Lol damn now I feel old growing up with the pet rock and missing the iPad and just have a MP3 player instead where you could only listen to music and I remember it was so cool when they made them even smaller with less buttons which subsequently made them harder to use.
Wait a second, in this short specificity when you were talking about the “dye for dogs” you said “if I woke up and someone changed my skin colour I would not be happy” That implies that you have either hair or fur as your skin which is impossible especially for a human so that means you, are, not, human.