Dylan Moran on Heavy Metal | Yeah Yeah | Universal Comedy 

Dylan is a master of delivering his material like he just thought it up 3 seconds ago

It is incredibly amazing how Dylan Moran can string a series of words or disparite phrases together, look like he is doing it spontaneously, and yet come up with a thought that has you laughing until you are nearly in tears.

He really *should* write fiction. His examples and allegories are amazing.

Just love his alternative to a skiing trip: "sitting in the comfort of your bathroom and breaking your knee with a hammer."

Speaking as a metal head, I say yes to all of this. Every single bit.

The “You see what I’m saying?” at the end KILLED me.

“he’s such a man even his lunch sweats” is too good

"Mr. Trattorias Bletchley Sir Single Pukeington" - Dylan Moran

He has a point, I broke my knee by slipping on a tiny patch of ice right in front of my own home, much more convenient

Dylan's stream of conscious word-smithing is such a treasure! Love this man, could squeeze him if his wife would allow!

Dylan Moran is so delightfully unhinged. One of my favorites.

American here, did not even know who Moran was until a couple weeks ago but the first clip I ever watched I just about died laughing and so I am quite enjoying all these clips now. Yes, the “wordsmithing”. Yes brilliant!

Dylan Moran has me belly laughing by the end of his stream of consciousness rant - loved his jokes about Jason Statham - he had it done pat.

Any intact blood vessels that were left in my face have just burst from laughing. This man is sooooo funny.

If anyone can make use of the absurd and turn it into something memorable, it's him!

Had to look up Jason Statham... I so love Dylan Moran, love him for making me laugh so much - in a time which offers so little reason for laughter. Please, please keep making the world a better place!

"Jason could never make love to another man!" 😂 Dylan, you magnificent fool!

Dylan is the "in the pub around the corner"-version of Eddie Izzard.

Cross eyed Mary of the lowlands, I'm dedicating this to my wife 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂

Dylan's description of the folly of skiing floats alongside Rita Rudner's definition of water-skiing as the process of being dragged behind a boat. Priceless! Just sit at home & smash your knees with a hammer....

This fella is awesome!

Skiing again. For no reason. Hahaha. 😂😂😂

I was keeping it together until the "you know what I'm saying?" at the end 😂

Lads I did a double take there ...could see Dudley Moore for a second. Never skied but had a first time disastrous run on a. Ski slope roped off for sledders. Had my infant son on my lap and shoved off? Didn't realise i'd picked a run of black ice to commit suicide on! Two of us span out of control gathering speed like a whirling dervish. My brother had snowboardered ahead of us off to the right and turned to see us coming hell for leather straight for the road at the bottom. There was a bank of snow at the bottom dumped up off the road and I seriously thought we were gonna fly up n over and rocket off into the opposite side of the road. I went crab mode and dug my heels and hands down on the ice to brake us and we finally stopped about 2ft from the bank of snow. We were the spectacle of disaster for the afternoon! I had gripped my son so hard on our plastic disc of doom he burst into tears when we stopped. A dr at the top of the run was screaming...she's got whiplash! Call an ambulance! I got up after catching my breath and just cracked up laughing. Got my son laughing and happy again. So yah. I enjoy Dylans humour because it reminds me of my off the wall life and his dry rejoindres get me busting up and falling off the chair laughing. His hosts haven't a clue how to take him and that cracks me up even more. Wicked funny! Thanks Dylan! May the road rise up to meet you every where you go! Made my heart sing to hear a mind like my own. Don't change, grand just the way you are.

‘Try to kill air’ Superb

Nerveless bags of glands

"You see what I'm saying?". No not an f*ing clue, which of course, is exactly how Dylan rolls - it's just hours of hilarious bollocks.

"little pots of toasted death"

I love when he forgets what he was going to say next. After all these years I still cannot tell if he's serious or not when he says it. Especially when he tells the audience not to clap or he'll forget what he was going to say and then when they laugh, he tells them that that's even worse!

"Heavy metal is what happens when a group of people with competitively disgusting appearances come together to try to kill air."

The descriptions of music genres - perfect.

That man is a National Treasure. Which country? I Don't Know. I can't get off the floor I'm still laughing so hard.

Anushammer is one of my favourite bands, but the best band is the death metal band Crackdust, from Botswana.

Pure comedy genius

If we all outsourced our manliness to Jason Statham, I'm convinced the world would be either better or worse

Brilliant!!!❤

Dylan's clips are a real gamble, I'll either being crying with laughter or wondering if he's having a stroke.

Folk metal will blow his mind . 😂

Because you are becoming a blob, you outsource your masculinity! 😂😂

Am I the only one who wants to buy his art that goes on in the background

Just my thoughts about Skiing 🥶😜

as soon as he said Jason Statham.I was so fucking on board XD

Nervous bags of glands 🤣

Genius!

'You're becoming a Blob, so you outsource your Manliness'

Even his lunch sweats. How does he come up with this stuff.

YOU SEE HIS SUCH A MAN! EVEN HIS LUNCH SWEATS!

7,5 minutes of laughing))

We aren’t Scandinavian, but definitely put out that Heavy Metal!

I'd love to see a 'Jason Stratham reacts' video with him watching this 😂

"..."kill air", "autsourscinh jour maskjuulinnittj", "lantsch svetts"..ooh, hie'sz got a million aw themm."

I notice his right hand shaking. He looks anquished. I hope he’s ok.❤️

brilliant :-)

Heavy metal is phenomenal.

"He's such a MAN, even his lunch sweats".

Exercises in homicidal manliness

Class 🤣🤣🤣🤣

so funny, hes right about jason

Egg Smuggler

Cross Eyed Mary of the Lowlands, two of my favorite songs fused to something I now really want to hear! A song about a religious underage gypsy prostitute who turns tricks for a song on the Arabian drum, and dines in Hampstead village on expense accounted gruel from farmers, businessmen, Kings of Tyrus, and some shaggy old perv with respiratory issues.

good stuff to see this, good old UK humour ..biting ..sense of the dark humour ..thats us!

As a metalhead I was really hoping for a lot more abuse from Dylan, he is great with words and having spent time around Bill Bailey he will have had so much more material. Metal is definitely linked to evolution, headbanging especially. It is true survival of the fittest, only the strongest most resilliant brain cells survive it. Attraction wise, see if you can find another way of persuading groups of women to bend over slightly and shake vigorously from side to side. Most have a type and if your type is doing that you will enjoy the view from any angle. Genre snobbery is rife in metal, and despite the genre Melodic Death Metal, many still haven't got the joke yet. The dress code is interesting. One of my sister's friends used to go out regularly wearing a 3-4 inch spiked collar and I remember one of the guys saying they would love to make a move but they worried about impaling themselves on it if they tried kissing her. She wanted their mouth elsewhere and was dissapointed they hadn't figured it out. Of course there are sub groups, Emos want to kill themselves, Goths want to kill everyone else and the standard headbangers are just amazed by their dress sense. Being in the latter group I am aware how ridiculous I have looked going out but did like that the older and more wrecked my clothes were the better I fitted in. Only as a true headbanger can you be wearing a pair of jeans you bought intact which don't have to be undone for someone to access to virtually all of your lower half. Some older metal heads like me are sneaky and covert. I have too little hair to have it long, limited style but only Bill Bailey and Devin Townsend truly pulled of a skullet. I like light weight tech clothes because they are comfortable. I have listened to increasingly fast and heavy metal so long I do sometimes just nod to it while wearing headphones. Do not be fooled I am probably more mentally unhinged than the visibly tattooed, pierced denim and leather wearing neanderthal you came my way to get away from. Muwahaha!

Oh dear. I did Jason Statham bender during lockdown. I guess that's a thing.

Such imagination. Lol

It's becoming increasingly hard to follow this man's thought processes. 😂

Bob Dylan ref Cross-eyed Mary of the lowlands. Appreciate all movements tho. Symphony with movements.

I wonder what his reaction to RomComs is...

Nihilism is a very attractive 😍

ya see what i'm saying...

😂🤘🏻❤️🥂

Oh, disparaging skiing. That's a dangerous road.

😂🤘🏻❤️

Metal musicians only look disgusting when they cut their hair, grow mental beards and cover themselves in tattoos and piercings, the traditional heavy metal look wasn't so bad, though his is a funny comment all the same. A really witty guy.

...okay but where *do* they grow hair?

Four sets of teeth...?

Not all modern metal is angry. Prolly enough it's becoming quite upbeat. Or at least angry about something important. Like deforestation, or global warming

The rule of brexit seems to be no one wants to hang out with poor people.

has he got parkinsons developing?

As a metal fan I find this extremely funny but very un-researched. Because he's mixing the metal genres together with complete nonchalance.

Lot of the jokes didn't land for me, but I'm glad someone else likes him.

Universal Basic Income today! give money to the homeless today! i've given $27 CDN to the homeless recently! and incels scare me. but we can help them with the Universal Basic Income as well. because i am an incel as well.

1st

Funny bloke...but to me deep down he has pain....just sayin

I am a metal musician. I dont like heavy metal.

Ironic that he said he wasn't aware of class...he sounds a little bit posh

This audience was awful

Booooo! It’s kinda funny, but I’m a metalhead, so boooo!

This is very lovely! Whimsical hard nose