I made a cop almost piss his pants laughing one time. It was literally one of the only times I actually didnt have pot or crack on me (since given up the ice thank god). But this copper has searched the whole car and found about 20 small clip seal bags that I just hadnt got round to throwing out. They were all clean and didnt have any residual anything in them. Anywho, copper found them all and asked me "what are these used for"? I told him "you are never going to believe me bloke. You see every now and then I dont want a whole sandwhich so I made a bunch of bite size sandwhiches and used these little bags". As I said he almost pissed himself laughing, he was howling for a good 5 minutes before he composed himself, did his final checks and let me go without charge.
What a gun! I once wrote something similar hahaha "You can accuse me of being an alcoholic, you're welcome to believe in that. But if I turn on the TV and remain seated back, best believe me when I say I'll turn on RBT and that might be the only week your kid will be seeing dad. I thought it was neat hahahaha
Hilariously...Jordon recognizes a cop he went to high school with, the next driver, Ryan, I went to high school with, in a tiny little NSW country town.
Apparently the detour thing is common. I saw the RBT set up one block after my street and thought "HAHA sucks to be you" only to be pulled over the second I turned down my street. Memorable breath test because he asked me if I had been drinking and when I said no he said "Well, you're no fun"
@@monimate1673 it is. It’s become so mainstream now. It’s even worse when they stop taking their psych medication because they believe meth is the only thing that keeps them ‘sane’
During a gathering I saw a friend I hadn't seen in ages, and he said to me after a little talking "Ohh, I just took some meth." and upon my WTF face being turned on he then followed up with "Nah, I smoked it, didn't inject it, so it's fine." and I was so fucking confused, lmao. Bless him.
A bunch of us caught up for a fishing trip and old mate told me he's smoking and dealing meth now, this is the kid that would hang crap on us for smoking and bonging on and detested drugs. Life finds a way.
@@roblynch7463 check it out @friendlyjordies your stigma inducing meth stereotypes literally pave the way for jerks like rob lynch to suggest that killing people because they use drugs is an ok thing to say. also rob, it doesn't 'kill quicker,' it has a quicker onset due to the bioavailability of intravenous use. feels good bro.
Jordies is too hard on himself. He isn't either just bringing down the government or drugged losers who drive, he also takes the time to systematically destroy MAFS. Your service to this country is greatly appreciated.
nothing quite compares to the terror on a young police officer's face when you pull up to an RBT and when they ask you "have you been drinking?" and and you answer "yes"
When I worked in Mt Druitt, I would see customers on there ALL the time. Turned it into a drinking game. I would often be more f**ked up than the stooges on there.
True story , I was living with mates. Which one of them invited their boys over who were smoking crack & the shit I’ve seen and been through was Astonishing. I even took them under my roof. I’m so glad we parted ways otherwise I would have lived their lifestyle if it wasn’t for my daughter honestly I probably would have ended using… Edit: please don’t turn to meth. it won’t get you anywhere, 🙏🏻
They shouldn't have driven under the influence in the first place. Shouldn't have touched drugs. You can be the poorest kid in the country, work your arse off, get paid by the government to go to a heavily subsidised world class university or trade school, put all of your tuition costs on a super low interest government loan and then earn decent wages in a decent career. You can even be a deadshit during high school and still get into uni or TAFE through special entry tests. Seriously, how much help do these people need? If they can't pull their finger out in this veritable paradise that is Australia, then nothing will save them. In the United States and UK, being born poor will likely see you stay poor. In Australia, nothing stops you from living a good life unless you act like a fuckwit and do stupid shit.
@@keynesianeconomics4113 "fuck I hate when poor cunts get addicted to extremely addictive substances, just fucking put down the bong for fucks sake" - you champ
What was your mate from high school saying when you talked over him? Was he saying that guy thought he was alright to drive after drinking a whole bottle of vodka? What a champion.
Nah I've seen that clip, the guy drove to a bottle-o that was less than 1km (hence him saying why didn't I walk) from his house after having a whole bottle of wine and got caught
Idk, the "just meth" one made me sad. That shits such a scurge and has become way to normalised. At least he called it "meth" and not "ice", which people say because they want the drug to sound way less dirty.
Gotta love the “pause for effect” after each breath test gag they put on whilst trying to make the show last the full allotted time slot. Every breath test I’ve ever done, the results been fairly well instant.
The best part of RBT is when they show your home town, and you, no matter where you’re from, always go “WEY THATS US, EVERYONE ON THIS EPISODES GONNA BE SMASHED!”
We need that RBT graphic overlay as a sticker for the bottom left corner of the back windows for when the cops pull you over. This way we can see every ones high score.
So is it a good thing to ask if you should go for further tests or not? Or will the more accurate test just pick up all the other hidden drugs in one's system? Asking for a friend.
@@demun6065 if you took drugs no. If you didn't, then ask for blood test. Blood test for drugs can pick up cannabis, mdma, versions of speed/meth and I think opiods. (I got done lol)
@@mattreviews4948 that's changed hasn't it? Last time I got pulled over cop asked if I'd smoked weed "in the last 2 days", and I'm pretty sure it used to be a 7 day period. It's dumb, though. If you smoke a joint last night, you're not stoned the next day, but can still get busted.
Ryan is a good man , people never know what someone else has been through in their life and are very quick to judge on how they look , but at the end of the day if that person is a good person than that's all that matters !
Fun story. On my green P's had a few drinks at a mates place. By a few I mean 200ml of vodka in 2 hours. Finished the last sip as I got in the car and got RBT'd 20minutes later at 0.000. winning!
The weed test is outdated. After an hour or two you are no longer affected by the thc. They could do an anagram test when they send it to the lab to see the exact time that you were high but they dont. They dont test if you've had booze in the last 12 hours they test how much booze is in your system at that time. It blows my mind that we actually let people drive while buzzing from a few drinks as long as you're under the limit. Plus the crackheads at my work are up for 2 days every other day but they arent afraid of a piss test cause its out of their system in 2 days. Im a moderate nightly smoker but im gonna get the sack before the crackhead like are you for cereal..
That’s not necessarily true. Just like alcohol, the effects of the THC in marijuana affect different people differently. Plenty of people I’ve seen high on it that are still clearly affected by the drug up to a day after using... same as people I know who are still clearly drunk the day after
@@OfficialAshArcher yeah driving intoxicated is not a good idea. If i smoke i have to wait an hour before i even catch a bus lol. And i have low tolerance for weed so it affects me more than most people.. If they're still affected by weed the day after its definitely because they've been smoking for less than a year of moderate use which means they got stoned less than about 50 times, or they took a long break. When you start smoking thats when the haze and any "psychedelic" properties are strongest but that stuff fades the more you use. The high lasts 30 minutes then the after haze is very very mild. Maybe if you eat a huge brownie you'll be faded for 2 days but thats just joey diaz most people arent that crazy haha
I was at hungry jacks the other day and saw something that gave me PTSD; they had Sky News on the TV and what I saw was pure horror... Paul Murry interviewing Joe Hildebrand!
