Elden Ring - Killing Every Story NPC | What Happens ? 

Oh t is tired 😴 I’m not not going home home 🏡 but I’ll e u

you're literally waiting for them to heal why is everyone so desperate for ad revenue

Can u explain pls

@@anawrassey1514 saying his aim is ass

I laughed so hard at this

Me: MF the real maidenless one is *YOU* 💀

In my first ever playthrough 2 years ago, when he called me maidenless, I killed him in the start of the game, and I came back to play this game again for the dlc and in this second playthrough I did it once again

‭‭ ‭‭Ephesians‬ ‭6:10‭-‬18 says, Finally, my brethren, be strong in the Lord, and in the power of his might. Put on the whole armour of God, that ye may be able to stand against the wiles of the devil. For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places. Wherefore take unto you the whole armour of God, that ye may be able to withstand in the evil day, and having done all, to stand. Stand therefore, having your loins girt about with truth, and having on the breastplate of righteousness; above all, taking the shield of faith, wherewith ye shall be able to quench all the fiery darts of the wicked. And take the helmet of salvation, and the sword of the Spirit, which is the word of God: praying always with all prayer and supplication in the Spirit, and watching thereunto with all perseverance and supplication for all saints. The bible is no old book. You have to really let Christ open your eyes; to see the world in shambles. Many people say it's a religion to lock up people in chains, and say it's a rule book.. why? Because people hate hearing the truth, it hurts their flesh, it's hurts their pride, it's exposes on what things have they done..people love this world so much, s*x, money, power, women, supercars.. things of this world. Still trying to find something that can fill that emptiness in your heart. You can't find that in this world.. only in Christ, the bible is no chains, it's a chainbreaker. Breaking your sins into pieces... Repent now, and turn back to the true Lord only.. God bless. 😊😊

Foreal lol that’s what I just said he summon in mimic for easy ass fights

+ Being a mage

Watching him miss the Kamehameha 95% of the time...

yeah fr, just spamming the same exact move every fight. Kinda lame

@@killshotz6747 + no maidens

First I healed her from it 😂

I like to believe you took her out of her Missouri 🤠

@@Hernanblackop she's in Florida

@@Hernanblackop Who's Missouri??? is she cute? 😳

@@hyakugame yes she is 😂

and the fact he won't try to fight you is just heartbreaking

>priceless you paid 60 bucks actually lol

@@hyakugame hahaha 🤨

​@@alexiroussos8134 or your parents did, whatever dude the salt lol

Tortoise

He didn't say by who.

Skyrim in a nutshell

Bocs last words killed me

​@@charchare same😢

Dog pope*

‭‭ ‭‭Ephesians‬ ‭6:10‭-‬18 says, Finally, my brethren, be strong in the Lord, and in the power of his might. Put on the whole armour of God, that ye may be able to stand against the wiles of the devil. For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places. Wherefore take unto you the whole armour of God, that ye may be able to withstand in the evil day, and having done all, to stand. Stand therefore, having your loins girt about with truth, and having on the breastplate of righteousness; above all, taking the shield of faith, wherewith ye shall be able to quench all the fiery darts of the wicked. And take the helmet of salvation, and the sword of the Spirit, which is the word of God: praying always with all prayer and supplication in the Spirit, and watching thereunto with all perseverance and supplication for all saints. The bible is no old book. You have to really let Christ open your eyes; to see the world in shambles. Many people say it's a religion to lock up people in chains, and say it's a rule book.. why? Because people hate hearing the truth, it hurts their flesh, it's hurts their pride, it's exposes on what things have they done..people love this world so much, s*x, money, power, women, supercars.. things of this world. Still trying to find something that can fill that emptiness in your heart. You can't find that in this world.. only in Christ, the bible is no chains, it's a chainbreaker. Breaking your sins into pieces... Repent now, and turn back to the true Lord only.. God bless. 😊😊

agreed, as though he had brain damage

Especially with Alexander

​@@VERGILGASM ye

Same I was looking forward to it a little disappointed he didn't fight back after the dialogue if him possiblity hurting u while smithing

‭‭ ‭‭Ephesians‬ ‭6:10‭-‬18 says, Finally, my brethren, be strong in the Lord, and in the power of his might. Put on the whole armour of God, that ye may be able to stand against the wiles of the devil. For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places. Wherefore take unto you the whole armour of God, that ye may be able to withstand in the evil day, and having done all, to stand. Stand therefore, having your loins girt about with truth, and having on the breastplate of righteousness; above all, taking the shield of faith, wherewith ye shall be able to quench all the fiery darts of the wicked. And take the helmet of salvation, and the sword of the Spirit, which is the word of God: praying always with all prayer and supplication in the Spirit, and watching thereunto with all perseverance and supplication for all saints. The bible is no old book. You have to really let Christ open your eyes; to see the world in shambles. Many people say it's a religion to lock up people in chains, and say it's a rule book.. why? Because people hate hearing the truth, it hurts their flesh, it's hurts their pride, it's exposes on what things have they done..people love this world so much, s*x, money, power, women, supercars.. things of this world. Still trying to find something that can fill that emptiness in your heart. You can't find that in this world.. only in Christ, the bible is no chains, it's a chainbreaker. Breaking your sins into pieces... Repent now, and turn back to the true Lord only.. God bless. 😊

Go watch Cannibal Holocaust

Same lol

@@hyakugame what

Tortoise

@@got_salt Dog*

He locks on

You cant lock on npc when they dont attack you back yet

@@xeibei4804 I sure that he didn't play game hense why he didn't know that you couldn't lock on a npc if it doesn't attack you back.

😂 i had to look away at that part. I feel bad cuz alot folka are being a bit cruel, but even i was thinking to myself comon bro...

Not that surprising because it’s the only way to upgrade Summons unless she was to drop some bell bearing

Strongest enemy in the game she's legit unkillable watch her solo elden beast

Thank god you cant kill her. On my first playthrough i accedentaly hit her through the wall and I was terrified I just murdered that poor girl lol

@@ohwow5171 on my first I didn't realise jumping/rolling into ppl does damage

​@@ohwow5171yeah I shoved the horse into the shack and jumped 😂, that triggered the dialogue

No… It’s reasonable

@@Anon00074maidenless runt

Who is blaidd?

@@bckstabber he's the half wolf half man with the badass armor and sword that works under ranni

You have to kill him at the end of his sidequest anyways

@@oess855 what? Who, huh.

@@bckstabber He helped fightinh Radhan

It’s fun to watch …

But for the fights 🗿

Dude never heard of target lock in his entire life.

He did lock sometimes i just feel like he plays weird

u cant lock on when youre not in combat, so the first attacks are understandable, he'd turn on autolock after entering combat tho

He's actually dog poopoo at the game he only has the game breaking weapons

Guys, I personally turned off the auto-lock to make the game even harder and more realistic for myself. It doesn't make sense to me not being able to miss my targets.

@@undyingsoul3949 ok thats true sorry, but he could've turned it on for the video

No he does not he cuts off most before there done saying what they have to say

@@Certified_souls_player sarcasm

@@Kampfender_Krieger I’ll explain this too you like I do everybody you can’t express sarcasm in a message and expect ppl to get it , what if I was too say hey fuck you ! On another situation but I said in a joking way but just said fuck you would you think I was being mean or would you just automatically assume oh he must definitely be joking . Now that’s not the best way to explain this to you, but you get the gist of it . Don’t know why people always do stupid shit like this. Oh, it’s sarcasm blah blah blah. OK well then if it’s sarcasm fucking right next to her in parentheses sarcasm, you know because we haven’t got the technology yet that allows people to view your feelings whenever you send a message.

Eldenocide...

i just started and did this. fortunately i killed him yesterday, very much possessing a maiden

🤣

My man He just became a liquid nitrogen blooded slayer

You get all of those at the end of their questlines