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The boys are getting INTO IT about Mark Wahlberg and speculate on why any of his previous misdoings were perhaps innocent misunderstandings! Also discussed: OJ Simpson having experienced the best feelings a person can feel! Joe goes to Texas and sees a woman threaten a child as the boys share tales of war and baseball! It's Tuesdays!
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@shelleyk9059 6 дней назад

Smear the queer was just tackling the kid with the ball

@sleepyheadluke 6 дней назад

yessir. picking up shit and smearing it on someone not a thing far as I remember

@Siggy_Sour 5 дней назад

yup we used to play it at the park

@patrickh799 5 дней назад

How does Chuck have access to google and still get it wrong? I looked it up myself and found the correct answer in 10 seconds.

@nickb9379 5 дней назад

@@sleepyheadlukeonly for comedic affects i assume

@SuperTed. 5 дней назад

*balls in his mouth

@rileygally2967 5 дней назад

They’re never leaving this office

@rjsinko4765 4 дня назад

Realest comment

@ryanscottadkins 3 дня назад

it's like an episode of a rebooted Twilight Zone

@relevantrocha 6 дней назад

Growing up in Dallas, 'Smear the Queer', was a game of 'throw up tackle'. You throw a football straight up in the air, and then everyone chases whoever catches it.

@ianedwards9722 6 дней назад

We had the exact same game, same name in Southern California, lol. Good times

@relevantrocha 6 дней назад

@@ianedwards9722 hell yeah, great memories!

@dwwd1558 6 дней назад

Northern California as well.

@wakenow1 6 дней назад

Same in the midwest

@chriscee3981 6 дней назад

@@dwwd1558 Bay area

@mr.nobody9697 5 дней назад

lmfao Joe looks extra like Steve from American dad in this vid.

@kanifalam7835 5 дней назад

Haha, good call

@martinnielsen6106 5 дней назад

😂😂😂

@Rich-ud3xn 5 дней назад

Once you see it you can't unsee it

@kingRagnar616 4 часа назад

Lol 😆 🤣 😂

@ltsgoyanks 6 дней назад

Anyone else miss the couch days and the MainKoon?

@40sheldon 6 дней назад

…and no chuck, good times.

@rileygally2967 5 дней назад

Miss ya Greg!

@philliphayden2727 5 дней назад

You misspelled Coon. Maine as well.

@okay.bruv. 5 дней назад

Yesss I've been binging on those old eps 😊😊😊😊 super funny

@stanmarsh6746 5 дней назад

All the time :(

@ObieOnce 6 дней назад

"Tell me if this is autism" should be a weekly segment for Mark. 45:42

@ltsgoyanks 6 дней назад

Funny thing is... they kept sayin Al..dee Aldi.. and it's Ahldee... Alldee is the correct pronunciation.... and in Mark's pun he says All dee... as a joke! It is pronounced Ahldee!!! Haha!

@philliphayden2727 5 дней назад

Marks autism kicks at 00:01 a few years ago. Comedy!

@butterknutts5888 5 дней назад

we dont need more people claiming autism.. unless they say it in a Boston accent, then its 'Art-ism

@YassTelevision 6 дней назад

My dad is experimenting with men

@tommylob1409 5 дней назад

Hahah!

@RealKlausSchwab 5 дней назад

Best comment 👌

@JoeinSeattle. 5 дней назад

😂😂

@LiveForFreedom777 4 дня назад

Ahhh a twist lol😂

@CamahaWR450 6 дней назад

Ain’t a plumber but I know it’s all pipes!

@thetravalanche 5 дней назад

Lol the "ya gotta have more similes " got me😂

@ole_limberlegs 5 дней назад

So the guy that only eats chicken nuggets doesn't get the grocery store hype?? Huh.. I'm not surprised 😅

@RustOnWindows 6 дней назад

Smear the queer was a game of tackling whoever had the ball We played that in California too shit was ruthless in highschool 😂

@treverfarted 6 дней назад

I feel like the bet amount in Joe’s Parker Posie Bonfire story changes every time he tells it 😂

@philliphayden2727 5 дней назад

Every story he tells changes every time.

@in5d 5 дней назад

I'm writing this on behalf of my friend, In5D. He is now vision impaired as he was blinded by Joe's alabaster white legs.

@jaredknapp8886 5 дней назад

Hey, I like lSD too!

@patrickspellman8758 6 дней назад

Joe is so funny when he thinks he’s bombing 😂😂 “okay folks” is gold

@Rodboobam 6 дней назад

Your dad and I are in a relationship

@ltsgoyanks 5 дней назад

Agreed!

@lonewolf604 5 дней назад

or marks "alllllllright" when he thinks hes bombing, its funny from both of them cuz its relatable lol

@vurtechre 5 дней назад

29:20 all the way back in episode 300 Mark had no idea what Joe meant by "what's good for the goose..." wonder how many times a week Joe drops that gem

@jackhorsley3912 3 дня назад

Mark saying “now I’m not an Aldi head” made me lose my shit haha

@mediocremariosiblings2722 5 дней назад

Beyonce: "IIIIIIIII had an abortionnnnn" lmao

@whittyfnf6738 6 дней назад

My boys need a house - Cosmo Kramer

@kingRagnar616 4 часа назад

Hilarious how he sees country people just imagine what they think of this goofy looking city slicker 😂😂😂

@FANKANable 6 дней назад

MY FATHER PREFERS THE COMPANY OF MEN

@scottiesucks 6 дней назад

who doesn't?! ❤

@user-tf8ko2dr4b 5 дней назад

Who doesn't?

@The_Dionysus_One 5 дней назад

@user-tf8ko2dr4b Victims of domestic abuse, battered women shelters, et al...

@BigDaddy-vk6rv 6 дней назад

55:12 Crazy story and an original way to go! Also I cannot wait for Mark to come to Chicago! Joe, Chuck and the rest of Funbearable, please come soon!

@thedude1316 5 дней назад

Mark got the Battle of the Bulge story all screwed up.

@chrisv6350 4 дня назад

Know what a fun game to play at a dinner is- everybody at your table puts their phone in the center of the table and the first person to check their phone picks up the bill.

@Hammando 2 дня назад

“Garlic sauce” 😂😂😂

@freshspawnwithashovel2740 5 дней назад

Im glad everyone is correcting them that smear the queer was actually a football game

@hampersona 3 дня назад

lmao at Mark’s “Toejam and Earl” tourette’s aside at 41:32

@ryanmbricker 5 дней назад

When trying to think of something and doing the fingers 🖐🏻🤣😂🤣 Y’all are real ones. God bless TUESGAYS

@BorisBidjanSaberi11 6 дней назад

Tuesdays is my favorite pod with the most Iraq news looking set

@BorisBidjanSaberi11 6 дней назад

Can I paint you guys something? Free

@willingtooppose7919 5 дней назад

13:13 Hey Mark ! We used to call that " Ring the bell and run like hell "

@jakobschoon6380 2 дня назад

Mark if you come out saying glockford in Rockford, IL, the crowd will go nuts 🤣 See ya there!

@vldmaiden 5 дней назад

I look forward to late monday nights for some Joe List spread eagle views

@p3rpNZ 5 дней назад

Yeah and it's free from the goodness of his heart. Feehan charges for that sort of thing.

@maxdmer03 2 дня назад

48:42 “You got to have more similes”😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😆😆😆

@AC1984-e9d 6 дней назад

The word is expletives Joe...explicitives is not a word

@40sheldon 6 дней назад

Millennial

@turdiousmcfurgeson1570 2 дня назад

@16:20 that story/prank had me laughing so hard I had to pull over or I would’ve crashed my motorcycle.

@willingtooppose7919 5 дней назад

55:52 Nuts ? Hey Mark .... Doesn't that mean that they are NUTS ?

@henergy_ 5 дней назад

point mugu is a navy base off the gold coast in ventura county outside of oxnard, ca

@JohnnyQCB 5 дней назад

Never thought I'd hear a ToeJam and Earl reference on here. Fuckin love these guys 🤣

@brittnis7294 5 дней назад

Joe loving This Ain't Texas and Parker Posey, tasteeeeee 👌

@impossiblegems 4 дня назад

11:00 “it’s not a sanctioned game” is a crazy statement

@clarencethomas01 5 дней назад

Aldi is the shit. Also Joe kept mispronouncing it 🤣 it's 'all-dee' Double also, i would join the patreon to see the full vid of Joe bombing that corporate mentioned last week

@binks2413 5 дней назад

I went straight to Mark Wahlbergs Wikipedia

@taymeck8108 5 дней назад

Look at the flip flops on queefy 😂

@chrism1692 5 дней назад

Collin Queef 🥳🤣

@fumonski 5 дней назад

Mark venting his marital problems praising Joe is gold 🎖️🤣🤣

@deucedeuces 5 дней назад

"You gotta have more similes!" followed by a big laugh from Chuck was hilarious

@zacharymedeiros8045 6 дней назад

Smear the queer was usually played with a football and the person in possession, or the queer, had to avoid being tackled, or smeared, by the remaining players.

@jdm603jake 6 дней назад

Thank you! Lol I'm from New Hampshire definitely a new England thing

@coreywallace6131 6 дней назад

@@jdm603jakeI’m from rural Ohio and we played smeer the queer definitely reach’s farther then New England

@LiquidDaylight 6 дней назад

All of us Tuesgays should get together and play this

@fatcaucasian7485 5 дней назад

@LiquidDaylight Tuesgay here from Tennessee and Smear the queer was a staple of our childhood games.

@Saladman100 5 дней назад

@@jdm603jakeNorthern California here and we played that too!

@godux09 5 дней назад

Best "play us out" music of any podcast!!

@ssnyder5471 6 дней назад

Parkie posey in dazed and confused can haze me😵😵

@courtneyg678 6 дней назад

the shirt though.🤘🏻 (my best interpretation of the GO PACK!)

@nigheist003 5 дней назад

I love 58:38 . These two are my absolute favorite god damn next Tuesday is far

@efreinshtick 5 дней назад

Love the pod. How do I get more pod every week?

@merfymac 5 дней назад

That 101st Airborne “Nuts!” story is a Comrade Ogilvy - like most personalized ‘we are great and heroic’ military fables.

@tessai8972 5 дней назад

48:39 the reference is great 😂

@romankorseev3703 5 дней назад

1:02:29 That sounds like a cyberpunk version of Carl Sagan's "Pale Blue Dot" speech. A pale blue rectangle perhaps?

@valtification 5 дней назад

I want to see Joe as a guest on Jomboy's Weekly Dumb!

@clarencethomas01 5 дней назад

Mark has been told about jomboy from like 5 different people and everytime he acts like he's never heard of it 😂

@tomlmn2036 6 дней назад

did u just mention elaine from jerry seinfeld as one of the most beautiful women of all time? ....that IS comedy !!

@BrickTop06 6 дней назад

No shit! They always say that but I never ever understood that one.

@B-RaDD 6 дней назад

Wooooo Mondays 🙌🙌

@bender8784 6 дней назад

I thought he was gonna forget Parker posey for a sec

@marty.warner 5 дней назад

joe, i LOVE uncle dale stories

@rileyswanson321 5 дней назад

Im wearing the same shorts as joe... goddammit i didnt my style was this bad lol

@NazarioMedia 6 дней назад

Mark @7:23 "I didn't know you had bits"

@TheJohnWhites 5 дней назад

I was crying laughing at 34:00 Best show ever.

@thunderhorse9845 4 дня назад

Kingwood with the shoutout. 🤘🏻

@mikehale9411 5 дней назад

Smear the queer, it was like full contact hot potato

@TMS2211 5 дней назад

12:15 chuck gave the gayest answer possible 😂

@slimmpickens67 6 дней назад

Toe Jam and Earl, I just love Mark!!

@jodijoy8906 5 дней назад

BROCKTON 🇺🇸 M.A. also home of “ Lil Poopie “.

@shawnroe1851 4 дня назад

Aldi is a discount grocery chain down here in Houston. Okay for some things, but overall tough.

@TapTrades 4 дня назад

When mark just sharted into the mic hahaha

@HD-nc7yu 6 дней назад

My mother's transgender

@wakenow1 6 дней назад

So you are saying hes really your father and that hes gay?

@04yzfr6 6 дней назад

joes' number 1 is feet hands

@andyfox5339 5 дней назад

You know you are gay when you can name their top 5 before they can.

@justinwhitten5975 5 дней назад

The regz is 10 times funnier than these old banked months in advance crap.

@rumpill4skin 5 дней назад

In "Smear the Queer" you tackle Sam Harris.

@aburns89 5 дней назад

7:22 my fave Joe podcast bit is where he shows up every week and talks about things he’s done during the past week ❤

@CentralGreens 6 дней назад

Smear the queer is a football game in the Midwest.

@commoncalendar7028 6 дней назад

18:57 Hey! A Utah man! 🎵I am a Utah man, sir, and I live across the green Our gang, it is the jolliest that you have ever seen Our co-ed’s are the fairest and each one’s a shining star And through the mountains, near and far… Who am I, sir? A UTAH man am I. A Utah man, sir, and will be, ‘til I die. We’re up to stuff, we never bluff, we’re game for any fuss No other gang of college-men dare meet us in a muss So fill your lungs and sing it out and shout it to the sky We’ll fight for dear old crimson, for a U…tah…man…am…I…🏈

@butterknutts5888 5 дней назад

"Time is a construct" - Rza Here yee' Here yee': If we can listen to old Matt & Shane's ol' testament, then what are we really upset about? Gander the Goose ya'll

@Flash16xx 5 дней назад

Those top fives can all be easily beat.

@vurtechre 5 дней назад

I could never beat easily always gotta be hard

@haldeman 5 дней назад

Point Mugu is in SoCal

@danielgwillym9339 5 дней назад

I work in aldi in the UK lol😊

@Droop75 6 дней назад

Joe with the NC State shirt! Go Pack!

@jeffballforprez 5 дней назад

The way this is released is so goofy. Pensacola FL is in three weeks but Mark says it’s passed already

@scottk8244 4 дня назад

I'm from Illinois. Aldi is where the poor shop lol

@AyeeePeee 5 дней назад

Kingwood nice area but it floods easily

@cesarzavala6327 6 дней назад

Finally. It's gay time!

@user-di2ll6je1q 6 дней назад

Tuesdays with stories on a Monday night what calendar are we using the Mian Callender

@wonder0076 6 дней назад

Joe listen, you gotta have some Similes

@ronadleta1541 2 дня назад

Mark keeps ripping farts and poor Joe is like two feet away 😅

@1stTimeCaller 6 дней назад

I stay sittin at my chipotle

@SamBassComedy День назад

Are kids stuck to their phone in other countries? I would love to move to a country where people are not doing this.

@russell_the_love_muscle 5 дней назад

I think you two would love Jim Jeffries bit about Greta Thuneberg. Havent seen it in a while but you guys talking about her was real similar to his bit.