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There's only one way to recognise a fellow Irish person when abroad, and that is through the phenomenon of IRISH HAIR!
Taken from Dylan Moran's debut stand up special MONSTER from 2004. Dylan dissects the best alcoholic beverage on a night-out, while also discussing his frustrations with rap music.
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@CaesiusX 3 года назад

Gawd, how I'd love for him to portray _the Doctor_ in *Doctor Who* some day! 🙏

@cleoarbel 3 года назад

I reckon him jack and River would go out drinking and have the BEST time EVER

@tK-be6ns 3 года назад

@@cleoarbel until they gave to cobble together a vintage wine like a potions experiment

@yarrowwitch 3 года назад

I’ve thought that for years - he’d be Amazing 😉

@Ott3r5losh 3 года назад

I haven’t watched Dr Who, but I’m familiar with it. I thought this was “The Doctor”

@deanadams7866 3 года назад

Yes what a idea 💡 he would be amazing he’s absolutely cuckoo

@pls_convert_2_a_JW 3 года назад

"Gin...is a mascara thinner". Love your work, Mr. Moran! So funny! ❤

@kellysong2256 Год назад

It's absolutely true that you can recognize your own kind no matter where you are. I was in a hotel lobby in Germany, when all of a sudden a woman came barreling up to me and yelled "Hi! I recognize your accent. What part of Utah (in the U.S.) are you from?" It turns out that we had grown up just a few streets away from each other

@Lazarus-aap Год назад

That is pretty cool but also very understandable. When you hear someone talk. I somehow have the "ability" to recognise "my own kind" by what they look like. Like I lived in Hong Kong for a while and I could recognise Dutch people by just seeing them... They always go like : huh?! How do you know!?

@hydrophobicbathtowel6816 10 месяцев назад

These people are called "stalkers."

@deoge3278 9 месяцев назад

I 100% believe this comment...barreling at someone yellng! Definitely American...and thats coming from an American. I know of our reputation globally. Sadly 😔

@emilyrobbins3238 3 года назад

Anyone who can say “enema Eminem” without tripping over his own tongue has my utter respect.

@emilyrobbins3238 3 года назад

@@keithallpress9885 : fixed.

@richardpaxford5792 3 года назад

You leave Peter D's biscuits alone!

@Lazarus-aap Год назад

"I tried rap music. I even tried to get home with the downies" 🤣🤣🤣

@roohamm2456 3 года назад

Loved Blacks Books. He's so- so- Irish! Happy St Paddy's!💚💚💚

@lewyswhite8325 2 года назад

Yes! Black Books is an absolute treasure. Anyone reading this who hasn't watched it - I implore you to do so. It's hilarious, he's hilarious AND Bill Bailey is a main character.

@elyneburns2224 9 месяцев назад

@@lewyswhite8325Excellent advice (which I took over Summer - 'too short a series, IMHO)

@Hubbledriver 3 года назад

"Home with the Downies"...😂

@Jesse__H 3 года назад

Probably my favorite comedian, definitely top five.

@Jeremyramone 3 года назад

Excellent taste in comedy. Cheers from san Diego!

@fintonmainz7845 3 года назад

Commitment issues?

@cleoarbel 3 года назад

@@fintonmainz7845 that's actually quite a funny response

@fintonmainz7845 3 года назад

@@cleoarbel only "quite funny"?

@sarahdee374 3 года назад

He was very funny in Notting Hill. Want my phone number?

@MelliaBoomBot Год назад

I only found this fellow a month ago. He's so wow!

@Lizardlafemme 3 месяца назад

Irish hair is when I let my hair be itself and when I get in the car my husband says,"why didn't you brush your hair"?

@alienlizardqueen8748 Год назад

Ah, the Irish hair. It’s not curly, it’s not straight. And if you try to style it, it just looks demented.

@damienspawn2719 3 года назад

This got me in tears! Loved it!

@leemason5953 3 года назад

I've been a Dylan fan for years,black books is brilliant 👍👍

@amandadonegan2137 3 года назад

I bloody love Dylan hes brilliantly astute 😁😎

@imokin86 3 года назад

That song is basically a retelling of Waiting for Godot. Which was written by an Irishman.

@marciamcdevitt964 Год назад

😂 I will always think of this now when I come across either of these.

@neuvocastezero1838 5 месяцев назад

Nice insight.

@jamiemahony3934 3 года назад

He would be great to play an older captain Jack sparrow

@Crispymemes 3 года назад

Not many people would watch another pirates of the Caribbean now Dep has had his contract cancelled. Besides the black books style comedy is what this guy is best at. Pirates has nothing on black books... Except revenue

@lesliemccormick6527 3 года назад

orrr...Sparrow's brother, who is not a pirate but gives his brother a hard time...

@jamesandrews1130 3 года назад

@@Crispymemes loved black books.

@bexmjt10 3 года назад

🤣🤣🤣👏👏👏

@vikingsong2068 3 года назад

Had his contract cancelled unfairly. Amber Heard lied, as the evidence proves.

@tntisbased 6 месяцев назад

In the best possible way, Dylan Moran is like if your drunk uncle at the party wasn’t racist

@anthonyhaylock6655 2 года назад

Agreed he would make a great Dr Who , it would be awesome

@stevenlorienstyles5274 Год назад

Please justify my childhood! Lol

@goaway673 3 года назад

Most definitely top five....brilliant ☆☆☆☆☆

@TallinnTadgh 3 года назад

brilliant, truly brilliant. laughing so much it hurts

@fathimathshamilaa4529 2 года назад

Ya man I love you Dylan Moran

@michaeljames4904 3 года назад

It is indeed curious how loud Americans are abroad and softly-spoken (by comparison!) when at home.

@themarlboromandalorian 3 года назад

Dunning-Kruger effect.

@DreamBelief 3 года назад

Aussies tend to be much louder overseas too (my apologies on behalf of us all as we can be downright appalling tourists)

@ZiggyZou 3 года назад

As a American I didn’t realize how loud everyone is until I went to Europe.. I just didn’t know 😅

@athenathegreatandpowerful6365 3 года назад

Americans are appalling at best. So loud and pushy! Very in your face. Wish I could avoid them for the rest of my life. Shudder. Btw, I'm american.

@diogenes5127 3 года назад

We're still loud at home but no one notices because we're used to it. When we go abroad no one is used to the volume.

@autumnatic 3 года назад

How does his voice sound like Eddie Izzard being momentarily possessed by Robin Williams? I like all three, but why?

@juana9483 3 года назад

I thought the exact same thing!

@md61211 3 года назад

@@juana9483 So did I. If you close your eyes, you'd think it was Eddie Izzard. Same delivery & all.

@RennieDJ 3 года назад

I heard the Eddie Izzard too!! , I think it’s the way he structures his sentences and punch lines. ☺️

@robertbruce7686 3 года назад

I often wonder why too. Another angst ridden question us western folks ask. What about kiwi fruit ? Just ragging/ joking me....

@brainkrieg1423 2 года назад

I’d like Eddie Izzard after closing out a 4AM bar and doing a couple bumps of cheap speed on the sidewalk.

@maisie6904 2 года назад

My favorite man on the planet ❤️

@gee3883 3 года назад

I love the Irish.

@JoSe-pc2hg 3 года назад

😂😂😂😂😂greetings from Croatia

@cronos42 3 года назад

The bit about rap was recognisable and I think it's awesome!

@angelarbab0091 3 года назад

I so wanna see more of him (recent ones) see him on movies and telly too

@julieatkinson5910 Год назад

Excellent

@somegirl558 11 месяцев назад

So on point.😂😂😂🤣🤣

@ScottAdair 3 года назад

He would be a great in anything.

@jasminegore1239 2 года назад

He reminds me of my GP Dr Fullerton when I was a kid ....so funny .

@reneburger4317 6 месяцев назад

Genius

@illegal.anglo88 2 года назад

This is why irish should invest in getting a mullet. The wildness actually makes the best mullets.

@Capillus Год назад

It's time for your enema, Eminem.

@brianmilligan1787 2 года назад

A full lent white mink coat they must fly the jet with the windows down

@scottkraft1062 2 года назад

We have great hair

@barneyclifton6402 3 года назад

btw if you're interested, most rappers are no where near as rich as they pretend to be. It is a show.

@sarahdee374 3 года назад

Spend it all on stuff that depreciates, and then whine when they end up penniless. They need to listen to sound financial advice like grown-up folks, and look at the future just a bit.

@LegalSC Год назад

What's the show called?

@thesubhumancomedy Год назад

You don't say..

@onelove154 9 месяцев назад

😂😂😂😂

@stnicholas54 2 года назад

It's a common myth that vodka doesn't smell. Worse, it stinks.

@thesubhumancomedy Год назад

c2h5oh does smell, and vodka is often 35-60% of that. When you haven't seen it in months, being on Orkney, you can find it smelling clean and, in a way, sober.

@wyst69 3 года назад

Unless I'm misguided, the "Funk soul brother" he is refering to is not rap. It's "Rockafeller skank" from Fat Boy Slim and it's not really a song per say. It's a piece of electronic music with a few words on it.

@Magical_Makeup_UK 3 года назад

I like this a lot 😅

@wnbrknisezlyfxd2951 4 месяца назад

*per se

@eily_b 5 месяцев назад

The "Funk Soul Brother" song was not rap, it's from Fat Boy Slim and it's called "Rockafeller Skank". 7:10

@tundederijk2044 3 года назад

He has the exact same brows and eyes as Zac Effron :P

@zan7466 3 года назад

What would happen if I did indeed have a book down my trousers?

@fullymechanical9055 2 года назад

Being a librarian, I'd get antsy.😉

@thesubhumancomedy Год назад

What book?

@zan7466 Год назад

@@thesubhumancomedy Winnie the Pooh

@thesubhumancomedy Год назад

@@zan7466 Ah! Thank you

@fathimathshamilaa4529 2 года назад

Bliss from Malcom

@fathimathshamilaa4529 2 года назад

Sofi love you

@ZiggyZou 3 года назад

He’s 💯, as an American I can’t stand rap

@fathimathshamilaa4529 2 года назад

Life in Leicester square

@thesubhumancomedy Год назад

What music does Dylan Moran listening to? You know?

@fathimathshamilaa4529 2 года назад

We take life bouncers from life So they have to like my shoes

@fathimathshamilaa4529 2 года назад

Leicester underground

@DreamBelief 3 года назад

Don't worry dylan even plenty of young people don't like rap. It's never been very popular where i live

@Palmieres 3 года назад

Can I move there? Please.

@DreamBelief 3 года назад

@@Palmieres lol not a fan either I take it. You could, although right now borders are closed. We have other reasons not to necessarily want to live here though lol

@muse2182 3 года назад

Is he perpetually drunk?

@blackletter2591 3 года назад

No, he's perpetually sane.

@clarnichana9406 3 года назад

@@gr0mit948 Is it?

@LegalSC Год назад

@@blackletter2591 same thing, really

@thesubhumancomedy Год назад

He was born drunk.

@SamuelBlack84 8 месяцев назад

He's Irish

@fathimathshamilaa4529 2 года назад

Leicester tigers

@robertbruce7686 3 года назад

Um fatboy slim sketch eh? Still funny though...

@salwaaj1356 6 месяцев назад

Is he always drunk or is it just an impression ? Poor liver if so

@veroniquehoflack4910 2 месяца назад

I was wondering if he really was or just pretending.

@bjj6910 9 месяцев назад

what on earth is wolla balls?

@christoffadriaanvanrooyen4098 3 года назад

Made 50 fucking what-a-whats??

@christoffadriaanvanrooyen4098 3 года назад

10:33

@sierraromeoromeo2444 3 года назад

@@christoffadriaanvanrooyen4098 Vol-au-vents.

@wnbrknisezlyfxd2951 4 месяца назад

Don't do Fatboy Slim like that 😄😄😄

@jaenmartens5697 3 года назад

The problem I have with rap is that it sounds exactly like it did 40 years ago... I think it syphons off a lot of potential great Blues and Soul singers, writers. I like the poetry but it sounds boring after awhile.

@inside1283 3 года назад

That’s actually absurd. So you’re telling me The Sugarhill Gang sounded the same as Pop smoke? Or Mobb deep sounded the same as Slowthai? HipHop/rap is hardly my favourite genre but people who can’t appreciate the art/evolution of it are either stupid or intentionally ignorant

@brainkrieg1423 2 года назад

@@inside1283 anyone who thinks rap hasn’t changed in 40 years doesn’t actually listen to rap, they just want an excuse to yell at clouds

@bid84 Год назад

De la soul, Arrested Development, NWA. Downhill since then

@mamaschronicles 3 года назад

Step away form the drugs now... it will get better

@Daniela-be5jx 3 года назад

funny talent. afraid he wont last.

@alko2266 3 года назад

„Won‘t last“ as in this clip from 2004 won’t be funny 17 years later, or are you just worried about his health?

@thesubhumancomedy Год назад

I'm afraid less than half that actually listens to him, gets, or appreciates some sentences. Perhaps more for reading people that do maths rather well. Perhaps

@syhusada1130 3 года назад

Is he drunk? Or he speaks like that normally?

@brainkrieg1423 2 года назад

I don’t know, but if you speed him up to 1.25 speed he sobers up.

@trcr5473 3 года назад

Wtf has Dylan moran never heard more than 1 rap song

@DoctorandtheDoll 3 года назад

Right? Also, it's possible most rap songs were not written to appeal to white Irishmen lol. Love the rest of the set, but that didn't age well ha ha.

@irosoqpsdvjj 3 года назад

@@DoctorandtheDoll I think the way Dylan described it sounded more like gangster rap

@trcr5473 3 года назад

@@DoctorandtheDoll Actually that does bring up the parallel of Ireland and Northern Ireland to the clashes in the U.S. I'd think he'd identify with rage if that's the example of rap he chooses. I wonder if he likes rap now