! Motorcycle accident showed me that
@-RTC-
@-RTC- Год назад
Tom’s about to make all the heroin addicts relapse from this episode
@oofunstuff
@oofunstuff Год назад
And just smooth talking clean people into starting up some shit!
@shmegma4371
@shmegma4371 Год назад
Too late.
@mrbeans2425
@mrbeans2425 Год назад
already did.
@bluepilledalpha
@bluepilledalpha Год назад
I was salivating 😂
@brandonparsons7568
@brandonparsons7568 Год назад
Yup
@usedparts352
@usedparts352 Год назад
It's confirmed.. Bert most definitely reads the comments.
@BrainboxOfficial_1
@BrainboxOfficial_1 Год назад
The handle👆 ships the best Psychedelics, MDMA and alot more...
@tworichy
@tworichy Год назад
The best podcast to make me feel normal, love the way they think ands it’s entertaining cause you know their having fun.
@jellojoe00
@jellojoe00 Год назад
Bert works VERY hard. Drinking, getting high, telling jokes.
@WKRP187
@WKRP187 Год назад
Always wonder why if something is so easy then why aren't ppl like you doing it for a living?
@cavemanvi
@cavemanvi Год назад
@@WKRP187 tone it down Bert’s cousin.
@nsbdbsbsbdbzbz8555
@nsbdbsbsbdbzbz8555 Год назад
@@WKRP187 not everyone wants to be a clown
@DeejayRach0
@DeejayRach0 Год назад
@@nsbdbsbsbdbzbz8555 is not easy to be funny
@np-bl7qc
@np-bl7qc Год назад
@@nsbdbsbsbdbzbz8555 says the guy who goes to a person's podcast to talk shit about them 🤡
@legendaryvapes8849
@legendaryvapes8849 Год назад
Saatva pillows are fire
@Alex-rl4uy
@Alex-rl4uy Год назад
Every listener gets a free pillow on Bert and Tom.
@legendaryvapes8849
@legendaryvapes8849 Год назад
@@Alex-rl4uy lol I wish
@chandler9870
@chandler9870 Год назад
I love how Bart is telling us his daughter not tryna laugh at Shane Ghillis… again lol
@BrainboxOfficial_1
@BrainboxOfficial_1 Год назад
The handle👆 ships the best Psychedelics, MDMA and alot more....
@kranx2690
@kranx2690 Год назад
I love that I hear the guys in the back just busting up laughing during all of these
@jeanettesalazar3181
@jeanettesalazar3181 Год назад
I’m surprised Brett’s mic isn’t dripping from all that saliva in his mouth.😂
@ike134
@ike134 Год назад
Oh it is 💦
@bennettmylius1563
@bennettmylius1563 Год назад
Who's Brett again?
@richeyrich2203
@richeyrich2203 Год назад
Pop filter for a reason
@stevendavis1089
@stevendavis1089 Год назад
Favorite part of a Monday
@johnhaze8074
@johnhaze8074 11 месяцев назад
It’s the laughing in the background for me 😂😂😂
@chelseamendez1942
@chelseamendez1942 Год назад
Literally my favorite duo!! Reminds me if me and my boyfriends conversations after a smoke session lol would love to hand with these dudes!
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