Duolingo for Talking to Children - SNL

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It's never too late to learn how to talk to kids with the new Duolingo app for childless adults who want to relate.
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@aeidla 4 года назад

“you go to school... that sucks” LMAO

@linziRyan1965 4 года назад

Haha that's how I am with my daughter I'm like "yeah your first grade teacher was a pain in the ass"

@cartoon.connoisseur 4 года назад

it does, ngl.

@aeidla 4 года назад

Emily Fail IT RLLY DOES ahaha

@zaiahwolfe 4 года назад

Honestly that line would work well with a kid

@sparkling-starling 4 года назад

When I see kid or teen on family meeting I just hope they're going to the same school as I did and let them rant about some teachers I remember 😂

@alexsparks-bakota3099 4 года назад

My go to for kids: “Oh you’re 10? You know, I was 10 when I was your age”

@vivalapluto2501 4 года назад

I shouldn't have laughed at this as hard as I did

@nobody1747 4 года назад

It reminds me of this manga I read once when this older guy was flirting with a younger girl and she was like "sir I'm like 17 leave me alone" and he responded with "oh wow! What a coincidence!aa I was 17 too once"

@dustymomentpatio1883 4 года назад

"Really? You're 13? I was 14 when I was your age!"

@lismarcel 4 года назад

😂😂😂

@Cinderbellie 3 года назад

😂😂😂

@LogansDarling 3 года назад

Okay, this actually helped me, i was in a situation with a kid and ended up saying cool backpack and then the kid just ended up talking about all the stuff inside the backpack and I didn’t have to find weird kid responses. Thanks, SNL!

@Munchkinland 2 года назад

wait this is so funny

@fancyoo8670 2 года назад

Hilarious!!

@laurendaryani4893 2 года назад

That's so cute 😄 Yeah, I used to be really awkward around little kids until my sisters and friends started having them.

@1yabba 2 года назад

Bravo.

@notgoodatthegame3025 2 года назад

On behalf on all children, we enjoy your uncomfort.

@roseJ96 3 года назад

I used to basically tell kids "I like your X" and then act like I wanted to steal it and for some reason they absolutely loved that.

@jacobfreeman5444 3 года назад

Because dogs and small kids think about the same

@hijodelaisla275 3 года назад

"basically"

@leoscamander7805 2 года назад

Dude same😅

@tyrant-den884 2 года назад

Dude, I'd've bit you.

@DS-fv4rx 2 года назад

My go-to is “So what do you do for fun?” Because no kid wants to answer “How’s school?” But that’s the first thing everyone asks.

@sonyariley2710 4 года назад

She was literally the perfect actress for this.

@24sesko3 4 года назад

Who is she?

@arnob1711 4 года назад

@@24sesko3 she's Kristen Stewart dingus

@atrophic50 4 года назад

@@arnob1711 I didn't know she went by three names.

@kaisama2816 4 года назад

phloopy lol

@mntnbiker818 4 года назад

@@arnob1711 Who's that?

@gshak33 4 года назад

SNL continues their “Ad parodies for products that actually sound kinda useful”

@callumblake2083 4 года назад

Gabe Shakour Yeah I know am still holding out hope for the toilet lamps tho

@TheWhocaresusername 4 года назад

I need this app so bad

@AaronSaysSKOL 4 года назад

@@TheWhocaresusername Yes, you do.

@donnawoodford6641 4 года назад

Useful especially for people with autism, computer geeks, extreme introverts, those with high social anxiety, or my sis with social deficits and who doesn't like anyone who doesn't believe what she believes.

@user-bv7mk8id5t 4 года назад

Or Amazon silver 😂. My mom needs that!

@tretre3892 3 года назад

As a 43 year old woman who never had kids, I truly relate to this sketch 😂

@slothyy9503 2 года назад

But don't you feel better prepared now? I know I do 😆

@tretre3892 2 года назад

@@slothyy9503 yes! 🤣

@laurendaryani4893 2 года назад

Same here haha. Though apparently I need a Duolingo that'll help me talk to adults too 😅

@jsgames6843 2 года назад

Well you still got a slight window to have them before your uterus shrivel up and dies

@tretre3892 2 года назад

@@jsgames6843 I don't have a uterus anymore dude. That window was shut and nailed closed in 2014

@Max-me9ol 3 года назад

"youre an engineer some day" jesus christ thats the most cruel insult to someones physical appearance ive ever heard. - an engineering student

@lamambanegra123 3 года назад

Agree 🤣

@Dontcallmebruh 3 года назад

Lmaooooo😂😂😂

@sinahaase9923 2 года назад

@Destroyer of Soy so what should you say

@smellyguy9354 2 года назад

Damn quote inside a quote

@elhammo7478 2 года назад

@Destroyer of Soy Bro that joke is literally making fun of people's confusion with new social norms that makes them unable to have a normal conversation. She doesn't want to say the girl looks pretty, because that's not a feminist compliment, so she goes way overboard and says "you're an engineer someday." That's why it's funny. It's satire.

@topazskies1271 4 года назад

no wait we need the “how to talk to your dad” duolingo where is it

@nveletkoslin33771 4 года назад

the prototype is "are the socks that you paired with those sandals cotton or a blend?"

@christinamata3405 4 года назад

@@nveletkoslin33771 "oh I don't know, your mom bought em. You like em?"

@johnnycochicken 4 года назад

half of it is just the talk to your kids duolingo if he's a boomer

@sweeting6075 4 года назад

Just say “hey dad” and leave the room that’s it

@swagmeister5323 4 года назад

nonexistent like my dad

@itsgonnabeMAE_ 4 года назад

I also need one for "small talk: how deep do you get about the weather"

@taylorjade6918 4 года назад

Trick question. You avoid small talk at all costs 😎

@KKTanaa 4 года назад

Mae Moua 😂😂😂

@91clarie 4 года назад

Greta Thunberg

@kittystarr8874 4 года назад

Always go all in about the weather.

@randomcreator2186 4 года назад

Yes.... I suck at small talk lol

@Lilith_2191 3 года назад

“get a better sense of a kid’s age” I felt that in my soul. Like at what age do kids stop using sippy cups???

@ahhh4117 3 года назад

8????

@lucakat9262 2 года назад

Actually, I know a 40 something woman who actually told me "hey, I was being mean the other day, so I took a sip out of my sister's sippy cup." And her younger sister is like in her 30s!😳 I guess some people never grow out of them. 😂

@lilliylil-lie43 2 года назад

N0, like 3, or when they stop spilling drinks, then they use bottles again then at like 6 they only use plastic cup then at 10 or 11, glass cups

@MarkLipka 2 года назад

*I am still using a spill-resistant cup at 58.*

@Lilith_2191 2 года назад

@@lilliylil-lie43 yes but when I was a waitress I was like “that kid is anywhere between 6 and 10 and I don’t know if it’s offensive if I bring them a cup with a lid on it.” I always erred on the side of pro-lid because kids are clumsy.

@TheLinguistable 2 года назад

I find it interesting that we've all been kids but still somehow forget how to talk to kids

@franzkeller2051 11 месяцев назад

Things got more … phoned since then

@VieraBoNie 10 месяцев назад

I was not good at it even when I was a kid.

@carlybun231 10 месяцев назад

i blame the trauma making me black all that out

@wolfbane155 7 месяцев назад

I didn't like kids when I WAS a kid.

@MrsAlexisAgnew2019 6 месяцев назад

I’ve always been 8-going-on-80, so I’ve never fit in anywhere 😅😅

@TheJrbdog 4 года назад

Now there just needs to be a Dualingo for talking to other adults.

@FireKiller70 4 года назад

Or girls...😂

@serrosii 4 года назад

Or boys...😂

@jessiemarie636 4 года назад

I could use that one

@nefertitigebrekidan2011 4 года назад

It was at the end kind of Duolingo for talking to your dad

@ndesi62 4 года назад

Exactly, that one is so much harder

@Dolzadolza 4 года назад

Oh this is perfect for Kristen Stewart’s awkwardness

@jeskoumm 4 года назад

I'm just like Kristen Stewart.......Kristen, wanna hang out?! ^_^

@BlobBlobkins 4 года назад

@Tyler تحطيم yeah bad acting is called awkwardness now

@mashable8759 4 года назад

She's my favourite so unrated

@nicoleonlysometimes824 4 года назад

nino she is not ugly

@mashable8759 4 года назад

@@piscesmoon420 you must be really ugly so you call pretty girls ugly. Don't hate on others. Improve yourself

@nataliaclaudio589 2 года назад

I’m just sad we never got a “Duolingo for talking to your dad” sketch

@justrosy5 2 года назад

Especially if it's a Dad who bullied or abused their own kid(s). We need that one too.

@acquaura4404 Год назад

i need a duolingo for that tbh i used to try rly hard but he never cared so i just gave up

@zoopazooploopa7723 Год назад

My dad is like an older brother, so I’m good

@darylthomas7317 Год назад

It just says wait for him to come back from his milk run. I think its stuck

@jannfreshoff 4 месяца назад

Duolingo will kidnapped his dad for missing Spanish lessons.

@CameronMetrejean 2 года назад

Honestly As a kid I would’ve loved it if someone said to me “you go to school? That sucks.“ Yes, it does suck, finally someone gets it

@franciscohcoronado4947 4 месяца назад

I know, I actually thought she was the one who knew HOW to talk to kids in the sketch :p

@Ttoby89 4 года назад

Very much me. 'Do you... come here often?' at their parents' house.

@agonleed3841 4 года назад

that's, uhhh...that's creepy

@apexone5502 4 года назад

@@agonleed3841 it's more awkward than creepy.

@MnCLindy 4 года назад

I even have children and still can't talk to other people's kids lol

@darkday1450 4 года назад

Ttoby89 🤣🤣🤣

@AnitaHanjaaab 4 года назад

😂😂😂

@iveebloom4169 4 года назад

Why do I feel like Kristen Stewart actually can’t talk to kids.

@temmere 4 года назад

Wouldn't surprise me; she does seem like a bit of an oddball. (I love her though.)

@zorakj 3 года назад

@@kaaviya9315 They are moving to using just actor and not actress. --Note: when I made this reply Kaaviya has used the word actor instead of actress and I was reassuring them they were not wrong.

@crystala7x182 3 года назад

Yeah, she was perfect for this sketch lol 😂

@zorakj 3 года назад

@ChujinDrag0n Why?

@MasochisticMaiden 3 года назад

She has a hard time not swearing so she really cant.

@patanella2788 3 года назад

“for grown people who need to learn how to talk to kids, because their friends are starting to have them” it’s true 😩

@scottw6704 2 года назад

I am in this position right now, and I am SOOO uncomfortable trying to talk to them.

@justice9818 2 года назад

as someone who just started working at a daycare you have no idea how relatable and helpful this was

@mikeysrose 4 года назад

My go-to for interacting with infants is to say, "So you're a baby, huh? How's that working out for you?"

@grandmasterratte1252 4 года назад

"You're very short."

@diamond_dogs 4 года назад

“No object permanence huh?...That must suck.”

@chovue2363 4 года назад

Sounds like something mark Wahlberg would say in a movie. 🤣 also add, "say hi tooya mutha for meh."

@allykayyy2683 4 года назад

I bet they just love when you babysit. Hah

@muraddiab6393 4 года назад

without thinking I read that in Andy Samberg’s Mark Wahlberg voice

@hunneylipps 4 года назад

My daughter is 12 and she starts every conversation with "and then.."I'm like.. And then? Where and when did this story start

@KKTanaa 4 года назад

Courtney OmegaDeLancy 😂😂😂

@jazzinikki01 4 года назад

😂😂😂😂😂

@wayneclark7180 4 года назад

😂😂😂😂😂

@HeidiCavalier 4 года назад

This is even worse than my 6 year old's "guess what?" habit. "Guess what? The sun is setting." "Guess what? I have books." "Guess what? How long until Christmas?" "Guess what? How old are HOUSES?" "Guess what? Why does the moon do that thing?" "Guess what? Um, I forgot -- but guess what?" Can't wait for "and then" to kick in. Kids are truly miracles.

@hunneylipps 4 года назад

@@HeidiCavalier 😁😺😁😺 yes they are. For the first two years of her life we were unsure if she would ever speak. She just said one word for lots of things, juice, bread, bite. Now she talks nonstop. A real miracle 😂😅🤣😂

@paulkocyla1343 3 года назад

"You look not pretty. I mean you´re smart. I mean - you´re an engineer one day" - made my day :-D

@azhotmom 2 года назад

Lol!

@cmaried505 Год назад

I remember being a banquet server in university and I always dreaded serving the kids table for this reason. We had to ask them what they wanted to eat and I'm an introvert, so I always got nervous trying to get their attention. Now that I work at a school, I've gotten the hang of saying things like 'do you like to color?' and 'cool shirt!'. Those always seem to land haha.

@ew6919 Год назад

@@CalebBerman you missed the quick part

@mikehill05 4 года назад

This app shouldn’t be a joke this is serious I’m 23 😂

@cursetheholy7415 4 года назад

Seriously dangerous, that bird has evil in its eyes the likes of which humanity has never seen before

@blumachine 4 года назад

Okay duolingo bird

@veghead05 4 года назад

Damn serious 😂

@ummmholly1182 4 года назад

Dude that’s what I was thinking!!!!

@babyyodachelsea7034 4 года назад

🤣🤣😂😂

@PrayzhymnMr 4 года назад

“Do you wear your clothes to school” took me clean out 🤣

@Gaslit5 4 года назад

its an important question- Cuz like billy could have gotten suspended for going to math with his wee wee out-

@CabrinaMcCullar 4 года назад

I laughed so hard

@realkingsport3052 4 года назад

I wear your mom to school.

@mark321123 4 года назад

You must be easy to make laugh.

@humanskab2294 4 года назад

No I don't wear my clothes to school.

@TsetsiStoyanova 3 года назад

Damn, i need to get that program too!

@jayden90 Год назад

"Did you see that ludicrous display last night?"

@eliotrix8190 Месяц назад

The thing about Arsenal is they always try to walk it in!

@SlowllyDrifting 4 года назад

Kristen is me every time I try to talk to a kid 😅

@scsclassics 4 года назад

Yes , you are you and she is her . Good job .

@kjamison5951 4 года назад

emily Kristen is me every time I try to talk to … anyone...

@ThatOneGuyFromSchool 4 года назад

I am the walrus

@katybiller1095 4 года назад

Same

@chaosapiant 4 года назад

When talking to children I, too, need to be rescued by a vampire. :D

@jamilyaturdukulova2864 4 года назад

"You go to school?That sucks." Ugh,same.

@NESherv 4 года назад

Haha, but that's the thing-she's right! That's exactly what you would say if it was an adult instead of a kid. But somehow, it doesn't come across nicely to some random kid who doesn't know you at all.

@Sketchpoet.2406 4 года назад

I like that though.

@tracyblanchard7663 4 года назад

Well, it can work for someone in middle or high school. They _know_ school sucks by then.

@nicolettec6681 Год назад

I need this. I can't tell childrens ages and u start talking to them in the most awkward way . Then I feel horrible that children don't like me.

@hanac5586 Год назад

I've always found talking to kids hard because even as a kid I was annoyed that people would talk to me as if I was stupid (which I was but) so now I'm unsure if other kids feel that way loll

@kellylappin5944 7 месяцев назад

You were not stupid! I hate that people think that saying ‘high five’, or other such nonsense is stimulating to the intellect of a child. They should be inspired by adults, not condescended to.

@MelissaNgai 3 года назад

it never fails to make me laugh the way Kristen practices saying "very cool, bud"

@KingoftheJuice18 2 года назад

With TWO different emphases!

@_goosdetrukendoos_ Год назад

@@KingoftheJuice18 😂

@Jen-jo5qu 4 года назад

The first time Kristen practices, "I like your backpack," is killing me. She's hilarious.

@clairedresser 4 года назад

Jen Hughes very COOL bud

@sonyariley2710 3 года назад

“CHICKEN-FINGERS. Chicken fingers.” 😂😂😂😂😂

@gerbendekker3273 Год назад

Nice back... pack? Lol Very cool buuud, very cooool bud

@NazriB Год назад

Lies again? Italian Spanish Duo Languages

@dbell1894 Год назад

You can’t call a girl pretty anymore? … why not?😅

@jasminehouston-burns1691 3 года назад

Aidy's facial expressions, esp at the end were perfect

@faeriewitch8580 2 года назад

I want a Duolingo for small talk with adults. Kristen Stewart in this sketch is so me every time I try executing the painfully hard and complicated skill called small talk.

@thedragonflyers6184 4 года назад

The least realistic part of this is that duolingo never tried to murder her for being five minutes later with her practice phrases

@WeatherMondacicci 4 года назад

Huh? What is this about?

@exaggeratedswagger7485 4 года назад

Corporate Coffee Futures duolingo kidnapped my family

@phoenixmoon3 4 года назад

haahhaahahah

@TheGovernorsJester 4 года назад

@@WeatherMondacicci Duolingo is a real language learning app and it's pretty strict with when you do your lessons.

@k-kayla 4 года назад

@@TheGovernorsJester Being framed? I wish you good luck 🙏

@cassandraj1822 4 года назад

"Also available in: your dad." ...I didn't come here to be attacked like that

@debbalt 4 года назад

@Cassandra J lol but I know I need that lol

@carolyntalbot947 4 года назад

Pro tip: Just talk about the weather.

@zacht1376 4 года назад

" Hey sooo uhh-" "Right yeah. Yep." "Cool, always thought the sports did that. Like all of sports the entire thing."

@popburnsy3207 4 года назад

Oi, don't forget about, "Your mum"

@AdrianColley 4 года назад

I'm surprised it didn't say "your Trump-supporting dad".

@chocolate_syrup 2 года назад

Kristen with bangs😭😭❤❤❤❤

@leehazell7633 Год назад

I genuinely need this product.

@amymitman173 4 года назад

Please actually make “Duolingo for talking to your dad”

@somedumbluck 4 года назад

Seriously, literally everything I say starts an fight

@aceampora6012 4 года назад

Luka Majstorović is that supposed to be funny ‘cause I’m missing the joke

@Sp1n1985 4 года назад

@@Xanderxindershin his last name suggest he's eastern European. Chances are he's trolling because his father's drunk on Vodka and beating his mother so no parental guidance

@MsWill813 4 года назад

@Luka Majstorović I think this is funny. I am white and my daughter is mixed, so you know why :D

@ruthlesstruth4765 4 года назад

Xander just stating the god honest truth.

@xOneCinema 4 года назад

as someone who's slowly becoming the only one without a child among my friends, I seriously need this. kids suck at conversations.. or I do.

@scsclassics 4 года назад

Adopt a foreigner

@ASMRyouVEGANyet 4 года назад

No, it's them. At least if you're able to hold a conversation with adults.

@MrCostas32 4 года назад

I was thing the exact same thing

@EmilyDickmesome 4 года назад

xonestudio I have worked with children for years and I can tell you it's them it's not you.

@SunyiSideUp 4 года назад

Kids don't have language skills, yet, and that includes conversational skills. Even older children.

@martydespot Год назад

I know it's a sketch, but I need this...

@CalifornianCuttlefish Год назад

As a child with social anxiety, I love this 😂

@DJJR617 4 года назад

This was clever. My favorite: "kid falls on the sidewalk in front of you"

@coribug42 4 года назад

Actually is awkward. To help the kid or not. Can't lift them completely off the ground, "oh no, you're stealing them" and can't not just watch, "oh, you're a monster! help that baby!" . Middle ground? Verbally react, to announce yourself to parent/guardian, then prop kid up to sitting or standing position.

@learyxx2678 4 года назад

Same.

@Fireglo 4 года назад

@@coribug42 I think those rules only apply to men. A woman could help the kid with no suspicions arising.

@nicoleonlysometimes824 4 года назад

Clyde Cash no that’s weird i’m not touching your child

@smalleyesbigattitude 4 года назад

I need this one lmao

@lynnie5551 4 года назад

How about "Duolingo for talking at funerals?" I'm the one who says awkward things like "how've you been?" to the decedent's spouse or "it's so good to see you." The worst is "we should do this again."

@tsveno72 4 года назад

Lynnie “She looks so peaceful.”

@JoseRS1186 4 года назад

Try a sorrowful, silent nod.

@kaiatheodore 4 года назад

"We should do this again" Oh noooo hahahaha

@lynnie5551 4 года назад

@@kaiatheodore Yeah, definitely felt the red hot shame immediately flushing my cheeks with that one! I also have a terrible habit of stepping on people's feet when I go in for hug. I don't know how! I literally have tiny size 6 feet, but I might as well be wearing clown shoes!

@someboi425 4 года назад

Hmm. Sounds familiar. OH POOP. HE’S HERE. Hans, get ze Luger. Shit, Hans is dead.

@samhou92 3 года назад

Kristen Stewart is low-key one of my favorite hosts. This, Totino’s, Family Feud - she always kills it

@tomhalouva9977 2 года назад

I teach kids from 3 years up, "kids with big pink dress" killed me. 🤣

@hangao6191 4 года назад

I kinda need a version of this app that teaches how to talk to humans... not just kids...

@dylancole5985 4 года назад

Han Gao God same🤣

@esi4ever 4 года назад

Me too 😢

@hayberdasher8625 4 года назад

YOU ARE TALKING ON RU-vid JUST FINE, BRO

@Psychol-Snooper 4 года назад

You might look into therapy, and then group therapy.

@Traytay0612 4 года назад

I’d still be too awkward to actually test it out on people! 😆

@samirae5307 3 года назад

"Yea, you go to school...that sucks." Sounds like she knows how to talk to kids just fine. *s'joke*

@roxyheart5517 3 года назад

yeah

@IloveyouLenaKatina 3 года назад

Just not with the mom there. :D

@KingoftheJuice18 2 года назад

Talking to kids doesn't mean reinforcing their prejudices and immaturity.

@samirae5307 2 года назад

@@KingoftheJuice18 True, that's why it was a joke 🌟

@KingoftheJuice18 2 года назад

@@samirae5307 Good. It's so hard to tell on SM.

@ryogahibiki8747 2 года назад

This is so true! Talking to kids when I was a kid was weird enough, but as an adult, it really is like trying to learn a new language.

@LieutenantSheep 2 года назад

I now know that adults who talked about how much I had grown were just trying to survive interacting w a child

@imMazn 4 года назад

“Build your stamina for long meandering pointless stories.” LOL! I’m sold! 🤣😂😆

@MsBettyRubble 4 года назад

Applies to old ppl too.

@hangukhiphop 4 года назад

Sounds like dating

@cb8340 4 года назад

I have a 5 year old daughter. I need the app for that feature.

@JulsLittleBeirutAnarchy 4 года назад

imMazn And, my Sister who’s a girly-girl chic... We don’t relate, sometimes. I get bored. Thankfully, I make my own theme music.

@roxyheart5517 3 года назад

HEY KID'S STORIES ARENT PONITLESS WHO DOESNT WANT TO LEARN ROCKET SCINECE IN 10 SIMPLE STEPS MOST KIDS ARE VERY INTELLIAGENT LISEN TO WHAT THEY HAVE TO SAY AND THEY WILL LISEN TO U!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! P.S sorry for the misspellings and the long rant

@michellep6417 4 года назад

“Do you wear your, uh, clothes to school?” *dense music*

@KingoftheJuice18 3 года назад

That was the best part.

@amdee305 3 года назад

🤣

@andyross620 7 месяцев назад

gotta say, this sketch helped get over my anxiety when I got a job working at an elementary school.

@lc7ineo 2 года назад

Such talent! What an underrated actor.

@jacksonfan4life123 4 года назад

“You’re an engineer one day” 😭

@alexandragulko8135 4 года назад

her trying hard, because hearing your pretty is cliche, and hearing you are smart, or some actual real complement is better. But, in this case she's trying to avoid the stereotype so it's awk. yay women in STEM.

@maaz322 4 года назад

it's because you're not supposed to perpetuate any gender stereotypes such as calling a little girls pretty, even if they're dressed as a princess. It's kind of ridiculous that, just because there are a few outliers among young children's interests, treating them a certain way is supposedly 'malignant', and you have to reverse the status quo and, pretty much, human nature.

@christyler2882 4 года назад

jacksonfan4life123 that girl who was talked to is my friend the kid in that scene

@mushroomdoorknobpillow942 4 года назад

Feminism...... quite annoying when it’s pushed everywhere

@shopkinspesky 4 года назад

“child falls on sidewalk in front of you” im dead 😅😅😅

@BLESSFUL-Bliss 4 года назад

Totally happened in the mall in front my mom and me this past Saturday (oh shit, just realized it was the very same day this aired)! My mom said she was proud of how I handled it LOLOL. 😂🤣😅

@doandroidzdream 4 года назад

muh worst fear!

@MurdaInky 4 года назад

🌸Shopkins Pesky🌸 www.twitch.tv/yay_inky Come through

@celieboo 4 года назад

That was my favorite line, too!

@MikelosM 4 года назад

no they are

@rdros5372 3 года назад

I need one for talking to people who have young children. I'm still not sure how to carry on a conversation about how you never sleep and what your child's poo consistency is!

@catharineorellana3522 3 года назад

LOL!!! Or what their kid's "Food Allergy of the Week" is. Or what "syndrome" they've been just diagnosed with. How their kid's school isn't providing them with enough specialized services. Or how to react appropriately when they go off for 20 minutes about how advanced their kid is without my resorting to punching them in the head. (And, punching the parent, too. LOL!)

@TheNostalgiaFiend 2 года назад

Love it. Perfect acting. It is almost believable. I like the commercial about older people and their version of "Alexa". That would be a great idea lol!

@sarkastikleader4708 4 года назад

My 5 year old godson: “Hi!!!” Me: “So you like, want a beer or something..?”

@zisira2469 4 года назад

Hi just wanted to say you’re gorgeous

@sarkastikleader4708 4 года назад

Zisira lol thanks

@meghanwilliams4295 4 года назад

😂😂😂😂

@chinookvalley 4 года назад

But, that's like normal, right?

@haroldtwining7645 4 года назад

@SidewalkLeader LOL

@jacksont9455 4 года назад

*talking to a 2-year-old* “So what grade are you in?”

@phoenix5948 3 года назад

*8th*

@danielleking262 3 года назад

lol

@SynthApprentice 2 года назад

"Got a girlfriend yet? Boyfriend?"

@billbauer9795 2 года назад

Telling the father of a short 16-year old, "your son is 9, right?"

@Andre69626 2 года назад

Stamina..The long stories.. I need that one!!!

@ODjangoo 3 года назад

in retrospect Kristen Stewart is a true legend of SNL

@beeleg 4 года назад

I’ve actually said “you go to school? Man that sucks..” to a six year old so I think this could work for me.

@stefano2303 4 года назад

Well, s/he would have discovered that soon

@beeleg 4 года назад

Stefano Gonzato exactly, see you get it. I was just preparing them.

@lukenel29 4 года назад

hmm, very accurate. The only part they forgot were the owls constant threats on your life.

@MegaKaiDude 4 года назад

Duo please don't get rid of my family

@AaronSaysSKOL 4 года назад

@@MegaKaiDude I won't if you take your fucking lessons and stop watching SNL.

@lonewalkerproductions 4 года назад

@@AaronSaysSKOL lmfao!

@AaronSaysSKOL 4 года назад

@@lonewalkerproductions Do not laugh at me human! When you take Duolingo, though, you'll be able to laugh in over 10 languages.

@CraniumOnEmpty 4 года назад

@@AaronSaysSKOL haha. Rsrs. kkkk. Jajaja. MDR. www. 555. Xaxa. 哈哈. xà xà.

@ethansloan Месяц назад

I've been substitute teaching for about a year now. This would be very helpful when I work at elementary schools. Things I've learned NOT to say when supervising the playground: "Dude, seriously?" "Walk it off." "What do you want me to do about it?" "I didn't say he wasn't a jackass, I said you can't hit him."

@NB-bk6dl 3 года назад

This short lives rent free in my head

@Africanlady2 4 года назад

The age part is so necessary! Let’s not even get into the months thing.

@at-rexontheinternet1388 4 года назад

*"YOU MISSED YOUR TALKING TO CHILD LESSON."* *"YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS NOW!* FRONT DOOR OPEN PROCEED WITH CAUTION!

@braelyn4233 4 года назад

Please I haven't seen my family in years I want to go home. Lol

@at-rexontheinternet1388 4 года назад

@@braelyn4233 BEG FOR IT... IN WAYS WE TALK TO CHILDREN!

@braelyn4233 4 года назад

@@at-rexontheinternet1388 😂😂

@ReinhartCoetsee Год назад

No lie I would need this 😂

@soray9108 2 года назад

As a kid in this modern day and age I can say this is *painfully accurate.*

@JoseRS1186 4 года назад

"because your friends are starting to have them" Yeah....that's the ticket...

@danielleking262 3 года назад

I caught that too, ain't it the truth. lol

@Audrey-hd4xz 2 года назад

or you’re starting to make freinds who have them 😳

@kaedilla2196 4 года назад

Kid falls on sidewalk Me: OOOOOF. keeps walking

@Wanderer25 4 года назад

Same thing happened the other day. Was I supposed to try to console some strange toddler like a weirdo or just keep walking like a heartless douche? So conflicted .

@eliz2000 4 года назад

Child down! Somebody’s child just fell down!

@PhatAsPhoebe 4 года назад

I say drop a road flare and keep walking. 🚶🏻‍♀️ 🧨👶

@ferr.4106 4 года назад

honestly a lot of times, if a small child takes a little fall and the people around them overreact and seem panicked toward the child, the kid’s gonna start crying and shit. if you just give them a little “oo, u alright bud?” they’re probably gonna just walk it off if they didnt hit their head

@MegaGoodmusiclover Год назад

This is just so funny 🤣 I can watch this again and again 😂

@qorin7914 2 года назад

i just found my favorite snl skit of all time omg

@annettep1 4 года назад

"Also available in: your dad." ...we're gonna need the full version

@LadyxBleu 4 года назад

This one hit me hard. When I look at a kid, I have no idea how old they are. Like, how big is a 9 year old? I'll never know.

@rosieposie7347 4 года назад

Literally the only reason I know how big an eight year old is is because my nephew is eight 😂

@adamfederspiel670 4 года назад

@Melinda Guy ???

@burritodog3634 4 года назад

just ask them idiot

@LadyxBleu 4 года назад

Surprisingly, yes, as a human, I, too, was a child once. However, as sometimes happens as an adult, I have since lost my frame of reference for some things. And yes, I DO ask children how old they are when is appropriate, however, I often cannot tell on sight alone how old a child is.

@IRex-wm9pd 4 года назад

bigger than a breadbox.

@suserman7775 2 года назад

1:14 Pause there and look at the "challenging" task of identifying a 12-year old. LOLOL.

@Blaah6 2 года назад

I can watch this million times, it’s so funny.

@radiohead7519 4 года назад

kristen looks so pretty with her hair like that 😊

@danielleking262 3 года назад

I was thinking that too !!

@IanR1205 3 года назад

Hey, you’re not supposed to say that to girls now.

@abhi-wi2mj 3 года назад

Ikrr

@MelanieSaez 3 года назад

I like her backpack with her hair like that!

@sarahs_dailyvlogs 3 года назад

@@IanR1205 wtf do u mean they were just complimenting her

@yaee123 4 года назад

My six year old heard “high five, too slow” and ran over with all seriousness to give me a high five 🤣🤣🤣

@elmagnificodep 4 года назад

My 6 year old child and I do high five too slow competitions. First to 10.

@mr.kingofphenomenal4629 4 года назад

lol

@thefriendlyandroidband5588 2 года назад

This is just as funny every time I rewatch this 😂😂

@sunnyday6680 2 года назад

“Long meandering pointless stories” EXACTLY 🤣

@jazzyg6059 4 года назад

As a preschool teacher, people really need this. And its sooo accurate lool!

@etwrecipe 4 года назад

😂😂😂😂

@MrDigztheswagking 4 года назад

😂😂

@fannygarciaphoto 4 года назад

I don't know how to act around kids...

@meghansullivan6812 2 года назад

Omg im a fellow preschool teacher and I was laughing so hard at this 😭

@oryxthetakenking8275 4 года назад

I can't even talk to my friends correctly, nevermind the kids

@whitniehoyle2108 4 года назад

I felt that

@eco7010 4 года назад

Oryx The Taken King I was just thinking of this 😂

@MizuhaVT 4 года назад

Hey no we killed you

@DarkDrai 4 года назад

You have friends? I can't even talk to anyone correctly, nevermind friends.

@Neildo430ci 4 года назад

You meant like cats & dogs. Caged animals.

@johnchessant3012 Год назад

"you're an engineer one day"

@MossyMozart Год назад

This concept is genius!

@The2011Godfather 4 года назад

Also available in "Talking to your Dad" MADE FOR ME

@carolyntalbot947 4 года назад

Weather. Always just bring up the weather.

@AaronSaysSKOL 4 года назад

Can't believe they made this sketch and didn't even include me.

@Ggeekz 4 года назад

Did you see the game?

@gritsonamission 4 года назад

*in my best Shallon voice*. Oh, you know my dad?!!

@tayloremriectx 4 года назад

“Hey dad, can I sign up for a sports page called Only Fans?”

@brenyatta 4 года назад

If you’re off for over a week, the owl will murder the next child you speak to

@whome779 4 года назад

kinda like Momo, but cute

@AaronSaysSKOL 4 года назад

That's right. So get back to your fucking lessons.

@isabelracine1066 4 года назад

Duolingo Bird Goddamn.

@AaronSaysSKOL 4 года назад

@@isabelracine1066 You too Isabel! You missed your Portugese lesson yesterday! You're already on my list!

@isabelracine1066 4 года назад

Duolingo Bird Desculpe!!!

@mohanthegay4398 2 года назад

ahahah we need another one of these for your dad too. this was hilarious

@MISSMADISONMEDIA 10 месяцев назад

Child in the hot tub at vacation resort😂 STOP DOING THIS!!!!

@marielpare8290 3 года назад

The Midwestern approach to a toddler falling down on the sidewalk is “Ope! Big fall!” so they don’t cry 😂

@marciestoddard730 3 месяца назад

Oofdah midwesterners

@philipppaasch8929 23 дня назад

Was?^

@TheOzcar17 4 года назад

2019: haha nice sketch 2077: shut up and take my money

@SahilP2648 4 года назад

Cyberpunk?

@scsclassics 4 года назад

FBI agent ???

@lalzuala9314 4 года назад

I want that app even in 2019.

@Dead_Channel964 4 года назад

I see you're a man of culture aswell

@grimawe 4 года назад

there will be no more kids in 2077

@JohnSmith-td7hd 3 месяца назад

I just give them a look of fear and disgust, and they leave me alone.

@clashshsh4655 2 года назад

one of those rare brilliant skits lol

@lynsey1002 4 года назад

this is funny and all but like when’s the app coming out

@rubydixon598 3 года назад

The first time Kristen practices, "I like your backpack," is killing me. She's hilarious.

@Drummer52895 4 года назад

"you're not pretty.... you're an engineer one day" OMG

@gerbilfantastic 3 года назад

Aidy nodding along with the kid never fails to make me laugh.

@kosimitz Год назад

When my cousin's all have kids and we visit my aunt's and Uncle's place on this holiday, this is relatable.