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Dylan Moran (Bafta award winning star and writer of Black Books) talks about the middle aged bus that arrives when you don't expect it, then everything you understood about life changes. OUT goes Madonna, IN comes Michael Buble and Nicki Minaj.
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@GreenHoleSun
@GreenHoleSun 4 года назад
"he can't kill you if you are not properly alive" Absolute genius.
@joesdi
@joesdi 4 года назад
I need to print and make a poster 🤣🤣🤣
@telectronix1368
@telectronix1368 3 года назад
@@joesdi Remember to use muted colours only.
@ioanagan6779
@ioanagan6779 3 года назад
Oh, yeah! 😂😂😂
@adanvivaan8251
@adanvivaan8251 3 года назад
I realize I am pretty off topic but do anyone know of a good place to stream new tv shows online ?
@adanvivaan8251
@adanvivaan8251 3 года назад
@Mathias Stephen Thanks, I signed up and it seems like they got a lot of movies there :D Appreciate it!
@The8bitbeard
@The8bitbeard 3 года назад
"Discrete spatula" killed me, and I'm at work. Turns out when you're laughing so hard it hurts, but also trying not to show that laughter it looks an awful lot like you're crying. Not just regular crying either, the kind of ugly-cry that happens when your beloved family dog dies or when you stub your pinky toe really hard. My co-workers asked what was wrong, but I could only eke out "...peel the octopus from the side of the aquarium."
@LilyDiorMusic
@LilyDiorMusic 2 года назад
🤣🤣🤣🤣 🐙🐙🐙
@ConnbineHarvester
@ConnbineHarvester 2 года назад
I just reach down and fix that and rarely care who is looking, I'm not famous though!
@heyysimone
@heyysimone 2 года назад
This is why i really love having to wear masks. I listen to stuff while i grocery shop and i keep the laughter in but i have to bite my mouth closed to not smile
@Iris-jw3ci
@Iris-jw3ci 11 месяцев назад
god I remember one time during an announcement I started laughing and just couldn't stop and spent the whole 20-ish minutes with my head in my hands trying to stop laughing
@GBfanatic15
@GBfanatic15 10 месяцев назад
oh god I laughed that hard at work once, manager asked me if I was fine but I was just laughing too hard from a joke my coworker told me XD
@joyphil4399
@joyphil4399 3 года назад
Dylan Moran's stand-up has lead me to believe that I have become prematurely middle-aged at sixteen.
@fergalhughes165
@fergalhughes165 6 месяцев назад
Funny. But seriously, in about 25 or 30 years, you'll genuinely experience what he's on about. .. And it's weird and awful.
@jonwilkinson9695
@jonwilkinson9695 2 месяца назад
Heads up the thought doesn't get better by 27 it just feels more real
@caro1ns
@caro1ns 4 года назад
It's all true - middle age comes like a thief in the night. I used to be young and hip. I was in a band. Then the other day I only just stopped myself from telling a young girl to sit up straight.
@georgina3358
@georgina3358 4 года назад
Oh dear
@lucyhardman2267
@lucyhardman2267 3 года назад
Have you told any young men to cut their hair yet?
@starduck8014
@starduck8014 3 года назад
hee
@TheGruntski
@TheGruntski 3 года назад
It's all in the attitude. I was just about to push off down a mogul run, with trees, and a younger fellow said I should think about it, being older you know. I said that's exactly why I don't have to think about it. You hit a tree, you lose fifty or sixty years, you haven't had kids, the whole deal. I hit a tree I lose what - twenty years at the most? Every year I get older is another year I can do more of whatever I want. You poor young schmucks have to vote for Trudeau to be cool even though he can't actually speak English...or French...and he has an immense adams apple...but your girlfriend likes him too much which makes you feel......
@christinagiannaros9817
@christinagiannaros9817 3 года назад
I started nodding off in front of my computer and asking my neighbour to turn his music down :).
@McRocket
@McRocket 4 года назад
3:28 - 'He can't kill you if you're not properly alive, can he?' 🤣
@iDontShareMyData
@iDontShareMyData 4 года назад
"Peal the octopus from the side of the aquarium"!!!! Oh god, it hurts when I laugh!!!!
@devinecatlady
@devinecatlady 3 года назад
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@mattiaikas1634
@mattiaikas1634 3 года назад
There is a solution for that, it`s called talcum powder
@oliverholmes-gunning5372
@oliverholmes-gunning5372 3 года назад
I spat out a mouthful of wine at that one😂😂😂
@WillPhil290
@WillPhil290 3 года назад
I died at the end... Peel the octopus off the side of the aquarium tank... I wish I did not have a mouthful of cheap Pinot when he said that... My cat also wishes this.
@chelseapoet3664
@chelseapoet3664 9 месяцев назад
Did you wish it was expensive Pinot?
@uniquities1581
@uniquities1581 9 месяцев назад
Advise you to either switch to white wine or get a black cat. It makes clean-up so much easier.
@WillPhil290
@WillPhil290 9 месяцев назад
@@uniquities1581 noted... lol
@YoYo-gt5iq
@YoYo-gt5iq 8 месяцев назад
A worthy way to go from this world
@ElvarMasson
@ElvarMasson 6 месяцев назад
You died at the end?
@racheladkins6060
@racheladkins6060 3 года назад
I’m 50 and this guy is a prophet for us generation Xers!
@Chickenface12345
@Chickenface12345 4 года назад
....this outrageosly witty, befrendable unfriendly cynic irishman has been my spirit animal all along.
@Black_pearl_adrift
@Black_pearl_adrift 4 года назад
Well said 🤣
@kittimcconnell2633
@kittimcconnell2633 4 года назад
Same here. That means we are family.
@jacoblambert4057
@jacoblambert4057 4 года назад
Have you seen his older stand up specials? Still good and I highly recommend a bbc series he did with Bill Bailey called Black Books
@starduck8014
@starduck8014 3 года назад
haa love that
@seankeady8928
@seankeady8928 3 года назад
The fact that you’ve said the words “SPIRIT ANIMAL” proves that he is not your spirit animal
@racheladkins6060
@racheladkins6060 3 года назад
Probably one of the best comedians in the world!
@chelseapoet3664
@chelseapoet3664 9 месяцев назад
Definitely.
@memoryhero
@memoryhero 4 года назад
5:22 - "registering his own responses..." it's a throwaway line but i've never heard that phrase before. it is apt and beautiful.
@offthewall9988
@offthewall9988 3 года назад
its a line from existential kitty (I think)
@cityonfoot6023
@cityonfoot6023 4 года назад
I’m always bewildered by people who like going on cruises.
@madeinbanat3534
@madeinbanat3534 4 года назад
The lazy but 'adventurous ' types ...
@bmxgeneral
@bmxgeneral 4 года назад
You are now.... ^^
@KatieM786
@KatieM786 4 года назад
I must say I was really interested in the Slipknot cruise but then Rona...
@paulkornel7405
@paulkornel7405 4 года назад
I always scoffed at cruises until I was forced onto a 10 day cruise. Got the all you can eat/drink package. Now I totally get why people like going on cruises.
@stephaniers415
@stephaniers415 4 года назад
They are horrible for the environment, and erode communities. People should avoid cruises for the moral consequences alone. Did you see Banksy's painting of a cruise ship anchored offshore of Venice?
@KyanneSummer
@KyanneSummer 4 года назад
My love for him has no end...he is so precious🤣❤️
@DalleDC
@DalleDC 3 года назад
Best TED talk I have ever seen.
@puirYorick
@puirYorick 4 года назад
I shall never again be able to look at an octopus and not chuckle.
@christianmaas8934
@christianmaas8934 4 года назад
I walk into aquariums and scream "BOLLOCK"
@danielthompson6207
@danielthompson6207 3 года назад
His Korean mom impression is spot-on!
@howardkerr8174
@howardkerr8174 4 года назад
I have a younger cousin, she has been on several cruises, I so wish that I could have her hear this. And all this time I thought that I was nuts for thinking that cruises sound so boring. BTW, I am so fascinated by the way Dylan Moran's brain works. He manages to take extremely disparate ideas and wrap them up in one big package. Maybe it isn't always neat looking, but it sure is funny as heck.
@Fullvinyl
@Fullvinyl 3 года назад
I'm 40 and that line about architecture fucking hurts.
@MegaSeretide
@MegaSeretide 4 года назад
Love this man, fantastic comedic timing and delivery
@errcoche
@errcoche 3 года назад
This is Shakespearean level comedy. I can imagine it might be hard to live with Dylan.
@clitoriadiseases4826
@clitoriadiseases4826 2 года назад
I'd give it a whirl! What a great ride it would be!
@nowHere6285
@nowHere6285 2 года назад
@@clitoriadiseases4826 ⬅️😆 bwah haha, cool! Yeah, so would I!
@joshstanton267
@joshstanton267 2 года назад
It would be pretty easy I'd just chain smoke, while complaining about the liquor store closing hours and other issues of great importance
@alexanderg1935
@alexanderg1935 3 года назад
"Lemon coconut apocalypse ripple" glorious description.
@iananderson6705
@iananderson6705 3 года назад
When the world gets me down I listen to comedy to remind me how absurd life is and it picks me up.
@squirehaggard4749
@squirehaggard4749 4 года назад
I don't miss my 20s as much as I miss the world of my 20s
@georgina3358
@georgina3358 3 года назад
Oh that's so true. Bit sad though
@annierobertson6400
@annierobertson6400 3 года назад
Nailed it
@dominicrem
@dominicrem 3 года назад
As somebody who just turned 30 this resonates...
@squirehaggard4749
@squirehaggard4749 3 года назад
@Arabella // Fiber. Lots of fiber. And 8 large glasses of water a day (orally).
@dominicrem
@dominicrem 3 года назад
@Arabella // find a hobby (something you genuinely enjoy doing for its own sake) that keeps you fit
@shumeister1059
@shumeister1059 4 года назад
I love his expressions! To peel the octopus from the tank...
@CJ-ft9yo
@CJ-ft9yo 2 года назад
He is so absolutely living inside me, with a wise belligerent Asian lady - genius does not cover it
@alekstash
@alekstash 3 года назад
This guy is just so unique, love his comedy!
@franziskapala8723
@franziskapala8723 4 года назад
Thanks, Mr. Moran (and Universal Comedy) for making me laugh out loud this evening and on any other occasion. It's always a pleasure and I really appreciate it.
@bernardblack6116
@bernardblack6116 3 года назад
You're welcome. Now what do you want?! Make me a cake and post it to me, surely that's equivalent to the kind words you've sprawled here across the interwebs.
@markorollo.
@markorollo. 4 года назад
I'm one month away from 46, this is so accurate.
@toobasaurus23
@toobasaurus23 Год назад
Dylan is the best. Ive seen him live six times... always legendary!😊
@clemdane
@clemdane 4 года назад
I'll never be old enough for a cruise
@user-ht3sc3sz7h
@user-ht3sc3sz7h 4 года назад
i'm afraid the point of the whole bit is that you will
@bhope13
@bhope13 4 года назад
How old do you have to be to enjoy a combination hotel, casino and buffet that overflows with alcohol and goes to tropical places where you can buy anything for a few American dollars or Euros? I'm young, and that sounds fun
@clemdane
@clemdane 4 года назад
@@bhope13 Trapped with 3,000 strangers on a giant floating petri dish
@bhope13
@bhope13 4 года назад
@@clemdane we're already trapped with 7 billion strangers on a plague-covered rock floating through space. What's the difference?
@coen555
@coen555 4 года назад
All aboard the Rona Express!
@dawnbastan2208
@dawnbastan2208 4 года назад
I absolutely love him
@rachcelmorley9711
@rachcelmorley9711 4 года назад
Dittto
@dawnbastan2208
@dawnbastan2208 4 года назад
@@rachcelmorley9711 i hope he comes to new york again one day
@MrChappy39
@MrChappy39 2 года назад
Peeling the octopus from the tank...nearly laughed out a lung!
@agentofchaos4437
@agentofchaos4437 3 года назад
he's such a man child i love him.
@Indicteronomy
@Indicteronomy 3 года назад
I used to be with it. Then they changed what "it" was. Not what I'm with isn't "it" and what's "it" seems weird and scary to me. It'll happen to you...
@costeris35
@costeris35 3 года назад
True!
@huwprice881
@huwprice881 3 года назад
Middle age is a near death experience.
@freakyindia
@freakyindia 2 года назад
You're hilarious. I love you, Dylan Moran!
@DINKL8ERG
@DINKL8ERG 3 года назад
This man is from my town and he encapsulated the humor perfectly 😂
@JobHuntingAbroad
@JobHuntingAbroad 2 года назад
And from my secondary school town
@DINKL8ERG
@DINKL8ERG 2 года назад
@@JobHuntingAbroad up navan
@breannalee4112
@breannalee4112 3 года назад
He's an international treasure. Come back to Vancouver BC once its safe to do so. We miss you!
@mannysmandatories5595
@mannysmandatories5595 3 года назад
I feel like Nick Miller from New Girl is basically an infinitely watered down version of this God
@AJDraws
@AJDraws 3 года назад
Dylan Moran and Lee Mack are two of the most natural comedians ever.
@JacWarner
@JacWarner 3 года назад
It is all horribly, horribly true. I work with a 32 year old. She calls my music “elevator music”. Yes it is sometimes Dianna Krahl but sometimes it’s bloody New Order!
@Steyreon
@Steyreon 4 года назад
I watch this so death won't notice me. No, brilliant, love it :)
@marcushendriksen8415
@marcushendriksen8415 2 года назад
His Nicki Miraj impersonation was on point
@GBfanatic15
@GBfanatic15 10 месяцев назад
as someone who has liked architecture my whole life this is pretty funny XD the thing that hit me about getting older was how into decor and kitchen ware I got XD and organizational bins XD I got a skillet for christmas and was so fucking happy about it XD
@jheaven10
@jheaven10 4 года назад
"you have peaked as a human being"...God I peaked along time ago
@lararabb8888
@lararabb8888 2 года назад
The octopus joke made me laugh so hard!
@jerrodlopes186
@jerrodlopes186 2 года назад
I love his sitcom "Black Books". Hilarious.
@johnmc3862
@johnmc3862 3 года назад
The Old age truck - You never see it coming.
@windamor1517
@windamor1517 3 года назад
Dylan Moran, Bill Bailey and Sarah Millican are my favourite comedians at the moment. They all have their own unique style and they brighten my day. :-)
@monheiss1572
@monheiss1572 4 года назад
he always reminds me of the narrative from The Discworld!/Terry Pratchett and Death! what a crack!!
@aparna1189
@aparna1189 3 года назад
How. Does. He. Know. 🤫🤣
@stephennoonan8578
@stephennoonan8578 3 года назад
I’m 50 - Nicki Minaj is no more alienating than Madonna was. The trick is always to have been irritated by everything - and you’ll be fine !
@gerarddonovan8678
@gerarddonovan8678 3 года назад
Comedy at it's best.. very funny
@bullsquid42
@bullsquid42 3 года назад
I don't mind getting older. I just really hate that I'll stop getting older eventually.
@alex8jjjj601
@alex8jjjj601 3 года назад
On the other hand, if you never stopped getting older, I imagine once you push 200 the wrinkles on the prune become _really_ weird.
@itsfine5818
@itsfine5818 2 года назад
"Getting older is not so bad when you consider the alternative" That's a quote but I can't remember who said it. Another perk of getting older.
@ianmcdaid6737
@ianmcdaid6737 Год назад
Brilliant as always. Thanks.
@a.w2776
@a.w2776 2 года назад
Best comedian ever
@Giftofknowing
@Giftofknowing Год назад
soo good and true haha thank you Dylan funny but also enlightening
@GladysAmelia
@GladysAmelia 9 месяцев назад
Grateful to be introduced to the supermarket spirit guide, I need her help.
@batuhanbatuhan6445
@batuhanbatuhan6445 3 года назад
As always spot on.
@LadyAxe13
@LadyAxe13 4 года назад
LOVE Dylan! And he only gets better with age and weight and dog burying!
@jojoba11
@jojoba11 3 года назад
My one huge ab KILLED ME! 🤣
@dancemad1000
@dancemad1000 2 года назад
Me too! 😂
@Germatti13489
@Germatti13489 4 года назад
They prepare us for adulthood but not for old age.
@imokin86
@imokin86 3 года назад
I'm pushing towards 40, fairly shapeless, can talk car insurance, love architecture and got into tech death metal at 34.
@stevelacey9122
@stevelacey9122 4 года назад
Absolutely brilliant love it ..
@ozanyoung2909
@ozanyoung2909 4 года назад
Duh-dunudadah-baba-ba-dada-dada-deeee.
@kamael1125
@kamael1125 4 года назад
3 words: Netflix: Black books. You're welcome 😁
@Confucius_76
@Confucius_76 3 года назад
how do people not know about this already?
@catherinepunchcousins1435
@catherinepunchcousins1435 3 года назад
Totally agree. Excellent series and there is no favourite episode, they are all gems in their own right 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@catherinepunchcousins1435
@catherinepunchcousins1435 3 года назад
@@trembling3674 😂😂😂😂😂😂 love it.
@alisonm3920
@alisonm3920 3 года назад
The first episode made me cry with laughter
@kamael1125
@kamael1125 3 года назад
Can't say if I have a favourite one. I just bathe in the absurd humour each of the episodes carries 😁
@slaphappy7559
@slaphappy7559 3 года назад
The only time my tear ducks get a workout is with this comedic ghoul, he is priceless
@bletheringfool
@bletheringfool 3 года назад
Qwack qwack
@PortmanRd
@PortmanRd Год назад
This guy is like an Irish version of Sean Lock. Absolutely off the wall 😂
@Sporting1210
@Sporting1210 4 года назад
If Dylan Moran was a Schnitzel fryer, he would make Schnitzels that would oh so subtle please your taste buds, fill your brain with pleasure and satisfaction ....and look like a squashed infant.
@kevinlewis3029
@kevinlewis3029 3 года назад
It's funny because it true, I used to laugh at my dad's bald head call him "slap head" now I'm bald, it's just a waiting game all he had to do was wait. Plus side I've shaved my for 15 years so saved well over £1000 on getting my hair cut👍
@sunshineinspace6207
@sunshineinspace6207 3 года назад
Nothing wrong with a bald head😉
@smoog
@smoog 3 года назад
But you've likely spent £1000 on extra face wash.
@rubberface1424
@rubberface1424 4 года назад
I think his inner voice is Miss Swann.
@ananamu2248
@ananamu2248 2 года назад
Admire this guy ...clever
@sentientsponge8570
@sentientsponge8570 2 года назад
Seen him 3 yrs consecutively…. Super sharp TVs whole time
@luminyam6145
@luminyam6145 Год назад
I love this man😂💖😂💖
@bernardblack6116
@bernardblack6116 3 года назад
Jam jam jam...
@krisoller6276
@krisoller6276 4 года назад
I feel vaguely called out.
@bluewinterstorm
@bluewinterstorm 3 года назад
There *is* an invention that prevents the octopus from sticking, but few men have the balls to wear it It Is A *Kilt!*
@blinddeadmcjones5255
@blinddeadmcjones5255 3 года назад
Well fear not, today theres more skirts with balls under them then ever before
@sunshineinspace6207
@sunshineinspace6207 3 года назад
@@blinddeadmcjones5255 🥳🥳Freedom for the balls!
@zakashi3569
@zakashi3569 2 года назад
sounds like I'm middle aged already and I am only 21 :'(
@aaronocelot
@aaronocelot 3 года назад
7:12 my one huge abb lol
@onehundredmillionstars1276
@onehundredmillionstars1276 4 года назад
Bloody hilarious
@Efemral
@Efemral 3 года назад
40's have been great so far
@michalkostrej5218
@michalkostrej5218 3 года назад
he is a genious. him, Bill Bailey, and Sebastian Maniscalco are the only people who make me laugh, and hit the,nail on the head
@Your_President_Kanye_East
@Your_President_Kanye_East Год назад
I have never identified more with anything than I do with this video :(
@bronney
@bronney 2 года назад
See the secret to freeing the octopus is to make him cold ;) ;)
@mzreid6386
@mzreid6386 3 года назад
Boobilly boo is great for scalping the dog too.....
@thisisbob1001
@thisisbob1001 4 года назад
Been on the bus a few years now.
@aaronocelot
@aaronocelot 3 года назад
4:49, and your metaphor comes to life and I met her for sure! I think she used to be my landlady...
@joesdi
@joesdi 4 года назад
I just love you. It is what it is.
@mck0027
@mck0027 3 года назад
One day, somebody will figure out how to peel the octopus from the aquarium tank...🤣🤣🤣😵
@GorgoReptilicus
@GorgoReptilicus 2 года назад
I love the truth in philosophy here
@deejayk5939
@deejayk5939 2 года назад
Love this!
@rachcelmorley9711
@rachcelmorley9711 4 года назад
Eating 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@pink_pastel_roses3348
@pink_pastel_roses3348 3 года назад
So true Dylan so true!
@mrkeogh
@mrkeogh 3 года назад
Is this the first time Nicki Minaj and poetry have been mentioned in the same sentence?
@ih8myfriends
@ih8myfriends 3 года назад
He’s still got it.
@Wubslin
@Wubslin 3 года назад
The Discreet Spatula
@claredodd1258
@claredodd1258 2 года назад
Brilliant 😅😅
@sarcasmo57
@sarcasmo57 4 года назад
Funny
@newfrontierfilms6314
@newfrontierfilms6314 3 года назад
Omg that’s there black books guy!!
@MelliaBoomBot
@MelliaBoomBot Год назад
I want to marry this fellow…
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