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The executive transvestite gives us a lesson of the future :D
A clip of Eddie Izzards Comedy special Circle

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@BFagan
@BFagan 8 лет назад
This never gets old.
@Alunamai
@Alunamai 8 лет назад
+Paladin Paranormal So very true.
@bazcuda
@bazcuda 2 месяца назад
You're not wrong 😂
@LiamRStafford
@LiamRStafford 2 года назад
The fact that this routine got a nod in the Skywalker Saga game makes me so happy
@miriambanash4188
@miriambanash4188 11 месяцев назад
Okay now I want to play the game and I do not do gaming.
@c0mputer
@c0mputer 10 месяцев назад
How? Can you explain the nod it got?
@The_Brainsturgeon
@The_Brainsturgeon 5 месяцев назад
And also in the Star Wars Porn Parody.
@cdst8888
@cdst8888 Месяц назад
It's included in the star wars spoofs special on the first complete 6 film blu ray star wars set.
@kernowpictures2002
@kernowpictures2002 12 дней назад
It’s because TT games the developers are British🇬🇧
@oxyiscool
@oxyiscool 7 лет назад
My 12yr old son is washing up in the kitchen with his mum, all I can hear is 'This one is wet, this one is wet, this one is wet, why with the power of the death star.....' Good family laughs right there! Thanks Eddie!
@Jack-ht5oe
@Jack-ht5oe 6 лет назад
"did you dry these in a rain forest?" I think of this line every day when I eat in the canteen at work
@assistantmagus5213
@assistantmagus5213 8 лет назад
"I'm your boss!" "You're mister Stevens?" "Who's mr Stevens?" "He's head of catering" "I'm not head of catering!"
@ladymantis
@ladymantis 7 лет назад
thatguyyousawinasda lol that's my favorite line!
@mariebskydive
@mariebskydive 7 лет назад
After 10 years this stays in my top 10 youtube videos ever... I learned english thanks to this masterpiece!
@benholroyd5221
@benholroyd5221 2 года назад
You learnt English from Eddie Izzard?
@savannahm5529
@savannahm5529 2 года назад
Check out his "dressed to kill" stand up.
@donnabarronpatreon6733
@donnabarronpatreon6733 2 года назад
So you speak authentic English mumble? 😳
@mastod0n1
@mastod0n1 2 года назад
@@donnabarronpatreon6733 hahaha I love Eddie Izzard but he is not the ideal person to learn English from. Great use of vocabulary, but so absurd most of the time.
@Me-fo1kk
@Me-fo1kk 2 года назад
And i bet you've learned a bit of history as well.
@blue9062
@blue9062 8 лет назад
"This one is wet. This one is wet. This one is wet. This one is wet. This one is wet. Did you dry these in a rainforest?!"
@ibosquez5238
@ibosquez5238 7 лет назад
💧💧💧💧💧💧💧💧💧💧💧💧
@ZeHoSmusician
@ZeHoSmusician 2 года назад
4:27 _"Why...with the power of the Death Star, do we not have a tray that is fucking dry?"_ A valid point! Though, one could note that (at risk of death by tray) because so much power is dedicated to dealing out death, there's not much left for anything else... :)
@alunchurcher7060
@alunchurcher7060 6 месяцев назад
Eddie is a god of comedy and certainly in the top five of British comedians.
@gvjet1
@gvjet1 8 месяцев назад
There’s a Lego Darth Vader canteen film which is brilliant to watch.
@daniellechassang4325
@daniellechassang4325 8 лет назад
he is more elegant than I could ever be. his foot movements are perfect. witty, intelligent and gracefully. damnl
@11calman
@11calman 2 года назад
Just love your "Traffic" Song
@graemestarkey7524
@graemestarkey7524 Год назад
Come on, the Death Star must have had a staff restaurant. He realised that and went with it. Eddie stands with anyone in the history of comedy.
@peterclarke7240
@peterclarke7240 Год назад
Well, it was set a long time ago... Before the dark times. Before the dynamic fiscal restructuring in a quest for greater efficiency, otherwise known as "austerity." 😂 In my head canon, the Empire was precisely the sort of twattish organisation that gets rid of it's staff canteen because the boss gets insecure about everyone going for lunch and not inviting him, so rather than just ask, he makes everyone have to eat at their desk in sullen silence. 😂
@kh7688
@kh7688 3 года назад
One of the funniest bits from any stand-up...ever. Wholly original and laugh out loud funny.
@thethirdman225
@thethirdman225 Год назад
It's a classic.
@onlinebills9169
@onlinebills9169 Год назад
I first saw his video from 'Live at Madison Square Garden' where basically the whole routine was the history of the world. I was laughing so hard throughout. He's an absolute legend and very unique sense of humor. You've got to watch that routine.
@mnljh711986
@mnljh711986 7 лет назад
he's very good at rambling, he's actually quite brilliant at it
@kuribayashi84
@kuribayashi84 6 лет назад
"I can kill Catering with a thought." - Darth Vader
@markjones2818
@markjones2818 2 года назад
Love how the guy who joins the que later is Welsh. The accent just makes it funnier 😂
@AtlasBlizzard
@AtlasBlizzard Год назад
Welsh is the funniest of the British accents.
@JLajos
@JLajos 8 месяцев назад
@@AtlasBlizzard and makes the grapeyest of jams.
@finselbuch
@finselbuch 2 года назад
Dude. I cannot tell you how many times I return to this video, how many times I share this with a loved one. This is an extraordinarily funny and original routine. Hats off to you.
@prateek973
@prateek973 7 лет назад
"...Alright, I'm Jeff Vader." Just brilliant!
@ZeHoSmusician
@ZeHoSmusician 2 года назад
"Can I have your autograph?"
@SyncJr
@SyncJr 11 месяцев назад
This is still a top tier bit.
@AriefLeuvenardi
@AriefLeuvenardi 7 лет назад
There better be a Death Star canteen in Rogue One
@DanielVerberne
@DanielVerberne 7 лет назад
I hope the CGI representing the Penne Arrabiata is well executed.
@flibbityfloo1779
@flibbityfloo1779 6 лет назад
Arief Leuvenardi sorry there wasnt
@smith077906
@smith077906 Год назад
"This isnt a game of who the fuck are you" Gets me everytime when someone thinks they're amazing
@Leaning_Bear
@Leaning_Bear 9 месяцев назад
this classic never gets old... Jeff Vader omg lol
@chrisredditch
@chrisredditch 7 лет назад
You're Mr Stevens?? LOL
@Tigerman1138
@Tigerman1138 3 года назад
“..Who is Mr. Stevens?!” “He’s head of catering.”
@PhiniasTBirdpocket
@PhiniasTBirdpocket 2 года назад
@@Tigerman1138 gets me every time
@gmill7414
@gmill7414 Год назад
That's Jeff Vader, that is.
@vardellsfolly5200
@vardellsfolly5200 7 лет назад
Mr Stevens, head of catering, the most influential figure in the entire Death Star, more powerful than God himself.
@griffoneye1
@griffoneye1 7 лет назад
I want a Mr. Stevens, Head of Catering action figure.
@vardellsfolly5200
@vardellsfolly5200 7 лет назад
You really do not want to have anything to do with Mr Stevens. He will hit you with his +2 frying pan.
@DeeLish2000
@DeeLish2000 7 лет назад
Love those pants and those heeled boots! Eddie is the best!
@ThozGamerz
@ThozGamerz 6 лет назад
10 years ago, when I was 9, I heard this damn joke in a Lego stopmotion video. I can't believe I stumbled on the source after so long XD
@rodneyadkins6850
@rodneyadkins6850 6 лет назад
The Great Gamer I remember that video it was funny
@theemmjay5130
@theemmjay5130 3 месяца назад
I still remember the time I got a damp tray at Subway, and this one was running through my head.
@startrekmaniac
@startrekmaniac 6 лет назад
This guy is a bloody genius, and I think he is mildly mad. (crazy)
@jakubmike5657
@jakubmike5657 6 лет назад
I am your boss You are mister Stevens? I died
@annabalogh3360
@annabalogh3360 6 лет назад
Jakub Mike same
@anousjka5295
@anousjka5295 3 года назад
Eddie, you're bloody awesome. I can't count the amount of times we've watched this, STILL makes us laugh.
@exsappermadman25055
@exsappermadman25055 8 лет назад
Sir Lord Baron Vonvaderham will be Eddies title when he gets his Knighthood!.
@OtherSideOfMorning
@OtherSideOfMorning 7 лет назад
Slut Banwallah!!!
@exsappermadman25055
@exsappermadman25055 7 лет назад
OtherSideOfMorning Can't see Her Maj saying that......
@ibosquez5238
@ibosquez5238 7 лет назад
Lol
@roohamm2456
@roohamm2456 Год назад
Apparently he swooshed over the top of alot of heads. Love you Suz...❤
@lindaj5492
@lindaj5492 3 года назад
“Head of Catering” 🤣
@freddypowell7292
@freddypowell7292 Год назад
The bit where he goes "this is the death star, we are in the death star", I thought we were going to have a play on the anarcho-syndicalists from monty-python and the holy grail.
@robertmcpherson1617
@robertmcpherson1617 11 месяцев назад
Only Eddie Izard could bring such brilliance to what is essentially a rambling bit o' nonsense! 🤣🤣🤣
@mikehennessy2798
@mikehennessy2798 6 лет назад
"No fuck off! Or I'll kill you with a tray" still cracks me up to this day.
@JohnM...
@JohnM... 6 лет назад
michael Hennessy I just cracked when he said: " Oh, fuck it - gimme a tray."
@SaiaArt
@SaiaArt Год назад
Lol Eddie is such a nut, I love it. He'd be so much fun to just hang out with day to day and see this material evolve from bits & pieces into something worth a ticket. I bet folding money that canteen stuff started out by him fumbling around making dinner and talking to himself in a half rant. He's a great actor too. Loved him as Long John Silver.
@benhramiak8781
@benhramiak8781 6 лет назад
I want there to be a canteen scene in a star wars film. Maybe eddie izzard could be mr stevens.
@axellevp7544
@axellevp7544 7 лет назад
I can never order penne arrabiata without cracking up everytime... :D
@SparksDrinker
@SparksDrinker 6 лет назад
Liar! You have never ordered it!
@Dmaniack
@Dmaniack Год назад
Thank you youtube algorithm. Never heard of this Eddie Izzards and this is brilliant.
@rmcode
@rmcode Год назад
The lego version is even better!
@linlasj
@linlasj Год назад
He does wonderful acts on the war too. Second world war.
@rtitelbaum
@rtitelbaum 11 месяцев назад
​@@rmcodeThanks for mentioning it! I just watched it and it was very entertaining
@pahtar7189
@pahtar7189 6 лет назад
One of the best comedy bits ever!
@FutureAbe
@FutureAbe 7 лет назад
Death by tray! Lol classic Eddie bit
@patrickpalmer3374
@patrickpalmer3374 2 года назад
I just found this guy yesterday and he is the real deal. As active as I am on RU-vid even with comedy I can't figure out how I missed him. I listened to him most the night last night, while I was making chord progressions and have to say he kept me from it a lot great talent.
@Pedrovarni
@Pedrovarni 2 года назад
One of the most famous comedians in the UK.....
@maggiewalsh9418
@maggiewalsh9418 2 года назад
You now have the pleasure of devouring all of Eddie's work with fresh eyes and ears....oh, how I envy you ...
@TheEyez187
@TheEyez187 Год назад
My Ace Comedy playlist might have something you've missed!
@jackrubyultima
@jackrubyultima 8 лет назад
How many times do you think this entire scene played out with Kylo Ren at the Starkiller base canteen?
@tipperary1082
@tipperary1082 8 лет назад
12
@andyofzz
@andyofzz 8 лет назад
who? the radar operator?
@Mincecroft
@Mincecroft 8 лет назад
+andyofzz u kicked my wrench
@mrblue8439
@mrblue8439 7 лет назад
This was hands down his best joke yet
@Kristina4evr
@Kristina4evr 8 лет назад
IT DOES DEATH! ... I'll get a tray... fuckit....
@isair81
@isair81 8 лет назад
"I am Vader, I can kill catering with a thought! "What?" "I can kill you all, I can kill me with a thought.. just.. I'll get a tray, fuck it." This is gold, haha
@Olsen65
@Olsen65 6 лет назад
Seen this 3 times and every time this sketch kills me with a tray. Brillant!!!
@sarcasmenul
@sarcasmenul 3 месяца назад
"did you dry these in a rainforest?" i died
@colinmaynard2879
@colinmaynard2879 11 месяцев назад
Sketch ruined the Star Wars ending. Every time I see the Death Star exploding, I just see canteen staff dying. 😢
@KwisatzHaderach.22.
@KwisatzHaderach.22. Месяц назад
RIP Mr Stevens
@veebxl
@veebxl Месяц назад
But that's the beauty of it I can never see Darth Vader without thinking of him in the DS Canteen 😂
@sunitaraokueng1879
@sunitaraokueng1879 7 лет назад
never fails to make me laugh! 😂😂
@user-km2kq3np4l
@user-km2kq3np4l 8 лет назад
"That's Jeff Vader that is!''
@TheonlyLarsNelson
@TheonlyLarsNelson Год назад
I must have watched this skit 50 times, i even know it by heart and it still cracks me up. Awesome writing!
@BriGuyIL1980
@BriGuyIL1980 7 лет назад
"There will be a big floppy character" XD
@logosfabula
@logosfabula 4 месяца назад
It still cracks me up after all these years.
@OceanbornAngel
@OceanbornAngel 6 лет назад
For those of you keeping track it goes 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3, 7, 8, 9.
@alexnewman8793
@alexnewman8793 6 лет назад
MonsterHunterRoon Yeah but then for flow of story if you go 451236 it works as a story that has a beginning middle and end. But regardless you forgot the cartoon movie and 3.5 (rogue one)
@holidaysinsweden
@holidaysinsweden 7 лет назад
I'd take Izzard's remake on Star Wars over Lucas' any day of the week and twice on a sunday.
@AmandaDavis6130
@AmandaDavis6130 7 лет назад
*singing* Eight days a week
@janelthurber6707
@janelthurber6707 9 лет назад
Eddie Izzard is NOT transexual...he is a transvestite. He is a straight man that likes to dress as a woman.
@Tuosma
@Tuosma 9 лет назад
He is a male lesbian.
@xerospacious4024
@xerospacious4024 9 лет назад
Tuosma he isn't gay you twonk :3
@Tuosma
@Tuosma 9 лет назад
xero spacious A male lesbian isn't gay ;)
@xerospacious4024
@xerospacious4024 9 лет назад
Tuosma oh OH
@Naitohana
@Naitohana 9 лет назад
Twonk xD that word will make me laugh forever lol
@itsmephil2255
@itsmephil2255 9 лет назад
1 of the best comedy monologues iv ever seen
@tomitstube
@tomitstube Год назад
brilliant with the conversations, two or more quirky characters, the conversations with himself.
@dbehlke6108
@dbehlke6108 6 лет назад
My cat's name is: Mr Stevens, Head of CATuring......seriously, it is.
@norffcdoomer1393
@norffcdoomer1393 2 года назад
Cat Stevens… oh my god.
@szqsk8
@szqsk8 8 лет назад
He looks better in heels than I do!
@SirCraigius
@SirCraigius 10 лет назад
Poor Geoff Vader. I hear his kids joined the rebellion.
@TeeLow
@TeeLow 9 лет назад
SirCraigius this deserves all the likes.
@Wavemaninawe
@Wavemaninawe 8 лет назад
+TeeLow It does. It certainly does. Any chance of running a charity for Geoff? I think he could use some councelling.
@helendreyer5156
@helendreyer5156 7 лет назад
ah----the farce is strong in THIS one.
@JohnM...
@JohnM... 6 лет назад
I haven't laughed in a long time, and now my face is sore. This is so hilarious.
@Jenifer_R_
@Jenifer_R_ 8 месяцев назад
This scene needs to be filmed. Love it when Eddie goes off on a long tangent.
@fredflintstoner596
@fredflintstoner596 2 года назад
Mrs Richards: "I paid for a room with a view !" Basil: (pointing to the lovely view) "That is Torquay, Madam." Mrs Richards: "It's not good enough!" Basil: "May I ask what you were expecting to see out of a Torquay hotel bedroom window? Sydney Opera House, perhaps? the Hanging Gardens of Babylon? Herds of wildebeest sweeping majestically past?..." Mrs Richards: "Don't be silly! I expect to be able to see the sea!" Basil: "You can see the sea, it's over there between the land and the sky." Mrs Richards: "I'm not satisfied. But I shall stay. But I expect a reduction." Basil: "Why?! Because Krakatoa's not erupting at the moment?
@YZJY
@YZJY 2 года назад
I always loved that bit! All of Fawlty Towers is hilarious.
@sandynicholson5097
@sandynicholson5097 Год назад
I literally just watched this Fawlty Towers sketch yesterday.
@fredflintstoner596
@fredflintstoner596 Год назад
@@sandynicholson5097 YOU NAUGHTY MOOSE !
@balazsbarabas3514
@balazsbarabas3514 Год назад
I wonder how many people would laugh at thisínowadays, let alone know what Krakatoa is.
@fredflintstoner596
@fredflintstoner596 Год назад
@@balazsbarabas3514 ANYONE FOR TRIFLE ? THE DUCK'S OFF !
@MsLeebee2
@MsLeebee2 8 лет назад
so funny love Eddie
@samwisegamgeese
@samwisegamgeese 3 года назад
Probably the funniest man on planet Earth
@FrenesiH
@FrenesiH 6 лет назад
no matter how many times I watch this I die laughing
@comrades6868
@comrades6868 6 лет назад
RIP Frenesi.
@wavetech_
@wavetech_ 6 лет назад
by a tray perhaps?
@choperchic24
@choperchic24 6 лет назад
Hilarious, and that exit was so boss
@ArtoPekkanen
@ArtoPekkanen 3 месяца назад
This ... this is comedy classic eternal :)
@mikaelabowen5781
@mikaelabowen5781 6 лет назад
Brilliant doesn't get any more brilliant than this!
@scottfitzpatrick1939
@scottfitzpatrick1939 Год назад
We need star wars a new hope special special edition with that scene
@justicefreeman6930
@justicefreeman6930 8 лет назад
I have ticket to see him. My wife surprised me. I'm so stoked to see him perform. I'm a huge fan.
@mikkelhirslund9017
@mikkelhirslund9017 2 года назад
Star wars is not set in the future, but in the past 😍
@twistedviewlabs
@twistedviewlabs 3 года назад
"Death by tray it shall be"
@Rogjp
@Rogjp 8 лет назад
Brilliant.
@AncientArcaneCore
@AncientArcaneCore 8 лет назад
I imagine Kylo Ren standing in line at the Starkiller Base canteen wouldn't be nearly as funny...
@xGuardianAngelx
@xGuardianAngelx 8 лет назад
Well what's left of him
@YouthfulJeff
@YouthfulJeff 8 лет назад
+theFkinDarkLord Well now we know
@keeganmessineo5537
@keeganmessineo5537 7 лет назад
so pretty sure there's heavy Monty Python influence here. love it
@narlacat68
@narlacat68 7 лет назад
Keegan do you live in New South ? (nsw)
@keeganmessineo5537
@keeganmessineo5537 7 лет назад
I live in the new England
@joeyherrmann9564
@joeyherrmann9564 7 лет назад
+Keegan Messineo same
@johntucker23
@johntucker23 7 лет назад
where abouts geographically is New England? specifically?
@finnclougherty453
@finnclougherty453 7 лет назад
john tucker above and to the east of New York
@capthappy8884
@capthappy8884 Год назад
Heard someone say once, that Eddie izzard is the missing python! Yuuuuuuuup!!!!😂😂😂
@WOOOPdoctorFROGhere
@WOOOPdoctorFROGhere Год назад
when he gets his job chopped off he'll be missing a python that's for sure
@capthappy8884
@capthappy8884 Год назад
@@WOOOPdoctorFROGhere if said with only humorous intent, lol!
@thomashjensen1556
@thomashjensen1556 11 месяцев назад
Izzard IS the missing Python: ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-JpL12ilpDnQ.html
@raven_of_zoso455
@raven_of_zoso455 Год назад
Now I feel stupid. I just applauded to my laptop...
@paulweaver2779
@paulweaver2779 8 лет назад
Priceless!
@SynysterNate7x
@SynysterNate7x 7 лет назад
You want peas with that?
@raffi3o3
@raffi3o3 8 лет назад
legendary
@lasergod24833409
@lasergod24833409 10 лет назад
One of the best comedian going
@morganallen4805
@morganallen4805 8 лет назад
His make up is always amazing!! so jelly
@russhall856
@russhall856 Год назад
I find his makeup and dress refreshing, 🤗 I enjoy Drag Queen for the incredible art 🤔 like mimes, clowns, and other highly talented entertainers 🤙 But Eddie is just rockin' it cause he looks good 👍
@eurochrissy2
@eurochrissy2 8 лет назад
Mr Stephens, the name of everyone's head of department...
@parklloyd6690
@parklloyd6690 3 года назад
You’re Mr. Stevens??
@ChojinDevil
@ChojinDevil Год назад
Absolute genious!
@dcmastermindfirst9418
@dcmastermindfirst9418 Год назад
It's genius
@jesserothhammer7378
@jesserothhammer7378 Год назад
Vader would prefer the tray. He wouldn't enjoy getting any more burns.
@scopex2749
@scopex2749 6 лет назад
BARON VON VADERHAM.......classic!!! Eddie you are a genius Did you dry these trays in a rain forest?
@gabrielladelvecchio9898
@gabrielladelvecchio9898 6 лет назад
Loco Krazy "can I have your autograph" "No shut up or I'll kill you with a tray" 😂😂😂
@IcEye89
@IcEye89 11 лет назад
This bloody sketch has my grinning like a maniac every time I'm out to an Italian restaurant or shopping somewhere where they sell penne. Damn you Jeff Vader!
@tutts999
@tutts999 3 года назад
Very funny and very clever.
@mandalorianscum1138
@mandalorianscum1138 Год назад
I'm a star wars fan and I think this is funny! And all the haters: just go suck a deathray!
@petemeredith8968
@petemeredith8968 9 месяцев назад
I first read that as death tray
@ocularpatdown
@ocularpatdown 6 месяцев назад
@@petemeredith8968you’ll still need one
@clownnookie
@clownnookie 7 лет назад
Anybody headed to the Death Star canteen on May the 4th for a good nosh?
@jolareq
@jolareq 11 лет назад
I'm going to see him live this November in Toronto, already got my tickets. So damn excited!
@TheDonovanu
@TheDonovanu 11 лет назад
Absolutely brilliant!
@wp6192
@wp6192 8 лет назад
This is so old 2 & 3 hasn't been made
@aidanmercer9422
@aidanmercer9422 8 лет назад
It was broadcast in 2000 so it was before episode 2 & 3
@wp6192
@wp6192 8 лет назад
+Aidan Mercer yeah I knew that
@daroth7127
@daroth7127 8 лет назад
+Mr.Squiky.inc 2and 3 were actually 5 and 6
@TheNatdavey
@TheNatdavey 8 лет назад
+NintendoWolf He does a new version in force majeure. this is from the nineties xx
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