@@TheLaxLuther What is yours? You like comedians that drop the f bomb every two seconds? Insult and target people? Going by your insults here and the inability to move on and the disrespect to your self. You probably like leafyishere lmao
Corona virus is a bio weapon released by the CCP from their Wuhan lab. (not a man made virus or genetically engineered). China had already discovered a vaccine for it. That's how they got it under perfect control, their aim is to cripple western economies which they have successfully done. The WHO are corrupted by Chinese officials and funding. Their "investigation" relies entirely on info and samples provided by CCP, who agrees?
I remember sitting in my dad's van as a kid (1970-ish) when he was trying to melt the hard frozen snow on the windscreen with the screen demister. We sat there for about ten minutes, then there was a huge BANG as the windscreen shattered... and all the snow fell in about 10 seconds later. The van was so old it had a toughened windscreen. I learnt new words that day! 😱😁
Many so called ‘ stand up comedians’ these days make fun at the expense of others, specially the ones that interact with the audience , its down right nasty. This is why I love Michaels material, he picks up situations from our daily lives and adds clean humor to it. We need more like him.
Keep strong. Dont forget that despite the struggles in this world, God is full of justice, mercy and love. Justice said we broke His perfect law - causing the world's previous perfection to be destroyed - and therefore we deserve Hell (like a punishment in any legal system but this is eternal as His perfect law is eternal too). Don't think you fit in that category? Ever done one of these?: lying, stealing - regardless of how small the object EVER, hating others - which is murder in God's perfect law, lusting (plus God sees our entire thought life). Justice says "the soul that sins shall die" - if we break one in thought/word/deed it's as if we're guilty of all of them. Quite simply, living by the law (which is doing everything perfectly) is impossible for sinful humans . The law shows us that 1. We will die in Hell if we fail to follow it and 2. We cannot save ourselves BUT, 3. God's perfect, immovable law points us to Christ, who followed and fulfilled the law in thought, word and deed perfectly in our place. He did what we couldn't and did it on our behalf. He was then sentenced to death on a cross, and took our personal punishment for our sin, paying our penalty (like paying our fine) completely FOR us, and has given us freedom. If we turn from the sins we have committed and repent (pursue the opposite direction of love through Christ) He will, overtime, recreate us back into that previously perfect image through The Holy Spirit which Jesus sends to all who accept Him as their personal Lord and Savior of their life. He will help us through the struggle, the stress, and anything we experience in the world. It's about letting Christ in to guide and teach you and obeying Him through His power (not ourselves, we need Him to help us as it's impossible without depending on His power and instruction). He is our substitute in His life, death and resurrection. He essentially rewrote history in our place so that, if you believe in Him, it will be as if you had never sinned if you accept Christ's death as our own in our place. He is in Heaven right now preparing a place for us so that He can take His faithful, believing children home with Him when He returns. He will ressurrect us from death when He returns, giving mercy to those who accept His love, instruction and teachings in their life, and give justice to those who refuse it. He doesn't want ANY of us to go to Hell and die for continuing in evil and rejecting His way to life, thats why He died FOR us. Hes giving EVERYONE a chance, He wants everyone to take the free gift of salvation from Hell. He wants us to be His and begin to follow His life of love and service through His power and abiding (staying) with Him. So long as we keep our hearts near to Christ through His strength, strive to follow His will of perfect love revealed in the Bible, and let Him lead in the midst of (very certain) pitfalls and struggles, we will, in time, win the ultimate victory over sin, pain and DEATH through Christ. Even if you are willing to be made willing, pray for Jesus to come in and He will do what we can't. Give us The Holy Spirit who will guide us in the right way. NOTE: You are NEVER too sinful or messed up that God cannot turn your life around through Jesus. EVER. Regardless of what you've done or what you're going through you CAN make it through Jesus. If you have any questions let me know Xx
@@playerone6995 Of course it does. We can deal with it better than the brits. We have the infrastructure in place. They close down roads. We just get on with our day
@@kickinblue in fairness, we get bad snow maybe once every 3 or 4 years. It would be a waste of time and money for us to make Canada style preparations and infrastructure for something that affects us for 2 weeks out of the year.
@@anthonycunningham8116 I live in Denmark which gets much the same weather as the UK. We manage to have better infrastructure despite not getting snow every year.
My son spent his first 25 yrs in Somerset in the West of England and it snowed twice. He moved to Buckinghamshire in the middle of England and it snowed every winter. Then he moved up to North Yorkshire. No Snow because he lives on the East coast!!
It's so true. I was so shocked when visiting for Christmas to experience how little snow it took. My flight had landed relatively early in the day, and it had just begun to snow, and by evening there was a few cm's of snow on the ground with more still falling. All very lovely and picturesque. But the news was full of airport closures and traffic chaos due to snow. I was so surprised.
Well, yes, but the point is that other than Scotland, the UK doesn't generally get the amount or longevity of snow that would make the kinds of infrastructure/interventions/preparedness you find in countries that do get it remotely worth it on a cost-benefit analysis. On average we only get the sort of snow that causes any significant disruption about once every 4 years, and it rarely sits around for more than 1 or 2 weeks. This winter so far in NW England for example we've had some snow a couple of weeks ago, but it was all gone within 2 days because the temperature rose again.
Something I've noticed some people do is pour boiling water over the windscreen to melt any frost, my uncle says that's stupid because it would cause the windscreen to crack, I didn't believe him, until my mum's windscreen cracked
Don't they sell window scrapers where you are from? It can chip through 1/4 or thicker ice, and scrape thick frost. Some even come with brushes so the light fluffy snow can just be brushed off. And then patience with the defroster.
Americans do the same thing. We also run to the grocery store if snow is forecasted. Eggs, milk and bread get sold out. Everyone apparently believe they can get through whatever comes with those 3 items.
I'm in Northern Ontario and as soon as he said that little crescent was clear I thought, "now he's good to drive". I doubt there's a Canadian who hasn't driven like that a time or two... Windshield seems to defrost quicker once the car is moving. Lol
Frost on car windows. 1. Start the car. 2. Brush of snow with a broom. 3. Optional depending on how safe your location is: go back inside and finish preparing for the day (brush teeth, toilet, breakfast, coffee, etc.) 4. Take a scraper, or a plastic card if you don’t have scraper, and just easily scrape off the window frost. 5. Drive safe. Norwegian style.
@@fcturner You're right. It's the sensible way. I used to do it that way when I lived in Chicago. But my comment was tongue in cheek because there's less room for humour in sensible behaviour. Now I live in South Africa and miss the snow!
You forgot the part where the doors don’t open except for the right back one, and then you have to crawl through that to start up the car and get the de-icer.
I live in Canada and years ago I made the mistake of getting my car washed on Christmas Eve before driving, what should have been, 8 hours home to my sister's. However, it ended up being a lot longer because the gas stations closed early because it was Christmas Eve and in Northern Ontario the gas stations can be pretty far between so I had to ask the police for assistance. There was also a guy traveling who needed to fill his car up too. So the cop called the owner of the gas station and we had to wait for him to finish at church. He finally came, filled my car and I was back on the road. Then I hit a snow storm. It was so bad I couldn't tell where the highway was. I just looked for the snowbank on the side, hoped I didn't go too far over, hoped I wasn't in the oncoming lane, and hoped a transport didn't come along in the other direction. It was slow going. Got to my sister's house at 1am. Went to get the kids' gifts out of the trunk and the lock was frozen over because I was an idiot and had my car washed before leaving on this drive. I was outside after 1am with an extension cord and a hair dryer to melt the ice off the lock so I could get the gifts out of the trunk. Lesson learned lol
We usually get rain, then ice, then snow. Fun times! If only the right back door would open! No, no, no. Only the trunk will open on the sedan. So at 6:45 am, still mostly dark, you have to figure out how to fold the back seats forward without having access to " the button", and at 50+ years of age, you manage to crawl into the trunk of your sub compact, thru the tiny hole made by the lowered seat back, between the front seats and over the gear shift to finally start the car - all while wondering what resulting body pain will rear its ugly head for having had to move in ways it hasn't had to move for decades!
In Winnipeg Manitoba Canada I worked in a hospital and they have a list of people who have snow machines that they can call to get doctors into work if the streets are too full of snow. Everyone else has to find a way in.
I grew up in a state that would get a ton of snow, now I live in a state that gets zero snow. Long story short I miss the snow, and this was hilariously accurate!
Thank you so much @Michael McIntyre for being who you are! And for this awesome video and all of your videos which are awesome! You are in my humble opinion a comedic genius and I love your work because you’re so funny without having to be rude or mean to somebody about it! I love you my Soul Sibling and I pray joyful wonderful blessings for all of us all the time everywhere thank you! 🫶🏼🙏🍓🍀☮️🤠🤓🦉🤪🙃💖🥳💐😇🍶🦾🎂
In Finland the snow *always* surprises the drivers. We get snow every winter. We know it's coming. OH, SHIT! IT'S HERE! And there there is much commotion... for a day. And then we suffer the long, cold and dark winter in silence.
We do but not consistently every winter or for long periods of time. Seems to me we used to get more snow when I was a kid in the 70s and 80s but maybe that’s just faulty memory.
Unless you're in the North, or Scotland.. Its a little more organised in areas where they expect it. People still go to work in the North, even if you wake up with most of their car covered. My first snow experience in London was bizarre, everything was pretty much shut down and people used it as an excuse not to head into work. The snow didn't even settle, but it clearly frightened the south into hibernation.
Just bought three tickets to his Aussie show in March 2023! 🙌🏼 Going to take mum and my friend… I wouldn’t miss the chance to see Michael McIntyre live for anything!
I remember when me and my friends were in England on apprenticeship. We were suposed to go to London at some point, so our tutor gave everyone date time and place where we were supposed to meet alright?, the day we had our train it started snowing, but whatever it isnt really that big of a deal just 1cm of snow, me and my friend leave our house and go to bus stop, the problem was not a single bus was going to drive that day, ok whatever Train station was only 4km away, we get on our way. The streets were like a ghost town's EMPTY no cars no people just us, for 3km we saw MAYBE 5 people, all in cars looking at us like we are someone crazy. At 1km away from station our tutor calls us and tells us that trip is cancelled coz there is too much snow for trains. We were kinda suprised but ok, on our way back home we saw no one except one guy on bike, at this point we just called Dzień dobry ,,good day in Polish'' and guess what, he was from poland too. Kinda funny how whole city was paralized by little bit of snow :D
I too have travelled on an imaginary bus when it has been cancelled due to snow. We travelled the bus route and people got off at designated bus stops. Not only did we walk we also walked in true formation of a bus. We walked in two sets of pairs with an aisle down the middle. When it came to directions everybody signalled with their hand so that if there had been a vehicle behind us they would know that we were turning. There was never actually a vehicle behind us and we still follow procedure just in case.
Your mum, auntie Julie and myself, have walked to St Peter’s in Mill Hill. Not far from were you lived in Blackburn. We had snow coming over the top of our wellington’s. But school was open. These days two flakes of snow and they send the flipping soft kids ( these days home ). We only got sent home, when the school heating Boiler Blew. 😅😅😅😅😅😅❤❤❤❤❤
Corona virus is a bio weapon released by the CCP from their Wuhan lab. (not a man made virus or genetically engineered). China had already discovered a vaccine for it. That's how they got it under perfect control, their aim is to cripple western economies which they have successfully done. The WHO are corrupted by Chinese officials and funding. Their "investigation" relies entirely on info and samples provided by CCP, who agrees?
The 'Snow-Bus-Walk' = ℹ️., Real. My last was Feb 2010, huGE snowfall, still traveling to work., Return trip had *SnowJAM* +4hrs.., eVentually driver shutdown heater, & had to walk 3hrs in grade1 ❄️🌨️❄️ Blizzard.
Watching the first clip, as well as others from other shows, I feel often like HOW DOES HE KNOW ME SO INTIMATELY??!!! So much so that apparently he also knows a good deal of my actual thinking processes. :') He must be a wizard.
He is pretty huge in Australia as well, I have seen him live in Brisbane, truly hilarious, most of the crowd were in tears of laughter whenever I looked around the room
Corona virus is a bio weapon released by the CCP from their Wuhan lab. (not a man made virus or genetically engineered). China had already discovered a vaccine for it. That's how they got it under perfect control, their aim is to cripple western economies which they have successfully done. The WHO are corrupted by Chinese officials and funding. Their "investigation" relies entirely on info and samples provided by CCP, who agrees?
Did the exact same thing this week, was trying to drive from the bottom of a partially defrosted windscreen and found myself going sideways around a roundabout....left wheels hit the snow.
I couldn't believe it when I went to Canada and saw the amazing dustbin lorry with its huge automatic arm collecting bins in the snow. Also that you have winter tyres which makes you able to drive in snow at a normal speed.
I got snowed in at home once, about 15 years ago. I was living in a small town in the Mojave Desert, about 60 km from Las Vegas, Nevada. That is 40 km from Death Valley, California, one of the hottest, driest places on Earth. The schools in Las Vegas have snow days, about every ten years. Any visible snow on the road will do it. Just trying to get a feel as to what kind of weather they have over there.
The world is in such a bad way right now, we need this excellent comedian to keep us on an even keel. I love Michael McIntyre because he is a family comedian, I don’t think I have ever heard him be smutty, no rude jokes, all good clean comedy! Thank you Michael, long may you remain at the top of your profession! 🙏🙏🙏
I was in England 20yrs ago and one Christmas it snowed and the whole M1 around London went into panic mode and people were trapped in their cars for hours and even overnight if I remember rightly. I couldn’t believe the lack of help and services. Don’t you prepare for stuff like that in a cold country? Can’t you predict that with a weather forecast. I’m from the dessert in Australia. 😉
I actually landed here after watching a video in which "(English with) Lucy" explained how British humor works and man... this is simply hilarious. Seems like I found a new favourite comedian to watch.
In Australia we don't have much snow where most people live so I was telling friends about my winter in Southern Tasmania, 42° South, I would put the sunshade on the outside of the windscreen and then rip it off when ready to drive taking the ice with it, my Welsh friends looked at each other and said " How many times have you had to wee on the lock to unlock your car?" The other one said " "Hundreds of times if you forgot to take your de icing spray into the pub" we don't know ice and snow here
Growing up in Sweden in the 80's meant being able to scrape windows from an early age. Still funny though, British or maybe just English people and 1 cm of snow!😂👍 Walking with the bus driver!😂👍
Well I'm from Chicago and I have a couple friends in England. The photos they sent me of their big snowfall my first reaction was where is it? It looked like barely a dusting
I’m am seriously sitting at home amongst the Texas snow apocalypse and RU-vid recommended this. Also, they sound a lot like us this week; we are in awe of the snow and have no idea how to handle it.
this is SO relevant to my city right now, where we have over a foot of snow on the ground, and the current ambient temperature is -5... Fahrenheit... in a few days, our HIGH temp will be below zero
