Egg Bites ( that are way better than Starbucks) 

noob

Of course it is.

Got ur book for my bro for Xmas a few years ago because he truly sux at cooking

Thank you.

celcius or fahrenheit or both?

The Muffia

@@memeliciousletmemesbrighte4150*gasp* you said the name!! Get down! Stay away from the windows! THEY KNOW!!!

@@memeliciousletmemesbrighte4150 NO NO YOU SUMMONNED THEM HIDE GET YOUR GUNS HIDE FROM WINDOWS GO INTO HIDING DONT FORGET YOUR SALT

That must be how muffia works

I thought you were going to say because he put mayo on the egg muffins

He is?

How do you know. Maybe he's an entertainment-android?

Of course not, dummy! He's a voice, 2 hands and a pair of feet!

I think he might be an egg

I thought he was just a reflection from a microwave, forever trapped in the mirror realm.

My mom did something similar as an April Fools Day joke when I was a kid. She cooked meatloaf in the muffin pan & dyed mashed potatoes green to look like frosting to put on top. 😆😆

@@caitlynstarrparrish I think I would prefer that over some sweet tiny cakes

@@FreyOdyssey tbh I wouldn't be upset with either

When muffin *''S U S''*

@@FreyOdyssey It would be a horrifying first two seconds in your mouth though

ORORORORO!!! I spend half of my day sleeping! ORORORO!!! Then I sometimes get up and tell you that I am a famous content creatorORORORORO!!! Please don't sleep while driving, dear nau

@@AxxLAfriku please get help

YOOOO HOPEFULLY HE MAKES TEH LAST EPISODE SOON

DetEGGtive*

i'm quite EGGcited myself

Pg. 1-92: Oven

You've basically just described his book. You should just buy it bro

You need to buy his book, the writing is just as funny

Hey just made a compilation video

^

Not once has he ever said that *he* sucks at cooking.* It's *you* who sucks at cooking. You, me, and all the rest... except for him. *claim not verified

@@recoveringsoul755 Um, what does one even do with that information, like how are you supposed to know someone would be triggered by that?

@@recoveringsoul755 oh you mean you were so cruel that someone has difficulty reaching internal resolution with the suffering caused and you turn to strangers for affirmation of your poor behavior knowing they don't have the full context or you would otherwise not flex it on youtube? gotcha

@@recoveringsoul755 if you actually had a serious problem you wouldn’t be saying it in a fucking RU-vid comments section

@@viimayhem_ He deleted the comment. What did he say?

"Mystery"

@@kidarufilms6345 😳

He got me there

*eggs

@@lavalodong2473 I'm saying I will use it on humans, not eggs. But thank you.

@@sunny_sunflower9500 oh I see, I thought you were trying to quote it

@@lavalodong2473 Ohh well it was a mixup glad we are good!

And then assalt them with pepper

I love that you named them “blobbies”

I 'invented' them too. My favourites are just bacon & egg with nothing added except a bit of warmed & softened sour cream mixed well into the egg. Delish.

@Emily Thanks! At first I called them carboblobbies, which was very satisfying to say. But then I realized they're like 95% protein. Alas. Maybe protein blobies are for eating with... Carbies. Got to balance that out with a lot of protein to keep your blood sugar level. Who wants to invent Carbies? Oh wait, that's everything else. All the bread like items, including pancakes. By the way for most carby baked goods, if you get tired before you can finish baking all of them, water down the batter, cover and refrigerate. And then when you're ready, make pancakes. Pro tip from someone with chronic pain & fatigue: Lots of things can turn into pancakes. Go nuts. Experiment with converting each way between 🧁 and 🥞 consistency batter. Do the one that you have energy for. Also if you get tired before you can bake all your egg blobies, congrats, you have a scrambled omelet. You can even pour some in a mug and microwave it. But make sure not to do it for more than about 30 seconds and stir after each 30 seconds. Don't want your eggs to explode. And eat it out of the mug and just soak it in the sink until you feel it can get to washing it. Actually I don't think I've stirred anything into microwave mug eggs except for the dregs of the tortilla chips and a little salsa. Yum. If anyone tries it with all kinds of veggies and stuff, let me know how it goes.

@@birbmachine oops not sure if my reply went to you but FYI there is one 😜 I'm really glad you like the name egg blobbies. Better than pucks, I guess.

But then they couldnt be keto snacks

Massively underrated comment

BAHAHAHAHAHA

Girl, you thought he was a man But he was a muffin You hung around until you found That he didn't know nothin'....

@@DinsdalePiranha67 miss our franky z !

I gasped out loud! So exciting!

⁠@giveme5mins That was an eggselent pun

@@unknownplayz1029 There isn't a pun in the comment, unless there used to be and they edited it out

Mans probably just forgot about it lol

I don’t get it, what’s wrong with me? Did I miss an episode? 😳

And especially beware anal tracking devices

@@benjigirl1971 - it's a reference to the Egg series that YSAC did, he's got an entire playlist if you're interested

Japan's broccoli is a triangle shape. They also have a holy vegetable, lotus shape. Star fruit is star shape. So, yea. That challenge is almost complete.

you mean him?

@@karamei Possibly. I did a quick google search and didn't find anything conclusive about their pronouns so I just went with the neutral default.

@@live4twilight4ever he's a he

You mean ovens.

@@PS-qn4oz no that's the stuff that makes you cry when you chop it

@@poecollector64 Silly me.

i don't salt mine at all. Now, hard boiled eggs are another matter.

ha

I agree wholeheartedly

good luck man :3

I like putting hashbrowns on the bottom of mine, but that takes an extra 20 minutes

actually same

@@kevin_lastname7539 ooh yum

Never mind he said 300,000 which means it's 5 minutes sorry

@@yeetyeet1003 lol