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Eckhart Tolle Joke, Hilarious! 

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@Pumpkin525
@Pumpkin525 5 лет назад
Man. This guy can stretch out an awkward silence a lot longer than I can. Lol!
@anavarzau4984
@anavarzau4984 10 дней назад
Yeah but he doesn’t feel awkward he feels at home 😁
@anguskelly414
@anguskelly414 11 лет назад
i worked my way through many books in the self help section of my local book store over the past seven years when my marriage of 12 years broke down and nothing really hit me like the power of now . . it did indeed wake me up and i felt like i had for the first time grasped reality for what "IT WAS NOT" if you know what i mean? Eckhart saved my life. No i was not going to kill myself . . he made sense of it and i love living in the moment . .what a great teacher!
@bigcheech1937
@bigcheech1937 Год назад
How are you these days Angus?
@anguskelly414
@anguskelly414 Год назад
@@bigcheech1937 Hey 👋 bigcheech 1937 I am well My journey has continued I have travelled far down the road of enlightenment I have came across many great teachers since discovering Eckhart Although I am the same person, I cannot really identify with the old mindset I lived in I still do find myself getting into situations where I get stressed and anxious During these times I go looking for a way out of it In the past I would feel overwhelmed and not know There was a way out I return to the basics of the teaching and re centre myself So I do not claim to have perfected the teaching But for sure I don't suffer like I used to do All in all, my life has been turned around by the understanding I have learned I do try and live in the moment I accept many things rather than letting anxiety take over Isness is the way Just this week my friend's daughter was in deep stress and anxiety I had a talk with her and I was simply passing on teachings I have learned She thanked me and said it was great to talk to someone who understands I told her I was just reminding her of what she already knew That's what I remember Eckhart saying . It is Simple answers to what can feel like the most perplexing situations Can't believe I got a reply from a message I left 9 years ago So how did you discover Eckhart Has it been many years : )
@linuxkali7887
@linuxkali7887 Год назад
lol I think you got your answer @@bigcheech1937
@henrytheman74
@henrytheman74 12 лет назад
love the way he absorbs the energy in the room, taking his TIME to see/feel everyone
@OldSamVimes
@OldSamVimes 10 лет назад
I can't hug Alan Watts, but sure as hell I'm going to hug the shit out of this shining jewel if I ever meet him. I will ask permission, because I don't want to crush him.
@XidiotX
@XidiotX 10 лет назад
don't forget to get on your knees, little fanboy
@rakkanrebirth5841
@rakkanrebirth5841 10 лет назад
XidiotX Idiot.
@XidiotX
@XidiotX 10 лет назад
Rakkan Rebirth why?
@xPhreaky
@xPhreaky 9 лет назад
XidiotX lol fanboy hahahaah
@OldSamVimes
@OldSamVimes 9 лет назад
If insulting me makes anyone feel like a man for even 5 seconds, I'm all for it bros. Insult away!
@johnjames3286
@johnjames3286 6 лет назад
Click bait, but as I am in the present moment it didn't bother me
@shpritzer
@shpritzer 6 лет назад
John James really wasn't intended as click bait, since I don't have any benefit from clicks. He did make a joke didn't he? I find it hilarious, that's all. The joke is of course also the fact that you were waiting for the joke. 😀
@teriyaki_chicken
@teriyaki_chicken 5 лет назад
lmaoooo your comment is the best joke of all
@zrouth
@zrouth 13 лет назад
When watching this video I was half expecting him to sit in stillness and then when he was ready say thank you, and get up and walk away...
@mysticunborn
@mysticunborn 3 года назад
zen
@o.j5526
@o.j5526 8 месяцев назад
🤣👍
@isobelgraham3626
@isobelgraham3626 3 года назад
I felt myself relax just watching him in silence. I love this man 🕉️
@SoSoulFulKendra
@SoSoulFulKendra 10 лет назад
lol very funny, when he said this my ego was saying "yea I sure am an advance practitioner of presence" lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol. too funny
@LoveAllReality
@LoveAllReality 10 лет назад
We listen to the simple messages of people like Eckhart because we're addicted to insanity and need to remind ourselves of our inner strength and truth. This was both a good joke and a call for caution for leaning on spiritual people instead of resting in what we naturally already are fully capable of...
@makstod6903
@makstod6903 6 лет назад
LoveAllReality i love your picture,hope you are well.Much love ♡
@nottwozero
@nottwozero 13 лет назад
@Kwimalo I am indeed too fatuous to comprehend your obscure yet obviously startlingly profound and enlightened reference. I remove my cape and burn it in homage to your lofty brilliance. I have not flown away, but fallen from Grace. I can only hope that one day, in the future, you will save me.
@biggmoneyme
@biggmoneyme 13 лет назад
@Clodknock this guy lived on a bench for 3 years. there is nothing wrong with making money. Our society actually demands it. This man has something to offer, so people will continue to make sure he's fed and has somewhere to sleep. People like him aren't very common, he does more good talking to the whole world than teaching a class
@garylake1497
@garylake1497 20 часов назад
He didn’t live on a bench. He had a house. He just used to sit on a bench in the park in London all day while he was figuring out what to do in life.
@TheDzoni1998
@TheDzoni1998 7 лет назад
When he smiles he look like tweety:D
@charlesbeaudelair8331
@charlesbeaudelair8331 6 лет назад
That's some high level trolling.
@phyllisjeanfulton
@phyllisjeanfulton 4 года назад
Scanning the Auras of the audience. Sometimes there’s nothing that needs to be said. 🤫☺️😊🙏🏽💜
@JoBalDez
@JoBalDez 8 лет назад
hahahhahahahahaha I understand what he did, but the video being called "Joke, Hilarious" I can't stop laughing. Thanks Eckhart Tolle
@SimpleTrax
@SimpleTrax 13 лет назад
Human thinking consists of analizing about future and past, this is most of our thinking. If you wait for something to happen, you already think about future and forget yourself.
@ragavsn
@ragavsn 13 лет назад
There is something abt this man that calms me.
@FirstLast-ko3qh
@FirstLast-ko3qh 10 лет назад
yeah he is a bit odd compared to most, but that is because most have become attached to losing their way
@chadweissert6858
@chadweissert6858 2 года назад
What a perfect way to begin speaking, or not, with people. Seeing where they are at, connecting and knowing We Are One.
@NeosimianSapiens
@NeosimianSapiens 13 лет назад
I was so tempted to fast-forward. Wow, I suck. :)
@zain4019
@zain4019 3 года назад
No judgment:)
@keshavmalpani6610
@keshavmalpani6610 2 месяца назад
you were tempted , i gave in without a thought
@MyAntijesus
@MyAntijesus 13 лет назад
He without ego may throw the first stone.
@anapereira6821
@anapereira6821 Год назад
Beautiful. Big light for us here in Earth . His words and presence are so powerful😎❤️
@seeingatruth
@seeingatruth 10 лет назад
I love Eckhart, he is so fantastic. Honestly, I think if Eckhart was not in the world, I would die.
@nba543
@nba543 6 лет назад
seeingatruth c hill
@hihigh101
@hihigh101 8 лет назад
I wish some of my friends would sit in silence and shut-up at times. Then there might be something worth talking about and some amusement to go with it. Love you Eckharte. Power of Now worked a miracle and i love you forever for it, even if you don,t take the credit, and i know you never will.
@josie3221
@josie3221 3 года назад
Why do you judge your friends?
@hihigh101
@hihigh101 3 года назад
@@josie3221 Just seeing bullshit behaviour when i see it. Done with it. Maybe i used the word friend lightly but what do you them when you have no enemies.
@ELIASGTR
@ELIASGTR 8 месяцев назад
What the name of the video this footage is from ???
@mikesegall1
@mikesegall1 8 лет назад
Extraordinarily presumptuous indeed I would have walked out after thirty seconds It's only funny after three minutes if he metamorphosises into an alien
@TobiasLars
@TobiasLars 13 лет назад
The 'Mind' gets very uncomfortable when faced w/ 'just being' or 'presence' - knee jerk attack or literally going to sleep seems to be all it knows - I'm not angry at that response anymore and that feels really freeing.
@snoutout
@snoutout 13 лет назад
Wonderful, just wonderful. Eckhart is the real deal.
@tomcarbon3562
@tomcarbon3562 10 лет назад
I like Eckhart
@tomcarbon3562
@tomcarbon3562 10 лет назад
But I'm not attached to him
@RankusOs
@RankusOs 5 лет назад
Tom Carbon loooove him, so funny, wit, cute, serious
@iamnothowardhues
@iamnothowardhues 13 лет назад
@dangraphic It's not a lack of sensitivity. On the contrary. If someone's snapping back at you, they probably see your intellectual position as an attack upon theirs. Also, if a boatload of people decide to buy a book that I wrote, this wouldn't change my character in the slightest, except perhaps in the minds of those who were looking for facile means by which to criticize me. Tolle's a good guy by almost any standard, and I fail to understand your cynicism toward him. Please elaborate.
@Dalmuros1234
@Dalmuros1234 13 лет назад
@dangraphic Hi, keep in mind that just because someone enjoys Eckhart's works doesn't mean that they purport to be in touch with their 'higher mind'. And everyone is quite capable of becoming defensive now and again, even if they have bettered themselves with whatever practice they get involved in. For my part, I find Eckhart Tolle to be the genuine article, and for me his work has been a joy. Cheers.
@nottwozero
@nottwozero 12 лет назад
@WolfEyesatNight A drum is an object that is either a device to contain something (Vat, etc.) or a rhythmic musical instrument that is usually tapped/slapped or hit with a stick by hand in order to produce a beat providing rhythmic accompaniment or played on its own or with other drums. It can also be a word used for metaphor, ie: I kept trying to drum it into them, but alas, they did not understand.
@DELPHIIII
@DELPHIIII 10 лет назад
Hahahahaha oh my goodness. Even funnier than Watts.
@davvedach
@davvedach 9 лет назад
Felt good I got the joke 1 minute in:)
@MelFinehout
@MelFinehout 7 лет назад
I Love Eckhart but wow.......this..............................................................man..........................................................................................can........................................................................................................pause.
@KingImpaler
@KingImpaler 12 лет назад
Eckhart Tolle saved my life, can you put a price on that?
@incongra
@incongra 10 лет назад
you would never get tired of slapping him
@tomsdottir
@tomsdottir 8 лет назад
+incongra I don't know. I'm pretty fit, but I reckon after I had been slapping for 48 hours or so my arms might be starting to tingle a bit.
@rgaud8
@rgaud8 13 лет назад
That was actually really funny.
@jessejordan8116
@jessejordan8116 6 лет назад
Mr Bean...
@tpstrat14
@tpstrat14 5 лет назад
I’m in the present moment 100%. And I’m pissed.
@joeblakeukeman
@joeblakeukeman 5 лет назад
Bit of a chuckle. Gentle humour.
@MyAntijesus
@MyAntijesus 12 лет назад
There is no point trying to forget all that.
@taube7402
@taube7402 8 лет назад
Sehr gut, keine weiteren Worte.
@farrider3339
@farrider3339 6 лет назад
Wer's jetzt nicht rafft , kommt nie dahinter 🤷😄 .•°
@AustenJenius23
@AustenJenius23 11 лет назад
You basically concede defeat right there. People have experienced the exact same thing with countless religions and spiritual journeys, making your claim quite unextraordinary.
@GorgonDrageil
@GorgonDrageil 13 лет назад
I don't know if it was "hilarious" necessarily, but I did get a chuckle lol.
@ferdinandalexander8053
@ferdinandalexander8053 11 лет назад
No, "no ego" and you wouldn't even know who he is and neither would "he".
@alexrottlaender3891
@alexrottlaender3891 3 года назад
Things you do when you’re out of the food chain
@kakemot
@kakemot 12 лет назад
Man, that guy is GLOWING at the end there.
@swimbait1
@swimbait1 10 лет назад
Strange guy but he does have some good ideas
@Hissage
@Hissage 11 лет назад
love it ! living in the now........thank you for posting!
@farrider3339
@farrider3339 6 лет назад
Such an archly mischievous boy 👌 😄 .•°
@farrider3339
@farrider3339 6 лет назад
If you don't get it now - you nvr will 😄 .•°
@marcpelletier1366
@marcpelletier1366 6 лет назад
Zen jokes never get old I guess 🤦‍♂️
@farrider3339
@farrider3339 6 лет назад
@@marcpelletier1366 : is the joke the finger pointing👉🌙 at the moon 🌙 - or the moon itself ❗️.•°
@marcpelletier1366
@marcpelletier1366 6 лет назад
Far Rider in this case, it comes from deep pockets
@farrider3339
@farrider3339 6 лет назад
@@marcpelletier1366 : could you give me another term for " deep pockets " ? (intentional , acted maybe 🤔? ) .•°
@christopherbooth9077
@christopherbooth9077 Год назад
I prefer his joke about the little old lady who no longer had anyone to forgive...
@SuperAlone60
@SuperAlone60 12 лет назад
The best humor is to be hit over the head with irony. Hilarious humor is irony that renders the simplicity of what was the ego thought to be complicated astoundingly simple. LIke the old Zen koan stories or Haiku by Basho...utterly simple and yet utterly transcending. This RU-vid presentation was the setup without the punchline. If it is hilarious then it's your own ego being jarred by some revelatory punchline of simplicity within yourself. If it's not, then it's not.
@lucianoinso
@lucianoinso 4 года назад
Hi! Do you happen to know the title of this talk? Thank you!
@EmployeeTheMyth
@EmployeeTheMyth 10 лет назад
haha he does this alot
@davidcunningham2984
@davidcunningham2984 10 лет назад
yeah that was a real belly laugher.
@iamessence6268
@iamessence6268 5 лет назад
I AM unmoving and unchanging.
@starpeace55
@starpeace55 12 лет назад
it's a joke b/c the idea of an advanced practitioner of awareness is a paradox
@leefamily9000
@leefamily9000 5 лет назад
He oozes cult leader lol
@kittyroxus
@kittyroxus 11 лет назад
Aahaha he has the cheekiest smile:D
@Chopin4321
@Chopin4321 8 лет назад
such a musical loving silence...
@Hectorjohn73
@Hectorjohn73 13 лет назад
funny or not. . I dig the comments and discussion that it provoked (-:
@kathleenwharton2139
@kathleenwharton2139 5 лет назад
I Love this man!!
@NunnysSupernaturals
@NunnysSupernaturals 3 года назад
So adorable!
@AaronDavisonmusic
@AaronDavisonmusic 11 лет назад
Amazing wisdom! A few years ago I had a profound awakening after reading the power of now. I was so moved by that book that I wrote a song inspired by the book called "All Things Subside". It's on my channel if you want to check it out.
@tHEdEPOSITbOTTLE
@tHEdEPOSITbOTTLE 12 лет назад
You don't need money to listen to his teachings. You have RU-vid! Plus he's putting alot of videos on youtube himself. And is it wrong for him to charge money for his seminars. He needs some money to live on. The reason why he's rich is because people WANT to pay for it to see him live. And those who can't or don't have enough money can watch him on youtube or buy his books for maximum 20$. It's your choice to see him wherever you want but it doesn't cost that much.
@nottwozero
@nottwozero 13 лет назад
@Kwimalo "Clutches of relevance". What exactly do you mean, Sir? I cannot fly away until I have uncovered this mystery....Please.
@Kwimalo
@Kwimalo 13 лет назад
@nottwozero Thank you, Fatuousman! You've rescued us from the clutches of Relevance! Fly off now!
@MrMazins1
@MrMazins1 12 лет назад
@liammateer Does your dog bite?
@MyAntijesus
@MyAntijesus 11 лет назад
You are not greedy. You are greed itself.
@sullieskye
@sullieskye 4 года назад
He looks like a little boy as an old man, if that makes any sense at all 😂
@AustenJenius23
@AustenJenius23 11 лет назад
Dat painbody attack. People in every single religion have experiences that they claim "prove" their religion is true. If one was to accept the claim that your experiences prove your religion is correct, then there is nothing to preclude the same person from accepting others' claims that their experiences prove their religions correct as well. As a result, we're left exactly where we started: with all religions comprised of the same truth value.
@NeosimianSapiens
@NeosimianSapiens 13 лет назад
@liammateer Eckhart Tolle isn't forbidding you to think; he's suggesting that thought causes problems that most people do not recognize. Yes, it does sound weird at first! Is this just more stupid New Age mumbo-jumbo? Well, I'm a science-oriented atheist and I like what Tolle says. I also like that he delivers the message with minimal frills. If you like even fewer frills, you could check out my blog (link in my profile). It MIGHT give you a glimmer of what Tolle demonstrates.
@DanilPoletavkin
@DanilPoletavkin 7 лет назад
He is looked like a child, but he is about 60 years old!
@letsthink5938
@letsthink5938 2 года назад
2:45 is where he starts.
@keep_walking_on_grass
@keep_walking_on_grass Год назад
that wasn't a joke. you just don't get it.
@rwe1havasu
@rwe1havasu 11 лет назад
Because of what I've experienced.
@Hermoor
@Hermoor 13 лет назад
So...deeeeeeeeeeep....xD
@christinaaudet1
@christinaaudet1 11 лет назад
you are falling in the trap of false dichotomy
@HubertTheBeardless
@HubertTheBeardless 13 лет назад
Hey, I liked this. What's the rush. :)
@SGde3a
@SGde3a 11 лет назад
This is what no ego is like :-)
@AustenJenius23
@AustenJenius23 11 лет назад
How do you know your god is the "one true God?"
@rwe1havasu
@rwe1havasu 11 лет назад
How would you know if my belief system is fragile?
@MyAntijesus
@MyAntijesus 12 лет назад
What you resist persists. The more you resist yourself or your ego the stronger it becomes. This is called self-contradiction and self-sabotage. Hypocrisy.
@MommaElin
@MommaElin 12 лет назад
@Standard999999 why label at all?
@vajraloka1
@vajraloka1 13 лет назад
@kartulipuder yes true ,but thinking is also IN THE PRESENT. the experinces and function of thinking is anever present emenation from source ,being, creativity, shakti.....sahaja samadi is far more than silence states..far more than meditive "stillness"
@KingImpaler
@KingImpaler 12 лет назад
@greggb777 Yes, very good question. I myself suffer a lot of physical pain, and very rarely suffer emotional pain. Their really is no clear cut answer to this, about all you can do is try not to fight it, allow it and realize you are not the pain, you are the space where the pain is taking place, some spiritual masters have the ability to totally detach from physical pain and transport their awareness to a different time and place. Easier said then done I know, take care Greg
@dangraphic
@dangraphic 13 лет назад
@TheStarlister That seems reasonable... At least you are one that didn't bark at me for having doubts about Tolle... Which truly doesn't help make the man any more convincing, quite to the contrary. That people whom are 'PURPORTEDLY' mastering their emotions and minds, would snap back at me for having my doubts and expressing my opinion. Thee people whom are 'purportedly' in touch with their higher minds, are shamefully showing the lack of sensitivity and understanding that they say they have.
@Guyjharrison
@Guyjharrison 12 лет назад
@shpritzer or is it?
@savana906
@savana906 13 лет назад
Blind man leading the blind.
@jimaglenn
@jimaglenn 13 лет назад
@Hectorjohn73 Good point.The very people who will never know how desperately they need this,,,
@fxnadeau
@fxnadeau 12 лет назад
@MyAntijesus Indeed, there is no point in pretending. One has to truly make the jump; to let oneself die to the past and be continuously reborn in the present. Then there is no pretending and real innocence blooms by itself - a boundless sense of wonder for existence arises. From this realization - of innocent, present, timeless being - arises effortless awareness, which is bliss.
@AustenJenius23
@AustenJenius23 11 лет назад
How is an advanced practitioner of awareness a paradox?
@arianul
@arianul 6 лет назад
Wonderful!
@Haki4th
@Haki4th 11 лет назад
If Jesus came back, seems as we would crucify him again...we must recognize what lies within ourselves and expand it like Eckhart does so people can become more free of illusions. Thank you for not doing, but being that
@galokevant
@galokevant 11 лет назад
I like his teachings.
@pleiadian13
@pleiadian13 11 лет назад
This person is very disturbed.
@AaronDavisonmusic
@AaronDavisonmusic 11 лет назад
This is great, I love Eckhart! He has such a great way of putting things in a way that makes so much sense! I'm a songwriter and when I read the power of now I was so inspired that I wrote a song based on the book called "All Things Subside".... Check it out on my channel if you're interested!
@shivtv6639
@shivtv6639 Месяц назад
This is a trailer❤
@ncripzx
@ncripzx 13 лет назад
@dangraphic u mad that you don't get it bro?
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