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DSP Just Made the Most Cringe & Delusional Speech of 2024 Comparing His Life to Like a Dragon Ending 

DSP Tries It - Memology 101
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Cringed so hard bro 🤣

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@DSPTriesItMemology101
@DSPTriesItMemology101 6 месяцев назад
OMG! im sorry, i already edited this video 10 times cut/mute some parts because a russian channel is claiming a song & youtube just make me mute more parts, really sorry
@DSPTriesItMemology101
@DSPTriesItMemology101 6 месяцев назад
He just like me fr fr
@SilentWeaponsIIl
@SilentWeaponsIIl 6 месяцев назад
Phil's always Russian through games and Putin his business down the toilet.
@Toxik_Dubz
@Toxik_Dubz 6 месяцев назад
Russian DE-🚜!!! Why didn't they claim his stream?
@maxw5900
@maxw5900 6 месяцев назад
You know nothing about being a mature adult with responsibilities; support my family.
@Jesse_E5150
@Jesse_E5150 6 месяцев назад
Nothing you could do 😢
@joshkokichi
@joshkokichi 6 месяцев назад
He's pretty confident for a guy that has 2 fans that provide about 99% of his income
@dertythegrower
@dertythegrower 6 месяцев назад
he got a loan from his parents.. many times... the dsp ten year plan episodes, by xMortis prove it
@DrunkDoglol
@DrunkDoglol 6 месяцев назад
Philbert making Squat Cobbler videos behind the scenes ...
@MarquisLeary34
@MarquisLeary34 6 месяцев назад
More than me and wife make streaming. We get nothing.
@_CrimsonBlade
@_CrimsonBlade 6 месяцев назад
2 fans are how he makes 100k a year?
@Dylan-en2fd
@Dylan-en2fd 6 месяцев назад
@@_CrimsonBlade yeah plant jeff his wife died and he uses her life insurance to support phil
@selfawaredrew
@selfawaredrew 6 месяцев назад
As a Yakuza fan, this was a very hard watch 😬
@Saddler1944
@Saddler1944 6 месяцев назад
00:43 and I'm all ready belly laughing at this clown. How is DSP both the most boring dude on the planet but also the funniest.
@andreakopyan2424
@andreakopyan2424 6 месяцев назад
What friendships DSP? What great life and family? Lmao.
@-huracan-8444
@-huracan-8444 6 месяцев назад
Except Ichiban never puts other peole down by saying how great he is and others are "losers" this guy plays this daily, hours and hours and yet manages to miss the point of it completely. I'm actually impressed how can a person be like this. 50 years old and didn't learn anything in his life, seriously just impressive. A study case for sure.
@SilentWeaponsIIl
@SilentWeaponsIIl 6 месяцев назад
I like how Phil can cry broke and claim success in the same sentence.
@MTown587
@MTown587 6 месяцев назад
The duality of pigroach
@trodat07
@trodat07 6 месяцев назад
DSP is suckcessful.
@Clamfaced
@Clamfaced 6 месяцев назад
Schrodinger's Pig
@whenpigsfly8178
@whenpigsfly8178 6 месяцев назад
pignosis for confusion's sake and the literal definition of talking out of both sides of your mouth.
@MarquisLeary34
@MarquisLeary34 6 месяцев назад
More successful than me and my wife are when streaming.
@jgrosse5554
@jgrosse5554 6 месяцев назад
He's just like me fr fr.
@scorpion6328
@scorpion6328 6 месяцев назад
“FrUuUuUuHh! FrUuUuUuHh!”
@Clamfaced
@Clamfaced 6 месяцев назад
1:09 - 1:23 Its just like Phil because he made lots of friends along the way and may not be filthy rich but is rich in frien-- oh..
@mooganify
@mooganify 6 месяцев назад
FRFRFRFR
@MoyLoaf
@MoyLoaf 6 месяцев назад
Fr
@maxpower1571
@maxpower1571 6 месяцев назад
FUR FUR FUR
@Kristingen
@Kristingen 6 месяцев назад
he's literally so ichiban, except he has no friends, sits home all day, doesn't go outside, has not tried to fix his financial situation, is a deibilitating gambling addict, he's litewy him!!!
@ProtomanButCallMeBlues
@ProtomanButCallMeBlues 6 месяцев назад
And he's spent hours trashing the only friend he seemingly had from streaming (rambo) and completely disowned and said Howard was never his friend despite it's easy to go back and watch DSP talk about the project 7 crew like they were his friends. Which goes to show that if he couldn't make a friend out of guys doing content for him, he's not a friend worth having.
@jackharrow7147
@jackharrow7147 6 месяцев назад
fur fur
@Clamfaced
@Clamfaced 6 месяцев назад
1:04 DSP acting smug because he "figured out" the ending to one of the most generic and predictable tropes ever - the "Its the friends we made along the way" trope.
@mrsponsor7695
@mrsponsor7695 6 месяцев назад
And that is ironic, Phail only loses friends and supporters in his journey
@xpurplethighs7596
@xpurplethighs7596 6 месяцев назад
Most people also figured out the ending... Two months ago when the game came out and they played it. Phil is literally the dude who shows up after a month long project and finally finished last second, saying he figured everything out.
@eyn85
@eyn85 6 месяцев назад
If I had to count how many RPGs I saw this ending on " all the friends we made in the way and the adventure itself that counts" it wouldn't fit on just both hands....
@simpleguy86
@simpleguy86 6 месяцев назад
@@mrsponsor7695 damn you beat to the punch i was literally thinking yup this will go over Phil head
@whenpigsfly8178
@whenpigsfly8178 6 месяцев назад
It's not a bad message potentially, but it's wasted on Phil who has no friends.
@soada159
@soada159 6 месяцев назад
"You are scum, I'm better than you, and there is nothing you can do about it"- A man who just finished telling us he lives a happy life and is only focused on the people that love him and appreciate him.
@vulgardisplayofpink5668
@vulgardisplayofpink5668 6 месяцев назад
He's comparing himself to the character, yet he has no friends 😂
@kin4386
@kin4386 6 месяцев назад
I've never had to file for bankruptcy, I don't have a mobile game or Alcohol addiction, and I live with people who actually love me and don't just pretend to. IDK about y'all but I'm feeling pretty superior in a lot of ways lmao
@AngryLoona
@AngryLoona 6 месяцев назад
I love how he sees a character being brutally beaten up losing teeth and swollen shut eye and says “this is actually what I go through”
@angry_zergling
@angry_zergling 6 месяцев назад
Coming from the guy who compared himself to Job from the bible it's not surprising at all.
@eyn85
@eyn85 6 месяцев назад
Except both suffered physically a lot through their ordeals and the time he was confronted in real life he cried and ran away....yeah he is really an yakuza tough guy
@bobsmith5088
@bobsmith5088 6 месяцев назад
Imagine the character in the game going into an unhinged rant telling everyone to eat it with a spoon. That would be just like him fr.
@papayer
@papayer 6 месяцев назад
I genuinely wished for that to happen. He needs a reality check, something to put the situation in perspective for him. If he won't listen to words, he'll have to learn another way.
@angry_zergling
@angry_zergling 6 месяцев назад
@@papayer I think he's a little past the point where he can learn anything. If he would have gotten beat up before he was in his thirties, maybe. But he's terminally toxic by now and nothing can change it.
@batman124377
@batman124377 6 месяцев назад
41 years old. 41.
@mooganify
@mooganify 6 месяцев назад
*leans in*
@dertythegrower
@dertythegrower 6 месяцев назад
42 now basically
@psychwardsandSCENE
@psychwardsandSCENE 6 месяцев назад
that's only 12 in DSP-years
@SgtJoelberg
@SgtJoelberg 6 месяцев назад
Maybe his real birthday is February 29 so he’s only 11.
@alexmiller6955
@alexmiller6955 6 месяцев назад
His species doesn't become an adult till they shed their pseudo-human exoskeleton
@ZooberWezeeKenzan
@ZooberWezeeKenzan 6 месяцев назад
Phil is failing to realize something about this; Ichiban is a good person with a big heart, Phil is neither a good person nor has a big heart.
@aantonis613
@aantonis613 6 месяцев назад
And Ichiban didn't monetized on his friend's death like DSP did you have to be such an awful and shitty person to do that
@neildiamondcuttr
@neildiamondcuttr 6 месяцев назад
Phil does have a big heart. It’s called cardiomegaly and it’s cuz he eats his weight in door dash.
@PrybarCommando
@PrybarCommando 6 месяцев назад
Hi Washington state native here, super proud that my state has been hostile to Phil ever since he moved here.
@tatersquad2000
@tatersquad2000 6 месяцев назад
509 reporting in, holding down central washington philwatch
@slipstream7324
@slipstream7324 6 месяцев назад
tacoma, wa philwatch checking in
@mooganify
@mooganify 6 месяцев назад
Hawnestly
@inferno5988
@inferno5988 6 месяцев назад
Reporting from RENTON, the good ol 425, making the pigs life hell ❤
@666slateran666
@666slateran666 6 месяцев назад
Used to live in Bellevue. Glad I moved out to better weather lmao
@zombehnashun
@zombehnashun 6 месяцев назад
Man, Turkey Tom left a scar when he spanked Phil with that video of his. The fact that Phil keeps bringing it up so much just shows how much it hurt his poor fragile ego.
@boswelldoddler5235
@boswelldoddler5235 6 месяцев назад
If you constantly have to him and haw about being happy, you aren't happy. That Turkey Tom doc really fucked him up. I want him to go a week without begging for SSI checks. 15 years of begging doesn't go away because you had a delusional rant about not caring about money.
@Snakee423
@Snakee423 6 месяцев назад
The thing that really broke him was the sidescrollers interview
@papayer
@papayer 6 месяцев назад
Turkey Tom and Side Scrollers are giant thorns on his side. He really can't fathom the lone idea of facing consequences for his actions
@DETRACT0RD00M
@DETRACT0RD00M 6 месяцев назад
​@@papayerhe legitimately can't understand why people despise him and why he's on the Mount Rushmore of lolcows..
@jasonvoorheesthethird
@jasonvoorheesthethird 6 месяцев назад
@@DETRACT0RD00Mit just shows how incredibly stoopid and how completely disconnected from reality he actually is…
@humanbean3
@humanbean3 6 месяцев назад
that and the fact that OIC alone is supporting his ridiculous lifestyle choices, and he has to go along with all the weirdness and sock accounts and bullcrap that goes along with that free money, and cant be like a normal streamer that doesn't have to pretend to be friends with people he cant stand
@scorpion6328
@scorpion6328 6 месяцев назад
Phil needs to stop the cringe.
@TheDevilockedzombie
@TheDevilockedzombie 6 месяцев назад
He would have to dissappear off the face of the planet first.
@kevorka3281
@kevorka3281 6 месяцев назад
HAHAHAHA he's seriously trying to pretend that money isn't his main driving factor in life? This is absolutely the most cope I've ever heard
@pitsahat2
@pitsahat2 6 месяцев назад
To be honest money is probably a proxy for actual validation, acceptance and respect. The one thing that triggers him the most when people dismiss or just don't his opinions. Oh mama, that gets you a nice rant
@Prime92
@Prime92 6 месяцев назад
Phil said it, so it must be true. Only believe the cult leader.
@kin4386
@kin4386 6 месяцев назад
Saying that while knowing that if the game he was currently playing wasn't going to make him money, he wouldn't be playing it is so funny to me.
@scorpion6328
@scorpion6328 6 месяцев назад
@@pitsahat2 Just call Phil lazy and you’re in for one hell of a narcissistic rage fuelled rant. 😂 Nothing triggers Phil more than the truth.
@TheQuietTimes
@TheQuietTimes 6 месяцев назад
If the "Infinite Wealth" is _the friends we made along the way,_ then DSP would STILL be broke. HE hasn't formed bonds, made connections, forged new friendships, or done anything to make the world a better place. He's burned bridges, LOST friends, gotten more bitter, and lives in a bubble with Khet, more isolated from the world than ever before... and with nothing in his life but the slowly sinking ship that is his "business"... And Legendary Hogan pulls.
@fatesfrozenflame
@fatesfrozenflame 6 месяцев назад
I hate when he says he makes a difference, Phil you play video games on the internet. Yet he thinks he's helping flood victims or giving food to the homeless.
@Aames32
@Aames32 6 месяцев назад
Bro but nobody loves him his wife literally wants nothing to do with him. She can't even handle being in the same room with him for 2 hours without getting bored and yawning like a screaming gorilla.
@LudwigVon
@LudwigVon 6 месяцев назад
" yawning like a screaming Gorilla" is perfect description of what we witnessed
@dertythegrower
@dertythegrower 6 месяцев назад
they sleep in Beds.. with an s, he said many times... just his roommate, lets be real.. she isnt moving her body in his bed or at all
@thewayofthechinchilla2786
@thewayofthechinchilla2786 6 месяцев назад
This is what i am saying he acts like he has friends or love when they all left LONG LONG ago and he spends his nights drunk on the toilet rage playing wwe and blaming us for the life he lives.
@ceophilosopher7173
@ceophilosopher7173 6 месяцев назад
“Screaming gorilla” ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️
@Narcoanalysis
@Narcoanalysis 6 месяцев назад
God hes like the 14 year old you knew a highschool who told everyone they were a werewolf.
@classiccorporation5278
@classiccorporation5278 6 месяцев назад
You knew him too? Lol 😂
@Narcoanalysis
@Narcoanalysis 6 месяцев назад
@@classiccorporation5278 there was a werewolf, and a kid who thought he had anime powers.
@skate2freak898
@skate2freak898 5 месяцев назад
AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
@-suphur
@-suphur 6 месяцев назад
"Not for money...", says the guy that begs for a living and feels entitled to his audiences money.
@siner2442
@siner2442 6 месяцев назад
He acts like he didn’t try every trick to try and use the algorithm to have his videos move up to get recommended… it really pissed DSPig off! He’s so desperate for viewers… 😂
@cl.3614
@cl.3614 6 месяцев назад
Phil already lost then since he has no friends or healthy relationships.
@richardmcgowan1651
@richardmcgowan1651 6 месяцев назад
Again? Didnt he go off on his viewers making fun of that opinion? Dear lord he is a complete narcissist.
@sswpp8908
@sswpp8908 6 месяцев назад
And I'd like to highlight the detail that it was his own long time audience member he chewed out. His version of it he makes it out as if he was defending himself from his obsessed detractors, but really he went ballistic on his own fan for poking fun at the cringe.
@IllusionsOfGrandeur_
@IllusionsOfGrandeur_ 6 месяцев назад
He's just like me furr-furr.
@Velourium
@Velourium 6 месяцев назад
I'm just happy with what I have. That's where true wealth comes from. Not from money, not from internet fame. And by the way guys support has been low tonight so please if you could tip or super chat or become a member
@Smackrat
@Smackrat 6 месяцев назад
The devs are obviously huge fans of Phil and made the game's story parallel his enormous stuggles.
@Clamfaced
@Clamfaced 6 месяцев назад
hey fill, HYOOJ fan since 1875 here!
@MaesterMike
@MaesterMike 6 месяцев назад
The fact he can say that with a straight face shows there is no saving him.
@Arashi_2358
@Arashi_2358 6 месяцев назад
I'm cringing so hard I'm turning inside out. 😫
@chew8087
@chew8087 6 месяцев назад
My god that was cringe, like probably the cringiest thing I’ve seen him do. The fake smile he has on his face thinking he’s winning in life and telling the trolls off. Although he’s really only smiling because a couple whales came out tonight to support the business. Good job Phil, that’s a real sustainable business you’ve built
@Hungry4doordash
@Hungry4doordash 6 месяцев назад
Careful or your gonna find a spoon in the mail
@ShinkoFleur
@ShinkoFleur 6 месяцев назад
I love this speech. Because after all of this he has to shut off the screen and be around a woman that doesn't love him for 2 hours until he can get back to streaming on his channel where it's the only place where people care that he exists.
@x-ScaryBerry-x
@x-ScaryBerry-x 6 месяцев назад
And even that audience is steadily dwindling.
@dertythegrower
@dertythegrower 6 месяцев назад
Then sleeps in his own bed.. he said beds, many times... why would they have two beds.. got em, busted.
@DJJunkfoodJay
@DJJunkfoodJay 6 месяцев назад
Yo Shinko, do you think he's ever been inside his wife without either or both of them in tears?
@mediokay
@mediokay 6 месяцев назад
​@@dertythegroweryou think khet could fit in a bed with him? A giant haystack, maybe
@philipblaise5166
@philipblaise5166 6 месяцев назад
People who are happy dont constantly say that they are
@luckys901
@luckys901 6 месяцев назад
DSP is not a real human, dude is a Martian
@Ihavethetouch
@Ihavethetouch 6 месяцев назад
That's offensive towards Martians
@angry_zergling
@angry_zergling 6 месяцев назад
Goutonian.
@dertythegrower
@dertythegrower 6 месяцев назад
a hermit keyboard warrior alien
@Section8dc
@Section8dc 6 месяцев назад
Phil is 100% from Uranus
@whenpigsfly8178
@whenpigsfly8178 6 месяцев назад
@@Section8dc He definitely talks about Uranus far too often for a non-resident, lol.
@BiggensIrons
@BiggensIrons 6 месяцев назад
“I have an awesome life with my family” what family Phil? Your parents you never talk to? Your wife you never spend time with? Your cat you neglect medically? Or your pedo son Derich?
@Silenthilldude87
@Silenthilldude87 6 месяцев назад
This is a game that will stay in Phil's heart until he dies. He couldn't stop playing this game for that reason. Low support for almost two months and still manage to get to the finish line just to say this stupid speech. I know he had this in his head for days just to say all this to his small audience!
@Corrderio
@Corrderio 6 месяцев назад
Someone call a wellness check on DSP. That's a lot of copium.
@AmsterdamHeavy
@AmsterdamHeavy 6 месяцев назад
The way he refers to "my family" is another deception. He says it like he has 5 kids and hes busy with them instead of a neglected horse and a cat.
@HellhoundIX
@HellhoundIX 6 месяцев назад
Exactly. Every time he says that word in regards to himself I can’t help but laugh.
@error_404.69
@error_404.69 6 месяцев назад
Ah yes his "family", the wife whom he never touches and his cat son who he refused blood work for and not a new joystick instead. A truly wealthy pig roach indeed
@ekat7209
@ekat7209 6 месяцев назад
"The real infinite wealth was the friends we made along the way."
@batboy555
@batboy555 6 месяцев назад
Or the spoons we mailed on the way.
@limecatcher1482
@limecatcher1482 5 месяцев назад
​@@batboy555 like a drACKgon: infinite spoons
@IntheBay85
@IntheBay85 6 месяцев назад
"People say awful things" ...Fitting for an awful person Phil.
@innocentorphan1213
@innocentorphan1213 6 месяцев назад
Wake up babe, new DSP delusional cringe rant just dropped!
@RC-cv3bv
@RC-cv3bv 6 месяцев назад
I'm surprised nobody triggered Phil into another meltdown during his little speech.
@FurryWulfz
@FurryWulfz 6 месяцев назад
Who is Phil even talking to in this video? That said I feel like the only reason he finished LAD is because he didn't wanna admit he basically quit a story about his own life in his head, like the "story about his life" was boring. Hard to tell if he is just that mental.
@heeroshadow6
@heeroshadow6 6 месяцев назад
Is this guy ok? This he just said he is broke, but he is successful at the same time.. wtf?
@Hottactioncop
@Hottactioncop 6 месяцев назад
Wow dood did you even hear what was said?!? He's not money wealthy he's the real money is the money we made along the way wealthy dood he's different
@Prime92
@Prime92 6 месяцев назад
Perhaps you missed the ten times he told us he's happy.
@IbramGaunt
@IbramGaunt 6 месяцев назад
Love how he had to hold back from saying he has friends because he has no friends lol
@wittledragon1314
@wittledragon1314 6 месяцев назад
I'd like to ask phil a question. "Who are you trying to convince. Us or You?"
@romanv5457
@romanv5457 6 месяцев назад
He's trying to re write history. Can you blame him? Look at him at 41
@LudwigVon
@LudwigVon 6 месяцев назад
This rant was crazy even for Phil. He's completely lost touch with reality. Even by feline standards Jasper doesn't seem very supportive
@saturn580
@saturn580 6 месяцев назад
Next time Phil starts begging, remind him that he said true wealth isn't about money and see how fast you get sent to BanWorld.
@chairmanofthebored
@chairmanofthebored 6 месяцев назад
Not like this, Dave…At least make the detractors work for it.
@veezuhlife
@veezuhlife 6 месяцев назад
he just wants to be bullied at this point
@lotogallant2647
@lotogallant2647 6 месяцев назад
This. I believe this is what he’s been doing for a while, but to what end? Keemstar gave him a chance to make money off it.
@floatinghamstick
@floatinghamstick 6 месяцев назад
I've been following DSP for a long while and this is easily the saddest thing I've ever seen him do. There is no malice, it's just an inside look into a very depressing man who has deluded himself into believing something that is obviously wrong in an attempt to save face.
@ProtomanButCallMeBlues
@ProtomanButCallMeBlues 6 месяцев назад
Is DSP not self aware, that the closest thing he might've had to this was the Project 7 crew, and he turned on them almost immediately for money?
@heyspanky5695
@heyspanky5695 6 месяцев назад
DSP: This game parallels my life! The Game: We have friends and thats what counts Good job gout boy.
@madsstaysnoided558
@madsstaysnoided558 6 месяцев назад
I can’t even keep up with his rationalisations anymore. People make fun of him because he’s unsuccessful? You’re unsuccessful because you’re an awful person that everyone despises apart from the three people that give you money. The fact that you can’t see that is the fascinating and hilarious part
@KiwiHavok777
@KiwiHavok777 6 месяцев назад
He needs mental help.
@JIMJAMSC
@JIMJAMSC 6 месяцев назад
No no no...... Phil is fine just the way he is!! Not one thing about him needs to be changed...
@MaxsonAtTheFort
@MaxsonAtTheFort 6 месяцев назад
Bugged brain mechanics d00d, nothing he could do.
@J.A.Z-TheMortal
@J.A.Z-TheMortal 6 месяцев назад
Narcissism has no cure. Plus that not all he is.
@floatinghamstick
@floatinghamstick 6 месяцев назад
A psychiatrist would have a field day unbundling that ball of yarn.
@egil9859
@egil9859 6 месяцев назад
It’s actually you people obsessed with him that need help. He makes valid points a lot of the time
@MsGhoulz
@MsGhoulz 6 месяцев назад
What I love most, is that he's going to @#$%ing beg the next day after this stupid speech.
@Xseedsofevil
@Xseedsofevil 6 месяцев назад
He’s obsessed with saying his “family”
@DerichndofCoomland
@DerichndofCoomland 6 месяцев назад
If he says it enough, it becomes real
@senmhil
@senmhil 6 месяцев назад
It's funny the ten years of failure videos still gets to him. If he had any ambition to do better he would have at least considers some of the points it made. But no he's just going to sit there and wallow in self pity. What will he be like in 10 or 20 years?
@pitsahat2
@pitsahat2 6 месяцев назад
Same with the suggestion box. Anything that he doesn't want to do or even hear is stupid and wrong. What was even the point of that thing in the first place
@erheetrherh2659
@erheetrherh2659 6 месяцев назад
Mostly the same because "nothing i could do, dood!"
@jeffreyreed9865
@jeffreyreed9865 6 месяцев назад
dead. because he ain't gonna live past 46 with his lifestyle
@Ihavethetouch
@Ihavethetouch 6 месяцев назад
Lack of self-awareness is...impressive
@Bryptid
@Bryptid 6 месяцев назад
WHY DOES HE KEEP ACTIN LIKE HES ICHIBAN OMFG
@blizzardkhaos
@blizzardkhaos 6 месяцев назад
He is BEYOND delusional. What the hell
@ZooberWezeeKenzan
@ZooberWezeeKenzan 6 месяцев назад
“Oh no matter how much those guys hurt me, I just keep smiling and keep pushing on, you’re just an afterthought” *Constantly still brings up evilajay and the TIHYDP compilations and cries about his business failing* Holy cow this dude is actually delusional, Phil has genuinely lost it
@risefm001
@risefm001 6 месяцев назад
Perfect timing injecting the FF7 rant from mere hours earlier
@thehurricane2404
@thehurricane2404 6 месяцев назад
“Just cause I have love and family doesn’t mean you guys need to stop tipping.”
@FailsafeZero
@FailsafeZero 6 месяцев назад
"You are scum. I am better than you" A man who has succeeded at life.
@lightarmor44
@lightarmor44 6 месяцев назад
Dude has no friends, a m-wife that he only interacts with when giving her a door dash order and a cat while getting any and all his info and 'social' interaction from Twitter headlines. Detractors and really anyone who just doesn't agree with him live rent free in his head to the point he needs to go on these sad rants to try and prove how great he is despite constantly showing otherwise, it's pathetic.
@MeeSeeksAndDestroy
@MeeSeeksAndDestroy 6 месяцев назад
Its. A. Game. It's. Not. That. Deep Chill.
@RC-cv3bv
@RC-cv3bv 6 месяцев назад
Listening to Phil talk about the power of friendship is something I wasn't expecting.
@asura48
@asura48 6 месяцев назад
Who knew playing a Yakuza game on a Friday would give a hermit an epiphany and believe after having a sexless marriage and bankruptcy he's actually "wealthy", successful and better than other people
@ShadowFox10587O
@ShadowFox10587O 6 месяцев назад
Happy people aren't reclusive alcoholics with no friends who blow their retirement on mobile games cope harder Phil
@billbrasky1318
@billbrasky1318 6 месяцев назад
This is absolute cringe...he literally planned this speech from the day gorilla khet finished the game
@Aerwasilien
@Aerwasilien 6 месяцев назад
Him saying there’s more to life than money is the height of hypocrisy. All he does is complain about money.
@error_404.69
@error_404.69 6 месяцев назад
Its like how he calls viewers demanding or entitled when that's how he is with money
@CSwizzy69
@CSwizzy69 6 месяцев назад
HE’S STILL TALKING ABOUT THE TURKEY TOM VIDEO TITLE.
@FatherofSerge
@FatherofSerge 6 месяцев назад
It lives rent free in his mind.
@Beggars_Banquet
@Beggars_Banquet 6 месяцев назад
He just like me frfr
@adrianmartinez8125
@adrianmartinez8125 6 месяцев назад
0:46 The octa-seal laugh got me pretty good 🤣
@SpiritCrumpler
@SpiritCrumpler 6 месяцев назад
Dudes delusions are getting pretty wild now. Crazy how just the other day he went on a "Ironic this games called infinite wealth yet its my lowest supported stream" rant to now where he doesnt need money because he has his viewers "love and appreciation" for wealth..Bet if he wasnt wearing his full clown get up his it would be a completely different cope session.
@erheetrherh2659
@erheetrherh2659 6 месяцев назад
He's totally like ichiban who lives a life of adventure, while phil plays video-games all day still making the same excuses like 10-years ago if things don't go his way.
@Snaffs
@Snaffs 6 месяцев назад
Phil is happy until 1 "slow" stream happens and then his life spirals out of control and he becomes depressed again
@WeCareAlot4693
@WeCareAlot4693 6 месяцев назад
"You're scum, I'm better than you, and there's nothing you can ever do about it." Wow, that sure does sound like something a hero from this game would say. I can definitely see how Phil sees himself in these characters 😅😅😅
@k-ondoomer
@k-ondoomer 6 месяцев назад
You always win with phil No tips: rage, anger, scorn segments, scolds chat Tips: massive ego cringe speeches while dressed like a clown A win win
@Fluctuatingmiasma
@Fluctuatingmiasma 6 месяцев назад
Which character has a gacha addiction? I haven't played this game
@EagleEric_VA
@EagleEric_VA 6 месяцев назад
DSP claiming that he disregards all of the "bullshit," despite always doing the exact opposite.
@jervey123
@jervey123 6 месяцев назад
you don't even have friends, phil, what the hell are you talking about?
@jasse85
@jasse85 6 месяцев назад
Phil fears for his life when he leaves his front door and walks to his car. When he got confronted by that asian guy 20 years ago, Phil went into fetal position slobbering and crying on the ground begging not to get beaten. Now Phil is saying he would "smile back atcha" after recieving a punch to the face? Maybe if it was a 10 year old girl punching him in the face,and that's a big maybe. As weak as he is he would probably go down from that as-well.
@fatal85
@fatal85 6 месяцев назад
Yeah, it's the trolls telling everyone his life isn't great. Not him as he begs for donations and complains about Argentinian hackers.
@itypethetruthnobshere8975
@itypethetruthnobshere8975 6 месяцев назад
Dude is wearing a hunting vest and a cowboy hat indoors. His wife is the size of a 🐳 But we are the losers.
@hemogoblin69
@hemogoblin69 6 месяцев назад
Calling her a whale really makes it sound like women don't talk to you often
@elk5774
@elk5774 6 месяцев назад
​@@hemogoblin69C'mon man, she's stuffed 😂😂
@hemogoblin69
@hemogoblin69 6 месяцев назад
@@elk5774 she's big but cmon man, she's a middle aged wife
@GammaRingHunter
@GammaRingHunter 6 месяцев назад
​@@hemogoblin69he just made a factual observation
@xRyu2K
@xRyu2K 6 месяцев назад
MEMEOLOGY THE 🐐
@Greywind_
@Greywind_ 6 месяцев назад
I have never cringed so much fr fr.... Thank you DSP.
@FatherofSerge
@FatherofSerge 6 месяцев назад
Furfurfur!
@Knifedealer
@Knifedealer 6 месяцев назад
The game really is just like his life...whenever he played it, nobody gave a shit.
@mmanu6126
@mmanu6126 6 месяцев назад
Why are some people so obsessed with defining what real happiness is? Some people are extremely happy to be on the top and some might not be, every person is different. Is this a coping mechanism for being a loser in life?
@hotandcrispy2022
@hotandcrispy2022 6 месяцев назад
There's no way he just said "I'm built different" Well Phil, I guess you're right about that, but not in the way you're hoping
@EquesTron
@EquesTron 6 месяцев назад
He tells his audience they are entitled morons for asking him to continue playing FF7 Rebirth, now he's trying to be deep and meaningful about how Infinite Wealth pertains to his life and the friends he made along the way (even though he has no friends). What a guy.
@IamAliGamer_
@IamAliGamer_ 6 месяцев назад
This is so hard to watch. The cringe is unreal.
@ViperNakajima
@ViperNakajima 6 месяцев назад
Ok Phil, if you truly believe what you're saying. *Stop Begging.*
@dyingculture
@dyingculture 6 месяцев назад
If Phil went into the hospital tonight with a life threatening condition, would any of his so-called friends come to see him? Would they call? Would they even know he was in peril of dying? Would Jasper be given visitation privileges for being immediate family? The answer to all is no. No friends, no family. Just a buffoonish dunce ranting into a microphone.
@hisaluteseven2803
@hisaluteseven2803 6 месяцев назад
Always find it funny he calls it his “family” as if he has a significant familial network when he just means his wife and a cat.
@thewayofthechinchilla2786
@thewayofthechinchilla2786 6 месяцев назад
How can he equate the ending of this game to his life when the whole world hates him and wants him gone.
@TruthOfPisces
@TruthOfPisces 6 месяцев назад
Then he wonders why he's a lolcow😂
@ickyfist
@ickyfist 6 месяцев назад
"If you have to get popular by bringing other people down you're scum!" Oh Phil. You're just not working on all cylinders are you?
@ileamonster
@ileamonster 6 месяцев назад
MY SIDES HELP 😂😂😂😂😂 Edit: :LSIKJHDG IS HE CRYING AT THE END??????
@FatherofSerge
@FatherofSerge 6 месяцев назад
He was trying his damnedest not to! 🤣
@Chef_nerd2
@Chef_nerd2 6 месяцев назад
I tried to watch Phils stream... I'd rather watch reruns of a soap opera.
@Vin.P
@Vin.P 6 месяцев назад
I lost my shit at that end part 😂😂😂. He actually looked like he was about to cry.
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