Elite Dangerous: Pad Hog

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@SarudeDanstorm 6 лет назад

"They're all the same" "I'll just go with this glowing spider one" "Except that one, that one's objectively worse." -Elite factions summed up.

@joshuacollins385 3 года назад

What's the glowing spider one?

@SarudeDanstorm 3 года назад

@@joshuacollins385 The Pirate faction/crime syndicate iirc. Funny that I commented this around the time I left Elite Dangerous, and literally yesterday I decided to pick up where I left off.

@joshuacollins385 3 года назад

@@SarudeDanstorm From what I remember the actual factions seemed kind of evil anyway. I've played Elite Dangerous on and off for the past year. I love the ship mechanics and the visuals, but past that it just feels empty. It reminds me of the first time I went into a Starbucks and quite liked the food, coffee and atmosphere. Now I've been to dozens of them in dozens of towns and even if each one is technically unique they all just blur together. If they had FTL style story pop ups after you completed missions or killed enemies I might like it more, but as it is it just leaves me feeling empty. Even if they just had a way to play music or podcasts within the game through spotify I'd like it more, I could just sit by a neutron star enjoying the atmosphere, but needing to tab out to skip to the next episode immediately kills that illusion. EDIT: Sorry, just realized how whiney this is. For all I know the DLC might have fixed my complaints, or not many other feel the way I do. Have fun with the game, and don't let me spoil it for you.

@plasticballs 2 года назад

I know that NSO can only use guns that are available to people who just installed the game and have no vehicles of their own, but they also have weird fucking bobblehead robots so it's really worth it in the end

@falonthorne445 2 года назад

@@joshuacollins385 I'd say the pirates are the better faction. They don't pretend to be saints. Empire are the Elite, showering in excessive wealth. Wealth they obtained through slavery and unfair distribution of money and resources. Federation are the Militant faction. Massive firepower used for (on paper) protection and safety. But really it's for subjugation and suppression. Alliance are dweebs...

@lucasbischoff2268 6 лет назад

Kyle is perfect for this role because he always looks like he's in a state of perpetual exhaustion (probably from working on all his videos and projects)

@Ewanderer42 6 лет назад

if the latest account is correct he works like what? 12 hours a day and the rest is just eating, driving and sleeping. so yeahhh

@thecarousel6668 5 лет назад

LOL!

@AsbestosMuffins 3 года назад

He's made like 5 videos joking about how he doesn't sleep

@keithstone8693 Год назад

It only gets worse. God I hope he’s okay

@breg5993 Год назад

He just churned out a video (Stellaris: Hive Mind Co-op) in a day. While moving. I hope he's okay.

@the8bitgentleman 6 лет назад

"Okay what's a fuel rat? GET OFF THE PLATFORM." That killed me XD

@wyrmkintoothgrim1174 6 лет назад

I almost expected it to just say *DOCKING REQUEST DENIED* again at the end.

@lukalaa1764 6 лет назад

Wyrmkin Toothgrim to be honest.... I did too

@ink_inks 6 лет назад

same

@hjy2187418 6 лет назад

yep, I was expecting an AI ship to dock there right after

@Commander64 6 лет назад

Me too, I was so sure. or worse Connections with froniter servers lost. lol

@aabry7108 3 года назад

Same

@redtsar 6 лет назад

It ended surprisingly in the favor of the main character, wasn't expecting that, haha. Loved it

@robertcoleman349 6 лет назад

So I wasn't the only one who thought that! Cool.

@redtsar 6 лет назад

Robert Coleman Haha! Yeah, you are not alone! :b

@FlyingDominion 6 лет назад

I was totally expecting it to have just expired at the end.

@assassinlv8274 6 лет назад

Well - I was expecting someone else to get in the free spot before Kyle....

@redtsar 6 лет назад

AssassinLV I was expecting the reward to expire just before he landed

@joyohey 6 лет назад

I liked this one alot! When you were spamming the request to dock button, i half expected a " docking request grant - docking request cancelled " XD

@kingcole5977 6 лет назад

hahaha, excellent suggestion

@Rayfireful 6 лет назад

"Denied" "Denied" "Denied" "Grant-" "Cancelled" (Staggered) "Wait, what?" (Push again) "Denied"

@zsoltzsozso828 3 года назад

1 it happens a lot for me (and i would say a few others) and 2 it can glich the game sometimes

@AnguishedDead 6 лет назад

'Oh hey there's voices!' "You'll pick Celeste." I've only bought one cosmetic in E:D and It was Celeste, I feel that line on a spiritual level.

@danitron4096 3 года назад

I like Archer much more, he’s like my own Jarvis.

@anthonyugarte1072 3 года назад

Leo is where its at.

@JosephLSelby 6 лет назад

"I'm in the yellow adder to your left." *looks to the right*

@andrewsercer9538 6 лет назад

Ah I didn't even notice that!

@smugumin9980 6 лет назад

"I'm in the yellow adder to ---> YOUR

@myrkurvr 5 лет назад

YOUR LEFT not our the audience's left

@kairon156 5 лет назад

but which your. My your or your, your? @@smugumin9980

@isaiahf-d846 5 лет назад

not to mention that he looked left to see the ship so he was to the right

@deltaphant_ 6 лет назад

I too fly spaceships with a keyboard, it's the only way to do it! It seems like the joke might have been lost, obviously you do for video games but the idea that we would still be doing it in real life after space travel hypothetically becomes commonplace is funny to me.

@icemanajl6700 6 лет назад

Owen Harrison-Townsend with how Flight Assist off works, that’s pretty accurate.

@Kobe_Russell 6 лет назад

I can’t afford a stick and throttle :/

@killer30556 6 лет назад

I can't be fucked to buy a stick and throttle :P

@shutereye2634 6 лет назад

I can be fucked to buy a stick and throttle ;P

@demogorghon 6 лет назад

This is literally the only game I feel comfortable using gamepad (I never had a gaming console :P). Sadly loads of shortcuts can't fit pad so I am using Pad + keyboard combo :D

@scoutguy256 6 лет назад

This is accurate to the most miniscule detail. At least this doesn't happen at starports

@DblDg1252 6 лет назад

Iv had it happen in a community goal system

@skipper222 6 лет назад

I had worse shit happening at starports... When trying to dock at Jameson's (busy as always) AI ships would block my landing pad SPECIFICALLY assigned to me for 10 minutes straight before taking off.

@DblDg1252 6 лет назад

AI? ouch. I was expecting a fighter padblock by some player

@InternaIRevenueService 6 лет назад

Have you never been to a community goal?

@christopherscholz3888 6 лет назад

It happend to me on many outpost stations ...

@taylorhancock5834 6 лет назад

A video that acknowledges the Fuel Rats, jokes about keyboard users (don't worry, I still love good old keyboard and mouse), demonstrates the correct way of checking if your request has actually been denied, and complaining about wait times while also joking about lethal force and crashing ships into stations post takeoff!? This is perfect! Great vid guys!

@aust2354 6 лет назад

But Not everyone wants to buy a joystick for one game. Most people are pretty happy using keyboard, it's just as good as a joystick.

@smk6469 6 лет назад

No... It's really not.

@aust2354 6 лет назад

List all the reasons. Go on.

@smk6469 6 лет назад

@@aust2354 - Because you can't fly by pressing buttons. No style, no combined or cross-controlling. I'll out-fly anyone with my hotas setup if their only on a keyboard and mouse. Of course one needs a passion for it (aviation / spaceflight) to 'get' it. You won't be convinced about anything though, will you? So have fun pressing buttons.

@Zebo12345678 6 лет назад

Uhhh... None of the things you listed make a joystick better. That was all just mindless elitism. Lemme guess, PC's are also "explicitly superior" to consoles too?

@BBJBS 6 лет назад

I once waited twenty minutes for a Sidewinder to get off of the only medium pad. Meanwhile, there was a giant gaping hole in my canopy pouring out oxygen.

@iolair1973 6 лет назад

@@r2d266m You can replenish your air scrubbers in synthesis.

@Commander64 6 лет назад

Just log out, go into solo mode and dock next time, much easier than waiting 20 mins.

@mattiasalegro 6 лет назад

I like how I don't have to be completely familiar with all these games to understand your videos.

@qyuarkrien 6 лет назад

one of my favorite things about their videos! :D

@blackmonish 6 лет назад

Same here! Although when I look up alot of the games I haven't played, I get the subtle jokes that they toss in there. I think it's impressive to make content that is funny for those unfamiliar with what they are parodying, but then add an extra layer of humor for those who are familiar. I live in Texas too, and I really hope I get to help them with a project someday.

@isaiahf-d846 5 лет назад

same

@sweatysocks8214 6 лет назад

If he wanted to dock, he should have used the power of the doors.

@coromo4978 3 года назад

hail the doors

@eric_moore-6126 3 года назад

DENOUNCE VENICE! Or maybe we're denying it, now. I'm not quite sure.

@kypdrayson 6 лет назад

Not gonna lie, that makes me want to play Elite Dangerous again. But I know that by the time it finishes re-downloading, and I re-acquaint myself with the controls, I won't want to play any more, so I'll just enjoy this video instead.

@aldergodric4324 6 лет назад

Keanan Foley I tend to keep it installed. Space Truck Simulator is good to relax sometimes.

@justinfs 6 лет назад

This is incredibly accurate.

@Chrono_Mitsurugi 6 лет назад

PixelHunter Agreed. I keep my ipad on my desk next to my computer, and sometimes i just want to listen to some music or a podcast. So i pop open ED and haul some cargo. Nothing like the open hyper space lanes to help you relax.

@rogerwilcojr 6 лет назад

I was thinking the same thing, but I'll still hold off for the next big update. ATS and ETS2 are updating soon, so I'll get back into those instead. I see a pattern here.

@Averscent 6 лет назад

for me its that I would have to buy the expansions to enjoy the game again and they have stuff that I recall being promised in the original release for a $60 game. =/

@NoedigJK471 6 лет назад

Watching the insufferable noob explode was the funniest thing I've ever seen. You put some joy in my heart, thank you!

@herbivorethecarnivore8447 4 года назад

I smell elitism

@NoedigJK471 4 года назад

@@herbivorethecarnivore8447 I mean, it's right there in the game's title.

@herbivorethecarnivore8447 4 года назад

@@NoedigJK471 Lol imagine having this line of thinking

@NoedigJK471 4 года назад

@@herbivorethecarnivore8447 it was a joke O.o

@calea1875 6 лет назад

This video is of elite quality and dangerous to the views of other channels I'm subbed to.

@colfdralegend 6 лет назад

was that a compliment?

@datdabdoe1417 6 лет назад

Ya know he had to do it to em

@calea1875 6 лет назад

@@colfdralegend yes. Yery much yes

@aarongoodall5870 6 лет назад

I approve of the humour in this post!

@pookexvi4998 6 лет назад

i was expecting to get denied at the end as another ship flys in and takes the spot

@ExamplePrime 6 лет назад

Ah. The classic "I'm just trying to have fun what does it matter if I'm being incredibly inconvenient for everyone else."

@LWoodGaming 6 лет назад

it'd true

@cookiecracker2 6 лет назад

Ever heard of warframe? Yeah...happens a lot there and almost every single other game where people are forced to work together in a game xD

@m1k3y48 6 лет назад

Luckily only two of the four people need to make it to the exit to start the countdown.

@ferrific 6 лет назад

Which means the last two think 'hey, we have a free minute to go off into every little side room and collect resources!'

@Ewanderer42 6 лет назад

i mean usally people waiting in line of a space port actually use the opportunity to chat with other players for once. on the other hand since small outpost usually have rather lax defense its really dangerous for you, if you come in hot with a pirate or murderer on your tail. also leaving the station for a minute for other commanders is usally is courtesy. then again you can just switch mode and clear an instance of all hoggers.

@YunsAvatar 6 лет назад

Kyle should have activated the Friendship Drive. Anything can be accomplished with the power of friendship.

@Crazyfrog41 6 лет назад

@@r2d266m that just gave me diabetes... I'm dead now!!

@Pops6185 6 лет назад

Omg someone else who also hears "activating friendship drive". thought i was the only one.

@YunsAvatar 6 лет назад

Actually, Joey has mentioned the same thing while streaming. I am trying to get it popular enough that it might be used in a future DM ED sketch.

@Stoney3K 2 года назад

FSD INHIBITED - MASS LOCKED.

@azazelreeds 6 лет назад

You guys make me try new games just to understand your videos better

@allenholloway5109 6 лет назад

Companies should really catch on and sponsor these guys.

@Ebolaface 6 лет назад

Depends on what you want out of it. You have the freedom to do whatever you wish from the start. At its heart the game is a grind, but if you have the desire to make it on your own in the galaxy, its great.

@ferrific 6 лет назад

Everything in the game takes a lot of time. Just getting from point to point can take hours.

@cartercampbell9172 6 лет назад

Its Werf

@spacedoutorca4550 6 лет назад

Save the precious days of your life and don’t get it. You’ll have more fun hitting rocks outside with a hammer.

@lforlight 6 лет назад

Ethan voice pack. I don't play this game, but I need this.

@samsonguy10k 6 лет назад

Honestly I think a Kyle voicepack would be ideal. An always impatient and hostile A.I. seems fitting

@blackmonish 6 лет назад

@@samsonguy10k haha! Nothing like a snarky A. I. to update you on your many errors.

@jonaselze9316 3 года назад

3:30: Waiiit, did you really threaten the Fuel Rats ?!?!?

@timothymclean 6 лет назад

"If you make me lose this money, I'm going to spend _more_ money and a ton of time in petty -griefing- vengeance." I don't think this Commander has a good grasp on economics...

@sibanbgd100 6 лет назад

Timothy McLean it's called a threat and it works

@MrSilvUr 6 лет назад

It's called an investment in reputation.

@TheOnlyToblin 6 лет назад

YOu have clearly not played EVE Online. A problem just caused you to lose a shitton of money? Throw MORE money at the problem!

@GunmadMadman 6 лет назад

Funconomics :D

@Slayer_Jesse 6 лет назад

im pretty sure that this is the same commander that thinks that doors are a good tactic soo...

@sar_ptolemy 6 лет назад

should have denied in the end with Jeffery stealing the spot

@pale2457 6 лет назад

CGI budget ran out.

@VineFynn 5 лет назад

Too predictable

@josiahgibson6373 6 лет назад

I expected him to crash into Kyle on the takeoff. Oh well.

@josiahzabel8596 2 года назад

hey! we have the same REALLY uncommon name(though it seems to be gaining in popularity)

@fast-yi9js 6 лет назад

I counted: he said less then a Minute and 50 second passed until he pressed dock, I dont think this was in time

@LootGoblinPenny 6 лет назад

59 seconds before it expired. ;)

@CompOfHall 6 лет назад

9 seconds to dock... Lethal force authorized.

@TangomanX2008 2 года назад

This is hillarious. It captures players experiences brilliantly, like its so easy for a new player to get blown up easily while leaving.

@theredpanda3729 6 лет назад

"Which one does more damage, red or blue?", wrong game, Joey.

@Aggelos-tv3ep 4 года назад

Red makes them more explosive

@eric_moore-6126 3 года назад

@@Aggelos-tv3ep No, red makes them go faster.

@Aggelos-tv3ep 3 года назад

Ok,so what makes them explosive?

@eric_moore-6126 3 года назад

Yellow

@Aggelos-tv3ep 3 года назад

@@eric_moore-6126 thanks

@MASTERWILLK 6 лет назад

This is way too relatable. Especially when you're in a medium or large ship.

@shurukin1425 5 лет назад

Am I the only one realizing that if you take all of Kyle's appearances in space themed videos you get a captain of a federation ship who quits, becomes an accidental pirate, and then goes on to begin a freighter pilot when he gets scarred by the guy whose ship he tried looting?

@mookooy 6 лет назад

Wait red and blue are the same? But RED WUNZ GO FASTA!

@timcleveland154 6 лет назад

And purple makes the ship stealthy

@tanith117 4 года назад

@@timcleveland154 Blue Lasers Are more likely to get a Lucky Crit

@spencer6207 6 лет назад

At first I thought kyle's throttle and joystick set up was to mirror the game, not make fun of the people that can't afford fancy set ups

@egirlSkeletor 6 лет назад

A cheap HOTAS isn't that bad.

@nojatha4637 6 лет назад

Sounds like you’ve never played Elite Dangerous before... I mean, I personally like using my keybored in this game but a lot of people would much rather use the throttle and stick. I mean, the controls are COMPLICATED! It can take someone hours before even learning how to board a ship properly.

@Commander64 6 лет назад

agreed, my Thustmaster T-Flight Hotas X was only about £40 and it works just fine.

@spencer6207 6 лет назад

Ive been playing mouse and keyboard for over 200 hours now, and I gotta say that Im quite used to it. Im almost scared to move to a joystick

@Commander64 6 лет назад

@@spencer6207 it will only improve your skills more than you could possibly imagine. Just get a cheap hotas. Thrust master t flight hotas X is cheap as chips.

@qrangejuice8225 6 лет назад

Like response authorized.

@GustavusAdolphus2 6 лет назад

Dislike response denied

@Healermain15 6 лет назад

Thumbs-up incoming in five.... four....

@kajmace 6 лет назад

Hold on guys, I'm still trying to decide if I should like this video or not.

@spookykitty2327 6 лет назад

Scanning Comment... Contents: First Lethal Response Authorized

@thereprehensible435 3 года назад

TFWmost pad hogs are actually PvP combat-geared ships piloted by players that intend to prevent you from ever docking at the engineer and will follow you to slay you after you leave the safe zone.

@chromaphasia453 6 лет назад

Too real, had this happen at a rescue station, imperial cutter, sat there forever.

@frigginresulrum 6 лет назад

You have recieved a 500 credit fine for loitering.

@DblDg1252 6 лет назад

What did you expect? They are imps, you aren't royal enough to gain access to their faaaaaabulous docking pad

@FeepingCreature 6 лет назад

Just switch to solo.

@constellarnova6782 5 лет назад

Us cutter pilots are members of such an exclusive club, we bask on the pads so all may witness our glory. In all seriousness gotta hate loiters, specially after military campaigns in my own cutter limping back to port >:/

@Ben-nk3cx 6 лет назад

Federal public radio? Why not Lave Radio??? Also: I’ve been waiting for this Elite video for SOOOOOO long. SOOOOOOOOOOOO long. Like, you have no idea how long I’ve been waiting for this. SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO LONG!!!!

@MJRSoap 6 лет назад

Because they only broadcast once per week.

@SpoonLoeffel 6 лет назад

No, Lave Radio broadcasts 24/7. You're thinking of the weekly podcast.

@krazykat9362 6 лет назад

Way out there, I'm surprised their station had anything other than classical music.

@lukasloen4659 5 лет назад

Because they had to do the guardian grind

@MChannel80 6 лет назад

You play Elite Dangerous?!?!

@TheStrangeSandwich 6 лет назад

I belive there is a doormonster group/corp/something. Or that they are working on getting one.

@MChannel80 6 лет назад

I would love to see that

@Ewanderer42 6 лет назад

yeah i am currently organizing to gather all the stuff for submission so joey can do it. for now we have the private group Door Monster you can request to join

@mrnickname850 6 лет назад

Wait for the end of the year, then we could buy/build a fleet carrier and name it Door Monster

@MChannel80 6 лет назад

I love that idea :P

@Fort_Master 6 лет назад

I don't know what is is, but the face kyle makes and the inflection he uses when her says "Get off the platform" at 3:40 is hilarious to me, I've already watch ed 12 times.

@AysaMetric 3 года назад

I just realized that he didn't have a time bonus. He was smuggling. He wanted to land so he didn't get scanned.

@mhmn9436 6 лет назад

And then comes the hard part. Actually docking.

@arkell7763 6 лет назад

The automated docking chip is your friend

@Enemby 6 лет назад

Buy a docking computer

@theodorepinnock1517 6 лет назад

Mhmn Even worse if your computer is 10 years old. Once it actually took me almost the entire 10 minutes to land.

@admech590 6 лет назад

You get used to it...

@theodorepinnock1517 6 лет назад

Spatterjay hoop What do you do about the lag?

@thecrazytruckdude10 6 лет назад

Man I loved this elite video and work love to see more! ALL HAIL THE BOAT MORMONS!!!

@MrMighty147 4 года назад

This is legitimately one of favourite videos in all of RU-vid. It is perfect from start to finish.

@TheFoxfirelight 5 лет назад

This was special, magical and it fills my heart with warmth and a little bit of rage. I love it

@Archgeek0 6 лет назад

Ah, this brings back fond memories of hilarious (and very VERY british queues) at Hutton orbital that time people were delivering scrap to Proxima Centauri to make fancy mugs. Also, Celeste? I've clearly been out in the black too long...what happened to Verity? And what's with these 35+ LY jump ranges? My stripped down explorer can't even pull that. Does the computer still say "Friendship Drive"?

@Ewanderer42 6 лет назад

Welp we got multiple Ship computer voices now. Yeah with engineers, we got like 50-60ly jump ranges and with the new guardian fsd boosters you get another 10ly. And yeah some voices do friendship, but not all.

@oddluck4180 6 лет назад

Sweet, they're back.

@megafire7 6 лет назад

Damn, the special effects on this are excellent! Nicely done, guys!

@zillyotter 6 лет назад

1:54-1:58 That's actually correct! Real life space navigation is performed with keyboards (of a kind) because throttles are too unwieldy in a microgravity environment! Well played, sirs!

@scottdotjazzman 3 года назад

Just started playing this game a week ago, but this is the funniest thing I've seen all year! Oh, and anyone who thinks you can't play 6DoF games well without a HOTAS setup has never cut their teeth on Descent with a keyboard.

@doxazo5512 6 лет назад

That’s the shirt from Rocket League!

@TheStrangeSandwich 6 лет назад

And future Kyle in the assasins creed video. And in the FTL one. There is sort of a pattern.

@thecoconut1840 6 лет назад

That was Awesome! I love your space videos especially the one about using doors to deal with troubles on a spaceship

@doodlevib 4 года назад

I just started the video and I’m immediately cracking up over the NPR “All Things Considered” space-radio satire. Nice job!

@OmiGundam777 6 лет назад

Oh my god I use the same flight stick!

@Vicky_1995_ 6 лет назад

Kyle leave the Fuel Rats. They have a tough gig it's not like they cant easily get paid for what they do it's all volunteer work and we love them for that.

@Loetmichel 6 лет назад

Michael Denison: Its not like we would do it for pay. Its the fun and the fuzzy feeling when you saved someone out in the black. Also Snickers bars of course!

@Vicky_1995_ 6 лет назад

@@Loetmichel Okay it's kind of cool a fuel rat actually responded to my Comment. By the way keep doing what you are doing you guys are amazing.

@wellthen.......9384 6 лет назад

i kill fuel rats for fun

@Vicky_1995_ 6 лет назад

@@wellthen.......9384 You sir are evil.

@Loetmichel 6 лет назад

Randy Marsh: Have fun trying to. We know how to highwake. And its policy to NOT shoot back when on duty. Also How low must your skill be if all you can kill are AspXes with no Weapons and minium shields for maximum jump range...

@joeytheghost4211 6 лет назад

The control panel affects are awesome!

@noble6TheReachGod 6 лет назад

Too relatable. Those outpost stations and their lack of landing pads... AND HAVING TO WAIT. Reminds me of the first Thargoid station attack, and the line of ships that formed because the rescue vessels only had ONE large landing pad.

@bejamillion2 6 лет назад

These guys totally get it xD I'm impressed

@Josh-zu8cr 6 лет назад

Hilarious as usual

@tomroberton6830 6 лет назад

This was very very good. Well done!

@AkodaGameing 6 лет назад

Please make more of these. Elite Dangerous is my all time favorite game!!!

@alexanderrahl7034 6 лет назад

"Theres one named celeste. Youre gonna pick that one" Well i personally dont want anything in a video game named after my mother lol

@5pet5ar 6 лет назад

Woo a new vid!

@deez_noots 6 лет назад

I was just thinking about how yall haven't been posting in a while and then you drop an elite dangerous video, explains it ALL

@theohibbs1426 6 лет назад

Bloody love this to bits! I love elite! I hope you do more!

@KerbalChris 6 лет назад

I’m actually about to get this game and the same joystick you have!!!

@KerbalChris 6 лет назад

Noah Yager elite dangerous

@DycuswasHere 6 лет назад

And this is why I prefer single player mode. But mostly because I’m new myself and don’t know how to take off either....

@metalbacon666 6 лет назад

Hell I have like 500-600 hours into Elite and on occasion I still accidentally boost into walls.

@DycuswasHere 6 лет назад

r2d266m Ooh, didn’t know about these! Thanks

@Chrono_Mitsurugi 6 лет назад

+metalbacon666 who doesn't? I swear my fingers instantly gravitate to that damn boost.

@Commander64 6 лет назад

also in single player mode you don't have to wait for other people to stop pad hogging, you can just dock 😉

@metalbacon666 6 лет назад

I think innately we just want to watch our ships burn

@davidkennedy1077 5 лет назад

I love the repeated clicks on docking request, I do exactly the same thing. Can't believe I've never seen your channel (I thought I'd subbed to every Elite channel going haha) this is great and so funny, I look forward to checking out the rest of your content

@JasonMartin327 3 года назад

Joey's got some bangin' tunes all up in here.

@Psychol-Snooper 6 лет назад

In Europe "docking" has a totally different meaning.

@kingcole5977 6 лет назад

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

@Jaden-lv7kx 6 лет назад

That's everywhere friend.

@Psychol-Snooper 6 лет назад

You cannot dock if your bay has been strip customized to meet US standard measurements.

@northofnashira2575 6 лет назад

Good thing there are no viable space programs in Europe.

@CrazyDutchguys 4 года назад

@@northofnashira2575 could it perhaps be because we're nowhere near the equator?

@SquidwradThomas 6 лет назад

I use a controller but all of this is so true I saw my first cmdr in the game and he was flying a sidewinder, he crashed is almost immediately and his cargo hold was full of illegal salvage.

@sirjmo 6 лет назад

Another instant classic white lightning video. Errr... Door Monster, also congratulations on the engagement Allison and Kyle.

@RetroRaven8 6 лет назад

woah, sweet visuals! great job, guys!

@klobiforpresident2254 6 лет назад

One view and eight likes. How it's supposed to be!

@FurryEskimo 6 лет назад

I lost $3 mil because my weapons deployed in the station. Turns out my touchpad was on and they don’t give warnings..

@fluffypinkpandas 6 лет назад

Protipm there is a setting checkbox that keeps your weapons from deploying and firing just because you hit the fire key.

@fluffypinkpandas 6 лет назад

Like a saftey switch where pressing the deploy key or 2 keys at the same time is required to deploy hardpoints.

@FurryEskimo 6 лет назад

Malicious Muppet Really? I never knew that.

@bar0nv0nstrubel57 6 лет назад

That shifty eye movement, "Docking request granted", "Cool" got me. Hilarious

@acolyteoffire4077 6 лет назад

no joke. had this happen, to me. minus the threatening to chase them through the galaxy the conversation was almost completely spot on with this.

@Ben-nk3cx 6 лет назад

Dammm, someone spent a lot of money of micro transactions! Oh, and why didn’t just go into solo?

@Chrono_Mitsurugi 6 лет назад

worse, he said he had no money, he just wanted to look.

@trygveplaustrum4634 6 лет назад

EVE Online when tho?

@nemtudom5074 3 года назад

1:50 The thing with flies, dear Kyle, is that they dont fly straight and bump into everything, lol

@OMentertainment 4 года назад

Still come back to watch to watch this. As an ED player, it sits in my soul.

@kokussnuss85 6 лет назад

Could have just told him to ENTER THE STATION. Then the Pad is free again

@SadButter 6 лет назад

kokussnuss85 that's false actually. Entering the hangar doesn't free the landing pad.

@kokussnuss85 6 лет назад

Butter of Sorrow god damn, coulnd you have told me sooner. All that waiting....

@fluffypinkpandas 6 лет назад

With outposts if someone enters the hangar, that pad with that hangar is still locked off.

@SadButter 6 лет назад

@@fluffypinkpandas go away I was here first

@nojatha4637 6 лет назад

He could’ve gone into offline mode...

@InternaIRevenueService 6 лет назад

You think this is a comedy sketch, this about every interaction at Hutton orbital. Had to go there to get my free Anaconda when I started. Also, "I'm the yellow Adder off to your left" and joey looks to the right.

@mariotaz 6 лет назад

Well put together

@Rocksteady72a 6 лет назад

This was worth the wait!

@Nyabari 6 лет назад

Awesome video as always and shoutout to youtube for making me the 0th person to see this

@Snowy123 6 лет назад

*Aherm* Actually spaceships should be flown with keyboards, when you're pushing crazy Gs like in elite dangerous, you wont be able to lift your arms to control a joystick. So what will happen is keypads on your spaceship arm chairs to help plot course and input.

@tommydoez 6 лет назад

but if you're doing crazy Gs wouldn't you not be able to lift even a finger to press a button or have your entire arm slam into the keyboard? Because Science!

@TheArklyte 6 лет назад

Astra?

@northofnashira2575 6 лет назад

Ummmm... you'd be in space.... Gs don't exist in zero gravity.

@tommydoez 6 лет назад

G forces persists even if there is no gravity as it isn't a measure of gravity but rather acceleration. Maybe you should research it a bit more before touching on the subject North.

@blainewheaton9679 6 лет назад

North Of Nashira, Gs are a measure of force. like how at the top of a rollercoaster you feel weightless, you are experiencing 0Gs. At the bottom when you are being crushed into your own seat you are experiencing many more Gs. Standing, you are experiencing 1G Gs are a measure of how much force you are experiencing, usually from acceleration. It's a common concern in space where everything is either minuscule or massive beyond comprehension.