(EAR RAPE) Taking my pills, so that I don't murder you 

Yes yes yes and more yes. But (in my OPINION) needs to end around the 18 second mark for true comedic timing.

Peak comedy here.

I wish everything in our world was earape so that everything sounds super scuffed

I will put this on my soundboard

T A K I N G M Y P I L L S S O T H A T I D O N T M U R D E R Y O U

Lyrics: *christmas music* “TAKING MY PILLS SO THAT I DONT MURDER YOU!” “TAKING MY PILLS SO THAT I DONT MURDER YOU!” “TAKING MY PILLS SO THAT I DONT MURDER YOU!” “TAKING MY PILLS SO THAT I DON’T MURDER YOU!” “HAVE YOU HAD YOUR PILLS?” “YES AND I WONT MURDER YOU!” “WHO, ME?” “YES, YOU!” “Well that’s brilliant because it’s nearly Christmas and I have way to much to do.”

Me every morning

Of course