SNL Commercial Parodies: Toys 

My little soap opera tm

And the balcony to throw them off of

Ngl I genuinely want the well.

Millie tbh same

Naomi Reeves I woke up my roommate while laughing at this comment

Hahahahaha!!😂😂😂

And a murderer

Doug Vader

m o n e y p l e a s e m y l o v e

Dr Phil It’s SNL. It’s always wildly inappropriate with subtle pedophilia vibes. I’ve noticed that over the years.

Emma asking the little boy if he wanted to go watch Y Tu Mama Tambien was definitely a little unsettling.

I think it’s hilarious too

I really believed lol

Well of course! I was/ am a lil too sensitive myself, I would totally go stare in a deep cold well and just think my weirdass thoughts, well I mean still, tho, boys have deep feelings too!!!😂🤣

Emma is a disgrace to the entertainment industry.

Wait, really?

@@drobnoxius9483 Yeah, my friends and I would play house with our dolls and we would do stuff like lock them in pet cages, sell them to mafia bosses, or straight up drop them off of balconies as part of the plot to our game.

@@ellaczeiner3974 holy shit

Yes

@@ellaczeiner3974 OMG! Same!! The amount of dramatic divorces that happened between my stuffed animals

Oh yeah.

Or sociopaths

Burn The Trolls as a theatre kid i can say, same thing

Burn The Trolls I'm a theatre kid so I can confirm there's no difference

As a theater kid I can say that the little step children kinda scare me

@Ivy Aldous but would never arrange a play date

@@oscarm1345 but they keep saying, "Hey, we should get the kids together sometime, they would be so great together!"

Their kids secretly become friends though and just cause drama.

And bond after having to deal with the Stepford Wives

And are probably both named Karen...

BWAHAHAHA I JUST NOTICED THAT 🤣

Nice catch. Maybe they're from Taco Town!

wait the dad is WHAT

I feel like there's a sheet of glass between the two of them. That's definitely his stepdad.

🤣

I had a doll and I always told her how she was a mistake and a disappointment, :)

lol

Mother Knows Best!!!!

Moldy Guacamole Jesus fuck man

Gaston especially

bruh how do you have 1k likes but no comments??💀

@@tanishasingh8875 right, maybe nothing else needed to be said.

Its all a fake modded by hack

People believe that they are intelligent

And I would have worn both of them OUT as a kid.

to be clear, if we are comparing to the SNL cast, this isn't saying much.

Those were also the best commercials.

@@kennydreadfuls861 that's weird...

@@kennydreadfuls861 dude, did you read what you just said?

haha me too! his little turtle neck and everything haha

They were really getting into the story 😂

😂😂😂

"But Richard comes with kids." Phrasing

I mean I guess but she shouldn’t take that out on the kids. And Richard shouldn’t be with someone who hates his kids anyway.

@@Quintusblake wicked stepmothers don't show they hate the kids in front of the dad.

*music cuts out*

When a fake toy commercial speaks to the core of your being...

@@TheWeeklyFangirl : Amen sister...

How I don't get it

@@miso_to_zari coz the kid is gay

@ELISE Lamb - EXCELLENT job!

Right?

Is it bad I was thinking the stepchildren and the well would've been cool for two outta my four boys?🙁

Jordan Spencer you can’t judge them for being “shitty parents” when your saved videos are just vaginas.

Jordan Spencer I mean no but pop off and don’t have kids?

They're bad parents because they support their children????

lol same

I would've liked the well

same. that was always the storyline, but with barbies instead.

Same I hate dolls

SAME

*Damn...* I LOVE IT!

God spare humanity from the plague of theater kids.

same

Lena Johnson here’s a reply

Natalie Portman’s willingness to play along with the girl in that sketch is amazing

@@Team_Carrot here's a reply to your reply

@Bruce Wayne here is a triple reply to a reply that was replied to that was replied to that was replied to.

Lmfao so funny that line

My girlfriend-and-baby-mama thinks my toys are cool, even if she doesn't want to play with them. That's good enough.

That is the biggest unconscious burn of all time 😅

@@Ghoopty "That is the biggest unconscious burn of all time 😅" Don't underestimate children ..... the little bastard knew exactly what he did.

Even funnier when you think of realize Taran's wife is Cobie Smulders, SHIELD Agent Maria Hill. So, not only a fanboy, but has a wife who is in a major fanboy franchise.

You tried to copy that top comment from a year ago didn't you. Good for you.

And the child actress. Pure golden.

Same. I really relate to that commercial.

Did they change out the narration? I don’t remember this voice

She never wanted the kids. She just ....wanted Richard.

But Richard comes with kids.

yeah I love though I'm not "like that"

how did a slob like that get such a hot wife?

"Do you wanna go watch Y Tu Mama Tambien?"

The well skit was written by Julio Torres

@@johnnycto7576 because women sometimes like men for reasons other than their appearance lol

Oh god I just realized

Got to sterilize them early...

@Will E - Actually, in the real world, they now give the HPV vaccine to adults up to about 40. So, appropriate warning.

That's because the stepchild is powerless to stop him. There's a lot of pain there, though.

I didn't even realize he said "daddy" instead of "mommy" until I saw your comment. Wow

@@davidzhu6426 lol i didn't realize that gay marriage was legal at one point until if was 10 (5 years ago)

@@hwfq34fajw9foiffawdiufhuaiwfhw Yea it's a skit, and LGBTQ people are still allowed to feel empowered by it. Something as insignificant as this would be unheard of a few decades ago after all.

"so our daughter is...married to this guy?" "not for the right reasons."

SpiderFrickenWebs ._. She’s a little too convincing when she says that 😂

@@carinecampier Natalie Portman KILLED here. She really is amazing.

Es 1moi m9o6io

It's NEVER her fault 😅🤭🤷

Me too 🤣

She’s a little *girl* that showed _her_ ring. 😐

Whatsitmatter Whydoyoucare tis a boy, they announced he was a boy when he came on the screen.

@@localandonlinepreciousmeta3575 check 5:00 again you fool

eugene who? It says “girls and boys”. With your “sense” that must mean she’s both genders. Listen to again or for the _first_ time you *fool*

Literally me.

This makes me so sad...

@@shawnhtpc2271 literally me so woke im 5 and this is deep like if you agree RIP xxxtentacion

:|

I did that too

That was me. I lived.

I was well boy

Everyone should have a portable toy balcony for when they want to announce things! :)

if it was real....so lame

SSSSSSSSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMME!

That part made me laugh too hard. Lmao.

More like the kids a full mamas boy and he's ignoring his dad to spite him

@@chuck2998 well there must be reasons for that

She understands him like no one can. She is... THE WELL.

@@commandercaptain4664 DUDE!!! Mind blown

and that kid who says "I have your daddy wrapped around my finger" 😂

And turn out that diamond ring kid got engaged to the same Richard! 😅

purple girl, if I were the husband I would find this answer worrying 😂

@Elizabeth Adventurer A daughter is not always a child. Also, I didn't write parenthesis to say she wasnt a child, I wrote them to clarify that she *was* because in the sketch they did not say child, they just said daughter. So if people didnt watch the video, or forgot that part, they would not have understood the context of my comment unless I put child. They might think I was referring to a grown woman, because its usually grown women getting married.

@@purplegirl1152 Why aim your comment at people who haven’t watched the video? The flow in the wording of the joke is way more important than your worry about the context being missed, a worry purely in your head. You’ve needlessly clarified the context, but ruined the joke.

@@adh0c468 Why do you care?

And protect u from hpv.

I know. What's crazy is that that looks like an actual doll that had to be taken off the market because of the syringes.

lil pdcake creep me the fuck out.. lmao

evan1238 It’s CHUCKIE’S GIRLFRIEND Lol

@@jeffbridges5312 someone fu@>=! your head up.

Hell my adulthood!!! 😂😂😂🤷🏾‍♀️

@@wildones9339 omg you called me out a little too loudly🤣🤣

Same!

Same

If u REALLY want one, check Ebay, they sell everything even pee...lol

Cody Mintz-Thibault I think it’s an American girl doll product.

Same!

so i'm a kid i'm dark and would of loved those toys (sigh) i wish they were real

Wells for sensitive little b*tches😂😂😂😂

Eccentric Eric agreed

I thought i was nuts for thinking this .

like bro I wanna be wishing in a well 😔

I know right? I would have loved that well!

Yeah, now I actually want my mom to put a well in our backyard

Have you seen the one from RuPaul's drag race yet? The fear is far more palpable!

Omg ditto!! Cringe 😬😬😬

They should have called it Lil Haunt My Effing Dreams

Don't care if her hair grows. Child me would have run far from that doll. Adult me probably would too

@@destinydarrling9276 lil needle

SAME, or I made my barbie be the evil step mom with Ken lol

8 year old me torturing my lego figures by making them play the same death game over and over

Me to, bro.

@Tomorrow is NOT just another day unless you imagined yourself atop a balcony declaring this to onlookers as you typed each and every letter of your reply it did not count.

@@TheNativeEngine then we shall both whisper our secret desire into the well as we await for our young bodies to catch up in maturity to our restless minds or watch another sketch on RU-vid. Which ever comes first.

Same. Now I just lead a successful creative life sleeping around and having torrid love affairs.

Same here.

I think it went over mine too

@William Dionicio They are implying that he might be gay.

H

@@toolongforyoutoread6 how tf is a barbie gay?

@@SpookySoulGeek They're implying that if a boy plays with barbies He's gay because Barbie dolls are generally looked at as feminine toys

And if you go... chasing rabbits...

LMAO

Was looking for this comment. Lol

Wait lol is the joke that he doesn't have a wife or she doesn't play with the toys Ahhahaaa

Or his wife plays with different kinds of toys... 😂

Well thats for before bed

ah. So you are also a biology major 😂

I want the balcony

@@sneezypete382 what's that men n the well part i dont get it

That is true! I hadn't even considered that those little children are actually doing something pretty complex when I was watching it

Dr Donald Blake You noticed too, Dr.....

They have step parents soo..😨

I always hated dolls, growing up watching "Twilight Zone" and "Night Gallery" sure didn't help with that phobia. Those dolls remind me of the Chatty Cathy I once had. She glared at me from the corner of the room with her glassy eyes and exposed teeth. I would cover her with a pillow, only to come back and see her insipid, leering face exposed again! At age six, I couldn't take it anymore, I took her outside and introduced her to the hammer I found in the garage. Strange, I didn't get in any trouble, and I didn't get any more dolls as gifts, thankfully! However, an unplayed-with Chatty Cathy like the one I had is now worth several hundred dollars. Maybe they are rare because they scared other kids, too! I'm probably not the only kid to go "hammer time" on a Chatty Cathy!

harrymeepharry I had to scroll WAY too far to find this comment.

So I'm not the only one who knows Alaska Thunderfuck was the first person to come up with lil poundcake

I was expecting some sort of reference to Alaska. Weird

Jurnnie copper snl poundcake aired in 2011 Alaska poundcake aired in 2016

@@julioshift5809 Alaska's premiered Lil poundcake on Season 5 in 2013, not All Stars 2

Don't miss your psychiatrist appointment tommorow.... Ok?

@@anotherhunkydory Lol ok, got it.

Same. Those where some of my favorite sketches

"I'm Wednesday Addams and I approve this message..."

@@anotherhunkydory don't be mean-spirited. treat people the way you want to be treated.

Lmbao literally

Fendi Brown lmao bruh what is the b in lmao for

@@orangealligators6816 Britain

Thanks for the info! I'm going to go look for the skit in its entirety!

3:21 for anyone who wants to see it.

O_O

😂😂😂, I wonder which one she saw, the unrated one or the clean version!!!

ASMRyouVEGANyet? And that intense ‘the force’-score from the movie soundtrack accompanying said lonely, sullen ‘I don’t have a wife, never been laid even’ stare.....lol

Hi female nerds exist They are found at comic con conventions. Believe it or not nerds actually do have romantic social lives.

@Juan Cortez Muro earn it jackass

jacen cade That Is true however she died in the great Oklahoma Star Wars convention massacre of 2012 that is why we don’t see the mans wife

of course she does but not that kind...