Greetings proletariat! This is the very real, very true story of Elon Musk: Living God. Patreon: / georgrockallschmidt Twitter: / grockallschmidt Facebook: / 100025678273449
The booketh of elon god 'mongst men states: booketh of paypal, chapt'r 2 v'rs 5:. And than programm'rs and engine'rs did look at the code and t wast lacking valor. Elon stoodeth above those folk and those gents fearfully did state. This is a mess nay sir can fixeth the code. Elon did start coding but the temp'rature of his headeth wast soo high. That gent did shed his hair to maketh the temp'rature dropeth. Aft'r the coding wast done. That gent stoodeth and hath said yond code is the bombeth. than that gent regrew his hair in following months. His hath lost hair than did cure canc'r f'r people all ov'r the w'rld. Yond is the w'rd of elon
i still remember when Elon singlehandedly drank all the water out of the cave in Thailand so those boys and their trainer could walk out and not even get their feet wet. what a hero.
You are forgetting that he walked across the water first... And then he realized the others could not walk across the water, so he drank the water, allowing them to escape. Very much like Superman.
As an Australian, this is why South Africa is just too scary. If there’s any other Commonwealth nation that can keep ‘Straya in check and deliver a serving of humble pie after it’s dominated the Comm Games medal tally like China does in the Olympics. Then send in that teched up mercenary from Elysium
@@AntiCookieMonster The subject is implied with the use of "As a" South African is the descriptive noun And then, this is the second subject. The video. Absolutely hilarious is the description and what I, the first subject, think of the second subject Edit: I am breaking it down because it is informal English and you will lose marks if you use it in a classroom
@@elvingearmasterirma7241 (Now I feel bad for making you brake snow clone chain under your original comment.) It feels like a template for a sentence got highjacked to form similar sentence, but one where middle part fell out. As line of reasoning, it's not as nice to follow along. As not that smart of a person, [I think] this can be easily understood from context. As human, this machine of flesh and bone is fallible.
You forgot the part where he would sleep on factory floors in order to contribute his body heat. This ensured that the workers had a comfortable work environment while also save the planet
By only 3 seconds in, this has the greatest intro of all time: "Greetings, Proletariat! George Washington." Everything you do is gold. Please never ever change your style.
This quote has inspired me to invent a new word game. You come up with a quote as you have done and the game is to decide whether it was said by a Star Trek villain or Musk! Fun for all the family this christmas!
@@davidlean1060 I would love to take credit, but this quote is actually the Emperor of Mankind from Warhammer 40k. Glad I was able to inspire a new game, though!
It's one hell of an achievement to become the punchline of the world in 2022, a year in which competition for the title of "World's Biggest Dickhead" has been so strong.
this brings a tear to my eye. everytime i feel down at my dead-end minimum wage job, i donate what little savings i have (often incurring more debt) to God Emperor Musk, because i know it is put to better use in his loving hands.
This sounds like the Wikipedia article of a video game antagonist who was immensely popular in the first two games, but has been part of the in-game mythology of dozens upon dozens of sequels and prequels and ill-advised plotlines involving cloning and time travel, to the point that they're directly responsible for everything that has happened in the in-franchise universe.
@@thesmiffable The most faithful, factual biography of Elon Musk you'll ever find is that by Elon Musk. He'll pay you $50 if you read it ; he'll also solve world hunger and rid Russia of those pesky Ukrainians.
people always give Mandella crap for his time on reality TV but he did a great job telling the world about the troubles in Africa, and honestly he was good in breaking bad!
As someone who lived in South Africa from the late 80s through the end of Apartheid, and then moved back to the US, I can confirm that all of this is true.
Same here! And no doubt this video has served to soothe the wounded, flimsy egos of the Twitter employees recently fired, pushed over the edge, or fearing for their jobs. It's nice that we can all universally love Elon once again, as has been foretold.
I was holding out so well until "...his running mate, intellectual powerhouse and renowned journalist, Joe Rogan..." where I almost collapsed from laughter. That was overkill.
a beautiful story about a truly great man. A shame the video was too short, and had no place for the times when bald eagles would entrust their young in Elons care, and how he would personally travel the world helping to end deforestation by putting down saplings in each footstep he left in the arid lands, and flowers would bloom, even if it was not yet the season for them.
He single handedly reintroduced the Californian Condor, acting as both parents for the hatchlings, regurgitating rotting meat into their sweet little beaks. Then he stopped the homelessness crisis in California, by just buying everyone living on the street a home. He is like Mother Theresa, if Mother Theresa had any compassion, and cared about others.
You forgot the parts where he banished the Void Dragon to Mars, added a third strand to our DNA and is presently building the first McDonald's franchise location on the moon. 😏
As a South American this had me rolling over the floor with laughter. I absolutely lost it when you made the joke about the thing. It's funny because it's true! Well done, Sir
Jesus, I got catfished for a second, there, Georg. I seriously thought he was a scumbag, but you have made me see the light and the truth. Thank you, my brother.
Finally! I tried reading the official, full-length Biography, but it was just so heavy. Thanks for condensing it into something a loser like me can start to wrap my "mind" around.
Have been following you for a few years now, (Human Centipede videos) & I’ve got to admit, you’re one of my favourite guys on RU-vid… Such wittiness, we don’t find elsewhere & the topics are always very interesting! Thank you Georg!
“…Elon founded Tesla, named after Tesla Coils in Command & Conquer Red Alert.” This line broke me. I grew up playing Red Alert 2, and that game was how I learned of Tesla in the first place. It’s come full circle now.
I am glad that the whole, unadorned truth about this great man has finally been told. Did you know that Elon has as many, or more, doctoral titles as some other people? Incredible!
When QElon was born, there was a supernova that appeared on Earth for the first time. When QElon was 3, he was playing in mud and invented bricks. This started QElon's path to construct a modern society, using his patented brick technology. Rocket technology was used to produce the material for the bricks, demonstration bricks were actually sold for $200 each... Eventually the bricks will be produced for 10 cents each. This is how QElon showed humanity how to make BIG money.
This is a pretty good intro to the Book of Elon but you did forget to mention his superspeed, his ability to see perfectly in the dark, and the webs that shoot out of his ass that enable him to swing from tall buildings and bridges. I mean, I know, it's so obvious that you didn't think it was even worth mentioning.
It's amazing that Elon probably has this running through his head constantly. He's like Carmen in that South Park episode where his memory keeps changing to make him look better and better.
When I see Elon's image, looking at me with unconditional love and compassion, I can't overcome the impulse to avert my glance, in shame and unworthiness.
At first having been interrupted by an update while stuck in a boisterous brothers binge seemed tedious, but for our great Idol Elon of course one must make sacrifices
i believe he was also the inspiration for the concept of a 'god-emperor' in the warhammer lore, or at least that's what he told me in a 80's crack binge
If only the God-Emperor was half the man Elon Musk is. Horus wouldn’t of fallen to Chaos if Elon was he’s daddy and he would of completed the web-way project in a single afternoon.
You forgot to mention that he knows more about manufacturing, and also of course about everything else, more than anyone currently alive in the universe.
