Empress of Malice | Just Roll With It #24 

Here's some tw and time stamps for this episode, please beware of the spoilers below! . . . Cw/tw - mentions of turning to stone, fighting, death (0-3:30min), mentions of NPC’s death (~17min), fighting (~20-55min), NPC kind of losing a will to live (~1h5min-end) 0:00 - Jay recap 0:57 - episode start 1:48 - DM recap start 3:28 - DM recap end, at the Palace 4:03 - Chip sweet talks his plans 6:55 - Chip’s legs are freed 8:39 - Niklaus name drop 12:29 - Earl is freed 15:23 - Empress’ history with Niklaus Fendrix 16:18 - Chip’s silver tongue 18:18 - Empress’ is so cool and hot and sexy and ferocious 19:56 - roll for initiative 22:01 - Gillion’s goes wild with new cold magic 26:44 - persuading Maria to their side 27:11 - Maria is confused 27:48 - Satasha gets wild 30:29 - father’s journal doesn't have braille 31:48 - Malice’s turn to dance 34:26 - she’s moving! dumbass! 35:46 - Gill slaps Malice with a book 38:35 - midroll start 39:57 - midroll end, Chip keeps aggravating Malice 40:41 - Satasha don’t care about no diary 41:18 - Jay’s canonically a bad bitch 42:06 - “gatekeep, gaslight, Gillion Tidestrider” - Gill 42:21 - Maria attacks The Empress 43:57 - cool one-liners win over game’s mechanic 44:45 - Malice’s last encore 50:18 - being funny doesn’t win over dice 51:10 - Maria vs Satasha 53:03 - Jay bitch slaps Malice to unconsciousness 55:32 - it’s Scott Pilgrim’s world and dnd is just living in it 57:37 - Earl is chilling 58:53 - about antidote 1:00:12 - kill or not to kill 1:04:54 - Malice wakes up, reveals antidote ingredients 1:06:37 - Malice’s wish from Niklaus 1:08:53 - debating on malice’s future 1:11:18 - Gillion is really into this justice thing 1:12:30 - ah, yes, a classic pirate move to uplift a person you just beat the shift outta 1:13:48 - Satasha got the hots for our John 1:14:46 - episode end, patron shout out Did I miss anything in time stamps? Let me know if something should be added! Hope to see y’all next week for the new episode! And while we wait: there's a superhero campaign DMed by Bizly on patreon called “Prime Defenders”. There’s also character sheets of many characters, DM notes & art for one-shots, podcasts “Just Rolled With It” and “Just Rolled What If". If you don't have a way to sub on patreon, but still wanna support JRWI podcast, leaving a like and a comment on youtube here helps out the podcast a lot as well. You can tweet your thoughts using #jrwishow, #jrwishowspoilers and #jrwifanart. Use r/jrwshow on reddit if ya fancy, don't forget to rate the podcast on itunes. Share your thoughts so more people find this podcast!

Honestly, I would highly consider purchasing something bearing the phrase "Gaslight, Gatekeep, Gillion Tidestrider".

i was super worried about how Chip will go through with his plans with the empress BUT LIKE HE REALLY POPPED OFF WITH IT

Chip talking to Malice right before the fight really just put me in awe. His persuasion and choice of words was so good and i was at the absolute edge of my seat! incredible probs to Bizly, the genuine acting of Chips never fails to amaze me :)

me, not realizing im dissociating: chip, out of the corner of my hearing: "aren't all these lesser beings just asking to be ruled?" my brain, snapping back into my body: *girl, W H A T*

Gill is just the main character that learns a new gimmick with his main power every arc.

Hey people, been a hot minute. They're level 5 now, which means it's my self-inflicted job to catalogue their new abilities. Rolling with it commencing. Chip: Variant Human (Feat: Dual Wielder) lvl 5 Swashbuckler Rogue Gillion: Triton lvl 4 Undersea Paladin/lvl 1 Divine Soul Sorcerer with Elemental Adept: Cold (ASI lvl 4) Jay: Human lvl 5 Hunter Ranger with the Observant Feat (ASI lvl 4) Gillion states that he uses a homebrew Paladin spell named Freezing Smite and uses a homebrew cantrip called Glacial Blade (Booming Blade but Cold instead of Thunder). He also references his feat. 21:50 Edit 1: Freezing Smite seems to require a Strength Saving Throw, and on a failure knocks the target 10 feet away and prone. Neat.

The longer this series goes on the more terrified I become of what that favor may be.

Jay punches the empress so hard it makes a tf2 crit sound

In the battle scene, I was really hoping that Niklaus would call in his favor and they would just lose

Grizly: 8 slashing and 6 force damage Bizly: okay, thats..? Condi: 14...? Grizly: 15!

"good cop fish cop",,,,,,,, *sobbing noises*

ME AND BABE ARE OVER. NOW I ONLY KNOW THE EMPRESS FROM THE HIT DND PODCAST JUST ROLL WITH IT.

Its so funny that mallice started the fight and then got her shit wrecked by gillian

NADA POPPED THE HELL OFF WITH THE THUMBNAIL HOLY

I love how at the end gill is all jealous 😂

Ah yes, Gillion is now officially a verb :D I love this episode, you guys have been gillion it :)

Okay so we've dealt with crazy, kind of an idiot Chip and on the last episode, he delivers a plan so powerful it made the Dm almost spit out water and turned the loud and always excited Gillion TIdestrider into an amazed mess (Charlie). Certainly went off with a bang there friends.

okay but the way Malice says "foolish boy" gave me butterflies

ALSO THE THUMBNAIL IS SO SICK AMAZING JOB AS ALWAYS NADA!

My god I came from the Spotify version of the podcast and might i say that these individuals are incredible actors and put a lot of passion into this.

this episode's combat was absolutely amazing and jay with that final blow BRUUUHH

Im graduating today and this is the best graduation gift I could ask for

Malice is an awesome character. Grizzly is SUCH a good DM I love this campaign

7:40 Grizz starts going Australian 8:40 12:00 Grizz calls you darling 14:30 Old man Earl has a breakdown 18:12 The empress has a nice voice 21:15 52:12 No Empress 55:54 Son of a b-

I was expecting like the evil tentacle queen from Disney not this hot booba lady. I mean I knew something was off when I realized on the previous episodes that the palace wasn’t underwater. But not this lady with some humongous hungolomghnonoloughhongous.

"release the three sistors" Why did he pronounce sisters like that xD

does anyone know the music used as Empress' soundtrack that plays every time she's in spotlight?? please its so fucking good Updt: thanks to paintthulu, its ludowic - disturbed lines

YO, TIME TO NOT DO MY ESSAY THATS DUE TONIGHT AND LISTEN TO THIS INSTEAD, LETS GOOO

I love Charlie’s delivery of “she froze an enTIRE TOWWWN FORA COMPASS”

THE THUMBNAIL .... womand ❤️

I love how the theme for this long red sexy lady is slow bassy dubstep its beyond fitting

"my grandfather compels you!" - Gill

Oh my gosh, Chip the Dip-lomat lol

Only a Paladin would deal 28 book damage to a boss. Only a Paladin 😌

That thumbnail actually looks pretty good probably the second best thumbnail I have seen for jrwi

jay punched empress so hard her neck snapped

THUMBNAIL GOT ME 👁👁👁👁👁👁 Very excited for a powerful, moving, potentially new favorite episode of this campaign

When Jay said “it’s a gamble” I fully expected Gillian to say “A GAMBLE YOU SAY?” And stab Malice Edit: I would also like to say that Malice is very hot

Okay but… the music change every time it was the Empress’s turn? 👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻 My gosh. I need that song.

Ngl for the last few episodes, i've only imagined Maria, Satasha and Aslana to look like the 3 sisters form Hades.

here we go again

Niklaus 🤝 empress malice Gender

35:46 easily the best attack I've ever seen. Had me chuckling so hard. Edit: Holy cow he did it again 48:48

goddamn gillion is a fucking powerhouse

Music timestamps: unfortunately I don't know every song/track in existence, so if you know the song tell me in the replies that would be greatly appreciated :) 4:02- Disturbed Lines (Katana Zero) Thank you to Obamasnow in the replies for the song! 22:30- Katana Zero (Katana Zero) Thank you to Mawholdi in the replies for this song! 23:00- Roller Mobster (Hotline Miami) Thank you to ssA 42 in the replies for the song! 38:36- Sunshade, City of Pleasures (Octopath Traveler) 34:15- A Cold Sweat [3-3 cold] (Crypt of the Necrodancer) Thank you to 69 Lol in the replies for this song! And thank you to Fluffy The Cat for the correction! I'm finished with the episode and those were all the songs I recognized. If a timestamp is not listed and you know the song, please tell me!

the end is fucking beautiful I'm crying

Imagine not being able to pronounce 'item' correctly. He's making me feel asthmatic with that Empress voice

In this episode, jay sucks on satasha's fingies while making eye contact with Gil

maybe... IM GILLIAN TIDESTRIDER?!,!,??! on second thought.... that dude was kinda spooky at the end so maybe.. not LMAO

53:03 Girlboss on girlboss violence

Oh no she's hot!!! OH NO THE TITLE!!!

yo, that thumbnail is dope as hell

OMG AWOOGA THUMBNAIL

Oh boy oh boy, this is gonna be good

Wow great episode this reminds me of the just rolled with it on their patreon #ad

the freakin Malice combat music got me scared and excited

chiplomat

17:43 best frame ever

Incredible. Powerful. Moving. Easily my new favorite episode of this campaign. really,

I’m in love with the background music for malice??

HOLY COW THE EMPRESS IS HOT

Charlie slimecicle was pogging for like the first 15 minutes lol

Bruh malices theme is a banger

CHIP? no. no. more like CHAD.

jrwi my beloved [derogatory]

Some of my favourite lines have been said in the first 10 minutes of this episode

Omg if we get to go back to loffinlot I'll be so happy

Daaaaamn the empress is fine

CHIP IS *POPPING OFF* RN!!!

THUMBNAIL IS HYPE OMGOSH

Just just just with just it

omg the thumbnail is so pretty 😲❤️

Did my boy just basically say trade offer

ayo bizly is kinda popping off, future me how we feeling? HOW'D HE NAT 1 FUUCK

i guess you can say malice holds a lot of malice

Good to be out of school cause now I don't need to skip to watch this :)

CHIP POPPED OFF WHAT THE FUCK

Chip turning into Mallard Conway was not on my bingo card 0_0

gatekeep gaslight gillion tide strider

AWOOGA AWOOGA BOININING EYES POP OUT OF HEAD

hello fellow just roll with it enjoyers

THIS IS THE BEST WAY TO END THE WEEK!!

YES BEST THING TO LISTEN TO ON THE BUSSSSS

CHIP IS SO FUCKING COOL

JAY’S FUCKING CRACKED BRO

A W O O G A

good cop, fish cop

48:06 I just finished the first season of The Penumbra Podcast: Juno Steel and that gave me PTSD

Im so glad I wasnt the only one thinking Scott Pilgrim at that moment

aaaaa i gotta go to class soon but i can’t wait to come back and finish! edit: FINISHED AND IT WAS SO GOOD! probably one of my favourites so far!!

IM BARELY 5 MINUTES IN CHIP IS SO COOL-

Spoilers Timestamps for me - - - 0:00 - Intro/Recap 3:28 - Pick back up 4:02 - Chip starts his art of conversation 8:38 - HE'S DOING IT 12:29 - Free Earl 18:34 - Oh she's pissed 19:57 - Initiative 24:26 - Snords 30:45 - Jay forgets Satasha's Blind 35:47 - Now what do you know about peepaw 38:35 - Midroll 39:57 - End of Midroll 41:17 - Jay's a bad bitch 42:36 - Maria snaps out of it 50:18 - Hey Empress, Book. 53:11 - Jay clocks Malice 55:53 - Combat is Over 1:01:46 - Ice Jail 1:02:04 - Chip and Gil start their argument 1:04:56 - Malice is Back up 1:06:06 - Good Cop Fish Cop 1:13:49 - SATASHA HAS A THING FOR JOHN 1:14:45 - End of Ep, Patreon Gillion’s titles in the Order that they Come Up Gillion Tidestrider Moisture Master Pigeon Lord Hero of Wheat Champion of the Deep The One The Chosen One Hero of the Undersea Warrior of Rock and Roll Champion of the Undersea

Yo the art is fucking jacked. Amazing.

Forgive me... but the empress... DAMN

YOOO THE THUMBNAIL LOOKS SICK

This = Very Excellent

Thumbnail bout to make me act up

Jay has become One Punch Man

*OH NO SHE'S HOT*