Eboys Cards Against Humanity 

hate my laugh can we imallexx to the back of the shed

George: Laughs normally Will: Laughs normally James: Laughs normally Alex: HAAAAAAA

George: czar Alex: czar Will: K A Z A A R James: I'm trinlingual

"I hate this job, I hate this place. Most of all I hate ThE gAyS" - James Marriott

Alex's red eyes make him look high, but he's actually kinda short.

“Trilingual” should have been a card

James: "I'm gonna have to go for child poverty" Alex: *YES!!!!!!!*

I love that in every thumbnail they are all laughing hysterically, then there's just George staring blankly at whatever they shove in the image.

No one: James: *I step over the homeless people as I leave the opera*

Of course James opens with telling everyone he's in his new apartment.

alex screaming “HA”, a saga: 1:39 2:04 2:17 2:34 3:29 4:49 5:20 6:47 10:10

James's Of Mice and Men reference was not wasted on me.

My sister saw James and asked “Is that Jack Black?” What do I say??

Nobody: Alex after every card: *HA!*

"I'm ggayy" is the perfect PF name for Alex.

The eboys: James: •is trilingual •plays guitar •owns 7 guitars •claims he isn't a Tory •claims he loves the poor •is trilingual •loves nikocado avocado •and his only fans •is trilingual... •speaks three languages.... •is trilingual •writes music Alex: •likes pink •likes to shout •is in love with James Charles •likes the idea of Christians being called stans •isnt bi because that doesn't excist obviously •loves Olivia Duffin because she speaks the wise words •likes pink •has a weird laugh •likes to drink a gallon of that sweet bath water every few hours George: •likes to hide his face •likes to eat cloth •loves bandanas •hes little •likes to eat cloth •loves KSI •likes to eat cloth •has some beautiful eye balls 👁️👁️ •LOVES princesses Will: •NE •LOVES nikocado Avocados only fans •likes to try and expose George •likes to jump out of his chair and run around •has a square head •loves dressing up as random things •like deflated dinosaurs •RIGHT ELLO •loves airline passengers •loves belle Delphine •loves Tik tok •is the kazzah •has a square head •likes to run .... •... Out of his chair •loves belle Delphine

James: says anything at all The (other) eboys: SHUT UP, shut up shuuuuut up

a concept: the eboys writing and reacting to fanfics about themselves

Jesus called. He’s back, and he’s bringing an onlyfans

Nobody: No one: Not even the eboys: Alex: “HAAA!”

9:51 ive never laughed so hard at George’s little Dino arms clapping

Something funny happens Eboys: laughs ImAlexx: breaks my eardrums

10:31 george's giggle is the purest sound in the world pls 🤲

i can’t stop laughing at james reaction when alexx said “whys my phone number in here” 7:26

Black card: this RU-vid video is.. White card:getting demonetised

Just so you don’t forget these things about James Marriott: 1. He is trilingual 2. He owns 7 guitars 3. He had his first kiss when he was 9 4. He has a degree 5. He is one 16th indigenous Canadian 6. He has hazel eyes with gold flecks 7. He has a girlfriend 8. He didn’t vote for Brexit (so he says) 9. He isn’t a Tory (so he says) 10. He loves the poor (so he says) 11. His dad is better looking than him 12. James is 6 ft 4 13. He got a new apartment Edit: YO WTF THIS BLEW UP A BIT INIT😂. Thanks for the likes

why is nobody talking about the fact alex is BLASTED

Someone needs to make a compilation of Alex's shout-laughs.

George, James or will: Reads quite funny card Alex: HAAAA

When you’re so early James hasn’t mentioned he’s trilingual yet

1:39 the ph-Ha-ntom menace 2:04 attack of the Ha 2:17 revenge of the Ha 2:34 a new Ha 3:29 the Ha strikes back 4:49 return of the Ha 5:20 the Ha awakens 6:47 the last Ha 10:10 the rise of Ha

That Of Mice and Men reference at 1:12 is the most James thing ever

Everyone: hoping that George shows his face... Eboys:

No one: Imalexx: AAAAH *after every card shown

10:28 Wills laugh is just everything lmao

No one: James when it’s his turn: aw I had SUUUCH a good one for this :(

I don't get why they didn't include the card with george's full name when 3 seconds later they released that it is george longcock

will’s deflated dinosaur suit is how i feel *every day.*

nobody: Alex: HAAAA also nobody: Alex when he wins a round: ✊🏻YEEEEESSS!✊🏻

They're bullying James for laughing the loudest at his own card yet Alex is the one going HA! after every card. Love that.

This isn’t what we asked for but it’s definitely what we needed

1:48 Will not wearing a hat is such negative visual ASMR

“That’s the Lenny of dinosaurs” every one who did year 9 English felt that :(

This is just 17 minutes of Alex screaming “HWA”

Whose still shook to find out James is 6’4”

id pay so much to see what was censored in all the vids and the shit that was left out i bet it was wild three years later and i cannae let it go like

Watching this in 2024 👇

Will, James and George: hahahahaha Alex: HA

Can we all just admire Alex’s laugh he has taken years to perfecting it

Alex HAAA compilation 1:39 2:04 2:17 2:25 2:34 3:29 4:49 5:21 5:36 6:47 9:07 10:10 10:12 11:50 You’re welcome

This channel is honestly better than all their channels combined, this is literally going to get so many subs

James: I'm here with the other eboys Louis: *sad Louis noises*

I love how Alex's name is just "imGgayy"

Everyone laughs normal: Alex: *Dinosaur noises*

9:18 George's username was GeorgeLongcock lmfao

james: i’m gonna have to go with child poverty alex: YES i laughed way too hard thinking of that out of context

Nobody: Alex in after every card: HA

someone: *reads a card* alex: "H A!!!!!!!!!!! 🗣🗣"

I like how alex does an accent while reading his cards

No one: Absolutely no one: Alex: a-HAAAAAAh!!!!

1:03 Will sounds like a kid explaining why he got 0 on the test

“i’m the K’zaar” - Will Square Head Ne

no one: alex laughing at absolutely everything: *aHAAAA*

I didn’t notice Alex’s laugh until I read the comments and now it’s all I can hear HAH

Alex: Will u marry me? George: 16:41

james: thank you alex: thanks will: cheers george: FANK YEW FANK YEW FANK YEW

nobody: literally not a soul: alex: aHA

Things you may not know about James: - He is trilingual - He has a girlfriend - He plays guitar - He has an online boyfriend - He loves Boris - He is trilingual **Edit** He's ThiCC Continue as you see fit

“You are Eminem in love the way you lie”

1:12 can we all appreciate james's literary reference to lennie's death in of mice and men

"The dinosaur you take behind the bar and shoot to put it out it's misery"

James: puts his card Will: reads it James: errupts into an immense amount of laughter

16:15 when will stumbled getting his head around the little tongue twister😂

“I’m going to have to go for child poverty” “YES” Out of context this is concerning

will : dinosaur james : actually wants to play the game alex : * laughing at every single thing * george : *carp fishing yoda*

The whole comment section is just a load of people roasting Alex for his laugh

No one: James: Makes a reference to a book report he probably would have done in primary

George is way ahead of his time, this dude has been in quarantine way before us

I love that Will's idea of comedy is doxxing his friends

Of course James makes an “Of Mice and Men” reference - 1:12

5:45 James gets called out for laughing at his own one 5:50 James laughs at none 🧚‍♂️

5:07 James was like “*wait, will; what are you right now?*” When he was trying to get him to say it again 😂

someone tell Alex screaming isn't laughter

‘george’s clapped face would be nothing without george’s ocean blue eyes’ salty alex: *H A*

7:33 imallexx finally hit puberty ...

I miss the eboys

My ears died from hearing Alexx yell “AAHHA” repeatedly

“I have to go with child poverty” “YES!!” People are so taking this out of context

Lmao the whole time you can just here Alex saying “AHA!” 😂

Alex’s excitement “Yes! Go on!” for James in the carp fishing yoda background is precious 0:23

Are we just gonna ignore the fact that George didn’t reveal his face? He was supposed to because the Eboys reached 800k by the end of last week and Will said George would if they did reach 800k

Everyone: ha Alex: HA

1:48 - 1:49 *here we see a rare sighting of the almost extinct trim that belongs to william lenney*

no one: will: huHA HAA alex: aaHAAAAAAAAAAA george: HEUHEUHEU james: hehehehe

imagine society if james didn’t cut out george’s name

The only reason i like the weekend is because saturday= eboys and sunday=sidemen

I miss the eboys😭

Alex reads them out the best I love how seriously he takes it 😂

Everyone: cheers Alex: activate hot boy mode

The eboys: Reads a card Alex every other sentence: AHA!