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Taken from his 2009 special What It Is, Master of Surrealism Dylan Moran (Black Books) discusses the modern man's refusal to grow up, which is leading to women leaving it later before starting a family.
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@tcrown3333
@tcrown3333 3 года назад
Moran is a genius. He has to be one of the most intelligent comics around. He's also so addictive, he should have a government health warning on his forehead!
@Jesse__H
@Jesse__H 4 года назад
One of the greats. Moran can tell a dozen clever, strange, literate jokes in one ten-second slurred diatribe that sounds like it just now popped into his head. Love it.
@Volvandese
@Volvandese 4 года назад
Yeah, he really has a gift for making carefully planned bits sound like spontaneous rambling. It's a style of presentation I don't think I've ever seen someone do better.
@Jesse__H
@Jesse__H 4 года назад
@@Volvandese There is one comedian who, depending on your preference, matches or exceeds Moran in that spontaneous, off-the-cuff style of standup. And that's Eddie Izzard.
@Volvandese
@Volvandese 4 года назад
@@Jesse__H I do enjoy Izzard as well. My slight personal preference is for Moran, but they're both great
@martinmills135
@martinmills135 4 года назад
Volvandese I agree. They have a very similar style, but I fear Izzard has lost his edge a bit. He did that horribly self-indulgent riff on his old Star Wars canteen bit, and the audience were lapping it up like good little lambs.
@howardkerr8174
@howardkerr8174 4 года назад
I wonder if there is an kind of rehearsal and/or self editing going on or does Dylan Moran just sort of mentally juggle all these topics and the result is totally spontaneous/no 2 shows ever alike?
@IlastarothTayre
@IlastarothTayre 4 года назад
I can't get tired of his material. I think I have a slight crush on his comedy, his wit, and his face.
@molimolinana
@molimolinana 4 года назад
Me too ^_^
@salwaaj1356
@salwaaj1356 4 года назад
Same here.
@kenneth-pesaitis
@kenneth-pesaitis 4 года назад
#metoo no homo
@Usvaa
@Usvaa 4 года назад
And the hair. And the accent. :)
@jonathanmol4489
@jonathanmol4489 3 года назад
I thought he was just an actor in Run Fatboy Run.
@MelliaBoomBot
@MelliaBoomBot Год назад
You know that bit about extended immaturity..that hit me between the eyes for no personal reasons but just to think about all the young men who have died in ww1 or ww2 and we all walk passed the little monuments in villages or towns with their names on. all of a sudden I fell quite quiet after the laughter.
@mg725
@mg725 3 года назад
OMG "I want to be face-down on a cushion with a mouth full of chocolate and something lovely happening to my lower half".....HOW is he so brilliant, how do you come up with that? LMAO best sentence I've heard all month
@shanosantwanos3908
@shanosantwanos3908 3 года назад
Fully ah
@janparish8055
@janparish8055 2 года назад
I know!! BRILLIANT lol!!
@micheleturley8758
@micheleturley8758 2 года назад
Quite possibly the funniest, most intelligent (and gorgeous) comedian ever.
@warren52nz
@warren52nz 3 года назад
*_"I know what you're thinking"_* *_"Then why aren't you running away in fear?"_* 8^)
@darionwilliams9818
@darionwilliams9818 2 года назад
"kicked you outta the house and you weren't expected to come back until there were...bats"🤣
@IntrepidFraidyCat
@IntrepidFraidyCat 4 года назад
Having children is like living in a frat house - nobody sleeps, everything's broken, and there's a lot of throwing up. -Ray Romano
@avsambart
@avsambart 4 года назад
How Dare You is like my all-time favourite phrase. Any time I get dramatic and/or disgusted I use it 🤣
@therealfinnaspring8585
@therealfinnaspring8585 4 года назад
Try employing "you WRETCH!" my husband said it one time and it was the most hilarious and dramatic thing i ever heard
@annelisezeender7455
@annelisezeender7455 4 года назад
I always feel like I’m listening to a drunk man in a pub when I watch this guy
@johnmc3862
@johnmc3862 3 года назад
An extremely coherent drunk man!
@JesusisJesus
@JesusisJesus 3 года назад
You are
@ceciliye
@ceciliye 2 года назад
A drunkard who happens to be a genius...😊
@cahillgreg
@cahillgreg Год назад
Tsjonge, jonge, jonge!
@DoriZuza
@DoriZuza Год назад
But in a good way 😊
@nigelfanai5419
@nigelfanai5419 Год назад
I love Dylan's rambling style. especially when he gets to tangents and similes
@bibibrin5035
@bibibrin5035 4 года назад
Black Yoghurt 🤣🤣 excellent!!!
@bluesque9687
@bluesque9687 Год назад
The ending was classy and cool! Did it like a cool cat!
@darlingmaroo8463
@darlingmaroo8463 4 года назад
I never learn to not drink while watching Dylan Moran. When you think it's safe, it's not! *chokes on beer* Love him.
@annamantchakididipwset4076
@annamantchakididipwset4076 4 года назад
Ha! I think a weekend of couch, Dylan and copious wine is in order soon for me 🤣
@liisanorheim-kiik8527
@liisanorheim-kiik8527 4 года назад
"Ambiguous-length trousers" omg
@ciganyweaverandherperiwink6293
@ciganyweaverandherperiwink6293 2 года назад
"Be realistic...let me oil you." 🤣
@stevee6550
@stevee6550 4 года назад
Facebook needs to have the following sexuality: ‘Interested in: Women and Dylan Moran’
@lsc66416
@lsc66416 4 года назад
Yes! I thought it was just me haha
@ThisCharmingMan1984
@ThisCharmingMan1984 3 года назад
I know several people who fit into that category; and I’m definitely one of them haha. 😀👍
@sarayusarayu832
@sarayusarayu832 Год назад
This. Was. Amazing.
@clestemanning6357
@clestemanning6357 3 года назад
DYLAN YOU ARE BY FAR MY FAVORITE COMEDIAN. AND IRELAND IS BEAUTIFUL. IAM NATIVE AMERICAN & IRISH..... DEFINITELY CAN BE A DEADLY COMBINATION. THE BEST TO YOU....CARRY ON.
@colinmurphy7703
@colinmurphy7703 3 года назад
He often resembles an extremely irritated but drug fuelled Professor Snape
@fathimathshamilaa4529
@fathimathshamilaa4529 3 года назад
I love you Dylan
@WillPhil290
@WillPhil290 3 года назад
Watch out for the snakes on level six... Lmao
@Jeremyramone
@Jeremyramone 4 года назад
The video game analysis was quite accurate.bip.
@TheBobcatlover
@TheBobcatlover 4 года назад
I felt personally attacked by it. I’m gonna go sulk in my room with a milkshake 😂 bip bip bip
@MrFredd38
@MrFredd38 4 года назад
that was offensive, I love my bips
@hedgehog1965uk
@hedgehog1965uk 4 года назад
I think he was referencing the game "Pong", which I remember playing in 1978. Hasn't this guy ever heard of Cal of Duty?
@TheBobcatlover
@TheBobcatlover 4 года назад
@@hedgehog1965uk sure, thats the one where you run around playing soldier with your guns going bipbipbipbipbipbip and you can throw grenades and they go BIP
@hedgehog1965uk
@hedgehog1965uk 4 года назад
@@TheBobcatlover Ah, you use the retro sound mod.
@Shebeast3
@Shebeast3 4 года назад
love Dylan he is brilliant fantastic material
@bibibrin5035
@bibibrin5035 2 года назад
Japanese pizza on stilts 🤣
@therealfinnaspring8585
@therealfinnaspring8585 4 года назад
Ambiguously length trousers are indeed the worst trousers
@DiabolicalGenius
@DiabolicalGenius 4 года назад
5:05 My God. Dylan Moran can read minds! None of our secrets are safe! What are we gonna do? What are we gonna do?!!!
@bid84
@bid84 3 года назад
Bip bip
@elisedarchis1759
@elisedarchis1759 4 года назад
Thank you so much, always there to save the day with unsurpassable laughing fits😄
@adamwalker1680
@adamwalker1680 4 года назад
Holy whatever this guy is super awesome
@juicezzz992
@juicezzz992 3 года назад
Yep 89 here still waiting 😅
@kerrybarratt5018
@kerrybarratt5018 2 года назад
And from my home town of Navan, Ireland but pretty sure he's sober and married😂. So my chance of becoming his drinking buddy/ lover are over😂😂
@Isrjisoneavalable
@Isrjisoneavalable 2 года назад
Tea drinking buddy?
@CorinneDunbar-ls3ej
@CorinneDunbar-ls3ej Год назад
Is he sober mostly?!? Really?
@freshfreenlovinit
@freshfreenlovinit 3 года назад
Bip….bip bip…. Bip bip bip…. Brilliant
@Nosmo90
@Nosmo90 4 года назад
1:06: Not the reaction from the audience that I was expecting! xD
@Nosmo90
@Nosmo90 4 года назад
Not sure why I put the timestamp at one minute six seconds, when the bit I was referring to is at 1:25.
@roohamm2456
@roohamm2456 3 года назад
I want a Japanese Pizza...or a fiendishly clever snackk, or something lovely like that..🤣🤣🤣
@markorollo.
@markorollo. 4 года назад
I'm far too close to being 46 than I feel comfortable with, 5:30 is me it's like he knows me, my wardrobe largely consists of marvel and DC t shirts.
@gnaskar
@gnaskar 3 года назад
In my meager defense, when people hire an IT consultant, they expect us to either dress in a nerdy t-shirt and cargo pants or in a suit and tie, and I can't bare the thought of wearing a tie every day. It's just a work uniform, I swear, not a sign that I'm a manchild who stays inside playing videogames all day. I mean, I do, but that's not related to the outfit.
@markorollo.
@markorollo. 3 года назад
@@gnaskar since making my comment I've decided I'd like to get into the internet game, doing websites and social media management etc, so I've got the uniform right already....
@markorollo.
@markorollo. 3 года назад
@@gnaskar I've not sat playing video games all day for ages, I need to get back into that.
@Focal-Motu
@Focal-Motu 3 года назад
Dylan, I feel your pain. Thank you
@Palemagpie
@Palemagpie 4 года назад
Here, milkshake and bips is a lovely evening
@vernawood8134
@vernawood8134 3 года назад
Dylan will be confounded by us Aces lol.
@-_James_-
@-_James_- 3 года назад
As it is everywhere. The video game industry is twice as large as the movie and music industries combined.
@everybodymustgetston
@everybodymustgetston 3 года назад
Brilliant!
@mikepict9011
@mikepict9011 3 года назад
The wright Brothers, and Michael Faraday come to mind
@jyoung8441
@jyoung8441 2 года назад
Genius
@oricalu448
@oricalu448 3 года назад
Someone should make world of bip
@anjairis
@anjairis 2 года назад
Bip bip! xD
@291ayl
@291ayl 4 года назад
Love him!!!
@DreamBelief
@DreamBelief 4 года назад
Dylan will be confounded by us Aces lol.
@KitagumaIgen
@KitagumaIgen 3 года назад
"I know what you're thinkin!" Sort according to likelihood of being correct when said to Dylan Moran, Ross Noble or Eddie Izzard...
@GGLD888
@GGLD888 3 года назад
So Smart So Witty
@simergoth
@simergoth 2 года назад
I don't really understand much of what he says becaue of his accent and the way he speaks...but I *feel* he's funny, and kinda crazy, so yeah I like it.
@becbec3541
@becbec3541 Год назад
Ü
@notbill08
@notbill08 3 года назад
Is he drunk or is he channeling Robin Williams?
@nettyvoyager6336
@nettyvoyager6336 4 года назад
he sounded pissed!
@laceyfisher1874
@laceyfisher1874 4 года назад
😂😂😂😂
@lazthegreat10
@lazthegreat10 3 года назад
Video Games don't tell me to be realistic
@jonathansmith5492
@jonathansmith5492 3 года назад
Is that Tom Cruise? On method acting Feds I mean. Lol
@djsaintmichael
@djsaintmichael 2 года назад
Bilbo Baggins has loosened up quite a bit
@nostromoau
@nostromoau 4 года назад
what would black yoghourt taste like, liquorice?
@-Anjel
@-Anjel 4 года назад
In Finland we have liquorice yogurt, but it's not black.
@mozzerellafolla443
@mozzerellafolla443 4 года назад
Like the souls of the innocent If u get the joke of course
@joebykaeby
@joebykaeby 3 года назад
I resemble the end of this bit...
@chaoticprogress
@chaoticprogress 2 года назад
I've just realised, his delivery is definitely influenced by Dave Allen
@CorinneDunbar-ls3ej
@CorinneDunbar-ls3ej Год назад
Yes, I've always thought so too....particularly in his phrasing and in his very informal, rambling style. Even his voice is similar.
@helipeek2736
@helipeek2736 2 года назад
Dave Allen has sobered up a bit.
@iDontShareMyData
@iDontShareMyData 4 года назад
he's hilarious... and I'm the 666th "like"er!
@cato7778
@cato7778 2 года назад
That's it Dylan.why not fuel the fire n help convince the world it's right in its utter wrongness by giving it justification for blaming us men for AAAALL of the things 😉.nah seriously, great clip brah, would u like a ham sandwich?😋
@CrazyKungfuGirl
@CrazyKungfuGirl 3 года назад
Sounds like he's been hanging out with European Stefan...
@JesusisJesus
@JesusisJesus 3 года назад
I’d hate to see his wine bill every month.
@messi9991
@messi9991 3 года назад
See reality my way or die. That is perfect for the woke crowd.
@grantryder5463
@grantryder5463 4 года назад
Delivers in same style as Eddie Izzard. Very good though.
@ethanstottlemyer3303
@ethanstottlemyer3303 3 года назад
Billy Conley doses his style a little better but he’s better at story telling
@johnmjones1604
@johnmjones1604 4 года назад
Sorry i hate death threats
@ronaldjtriumph5985
@ronaldjtriumph5985 3 года назад
WTF... Drunk Dudley Moore wannabe 😂
@lizziebkennedy7505
@lizziebkennedy7505 3 года назад
Dudley Moore's dreaming'.
@Beruthiel45
@Beruthiel45 3 года назад
Unwatchable because the same ad every minute!!!!!! Aahhhh! 🤬🤬🤬
@zayacutearsonist
@zayacutearsonist 4 года назад
sounds like he is drunk
@andym28
@andym28 4 года назад
Dunno if this dude is still a drinker but used to live near him and always seen him with his off-licence bags looking wasted.
@lizziebkennedy7505
@lizziebkennedy7505 3 года назад
@Jim's Girl I didn't know about the divorce, that is incredibly sad.
@lizziebkennedy7505
@lizziebkennedy7505 3 года назад
@@Noises oh, I think it was the other way 'round. Having everything about you mined for stand up is hard to live with.,
@dairinnally5912
@dairinnally5912 3 года назад
No your perception is not good
@spehizle
@spehizle 3 года назад
SEE REALITY MY WAY OR DIE. This is a foolish attitude to have. Anyway, allow me to insult young people for a bit. No, I will not buy a comb. No, I don't think all this black I'm wearing makes me look like the undertaker at a retirement village for bouncers.
@iangraham6730
@iangraham6730 4 года назад
Sorry but I have to dislike the video 'purely' out of protest, of the ammount of 20 second ads that just completely ruin the moment!
@johngray3449
@johngray3449 4 года назад
Men don't need to "Grow Up!" we now know more then ever before understand that the marriage game is rigged, and all grow-up/marriage means is give me your money.
@Troublenut
@Troublenut 4 года назад
John Gray weird
@Troublenut
@Troublenut 4 года назад
@John Daniels this obsession with lumping all men together!! Don't want to get married? So don't. Hate women? Go ahead. But don't try to form a group identity with other men over your particular personal issues...
@saschamayer4050
@saschamayer4050 4 года назад
@@Troublenut Yeah. 👍
@siggitiggi
@siggitiggi 3 года назад
​@@Troublenut But hating half of humanity for no reason other than "some girl rejected me when I was a 14 and therefore they are the root of all evil" is the fashionable thing to do
@clementine6760
@clementine6760 3 года назад
Enjoy your bip bip.
@CadetSammons
@CadetSammons 4 года назад
This is for old people, by old people
@simonhawker9277
@simonhawker9277 4 года назад
towing the party line, shame to see a once, outspoken ,social commentator tip toe through the political correctness
@galvo_galvo
@galvo_galvo 4 года назад
you aren't in reality then..
@lizziebkennedy7505
@lizziebkennedy7505 3 года назад
He's as smart as they come. His views are his own and no one is forcing you to listen.
@simonhawker9277
@simonhawker9277 3 года назад
In his lecture tours,i agree but he is not being paid for his view in this show. besides. Everyone is entitled to their opinion. No ones forcing you to prove yours is valid. Luckily. Much hope you'd have.
@simonhawker9277
@simonhawker9277 3 года назад
@@lizziebkennedy7505 he is a lapdog to politial correctness you are one his cronnies,
@Ray2001ify
@Ray2001ify 4 года назад
Can someone get him a hair cut
@maureenlarkin973
@maureenlarkin973 4 года назад
Nooooo! He has to have the terrible Irish hair. He already explained this.
@saschamayer4050
@saschamayer4050 4 года назад
No.
@lizziebkennedy7505
@lizziebkennedy7505 3 года назад
No, because freedom.
@F1rstWorldNomaD
@F1rstWorldNomaD 4 года назад
Or... Feminism could be the reason for both men staying at home playing videogames *and* women not having children. Just sayin.
@lizziebkennedy7505
@lizziebkennedy7505 3 года назад
IKR, thank goddess for feminism!!!!!
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